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| ==Description== | | ==Description== |
| [[Eivor Varinsdottir|Eivor]] found a norse warrior with an axe in his head. | | [[Eivor Varinsdottir|Eivor]] found a [[Norsemen|Norse]] warrior with an [[Battleaxe|axe]] in his head. |
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| ==Dialogue== | | ==Dialogue== |
| *'''Norse Warrior:''' ''My head aches... Argh..." | | *'''Axehead:''' ''My head aches... Argh..." |
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| Eivor came upon a small battlefield. | | Eivor came upon a small battlefield. |
| | | *'''Axehead:''' ''By all the ''bacrauts'' (assholes) of the world, what ails my mind? Must be a hangover. Argh...'' |
| *'''Norse Warrior:''' ''By all the bacrauts (assholes) of the world, what ails my mind? Must be a hangover. Argh...'' | | The warrior noticed Eivor. |
| *'''Axhead:''' ''Over here, good warrior.'' | | *'''Axehead:''' ''Over here, good warrior.'' |
| *'''Eivor:''' ''Hej, stranger.'' | | *'''Eivor:''' ''Hej, stranger.'' |
| *'''Axhead:''' ''Excuse me, I have a slight pain. Do you notice anything on my head? It's an itch or a cut that simply won't go away.'' | | *'''Axehead:''' ''Excuse me, I have a slight pain. Do you notice anything on my head? It's an itch or a cut that simply won't go away.'' |
| *'''Eivor:''' ''It appears to be a... a battle scar.'' | | *'''Eivor:''' ''It appears to be a... a battle scar.'' |
| *'''Axhead:''' ''Ah, as I suspected. It must be from my most recent battle. You should see the other man. He got the worst of it.'' | | *'''Axehead:''' ''Ah, as I suspected. It must be from my most recent battle. You should see the other man. He got the worst of it.'' |
| *'''Eivor:''' ''Worse than... I suppose its possible, yes. If he is headless.'' | | *'''Eivor:''' ''Worse than... I suppose its possible, yes. If he is headless.'' |
| *'''Axhead:''' ''My arms are numb from battle. Does it need any dressing? Do you think it is a serious wound?'' | | *'''Axehead:''' ''My arms are numb from battle. Does it need any dressing? Do you think it is a serious wound?'' |
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| |-|You have an axe in your head.= | | |-|You have an axe in your head.= |
| *'''Eivor:''' ''Good drengr, you have an axe in your head. It is grim. I will take it out, but you will surely head off to the next realm soon.'' | | *'''Eivor:''' ''Good ''drengr'', you have an axe in your head. It is grim. I will take it out, but you will surely head off to the [[Valhalla (afterlife)|next realm]] soon.'' |
| *'''Axhead:''' ''Ah. Valhalla, it is. I appreciate your candid response. Now I prepare myself for the sights and sounds of the Corpse Hall.'' | | *'''Axhead:''' ''Ah. Valhalla, it is. I appreciate your candid response. Now I prepare myself for the sights and sounds of the Corpse Hall.'' |
| *'''Eivor:''' ''I will relieve you of the pain it gives you. Send you down the Bifrost.'' | | *'''Eivor:''' ''I will relieve you of the pain it gives you. Send you down the [[Bifröst|Bifrost]].'' |
| *'''Axhead:''' ''It is time.'' | | *'''Axhead:''' ''It is time.'' |
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| |-|It's really nothing, jus a small cut.= | | |-|It's really nothing, jus a small cut.= |
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''I feel it is a small wound, for a warrior as great as you. Nothing but a twig stuck near your brow.'' | | *'''Eivor:''' ''I feel it is a small wound, for a warrior as great as you. Nothing but a twig stuck near your brow.'' |
| *'''Axhead:''' ''Ah, yes, thank you for telling me. And your keen eye on discerning a fellow great warrior.'' | | *'''Axehead:''' ''Ah, yes, thank you for telling me. And your keen eye on discerning a fellow great warrior.'' |
| *'''Eivor:''' ''I can take it off, the twig, if you like.'' | | *'''Eivor:''' ''I can take it off, the twig, if you like.'' |
| *'''Axhead:''' ''Of course. When you have a moment, just brush it off.'' | | *'''Axehead:''' ''Of course. When you have a moment, just brush it off.'' |
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| </tabber> | | </tabber> |
| | | *'''Axhead:''' ''You know, there is a great [[mead]]hall nearby. We could go there and reflect on our greatest exploits. Nothing finer than an endless night of drunken glory to make you forget all of the dishonorable fops in this [[Earth|world]]. Just ''[[skald]]s'' and warriors full of mead and story-greed. O, yes, let me weave you a hero's {{Wiki|saga}} from dirt and spittle. This one blustery battle-day, I was inside a [[shield]] wall... and my wife entered the shield wall... nude... and started singing... O... We were so young... so very nimble in our ''hugr'' (minds) and our ways...'' |
| *'''Axhead:''' ''You know, there is a great meadhall nearby. We could go there and reflect on our greatest exploits. Nothing finer than an endless night of drunken glory to make you forget all of the dishonorable fops in this world. Just skalds and warriors full of mead and story-greed. O, yes, let me weave you a hero's saga from dirt and spittle. This one blustery battle-day, I was inside a shield wall... and my wife entered the shield wall... nude... and started singing... O... We were so young... so very nimble in our hugr (minds) and our ways...'' | |
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''All your enemies have been slain. Now you rejoice.'' | | *'''Eivor:''' ''All your enemies have been slain. Now you rejoice.'' |
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| EIvor removed the axe, and the man fell over dead. | | EIvor removed the axe, and the man fell over dead. |
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| ==References== | | ==References== |
| *''[[Assassin's Creed: Valhalla]]'' | | *''[[Assassin's Creed: Valhalla]]'' |
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| {{ACVMemories}} | | {{ACVMemories}} |
| [[Category:Memories of Eivor Varinsdottir]] | | [[Category:Memories of Eivor Varinsdottir]] |
| [[Category:Memories relived using the Animus HR-8.5]] | | [[Category:Memories relived using the Animus HR-8.5]] |
| [[de:Im Kopf behalten]] | | [[de:Im Kopf behalten]] |