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Splitting Hares was a virtual representation of one of Eivor Varinsdottir's genetic memories, relived by Layla Hassan through the Portable Animus HR-8.5.
Description
A woman asks for help dealing with the pests in her garden.
Dialogue
Eivor approached an angry woman at a farm.
- Gerhild: Stop eating my garden, you filthy little things!
Eivor approached the woman.
- Eivor: You seem distressed.
- Gerhild: So would you be if your every crop of turnips was demolished by a horde of mangy horrors!
- Eivor: I assume you mean the rabbits in that field?
- Gerhild: Aye, them! They're nowt but rats with ears stuck on! I'd slay 'em if I could, but they're too damned fast.
She turned towards the fields.
- Gerhild: When I catch you, I'll impale you! Maim you! Send you to bunny Hell!
Eivor climbed over the fence and attacked the rabbits.
- Gerhild: That's right! Get in there! Mash their little bunny heads in!
Go on! Nail those bobtailed little shits!
Three less pesky vermin bastards in the world!
Yes! That's what you get for eating my turnips, you bucktoothed fuckanapes!
You got them! Every last one! Exterminated like the hairballs of Satan that they are!
A man came running towards the fields.
- Ahlstan: Flopsy? Lord Snuffles! What have they done to you?
- Gerhild: Just taking care of business, Ahlstan. I warned you what would happen if you let them in my turnip patch again.
- Ahlstan: My babies! They're not to blame! How could you? You've gone too far this time, wife!
Outcome
Eivor killed all the rabbits eating the woman's turnips, later discovering they were her husband's rabbits.