We Are All Monsters

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We Are All Monsters was a virtual representation of one of Eivor Varinsdottir's genetic memories, relived by Layla Hassan through the Portable Animus HR-8.5.

Description

Eivor saw the signs of a bear attack.

Dialogue

Eivor noticed an overturned cart.

• Eivor: What happened here? And what befell the driver?

She saw a note nearby.

Tournament Invitation:
You are hereby invited to the annual bear-fighting tournament! Bring your finest bears and compete for the title of Bear Master!

Eivor saw a man up a hill, trying to keep away from a bear.

• Anglo-Saxon Man: Huh... There's a bear in here who wants to eat my face. I would quite like it subdued, please.
  Hello? I can hear you out there! Aren't you going to save me?
  If I die, it'll be your fault, you know. Do you want that on your conscience? Do you?

Eivor attacked the bear.

• Anglo-Saxon Man: Perhaps a chokehold would do the trick?
  Be gentle! I don't want it bruised!
  Use the flat of your blade!

Whether Eivor used blades, arrows, blunt weapons, or even her bare fists, she ended up killing the bear.

• Anglo-Saxon Man: Did you kill it? You weren't supposed to actually kill it! Get in here, now! I want a word with you!

Eivor climbed the hill and approached the man.

• Eivor: Your gratitude is touching.
• Anglo-Saxon Man: Gratitude? That was my prize fighting bear you killed. How am I supposed to make my living now?
• Eivor: It is thanks to me that you are living at all.
• Anglo-Saxon Man: O, thank you, Your Majesty! Please accept my eternal loyalty for condemning me to abject poverty!

(Fight) You need a lesson in gratitude.My apologies.Don't mention it.

• Eivor: I should teach you some manners.
• Anglo-Saxon Man: You can take your manners and shove 'em where Odin can't see. Let's do this, you filthy Dane!

The man attacked and they fought, though Eivor ended him as quickly as the bear.

• Eivor: Stilling that bitter tongue was a service to all.

• Eivor: I'm sorry. You seemed like you were in danger.
• Anglo-Saxon Man: Sorry? Sorry won't feed my seven children. What am I to do now?
• Eivor: Maybe pick a smaller animal to abuse next time. Farewell."
• Anglo-Saxon Man: How am I going to feed my children now that my bear is dead?<or>Without my bear, all I have is my winning personality. O God, I'm doomed.

• Eivor: You're welcome. Enjoy life as a beggar!
• Anglo-Saxon Man: You've ruined me, and you don't care. No one cares. What a world, what a world!
• Eivor: Maybe pick a smaller animal to abuse next time. Farewell."
• Anglo-Saxon Man: How am I going to feed my children now that my bear is dead?<or>Without my bear, all I have is my winning personality. O God, I'm doomed.

Outcome

Eivor dealt with both the bear and its owner.

Behind the scenes

If players opt for one of the two nonviolent sendoff dialogues for the bear "tamer," he will have multiple possible closing lines as he walks away, but the game will only ever fire one of them.

References

• Assassin's Creed: Valhalla