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| =====Dearly Bee-Loved=====
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| Eivor found a poet writing.
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| *'''Gill:''' ''O Starlight, my Starlight. A swift death by a sharp sting separates up, both by lip and by heart.''
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''Whether by land or by sea, we never shall part.''
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| *'''Gill:''' ''A fellow romantic soul. Perhaps you might be able to aid my plight.''
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''What ails you?''
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| *'''Gill:''' ''A witch told me that one sting from the fuzzy little demon would steal my breath! But! My love keeps bees!''
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''You cannot deliver your love letter because there are bees in the way? I could carry it for you.''
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| *'''Gill:''' ''If you would do this kindness for Gill, then you must be a kindred spirit. Do you also enjoy the stamen AND the petal?''
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''I enjoy much of many things.''
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| *'''Gill:''' ''I had a feeling you would understand! I've painted my love in words in this letter. Let your romantic heart guide you.''
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''If I find this love of yours, I will deliver your feelings. I am sure your words will lead me to your heart's desire.''
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| *'''Gill:''' ''Thank you! O, thank you, stranger! I shall call you sunshine, for you broke through the clouds of my loneliness.''
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''The sweetness of honey on the tongue, with the danger of being stung. It is like love. Always a chance of losing.''
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| Gill gave Eivor his letter.
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| [Letter in page already]
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| Eivor headed towards the apiary.
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''Starlight, Starlight. Which of these keepers of the bees fits Gill's poems?''
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| Eivor approached one of the beekeepers.
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''Would you say that your hair could be described as "bracken colored tresses"?''
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| *'''Serle:''' ''I beg your pardon?''
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''It matters not, return to your work.''
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| Eivor approached another of the keepers.
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''Would you say that you are cow-eyed and willow-limbed?''
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| *'''Mille:''' ''O-o! I suppose! I'm not sure what that means, but it is pretty. Are you composing a poem in my likeness?''
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''My mistake. Apologies.''
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| Eivor approached a third keeper.
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''Do you consider yourself a man who had features so delicate that God himself must have painted them on with a fine brush?''
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| *'''Warin:''' ''Yes.''
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''Forgive my intrusion.''
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| Eivor then returned to Serle.
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| *'''Serle:''' ''You've returned. Did you forget something?''
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''An admirer of yours asked me to deliver a letter.''
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| *'''Serle:''' ''I know these words. I've kept the brothers of this letter beneath my pillow. To finally meet my Secret Bard... I must go.''
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| Serle left.
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''I have delivered the letter. Now to see if Gill has met his match.''
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| Eivor followed him to the meeting. Serle sat down besides Gill.
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| *'''Serle:''' ''I've kept your letters under my pillow to give me dreams as sweet as your words. Now I know, my love is sweet as apples.''
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| *'''Gill:''' ''My Starlight, it's as if my heart is to burst with this happiness. My love requited.''
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| *'''Serle:''' ''Now tell me more of my lashes and how ther are like the...''
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| *'''Gill:''' ''Your lashes! Why they're beautiful, but they are a candle in the brilliance og your hands. So warm and strong in mine...''
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| *'''Eivor:''' ''Good for you, Gill. Best of luck to you both.''
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| =====The Body===== | | =====The Body===== |
| Eivor found two children playing with a dead Norseman. | | Eivor found two children playing with a dead Norseman. |
My primary sandbox.
To do
Valhalla Transcripts Status
I'm focusing on doing the minor memories for now, because they (mostly) have no choice aspect to them and so are way easier to deal with.
- Red (#ff3030) links mark the memories not transcribed at all.
- Orange (#e3830a) links mark the memories partially transcribed, i.e. those with choices.
- Green (#34df19) links are fully transcribed but not yet incorporated into the respective pages.
- Fully transcribed items that have been incorporated are removed from the list.
Valhalla Transcripts
Glowecestrescire
Lady of the Lake
Eivor found a lake filled with corpses.
- Eivor: There is an army of the dead down here.
Eivor heard a singing voice coming from somewhere near the very odd locked house by the lake. On the side of the house there was a bear in a cage and behind the house, a body strung up upside down.
- Eivor: Strange, her voice is like a lullaby. I wonder where it leads.
She followed the singing woman in the white hood, approaching her when she stopped at the margins of the lake.
- Eivor: What is it you want? Who are you?
Eivor saw the door to the house open and went to investigate.
- Eivor: Poison! I need to get out of here.
- Strange Woman: (laughing)
Eivor moved a barricade and left through the window, finding the singing woman outside.
- Eivor: I'll kill you for that. Have you anything to say?
Eivor killed her.
The Goddess of Birth
Eivor encountered a woman on the ground by a road.
- Ermina: Ugh! The baby is coming!
- Eivor: Your baby is coming. Where is the nearest healer? I can take you.
- Ermina: No need for a healer, love. Just to get to the top of that hill. I can do the rest.
- Eivor: What? All the way to the top? And, you intend to go alone in your state?
- Ermina: Yes! I'll roll my fat corpse up this hill if need be.
- Eivor: It is too far to carry you like this without hurting your babe. I shall have to take you by horse.
Eivor climbed on her mount and so did the woman.
- Ermina: You need not help me, but who am I to look a gift Dane in the mouth.
- Eivor: It is dishonorable to leave a pregnant woman to the elements. Why does the baby's father not come to you?
- Ermina: The baby's father is a god. Mpccus of the Wood saw me on Solstice and wooed me with his song.
- Eivor: You laid down with a god?
- Ermina: Aye, is that so shocking? Mary grew Christ from the touch of God. I heard of a Dane god who laid down with a horse.
- Eivor: Loki. And, he was also a horse at the time. You didn't get mounted by a horse god, did you?
- Ermina: No! It was very much a man. A godly man, definitely not a mortal. But, I didn't see him by light of day so who knows.
Arriving at the shrine, they dismounted.
- Eivor: We've made it to the shrine. Do you think the otherworldly father will be able to find us?
- Ermina: I wasn't impregnated by a god, just an ordinary man as bored as me! Doubt he'll want anything to do with this child.
- Eivor: I see. Then we shall focus on the child instead. Breathe deeply and try to relax. This will take time. I will build a tent.
Eivor did as she said and helped deliver the baby.
- Anglo-Saxon Child: [baby crying]
- Eivor: You did a great job. A healthy baby girl. Just hear that cry. Warrior's lungs.
- Ermina: A girl. I've no knowledge of warriors or what to name them. How about your name, then? Little Eivor.
A man entered the tent.
- Moccus: Ermina! I've been looking everywhere. Bran told me you'd run off and I worried the worst. Is that? Is--
- Eivor: This is your god-lover? I expected more.
- Moccus: God-lover? Should I take that as a compliment of my prowess or an insult to my name?
- Ermina: Go, Moccus. Our families would never approve the union, and if you're to have any reputation, you will forget me.
- Moccus: I think I get a say in that! I care not about status, and if all we have together is some hut in the woods, then so be it!
Eivor got up and left the tent.
- Eivor: A hut in the woods does sound fit for a witch and her babe.
Ostara Festival
Egg Hunt
Hamtunscire
Saint Faith
Eivor passed by a scene of baptism, with a nun, a priest and some peasants.
- Anglo-Saxon Woman: I am heavy with sin! I need guidance!
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum.
You there! Dane! Come be saved!
- Eivor: Don't you get tired of all that yelling?
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Welcome, heathen. Praise God, who has brought you here to join us.
- Eivor: My ship is not steered by your god.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Cease your blasphemy! You have been summoned by God to be baptized! Submit or pay the price!
- Eivor: And how do you plan to make me?
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Faith is our weapon, and the only one we need.
- Eivor: Your threats aren't worth the breath of my arse.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: We'll see about that. Faith! Cleanse this pagan scum!
The nun attacked Eivor.
- Faith: Sinner! Die at the hands of Faith!
- Eivor: Think twice, nun. I won't be dying today.
- Faith: Smite the unbelievers! Smite them till they're smoten!
- Eivor: Are you so keen to meet your god?
Eivor defeated Faith.
- Eivor: Is that the best your god can give? People will worship anyone these days.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Faith! Faith...! You monster, how could you? She was so sweet, gentle, and delicate!
- Anglo-Saxon Woman: Great! Now I have to find someone else to tell me what to do.
Splitting Hares
Eivor approached an angry woman at a farm.
- Gerhild: Stop eating my garden, you filthy little things!
Eivor approached the woman.
- Eivor: You seem distressed.
- Gerhild: So would you be if your every crop of turnips was demolished by a horde of mangy horrors!
- Eivor: I assume you mean the rabbits in that field?
- Gerhild: Aye, them! They're nowt but rats with ears stuck on! I'd slay 'em if I could, but they're too damned fast.
She turned towards the fields.
- Gerhild: When I catch you, I'll impale you! Maim you! Send you to bunny Hell!
Eivor climbed over the fence and attacked the rabbits.
- Gerhild: That's right! Get in there! Mash their little bunny heads in!
Go on! Nail those bobtailed little shits!
Three less pesky vermin bastards in the world!
Yes! That's what you get for eating my turnips, you bucktoothed fuckanapes!
You got them! Every last one! Exterminated like the hairballs of Satan that they are!
A man came running towards the fields.
- Ahlstan: Flopsy? Lord Snuffles! What have they done to you?
- Gerhild: Just taking care of business, Ahlstan. I warned you what would happen if you let them in my turnip patch again.
- Ahlstan: My babies! They're not to blame! How could you? You've gone too far this time, wife!
The Devil Has All The Best Tunes
Eivor came upon a jolly gathering with song and drink.
- Norse Warrior: A merry tune! Play it again, Saxon!
- Bard: The Lord made me and the Lord made thee, and the Lord made hops and barley. So if you would close to Heaven be, have another ale or three! Drink some mead and drink some rum, for ye know not when the Lord will come. So drink thy ale and drink it fast, who knows if it may be your last!
You there, Dane! Come join youe fellows! Music is my gift to you all!
Eivor approached the bard.
- Eivor: Here is a merry gathering. A Saxon, playing for Norsemen?
- Bard: "What joy a man gives is given back threefold." So my love used to say. Dear Cearo. I sing now for her.
- Eivor: Used to?
- Bard: Used to. But now is no time for sadness! Join our revels! I was about to open a cask for my new friends! Come one, come all! Nothing heals the heart of woe like a mug of ale.
- Norse Warrior: You look like the sort who laps at their brew like a kitten.
- Eivor: Wrong. Thor himself pales when he sees me take up my drinking horn.
- Norse Warrior: Ha! Come and prove it, then! Saxon, give us a song!
Eivor approached the hooded warrior.
- Norse Warrior: Show me how the Raven Clan drink!
(Accept - "I'll take that challenge.")
- Eivor: You'll be under the tavle before I've even warmed up.
- Norse Warrior: O-ho! We'll see about this!
Eivor and the warrior then started a drinking contest, while the bard kept playing his song. Eivor drank her horn full before dropping to the floor.
- Eivor: I feel cold fingers spreading through me. This is poisoned ale!
- Norse Warrior: Urgh. Feels like Jormungandr is turning in my stomach.
The dancing warriors also felt the poison acting.
- Norse Warrior: By Odin, this new ale is strong. I think I'm going blind.
- Bard: A hundred lives I promised my love as she lay dying, a Danish arrow in her breast. A hundred lives for hers. But there is one who has not been laid low. Let me see to that. You will die as my Cearo did!
The bard attacked Eivor.
- Eivor: It won't be me that dies today!
Though affected by the brew, Eivor managed to hold her own.
- Eivor: God, my head!
- Bard: I'll grant you the long peace of the grave!
Murderer! Reaver! Death to all Danes!
- Eivor: Even sickened, I am more than your equal!
Eivor killed the poisoner.
- Eivor: He lured his prey with music, then poisoned them like a spider. Grief sick or not, this world is better without him in it.
Asgard
Food of the Gods
As Havi passed a camp, he heard the announcement of a hunt.
- Andhrimnir: Who will join us on this wild hunt? Which among you hunger for a challenge. Who here has an appetite for adventure?
- Havi: Hail, Andhrimnir! Off again to hunt the Immortal Boar?
- Andhrimnir: Yes. Yet again, Saehrimnir has risen from his bones and escaped my kitchen. It should prove to be a vigorous chase.
- Havi: You never tire of tracking this beast.
- Andhrimnir: No hunt is more thrilling, and his meat has no equal. Come!
They tracked the boar down.
- Andhrimnir: Run! Run, you sluggards! Have you no appetite?
This meat is not to be missed!
Take care! He is cunning! Saehrimnir is as deadly as he is delicious!
It is worth risking death for the meal of your life!
- Boar Hunter 1: Ha, Ha! What a beast! What a monster!
- Boar Hunter 2: O, I have never felt more alive!
- Boar Huntress 1: I can almost taste its flesh!
- Boar Huntress 2: I hunger for a haunch!
Havi killed the boar.
- Andhrimnir: Skillfully done, Lore-Keepet! I will save you the juciest cut! Come, you brave butchers! Let us prepare a true heroes' feast!
Milk of Humankind
Havi heard a mooing from behind a wooden gate.
- Audumbla: Moo. (I am sad.)
Havi broke down the gate.
- Audumbla: Moo. (O, how nice.)
Moo. (What a relief.)
- Havi: Nothing less than a god could confine this ancient creature against her will. Was it the Trickster? Some other menace? Or do I imagine ill omens where none exist?
- Audumbla: Moo. (I feel you.)
Havi moved a rock out of the way so Audumbla could pass.
- Audumbla: Moo. (You are near.)
Moo. (I will find you.)
Havi broke down another wooden gate. Having been freed, Audumbla went to some ice stalagtites nearby.
- Audumbla: Moo. (I have found you.)
'Moo. (Thank you and good luck, godling.)
- Havi: It was simple thirst that drove this primeval creature. Even the gods are subject to common needs. Slake your thirst, Man-Maker. May you bring forth new things to amaze us all.
Njord's Lament
Havi heard Njord's drunken yelling from afar.
- Njord: Skadi ... O Skadi ... Why are you so cold? O, Skadi! I curse the day ... you were seized with lust ... for my perfect legs... Go back to your f-frigid mountains! The sea is my mistress!
Havi approached him.
- Havi: Njord, your drunken laments ripple through Asgard. What has brought you to this state?
- Njord: I have ... a beautiful ... beach home ... in Noatun! The most ... perfect place in all Asgard! But is it enough to make Skadi happy? No! She wants us to freeze up in the ... f-fucking mountains!
- Havi: She is Jotun. You should have known this before you married her.
- Njord: She chose me! Can I help it that I have such beautiful feet?
- Havi: You cannot keep this up. Your wailing will summon a sea storm.
- Njord: I care not. I have mead enough to keep me warm till ... till ... till Skadi and her clan return to their f-frigid homeland.
- Havi: Maybe they will, but not before plundering the vast riches from your beautiful home.
- Njord: I had not thought of that! By Ymir's balls, I must return to shore! Bring me a boat! I still have my pride. I refuse to swim like a ... fish ... fisher ... fisherman!
Havi got on a boat, taking the oar, and Njord climbed in.
- Njord: Skadi ... Skadi ... her heart is as cold as her ... mountain peaks.
- Havi: Having a Jotun wife cannot be easy.
- Njord: The only time she ever really smiled ... was when that ... goat ... nearly ripped Loki's balls off! I remember thinking ... that one is cruel ... and magnificent! But the pleasure was not worth the pain. And now ... I have her ... whole ... whole cursed clan to deal with.
- Havi: I know a rune that will dull the edges of their weapons.
- Njord: Only if it will ... blunt her tongue.
They reached the mainland.
- Havi: I hope you find peace, noble Njord. A bad match can be troublesome, but not worse than having nothing to love.
- Njord: My home at Noatun will bring me pleasure enough. But what about you, Wily One? What do you love?
- Havi: Knowledge, Sea King, and the pursuit of it. Untangling mysteries, uncovering lore ... that is what feeds me.
- Njord: Then from what I kn-know of the world and all the ... realms... you will never go hungry. Good luck to you.
Noble Harts
On the distance, Havi saw a deer.
- Havi: Dain, the Lifeless One. Why has this noble stag wandered so far from the tree, Yggdrasil? The sight of this majestic creature gives my own heart wings! I will follow in the same spirit.
Havi followed the stag, encountering another of its kin.
- Havi: Here is Duneyr the Unknowing! Have you eaten your fill of Yggdrasil's green leaves?
He continued to follow the animals, finding yet another of them.
- Havi: Durathor as well! Has some disaster befallen the Tree of Life, or is this simply a gathering og the hallowed herd?
A fourth deer joined the pack.
- Havi: Even Dvalin has roused from his Thriving Slumber! Does this wild run come from a place of joy, or fear?
The four deers led Haci to the fifth.
- Havi: And finally, Eikthyrnir. From whose horns flow the rivers, Sid and Vid.
The deer gathered around Haci and disappered in a blink of light, leaving behind a chest for him.
- Havi: So this was the purpose behind the prancing. An offering to their caretaker.
Havi retrieved one of Ymir's Tear Srones from the chest.
- Havi: Thank you, noble harts. I will put this gift to good use and remain your steadfast protector.
Valhalla Bound
Havi heard a yelling warrior.
- Einherjar: Your curses cannot touch me! I will bathe in your blood!
Havi approached.
- Havi: Warrior! Put reins upon your battle lust and ride it! Do not be ridden by it.
- Einherjar: I do not know your face, but I know...
- Havi: Yes, think. What are your last memories?
- Einherjar: I remember the fire-fog filling my throat ... wading through a sea of blood and meat ... a spear piercing my heart...
- Havi: And then the Valkyries plucked you from the Helvger, which leads lesser men to Hel and brought you here, to glorious Asgard.
- Einherjar: Asgard? This place is truly like no other ... and ... this is not a dream? Am I supposed to fight you?
- Havi: We will fight together and become part of the greatest army ever assembled. But first, go eat and drink among the gods. Take your place in the Hall of the Slain. Your bravery has earned it.
- Einherjar: Thor! Storm-Bringer! I offer you my blade! ... Odin! Raven-Feeder! I give you my life!
Jotunheim
Aegir's Daughters
Havi found a thrall complaining outside the meadhall.
- Thrall: They've been feasting for days in that hall. None for us lowly thralls, though.
Havi entered the Hall of Aegir.
- Daughter of Aegir 1: Come drink with us, stranger!
- Daughter of Aegir 2: Be welcome, Aesir. Our father's hall is a haven to all.
- Havi: I remember there was a cauldron here once, brought by Thor from Hymir's hall.
- Daughter of Aegir 1: A cauldron a mile deep. A mile of mead. I miss that cauldron.
- Daughter of Aegir 3: Father bet the cauldron on a foolish wager with Suttungr and lost. But we still have the ale from our brewery!
She handed Havi a mug of ale.
- Havi: Where is Aegir now?
- Daughter of Aegir 2: Gone to Utgard. He sent the cauldron to Suttungr, but it never got there. So he's gone to find out what's what. But enough of that. You are visitor to our great land, and we know its secrets. Ask of us your questions.
(If "I seek mysteries." was chosen)
- Havi: I want to know the unknown. Where should I look?
- Daughter of Aegir 2: There is a broken tower near Utgard that was once a place of great magic. Perhaps there is still some to be found there.
- Daughter of Aegir 1: To magic! May we never be without it!
(Accept - "I'll drink to that.")
Havi drank from his mug of ale.
- Daughter of Aegir 2: Let us tell you more about our homeland!
(If "Tell me about the beasts of this land." was chosen)
- Havi: What animals will I find in the wild?
- Daughter of Aegir 1: I have heard tell of a great bear of stone and ice that lives by a frozen lake.
- Daughter of Aegir 2: Enough talk! Time for a drink!
(Accept - "With pleasure.")
Havi drank more.
- Daughter of Aegir 2: Let us tell you more about our homeland!
(If "Tell me a sad tale." was chosen)
- Havi: Spin me a tale of tragedy.
- Daughter of Aegir 2: Once, Thor dashed the great serpent Jormungandr against our shores. Many ships wrecked, many Jotnar drowned.
- Daughter of Aegir 1: Seek a lonely tree on the shore and walk beneath it. You will see. Now let us drink to the fallen.
(Accept - "Let's drink!")
Havi drank more.
- Daughter of Aegir 2: You don't look well. Is our ale taking a toll on you?
Havi passed out.
Some time later, Havi woke up on some furs.
- Havi: Urgh! Tastes like a boar shat in my mouth. Where am I? I should... I should find out what I did while ale-addled. My mind is blank.
He examined some clothes nearby.
- Havi: Ripe with wine and vomit. These are thrall's clothes. Where did they come from?
Havi left the loft, climbing down a ladder to Aegir's main hall and left the building. He came upon a daughter of Aegir leading a boar.
- Daughter of Aegir: King Snortington demands tribute! Don't make us lock you up like we did your Aesir friend!
- Havi: King Snortington the boar ... once a prisoner, now free ... I think we even made up a song about it.
Havi went to the brewery, finding some wrecked boats inside a great barrel of ale.
- Daughter of Aegir: To the mighty reavers of the Ale Sea! The mice in the brewery still tell tales of last night's voyage.
- Havi: Were we trying to sail somewhere? Across the Ale Sea to the land of ... of ... I can't recall it.
Havi approached a house.
- Daughter of Aegir: Well, hello there. You turned out to have quite a head for heights.
Havi climbed to the roof of the house, finding an upturned cart there.
- Havi: I think I remember ... being up high? How did we get the cart up there?
Havi chuckled.
- Havi: We made wild revels, it seems. But no harm done, except to my head. Aegir's daughters are hospitable indeed.
The Giants of Fimbulwinter
[the yt video marks this as after A Feast to Remember.]
Havi climbed one of Jotunheim's mountains, looking for the source of the blizzard.
- Havi: And here are the storm-bringers. Explain this mischief.
- Kala: This tempest is our vengeance.
- Vindr: Cold winds for a cold heart.
- Kala: Three times we asked for Gunlodr's hand! Three times we demanded she choose between us!
- Vindr: Three times my brother's hideous face drove her away.
- Kala: It's YOUR face, shit-wit! We're twins!
- Havi: You conjured this storm because your feelings were hurt?
- Kala: This storm is the storm that rages within us! The noble pain of those wronged in love!
- Havi: The lady said no. Move on.
- Kala: I don't like your tone, Aesir. You think you're better than us, just like she did. Maybe it's time to shut your mouth.
- Havi: Why don't you come and try?
The twins attacked.
- Kala: Utgard will be buried beneath the snows of our fury!
We will not stop til Utgard is no more!
Havi killed both brothers, stopping the storm.
- Havi: The skies have cleared. The blizzard is over at last.
Wincestre
Mildberg the Miracle Legs
Eivor heard a young girl boasting as she approached a marketplace.
- Mildburg: They call me Mildberg the Miracle Legs! Come on! Someone must be brave enough to challenge me?
- Eivor: You are pretty cocksure for a child.
- Mildburg: You would be, too, if you had miracle legs.
- Eivor: Miracle legs? They seem pretty normal to me, girl.
- Mildburg: Looks can be deceiving. Have you heard of the great Pheidippides? The mighty hero of old? Ran all the way from Marathon to tell the king they won the battle. Then guess what happened? He only fell down dead!
- Eivor: Dead? From running?
- Mildburg: It was very far. Girls can't fight, it's the rules. But like Pheidippides, I am going to be the fastest messenger who ever lived.
- Eivor: So when the Norse defeat the Saxon armies, you'll quicly bear the bad news to your king?
- Mildburg: Them sissy-britches? Fat chance. So, do you want to race or not? I've beaten everyone else in the whole world.
- Eivor: In that case ... let's run!
The pair started their competition.
- Mildburg: Ah! Great Pheidippides, give me speed!
- Eivor: You are fast, I grant you. But you will not outrun me!
The race ended, with Eivor as the winner.
- Eivor: No other Saxon has been able to keep me on my toes like you, little one.
- Mildburg: I never thought I would be beaten. But you run like the wind! I am glad I had a real challenge.
- Eivor: And I am glad to have given you one.
- Mildburg: Do you like interesting places? I've run all over Wessex. Found some scary, spooky, magic spots!
- Eivor: Exploring such is what I live for.
- Mildburg: I'll give you my diary. I call it, The Many Wondrous Runnings of the Galloping Miracle Legs. Bye-bye!
Romeo and Aethelflaed
Eivor found a boy atop an observation tower.
- Esobert: I'm going to do it! You see if I don't. I'm just screwing my courage to the sticky place.
Eivor approached the boy.
- Eivor: What are you doing all the way up here?
- Esobert: Don't try and stop me. I will get that flower ... and then she'll see how much I love her.
- Eivor: A brave choice, little fellow.
- Esobert: Even if I get smashed on the ground like an ... an ... overripe plum... I am just getting my breath back. The climb was hard. I'm girding my erm ... loins...
- Eivor: Loins, eh? Or I could get it for you? I would hate to see such a ferocious flame snuffed out.
- Esobert: I mean, if you insist. But I could get it if I wanted to. Just so you know.
Eivor then used the zipline.
[If she misses the arch where the flowers re, you get this bit:
- Anglo-Saxon Child 1: She missed, the stranger missed! That could've been Esobert's mangled noggin.
- Anglo-Saxon Child 2: What a terrible show, boo, boo...!
you need to get the flower to progress, so this bit was optional]
Eivor landed on the arch and plucked a flower from it.
- Anglo-Saxon Child 1: Saints alive! Did you see that? God sent Esobert an angel!
- Anglo-Saxon Child 3: Is it over? Did he fall? God's buttered crumpets, I never told him I loved him.
Eivor approached Esobert.
- Esobert: If I'd known it was that easy...
- Eivor: you'd have done it yourself. Risked life and limb. But great men know the value of a champion.
She handed him the flower.
- Eivor: What will you do with such a treasure?
Esobert pointed to girl.
- Esobert: It is for her. It is all for her, so she will finally notice me.
He breathed in and approached the girl and her mother. He gave the flower to the girl.
- Ealhswith: Aethelflaed? What do you say to the sweet boy?
- Aethelflaed: Thank you for the flower. It is very beautiful.
- Esobert: Now we are bethrothed, and I will grow up to be a great king and you will be my fair lady.
- Ealhswith: What say you, daughter? Do you think him a worthy suitor? He risked so much to declare his love. I will tell my husband, the king, you claim our daughter's hand. When you are a bit older of course. Come dearest.
The queen and princess left, and Esobert rejoined his friends.
- Anglo-Saxon Child 1: Noah's holy cattle! You actually gave a flower to the princess!
- Esobert: And now we are bethrothed.
- Anglo-Saxon Child 1: Takes more than that. There's holding hands and grunting. And then sometimes praying... "O, God! O, God!"
- Esobert: King Esobert the first. The Flea of Wincestre!
- Anglo-Saxon Child: All hail the Lord of the Saxons. Esobert the Flea!
Jorvik
Bridges of Oppression
Eivor came upon an injured blind man on a wooden platform beneath a bridge.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: It cannot end like this. Is ... is someone there? Hello? Please, anyone?
- Eivor: What happened to you, stranger?
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Burk, the man I work for. He did this to me, that evil man! I was simply doing a round of checks on our last shipment when he accused me of theft! Me! Theft! Please, bring me up to the bridge. I need some tretment, some medicine.
Eivor picked up the man and carried him up the bridge.
- Norse Man: There you are, Chad. About time you showed your face ... or what's left of it!
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Burk? No! No! Get away from me!
Burk approached, bracketed by two other men.
- Norse Man: Come along, Chad. We still have work to do.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Work? You still want me to work? I can't even see my own hands, you heartless bastard!
- Eivor: He says you blinded him.
- Norse Man: Aye, that I did. What is a leader to do when his men can't take their eyes off of his treasure, even after several warnings?
- Anglo-Saxon Man: I ... I was not looking! You stabbed my eyes out!
Burk slapped Chad.
- Norse Man: Quiet now, Chad. Come, hand him over to me.
One of the men working for Burk moved to carry Chad.
- Norse Man: Do your best to follow me, Chad.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Just kill me instead.
Eivor killed the two men working for Burk.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Thank you, stranger. I thought my fate was sealed.
Deviled Water
Eivor came upon a scene by the river.
- Anglo-Saxon Man 1: Are you going to enter the water or not?
- Norse Man: No! The waters are too cold! But ... the quicker I am baptized, the bigger business will be.
- Anglo-Saxon Man 1: One does not receive the Holy Spirit under the watchful eye of God simply to improve trade!
- Anglo-Saxon Man 2: That man needs a push. Or a good scare.
- Anglo-Saxon Man 1: A moment in frozen water is a minor bit of suffering for a lifetime serving the Great Father! Do it!
One cannot become one of God's children without going through the proper ritual!
- Norse Man: No! I have avoided the water for weeks, and I do not intend to freeze this Yule!
- Anglo-Saxon Man 2: No wonder the people avoid your market stall. You positively reek.
- Norse Man: I have a delicate body! The cold will take the life out of me!
Eivor pushed the man into the river.
- Norse Man: Cold, cold! The ice waves are taking me, save... Hey, this is not so bad.
- Anglo-Saxon Man 1: Good God, at last! I hearby baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit within us all! You are now a child of God!
- Norse Man: So, is this it?
- Anglo-Saxon Man 1: It is. Go forth and walk His holy steps, new child!
- Norse Man: If his steps go to the market, then so be it. But first ... I could go for a nice swim.
Silver Wind Elder
Eivor arrived at a bakery in Jorvik.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: I will not stand for it! Rob me of my coin, rob me of my house ... to Hell with it, rob me of my wife! But may God strike you where you stand if you rob me of my pie!
- Eivor: What is this about god and pies?
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Someone stole my pie, and I, a skilled sniffer, am going to weed that pie thief out!
- Eivor: All for a piece of pie?
- Anglo-Saxon Man: It is no ordinary pie! My pies top any other pies, and the blasted pie thief knows it! The smell ... O, the smell! The thief went down this road!
He turned away, tracking the smell.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Come out, thief! I know you are here. I can smell my pie!
The thief should not be far. I will find that scoundrel!
Eivor and the baker came upon a woman during their search.
- Anglo-Saxon Woman: Mmm, the fragrance of melted butter ... comforting, warm.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: A-ha! The thief came by! I am on the trail! My pie is near, my nose does not lie! Come out, thief!
Another nose witness was found by the pair.
- Anglo-Saxon Man 2: The coy sweetness of berries ... I smell it!
- Anglo-Saxon Man: O-ho, the thief must be near now. I recognize my pie's allure to any nose! Come out, come out! Mmm, the aroma of a pastry baked just right ... the thief is near!
Eivor and the baker entered a building and found a child baking pies.
- Norse Child: Hmm ... I think this is just the right amount...
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Caught, scoundrel. Now, give me my delicious pie back.
- Norse Child: Delicious? Your pie was blander than my late father's face.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: What did you put in my pie? This smell, this ... aroma. It's never produced such n effet before!
- Norse Child: I added some honey. It'll enhance the berries by a bit...
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Good God ... it does enhance the sweet smell. That is ... remarkable. Unheard of. A miracle!
- Eivor: It seems like this child would make an extraordinary baker, and Jorvik could use one less thief.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Well ... it does smell spectacular. You have a keen sense for the culinary arts, child. You want a job?
- Norse Child: God's piss of luck! Thank you so much. You won't regret it, I have so many ideas.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Just stop stealing the pies. Ah, thank you for your help. Come by my stall should you have a craving for pie.
Vinland
Flight of Fancy
- Norse Woman: Arne! Fly up, Arne! You can do it, pet! Come on!
[approaches]
- Eivor: Dropped something?
- Norse Woman: Good ol' Arne, my beloved pet, fell down ... well, flew his way down below. Now, the poor thing is stuck. I cannot seem to encourage my Arne to fly back up. Looks like we still have a long way to go.
[... it's a turkey]
Eivor performs a leap of faith and finds Arne, a turkey, nearby.
- Eivor: It cannot fly. I will have to lead it back up.
- Norse Woman: Watch out for his ... affections. Arne is the fiery sort, loves to give ... kisses. Please don't kill him if he pecks you a bit.
Arne attacked Eivor.
- Norse Woman: Stop pecking, Arne!
Eivor led the turkey up the cliff.
- Norse Woman: Your voice is beautiful, Arne.
Thank you for bringing Arne back into my arms! I would like to repay your kindness. I have what is left of Arne's family. Unfortunately, they didn't survive their training quite as well. Try it, they're quite delicious!
The woman gave Eivor some turkey meat.
- Norse Woman: I guess I will go back to my friends, the Toothbreakers. I hope they still wait for me at the port. Come on, Arne. Let us take flight.
- Eivor: A winged companion is a boon.
Ursine Takeover
At Vithrloekr, Eivor finds a camp beset by bears.
- Eivor: A camp ... overrun with bears.
She heard a man whispering.
- Norse Man: Psst! Here, I'm over here!
Odin's beard! I-I can't move, it hurts. Hurry, before they catch on to my ruse!
Eivor killed the bears and went to meet the man.
- Eivor: You are safe now.
- Norse Man: Thank you, thank you, kinsman. I was so helpless against them. I even tried to use a key I found as a weapon. The brute swallowed it! Now I will never know what that key unlocks.
- Eivor: And how did you come to be stuck here?
- Norse Man: My friends, the Toothbreakers, were with me, but we were separated when I went searching for what my key might open. I ended up snooping around that abandoned camp, and that's when they showed up. Bears! So many bears. I must catch my breath...
Incomplete
Glowecestrescire
The Body
Eivor found two children playing with a dead Norseman.
- Ascila: Look! His tongue's been torn out. Haha.
- Tristan: Stop it, Ascila! His ghost will haunt us!
- Ascila: There is no ghost. Danes don't have souls!
Eivor approached.
- Eivor: This man is a Norse warrior, and his body deserves respect! Where is his axe? He cannot go to Valhalla without it.
- Ascila: Hurrey ran off with it. Don't hurt us! We didn't mean anything! Please.
- Eivor: I will not harm you. I just want to get this man's axe returned. Where has this boy gone?
- Ascila: Over that way. He was playing with it. Slaying monsters.
Eivor went after Hurrey.
- Eivor: You there, boy. Give me the axe before you hurt yourself.
- Hurrey: I am no mere boy. I am Hurrey, slayer of monsters. You'll have to win it from me in single combat.
- Eivor: A monster slayer? Well, as a fellow warrior, I must trade for the axe in a warrior's charm. Thick arms of Aegir and thighs of Thor. Strength, honesty, and wit crave all wise warriors!
- Hurrey: I can feel this Norse magic running from my fingers to my toes. I bet I can beat you in a race back to that body!
Eivor got the axe and returned to the dead Viking.
- Ascila: Look, there's a spider crawling around his eye! I think it's eating it.
Eivor approached the body.
- Eivor: Though we know not your name or your clan, you are a warrior of good stock. Odin welcome you to his table in Valhalla.
- Hurrey: Amen. And one day, us warriors will join you, fighting monsters in eternal battle. [i think this depends on not knocking the teeth out of this child]
The Horn of Ragnar
Eivor passed by a man complaining in front of a house.
- Bron: I haven't the strength to break open my door.
Eivor approached.
- Eivor: This is your house?
- Bron: I set my key down, only to watch it fall into the river. My name is Bron.
- Eivor: Hej, Bron.
- Bron: Ah, a Dane! I have an object inside that you'd be interested in - the legendary horn of Ragnar Lothbrok.
- Eivor: You have Ragnar's horn? How can you know it was his?
- Bron: You have me there, friend. I cannot be certain. It's a very old Dane horn. Help me into my house. You can judge for yourself.
Eivor helped the man force open the door.
- Eivor: I am curious to see this horn.
- Bron: I hid it somewhere long ago. Forgive me, I can't recall just where. Help me search.
Eivor found a hiding place.
She found a gold locket.
- Bron: Ah! Look at that!
- Eivor: That's no horn.
- Bron: Let me have a look.
On a nearby table, Eivor spotted a note.
[note already in memory's page]
A voice broke out.
- Home Owner: Hold! Thieves! You filthy Dane, get out of my house!
- Eivor: This man told me this house was his.
- Home Owner: Have you any idea how important I am? I shall have you both flayed and hung from the city gates.
- Bron: Friend, it's all a simple misunderstanding.
- Home Owner: If you were indeed deceived, Dane, you'll return my bibelot and help me kill this villain.
- Eivor: Here is your item. Bron here is a liar and a thief. He deserves what he gets.
- Bron: No!
Eivor and the home owner killed Bron.
- Eivor: So much for him.
- Home Owner: You've helped me, Dane. I will not send you before the magistrate for robbery. I trust you are grateful.
- Eivor: I regret only that I did not hear the battle-song of Ragnar's horn.
Hamtunscire
We Are All Monsters
Eivor noticed an overturned cart.
- Eivor: What happened here? And what befell the driver?
She saw a note nearby.
- Tournament Invitation:
You are hereby invited to the annual bear-fighting tournament! Bring your finest bears and compete for the title of Bear Master!
Eivor saw a man up a hill, trying to keep away from a bear.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Huh... There's a bear in here who wants to eat my face. I would like it subdued, please. Hello? I can hear you out there! Aren't you going to save me? If I die, it'll be your fault, you know. Do you want that on your conscience? Do you?
Eivor attacked the bear.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Perhaps a chokehold would do the trick?
Be gentle! I don't want it bruised!
Use the flat of your blade!
[there might be a choice here? but the one i'm watching just killed the bear]
- Anglo-Saxon Man: PDid you kill it? You weren't supposed to actually kill it! Get in here, now! I want a word with you!
Eivor climbed the hill and approached the man.
- Eivor: Your gratitude is touching.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: Gratitude? That was my prize fighting bear you killed. How am I supposed to make my living now?
- Eivor: It is thanks to me that you are living at all.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: O, thank you, Your Majesty! Please accept my eternal loyalty for condemning me to abject poverty!
- Eivor: I should teach you some manners.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: You can take your manners and shove 'em where Odin can't see. Let's do this, you filthy Dane!
The man attacked and they fought, though Eivor was the winner.
- Eivor: Stilling that bitter tongue was a service to all.
The Arrow In The Tree
Eivor saw an anxious man at the foot of a cliff.
- Kenrick: This time I am going to do it. This time!
Eivor approached.
- Eivor: You pace about like a dog afraid of a beating. What troubles you?
- Kenrick: O, stranger! Here's a tale. I love Ethelind, a hunter's daughter. But the hunter's a fearsome fellow. Set me a task, he did. There's an arrow, stuck in that tree above, that the hunter once fired there. Before any man can have Ethelind, they need to climb up and get it. Many suitors have tried. All failed.
- Eivor: Looks like child's play to me. Maybe I can help.
- Kenrick: O, you do mean to help me! God bless you!
Eivor climbed the cliff to reach the tree, but found an angry animal up there as well.
- Eivor: A lynx. And he does not like visitors.
She killed the lynx.
- Kenrick: Hey! What's going on? Are you all right up there?
Eivor noticed a note among the remains of the previous suitors.
- Eivor: This one has a letter. Perhaps it will shed some light on this strange affair.
- Letter from Hunter's Daughter:
Osgar, my love,
Do not be angry. Yes, there were others before you, but Hengist and Sigbert mean nothing to me now. When it came to my father's challenge, both swore they would attempt it, and neither returned. I can only assume they fled in shame. How hard is it to climb a cliff?
I beg you, do not leave like they did, else Kenrick will be the only unmarried man left in the village.
Do not do that to me.
Please.
Ethelind.
- Kenrick: You did, er, remember the arrow, right?
Eivor climbed the tree and collected the arrow.
- Kenrick: You got the arrow! Praise be to you, stranger! Bring it back, won't you?
Eivor leaped down into a pile of leaves and approached Kenrick.
- Eivor: I have the arrow, proof of your boundless courage.
- Kenrick: O, thank you, stranger! I'll name our firstborn in your honor, swear I will! Er ... what is your name?
- Eivor: Eivor.
- Kenrick: Eivor, eh? Er ... well, maybe just something that rhymes with it, then? Would that do?
- Eivor: I found the other suitors. A lynx had made its lair up there. A hunter like Ethelind's father would have know that.
- Kenrick: Surely an innocent mistake? But I must bring him the arrow! He'll be so pleased someone's got it at last!
- Eivor: I found a letter from Ethelind. Seems she didn't think much of you. You were far from her first choice.
- Kenrick: O, I know. She's made no secret of that. But now they're dead, and I'm not, so ... tra-la-la!
- Eivor: I'm sure her father will be thrilled.
Tove
Carrying the Torch
Eivor found tove at a grave.
- Tove: There was so much we were meant to do.
- Eivor: Tove...
- Tove: Eivor, it's Svend, he ... he passed, while I was away.
- Eivor: Tove, I'm sorry I wasn't there.
- Tove: No one was. We had planned to brand Tekla's barrel that morning, and we talked about what we might have for supper. When I went to collect him he was ... in his bed. Sleeping, I thought. But he was already gone.
- Eivor: I'm sure he went in peace.
- Tove: But he went with plans! Things he wanted to do. Things he meant to do. His death was so ... empty. Not like in our stories.
Tove sat down and Eivor crouched to join her.
- Eivor: What stories do you mean?
- Tove: When we tell stories, the old and wise, they have this calm about them. They know when their end has come, and they are ready. Svend wasn't ready. And I wasn't ready either. He was supposed to teach me things. I'm still learning. Everyone looks at me like I will simply carry on his work. As if nothing happened. Because they don't know... They don't know I'm not ready.
- Eivor: Life may ask more of us than we are prepared to give, but all we can do is our best. I was not prepared to lose my parents. But in a flash, they were taken from me. I pressed on, determined to live.
- Tove: That must have been ... punishing. But you are so strong, so determined.
- Eivor: Someone else might have done better than me. Or worse. But this was the fate woven for me. So I live it.
Eivor helped Tove up.
- Eivor: I know Svend believed in you, in your craft. So do you believe in him? Do you trust him?
- Tove: He was the most skilled artist I have ever known.
- Eivor: And he chose you. You may step up or step down, whatever you decide. But know that he had faith in you.
- Tove: Thank you, Eivor. I need to get home.
- Eivor: Be strong, Tove. And know that you are valued.
As Tove left, Eivor spoke to Svend.
- Eivor: I am sorry I was not here to see you off, old friend.
When I close my eyes, Svend, I see your designs on the arms of gods.
You have thought Tove well. Through her, you live on.
Jotunheim
Pit of Slaughter
Havi arrived at the pit of slaughter.
- Jotun: Utgard's fighting pit ... the place where legends are made!
Havi walked in.
- Dugr the Bold: Follow me to the pit, and we will destroy our opponents together!
Havi approached.
- Havi: I heard you calling for a fighting partner.
- Dugr the Bold: Two fight with two, that is the rule. But have no fear! You'll have little to do but watch as Dugr the Bold destroys his foes!
(If "Sounds easy enough." was chosen)
- Havi: I had expected fearsome opposition in the Jotnar fighting pits.
- Dugr the Bold: Fearsome, yes! Too fierce for you. But you can stand behind me. I'll deal with them single-handed.
(If "Why has no one else joined you?" was chosen)
- Havi: You seem to be having trouble finding someone to join you.
- Dugr the Bold: Proud fools! They are afraid I will show them up with my fighting prowess. You are not afraid, are you?
(If "What's in it for me?" was chosen)
- Havi: What is my reward if I help you?
- Dugr the Bold: Besides the glory of victory? Well, I have traveled far in this realm. I would be willing to share the location of some rare treasures.
(Accept - "Let's do it.")
- Havi: I like your confidence, at least. I'll take this challenge.
- Dugr the Bold: And you won't regret it! For Dugr the Bold is not only a great warrior but a shapeshifter of peerless skill! Pick an animal. Any animal! I will take on that form in the combat to come.
[CHOICES UUUUUGH]
- Havi: Of all the beasts of this land, the bear is the most fearsome.
- Dugr the Bold: Brute strength and savagery! Very well. Now let's fight!
In the pit, the two pairs prepared for the fight. Dugr transformed into a rabbit, while the opponents became a wolf and a lynx.[Is this affected by choice? maybe]
- Havi: A rabbit? What good is a rabbit?
Havi beat the two opponents.
- Havi: What in Hel's name was that? A rabbit? Did you hope to nibble your opponents to death?
- Dugr the Bold: Ah ... well, by making myself seem feeble, I made them lower their guard! All in a day's work for Dugr the Bold!
- Havi: Are you even able to transform into a real beast?
- Dugr the Bold: Of course I can? Anything I want! Er ... I just don't want to right now.
- Havi: I better get some reward for carrying you in that fight, or I'll stick your bobtailed arse in a stew.
- Dugr the Bold: I found a note on a dead traveler. It will lead you to treasures and secrets. At least I hope it will.
The Puppeteer
Havi saw a woman talking to a man in a cage.
- Jotun: Skami! Speak to me!
Havi approached the woman.
- Havi: Who has caged this Jotun?
- Jotun: An Aesir? It is a dire day when even enemies must be friends. But I must beg for your help. A hunter lives in a house nearby. He has become crazed, and now he preys on his fellow Jotnar. He has captured and beat my love, and soon he means to skin him like a rabbit! Will you have mercy and aid us?
- Havi: Where is this hunter?
- Jotun: Inside the house, asleep. Quickly, you must kill him before he wakes! He will have the key to this cage.
Havi walked towards a wall, hearing the Jotun woman talking to her partner again.
- Jotun: I'll free you, I promise! I'll find the key to this lock!
The wall had a barred door.
- Havi: A door in a wall? Is this the house she meant?
Havi circled around the wall, finding the other side of the barred door. He destroyed the lock, opened the door and walked through it. On the other side, the closed the door before opening it, this time to the inside of a house. On a table he found a hairbrush.
- Havi: A woman's hairbrush. Perhaps this hunter does not live alone.
On the second floor, the hunter slept.
[GODS, this is another that'll have to be checked again -fun]
[so, the guy from the vid i'm watching stole the key and then went to fight the hunter]
Havi stole the key.
- Havi: The key to the cage outside.
The hunter woke up as Havi explored the house and attacked.
- Hunter: An Intruder! Die, Aesir!
Get out of my house!
Having defeated the hunter, Havi approached.
- Hunter: Stop! Stop! Take what you want, just spare me!
- Havi: I am no thief. I am here to free the Jotun you have imprisoned.
- Hunter: That villain? He's lucky I only caged him. How would you react if you found another man porking your wife?
- Havi: Your wife?
- Hunter: Aye. I've been waiting for her to return so I can thrash her. She won't be able to walk once I'm done.
- Havi: Your wife?
- Havi: Your wife has deceived me. I'll leave you in peace.
- Hunter: Good. And leave that wretch in his cage. I'll deal with him later.
Gods help her when I catch her. I'll skin them both alive.
Havi left and talked to the woman outside.
- Havi: I have the key, Jotun, but I am not your assassin. Be satisfied with that.
- Jotun: O, stone and soil! Now he will hunt us wherever we go! You have saved us and doomed us all at once! Hurry now! Release him!
Havi did as told.
The beaten Jotun got up and talked to his partner.
- Skami: My love. I knew you'd come for me. And your husband? Is he dead?
- Jotun: He still lives. We must make haste, away to our secret tower! Maybe he will not find us there.
- Skami: As soon as I regain my strength, we will go. I fear I am too weak to move.
- Jotun: O, you must try! He will not be long, I know it!
Wincestre
Aelfred's Jewel
Eivor found a man yelling and knocking at a door.
- Cedric: Is this what you want, you filthy swindler? A pond full of piss? I'm happy to oblige. By Go's hairy balls, you are a thief and a swindler! Give me the jewel Aelfred comissioned.
Eivor approached him.
- Eivor: You seem agitated.
- Cedric: What gave it away? The fact that I had to debase myself pissing in this swindler's pond? Or the angry shouting?
- Eivor: This man has something on yours?
- Cedric: And here's another God sent to shit in my stewpot. Sod off unless you are going to magic Aelfred's jewel out your arse.
Eivor went around the house.
- Eivor: If the jewel belongs to Aelfred, it might be worth a pretty penny.
The shieldmaiden broke in through a blocked window, finding the jeweler inside.
- Jeweller: Oi, get out of it, you!
You! What are you doing here?
- Eivor: I am not your enemy ... yet. But that man outside certainly wants Aelfred's jewel.
- Jeweller: Jesus wept upon the Holy Cross. Fuck off the both of you. Aelfred will get the jewel when I get what I'm owed.
- Eivor: Peace, or you'll feel my blade in your guts.
- Jeweller: Sorry, my beef is not with you. I only ask for what coin is fair. It cost me double to make over what was agreed. I have a wife to feed.
- Eivor: If the jewel belongs to Aelfred, then on your life, you'd be wise to deliver it for the agreed price.
- Jeweller: Mary on a donkey! You deserve the bloody thing. It's not worth my hide. Much as my wife would love to be a widow.
Eivor left the house with the jewel.
- Eivor: I have your jewel.
- Cedric: Well, I didn't ask for your help, but I am glad of it. Aelfred commissioned this rare thing.
- Eivor: How rare?
- Cedric: Filigreed gold, centered with a rock crystal and enamel plaque. A miniature of our most beatific Lord, Jesus christ ... and... And you're going to just keep it, aren't you?
- Eivor: You may have it. But tell your king it will all be mine soon enough. His jewels. His treasures. His city. His throne.
- Cedric: What? No, I... God's pearly tooth! Here's payment for you and we will both forget this meeting.
Asser
Eivor entered a small church, seeing a man looking over many scrolls.
- Asser: Your meaning is unclear, God of Gods. Please, there must be some other purpose for my life!
- Priest: You have not left the church in days. The stench offends even God's nose.
- Asser: I have been looking at his scripture for hours. God is giving me a sign. If only I could see it ... see his light.
- Priest: A sign? God in Heaven. Give him a sign. Set him on his true path. Far away from me.
- Asser: Yes! Illuminate me, O Lord. Illuminate me!
Eivor approached Asser.
- Eivor: What troubles you?
- Asser: God will speak to me, I know it. He will show me my true path.
Send me a sign, O Lord. Illuminate my true path. For you are the shepherd and I am the lamb who follows your lamp.
Eivor read the papers on the three lecterns nearby.
- Eivor: God's light will show him his true path? Maybe I can illuminate the lecterns somehow to cease his prattling.
- Placeholder:
.
- Priest's Writings:
My God, whom I praise, do not remain silent, for people who are wicked and deceitful have opened their mouths against me; they have spoken against me with their lying tongues.
- Calming Psalm:
Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light to my path. I have sworn and confirmed that I will keep Your rightful judgements...
Eivor then went outside the church and blocked a window.
- Asser: Lord, your light falters! Please do not forsake me. Is the tenebrous pall of darkness my fate?
Eivor then unblocked a window, so the light from outside would illuminate one of the lecterns.
- Asser: My path is clear. I must throw off the shackles of brotherhood. I will dedicate my life to glorifying God, through another. My account must be one of the utmost grace, exhaustive, immortalizing the great acts of the prodigal Aelfred.
- Asser: Thank you, Lord, I will write a blessed manuscript praising Aelfred and his great works.
The man ran out of the church.
- Eivor: So, I have set him on a path to glorify Aelfred? That pompous Saxon? I hope his writing reeks as much as he does.
Vinland
A Dead Man's Tale
Eivor found a dead body at a cliff's drop.
- Eivor: A lonely end. Luck skipped his turn.
She read a nearby note.
[Note already in page]
- Eivor: Take you back to Nyhofn? A tall ask for a corpse.
She picked up the dead man and headed for Nyhofn.
- Eivor: You have some weight on you.
Almost there.
Arriving at the settlement, Eivor heard a woman screaming.
- Norse Woman: Brother? Brother!
The woman approached Eivor.
- Norse Woman: Brother...! You should have listened to me... You have always been too selfish, reckless! Even Mother said so!
- Eivor: Blame not the adventurer, for the pull of blood-song can tempt even the gods.
- Norse Woman: Wh-where do I go now, without you to guide me? Wh-what should I do? L-lost... I am l-lost...
- Eivor: Remember your brother and all that he is. Bring home his tales and let his legacy be grown. That is all we are ... words and song.
- Norse Woman: I will hone my bow-craft, and he will smile upon me from above. He will be proud.
Eivor nodded.
- Norse Woman: Th-thank you, for bringing him back. Thank you.
I'm going to be the best hunter ever, just like you, Brother. Wait and see, I will shoot that elk in the eye.
[don't know if what comes after the choice is specific to it or not, so it gets shoved in the tabber for now]
Breaking Teeth, Not Hearts
[Goddammit, this one is changed by the ones you did before, cause the dead dude in dead man's tale was part of the group and the woman from the flights of fancy is one]
[Not dealing with this one then]
- Norse Man: Frey! Wh-wha? N-no... is that?
- Norse Woman: He is in the halls now.
- Norse Man: I ... I am sorry, Frey. He died by prey, but he will rest a hunter. "O'er the waves we sail, cutting the ocean's skin ... and when the dawn arrives, the time for hunt begins..."
Valhalla Gear
Missing info:
- Ljosalfar Blade (Class)
- Taranis Pants (Description)
Valhalla Armor
Variation
An attempt to list variations based on the image files.
| Set
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Item
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Fine
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Superior
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Flawless
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Mythical
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| Brigandine Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Raven Clan Set
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Helmet
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| Bracer
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| Pants
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| Thegn Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Mentor's Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Galloglach Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Magister's Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Huntsman Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Berserker Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Carolingian Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Huldufolk Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Einherjar Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Draugr Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Thor's Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Hidden Ones Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Valkyrie Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Mōdraniht Ceremonial Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Gothic Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Hearthweru Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Niflheim Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Hel's Damnation Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Saint George's Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Taranis Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Black Raven Set
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Helmet
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| Cloak
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| Bracer
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| Torso
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| Pants
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| Bayek's Outfit
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| Ezio's Outfit
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| Altair's Outfit
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Descriptions
| Name
|
Type of Gear
|
Class
|
Description
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| Brigandine Cape
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Cloak
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Bear
|
Offers basic protection without betraying your anonymity.
|
| Thor's Cape
|
Cloak
|
Bear
|
Even gods need to hide from their enemies sometimes.
|
| Hidden Ones' Hood
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Cloak
|
Raven
|
The hood of an outfit worn by the original Egyptian Hidden Ones in the first century AD.
|
| Mentor's Cloak
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Cloak
|
Raven
|
The cloak of a Hidden Ones' outfit from 4th century Roman Britain, worn by one who had achieved the rank of Mentor. The identity of this Mentor is unknown.
|
| Thegn's Cloak
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Cloak
|
Bear
|
You will appear as just one among many nobles in this fine cloak.
|
| Carolingian Hood
|
Cloak
|
Bear
|
Carolingian know-how is shown by the overall quality of this vibrant red fabric and detailed embroidery.
|
| Galloglach Cape
|
Cloak
|
Wolf
|
Supple and sturdy, this mercenary's cloak comes from over the Irish Sea.
|
| Magister's Cloak
|
Cloak
|
Raven
|
The cloak from an outfit last worn by Magister Vitus, a fifth-century Hidden One who oversaw the evacuation of the Brotherhood from England. The fate of Vitus himself remains a mystery.
|
| Mōdraniht Ceremonial Cape
|
Cloak
|
Wolf
|
Used during blood sacrifices.
|
| Berserker Hood
|
Cloak
|
Bear
|
Everyone can appreciate the value of a good hood, no matter one's preferred style of engagement.
|
| Huntsman Cloak
|
Cloak
|
Wolf
|
A hunter's cloak. Rough, rustic, and ready to wear.
|
| Brigandine Armor
|
Torso
|
Bear
|
Made from boiled leather and common metals, this armor offers basic but reliable protection.
|
| Hidden Ones' Robes
|
Torso
|
Raven
|
The robes of an outfit worn by the original Egyptian Hidden Ones in the first century AD.
|
| Thor's Battle Plate
|
Torso
|
Bear
|
Possibly forged of Asgardian steel, this armor is part of Thor's ultimate armor.
|
| Thegn's Heavy Tunic
|
Torso
|
Bear
|
This armor will protect you from anything on a battlefield, including embarrassment.
|
| Magister's Robes
|
Torso
|
Raven
|
The robes from an outfit last worn by Magister Vitus, a fifth-century Hidden One who oversaw the evacuation of the Brotherhood from England. The fate of Vitus himself remains a mystery.
|
| Huntsman Armor
|
Torso
|
Wolf
|
A fine set of armor for one who lives and works in the wilderness.
|
| Berserker Armor
|
Torso
|
Bear
|
A true warrior fears no pain. He dares opponents to strike at him and shows to all how fearless he is!
[I wonder if this is gender-flipped if you play as canon Eivor]
|
| Carolingian Torso
|
Torso
|
Bear
|
Many thoughts go into the creation of armor. Its effectiveness, comfort, style, and the ability to inspire fear in one's enemies.
|
| Mentor's Robes
|
Torso
|
Raven
|
The robes of a Hidden Ones' outfit from 4th century Roman Britain, worn by one who had achieved the rank of Mentor. The identity of this Mentor is unknown.
|
| Galloglach Armor
|
Torso
|
Wolf
|
Light and maneuverable, this mercenary's armor comes from over the Irish Sea.
|
| Mōdraniht Ceremonial Robe
|
Torso
|
Wolf
|
Fight off the winter chill with your blood stained Ceremonial robe.
|
| Bayek's Outfit
|
Torso
|
Bear
|
The outfit of the first assassin Bayek.
|
| Brigandine Helm
|
Helmet
|
Bear
|
With this helm, your chances to live and see another battle will increase.
|
| Raven Clan Helmet
|
Helmet
|
Raven
|
A helmet with two ravens engraved on either side to sharpen the thoughts and memory of its wearer.
|
| Thor's Helmet
|
Helmet
|
Bear
|
Protects you even if the sky falls on your head.
|
| Mentor's Mask
|
Helmet
|
Raven
|
The mask of a Hidden Ones' outfit from 4th century Roman Britain, worn by one who had achieved the rank of Mentor. The identity of this Mentor is unknown.
|
| Thegn's Great Helm
|
Helmet
|
Bear
|
The helm of nobility. Do not be surprised if your enemies bow before attacking.
|
| Berserker Helm
|
Helmet
|
Bear
|
Fearsome and intimidating, this bearskin is the inspiration for your savage might in battle.
|
| Carolingian Helm
|
Helmet
|
Bear
|
Iconic Carolingian pointy helmet. The style is an acquired taste for many, but its effectiveness is proven.
|
| Hidden Ones' Mask
|
Helmet
|
Raven
|
The mask of an outfit worn by the original Egyptian Hidden Ones in the first century AD.
|
| Galloglach Helm
|
Helmet
|
Wolf
|
Sturdy and solid, this mercenary's helm comes from over the Irish Sea.
|
| Magister's Mask
|
Helmet
|
Raven
|
The mask from an outfit last worn by Magister Vitus, a fifth-century Hidden One who oversaw the evacuation of the Brotherhood from England. The fate of Vitus himself remains a mystery.
|
| Mōdraniht Ceremonial Headress
|
Helmet
|
Wolf
|
A terrifying headress to get you into the Yule spirit.
|
| Huntsman Helm
|
Helmet
|
Wolf
|
A helm for a hunter of all manner of prey, be it human or animal.
|
| Brigandine Gauntlets
|
Bracers
|
Bear
|
The marking is meant to inspire courage in the wearer.
|
| Raven Clan Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Raven
|
Sleek bracer that any self-respecting raven would appreciate to preserve its wings.
|
| Thegn's Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Bear
|
A noble way to protect your arms in the throes of battle.
|
| Berserker Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Bear
|
Less to protect and more to keep the wrists and forearms warm and limber throughout the fight.
|
| Carolingian Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Bear
|
Tight leather bracers to keep one's blood pressure stable. It might be useful in case one member gets cut off while fighting.
|
| Hidden Ones' Gloves
|
Bracers
|
Raven
|
The gloves of an outfit worn by the original Egyptian Hidden Ones in the first century AD.
|
| Mentor's Vambrace
|
Bracers
|
Raven
|
The vambraces of a Hidden Ones' outfit from 4th century Roman Britain, worn by one who had achieved the rank of Mentor. The identity of this Mentor is unknown.
|
| Galloglach Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Wolf
|
Light and flexible, these mercenary's bracers comes from over the Irish Sea.
|
| Magister's Vambraces
|
Bracers
|
Raven
|
Vambraces from an outfit last worn by Magister Vitus, a fifth-century Hidden One who oversaw the evacuation of the Brotherhood from England. The fate of Vitus himself remains a mystery.
|
| Thor's Gauntlets
|
Bracers
|
Bear
|
Only by wearing all of Thor's armor will these gauntlets allow you to wield Thor's mighty Mjolnir.
|
| Mōdraniht Ceremonial Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Wolf
|
Keep your arms warm with the blood of your sacrifices.
|
| Huntsman Vambraces
|
Bracers
|
Wolf
|
Vambraces for one who lives in the wilder parts of the world.
|
| Brigandine Trousers
|
Pants
|
Bear
|
Offers warmth and a great range of mobility during combat.
|
| Raven Clan Breeches
|
Pants
|
Raven
|
Well-made pants, but not overly adorned.
|
| Hidden Ones' Leggings
|
Pants
|
Raven
|
The pants of an outfit worn by the original Egyptian Hidden Ones in the first century AD.
|
| Thegn's Breeches
|
Pants
|
Bear
|
A pair of fine, warm pants befitting one of high standing.
|
| Mentor's Trousers
|
Pants
|
Raven
|
The trousers of a Hidden Ones' outfit from 4th century Roman Britain, worn by one who had achieved the rank of Mentor. The identity of this Mentor is unknown.
|
| Carolingian Pants
|
Pants
|
Bear
|
Simple pants whose flexible material and sturdy construction allow for an easier time on long voyages.
|
| Galloglach Trousers
|
Pants
|
Wolf
|
Strong yet comfortable, these mercenary's pants comes from over the Irish Sea.
|
| Thor's Breeches
|
Pants
|
Bear
|
Pants of the highest quality. Made for a god's journey into mystery.
|
| Magister's Trousers
|
Pants
|
Raven
|
The trousers from an outfit last worn by Magister Vitus, a fifth-century Hidden One who oversaw the evacuation of the Brotherhood from England. The fate of Vitus himself remains a mystery.
|
| Mōdraniht Ceremonial Trousers
|
Pants
|
Wolf
|
Crafted from the thickest leather for maximum warmth.
|
| Berserker Breeches
|
Pants
|
Bear
|
Made of bear hide and shaped to allow freedom of movement, while covering the important parts.
|
| Huntsman Breeches
|
Pants
|
Wolf
|
A sturdy pair of pants designed for long treks and rough country living.
|
| Gothic Crown
|
Helmet
|
Raven
|
Legend says that whoever wears this crown would be able to rule over the world of man with an iron fist.
|
| Hel's Damnation Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Bear
|
Most foes will think twice before raising their sword against you, after seeing those hellish chains on your bracers.
|
| Hel's Damnation Helm
|
Helmet
|
Bear
|
This helmet could very well be the long last crown of Muspelheim. Maybe.
|
| Huldufolk Helm
|
Helmet
|
Raven
|
Not as ostentatious as other helmet designs, which suits the purpose of those wearing it quite well.
|
| Gothic Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Raven
|
Gauntlets in good condition aside from a finger which bears marks of a burning ring. No one knows what really happened.
|
| Gothic Hood
|
Cloak
|
Raven
|
Torn passages of the Book of Revelation are apposed to both sides of these pauldrons, to remind anyone of the Last Judgement's scourges.
|
| Niflheim Hood
|
Cloak
|
Raven
|
Not only practical to ward off the wind, but also blowing snow, hail and rain in equal measure.
|
| Niflheim Armor
|
Torso
|
Raven
|
In the realm of eternal mists, remember that there are worse things to fends off [sic] than the cold.
|
| Hearthweru Armor
|
Torso
|
Wolf
|
An elite guard must stand out from the common warriors. This armor marks you as a peerless fighter that stands above others.
|
| Hearthweru Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Wolf
|
Showing the patterns on one's bracers could allow you to pass guarded locations... depending on who you show it to.
|
| Hearthweru Pants
|
Pants
|
Wolf
|
Hidden layers of padding and mail links provide extra protection to defend against knaves attempting to hamstring you.
|
| Hearthweru Hood
|
Cloak
|
Wolf
|
Be it for a lord's guard or for a lowly farmer, a hood is always a must-have when outdoors.
|
| Draugr Helm
|
Helmet
|
Wolf
|
A helm designed to emulate a skull, or perhaps a helm meant to draw out one's death essence for all to see?
|
| Draugr Hood
|
Cloak
|
Wolf
|
Onlookers can get a glimpse of Hel lurking beneath the hood. In this case, Hel is also looking back at them.
|
| Draugr Armor
|
Torso
|
Wolf
|
Clad in raiment reeking of death, it is easy to assume someone was buried with it and returned to the living.
|
| Draugr Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Wolf
|
The grip offered by these is surprisingly good. One could say it is as strong as the grip of death itself.
|
| Draugr Pants
|
Pants
|
Wolf
|
Sturdy, if somewhat dirty and ragged-looking attire. Wearers should not fear getting dirtier.
|
| Huldufolk Hood
|
Cloak
|
Raven
|
One's features cannot fully be covered by a simple hood, but with a little extra cloth, the disguise is complete.
|
| Huldufolk Armor
|
Torso
|
Raven
|
The finish on the metal pieces has been malted, the cloth kept dark, and any excess fabric removed. Perfect for ambushes.
|
| Huldufolk Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Raven
|
Made with ample room to conceal weaponry for those less than honest in fights in the middle of the night.
|
| Huldufolk Trousers
|
Pants
|
Raven
|
Do not let the embroidery fool you. This piece of attire is just as practical as any other, but more stylish.
|
| Valkyrie Helm
|
Helmet
|
Bear
|
This winged headpiece feels like it can encourage those around you to higher levels of bravery and skill.
|
| Valkyrie Cloak
|
Cloak
|
Bear
|
Made only of the finest materials, this would not appear out of place in the greatest of halls.
|
| Valkyrie Armor
|
Torso
|
Bear
|
A richly decorated, yet functional, suit of armor fit to grace those heralding foes to the afterlife.
|
| Valkyrie Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Bear
|
Solid enough to deflect blows and yet intricate enough to inspire awe in onlookers.
|
| Valkyrie Leggings
|
Pants
|
Bear
|
One could not wish for better workmanship or sturdier attire before heading off to battle.
|
| Einherjar Helm
|
Helmet
|
Wolf
|
Iconic Norse helmet allowing to hide one's expression. Perfect to remain stoic in the face of adversity.
|
| Einherjar Hood
|
Cloak
|
Wolf
|
The embroideries and the vibrant red fabric used for this hood indicate its royal origins.
|
| Einherjar Armor
|
Torso
|
Wolf
|
Magnificent tunic made by a skilled weaver. It is a shame that is now covered by blood.
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| Einherjar Bracers
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Bracers
|
Wolf
|
The weight added to these bracers increases one's strength when charging a heavy hit.
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| Einherjar Pants
|
Pants
|
Wolf
|
These elegant boots confer class to their owner when stomping on enemies' dead bodies.
|
| Hearthweru Helmet
|
Helmet
|
Wolf
|
A sturdy, yet practical, helmet design. This stylish piece of headgear covers the face and neck in a protective steel shell.
|
| Hel's Damnation Hood
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Cloak
|
Bear
|
The countless number of battles took a toll on the fabric of this hood, yet it remains serviceable.
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| Hel's Damnation Armor
|
Torso
|
Bear
|
Plenty of swords were broken trying to pierce through these fiery iron plates, the last chance of survival of their owners going up in smoke.
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| Hel's Damnation Pants
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Pants
|
Bear
|
These sturdy boots make it nearly impossible for enemies to harm your legs. They also work wonders in preventing ankle sprains.
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| Niflheim Helmet
|
Helmet
|
Raven
|
This helmet invokes a tiny fraction of the cold that helped shape Midgard into the land you now know.
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| Niflheim Bracers
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Bracers
|
Raven
|
Warmth and protection are always a priority no matter the realm you reside in. These offer more than enough of both.
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| Niflheim Pants
|
Pants
|
Raven
|
When threading [sic?] through snowfields, you can always rely on this rugged set of attire to do the work.
|
| Gothic Armor
|
Torso
|
Raven
|
An armor seemingly made of nightmares and countless sinners who lost hope. Please not that you will probably need to slaughter additional sinners to enhance it.
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| Gothic Pants
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Pants
|
Raven
|
Reda mentioned that these breathable greaves belonged to one of the horsemen of the Apocalypse. No one can underestimate the importance of a comfy armor set even while spreading chaos and death.
|
| Saint George's Cape
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Cloak
|
Bear
|
In extremely good condition considering its age.
|
| Saint George's Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Bear
|
These ancient bracers fit you as though you were always destined to wear them.
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| Saint George's Trousers
|
Pants
|
Bear
|
Remarkably clean for an ancient pair of trousers.
|
| Saint George's Armor
|
Torso
|
Bear
|
Worn by George of Lydda while he smote the dragon.
|
| Saint George's Great Helm
|
Helmet
|
Bear
|
There are several dents from the battles fought by George of Lydda.
|
| Taranis Hood
|
Cloak
|
Wolf
|
No sparks ever dance across the surface of this material, no matter how furiously you brush it.
|
| Taranis Helmet
|
Helmet
|
Wolf
|
It seems as if the very essence of a god is contained within this helm, imbuing the wearer with mysterious power.
|
| Taranis Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Wolf
|
A set of bracers crafted from unknown materials of exquisite quality and channeling lightning that is harmless to the wearer.
|
| Taranis Armor
|
Torso
|
Wolf
|
The craftsman who made this had skill and technique above any who dwell in Midgard, past and present.
|
| Taranis Pants
|
Pants
|
Wolf
|
.
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| Black Raven Hood
|
Cloak
|
Raven
|
Prophetic visions of the one-eyed god seem to indicate he wore similar apparel, himself...
|
| Black Raven Helmet
|
Helmet
|
Raven
|
A sturdy and artistically made helmet in the manner of a raven's head. Many wonder if this represents Huginn or Muninn.
|
| Black Raven Bracers
|
Bracers
|
Raven
|
Sturdy and comfortable, yet large enough to hide all manner of objects and secrets within and away from prying eyes.
|
| Black Raven Armor
|
Torso
|
Raven
|
Despite its lightweight construction to avoid hindering movement, this armor greatly aids in deflecting the worst of blows.
|
| Black Raven Pants
|
Pants
|
Raven
|
One who stalks the night to find prey should look no further for good muffled gear to wear, no matter the environment.
|
Valhalla Weapons
Variation
An attempt to list variations based on the image files.
- 'X' indicate the image exists with that tier's name, but the weapon is not known.
- The Origins image indicate double checking is needed.
- The Valhalla image indicate the image is ready for posting.
| Type of Gear
|
Name
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Fine
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Superior
|
Flawless
|
Mythical
|
| Spear
|
Fafnir's Fang
|
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| Spear
|
Fyrd Spear
|
|
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| Spear
|
Svipul
|
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| Spear
|
Areadbhair
|
|
| Spear
|
Carolingian Pike
|
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| Spear
|
Cadfarch Spear
|
|
| Seax
|
Hundtoth
|
|
|
|
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| Seax
|
Suttungr's Claw
|
|
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| Seax
|
Ljosalfar Blade
|
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| Seax
|
Kopis
|
|
| Seax
|
Drengiligr
|
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| Great Sword
|
Doppelhander
|
|
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| Great Sword
|
Scimitar
|
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| Great Sword
|
Swordfish
|
|
| Flail
|
Hag's Bite
|
|
| Dane Axe
|
Bone-Maul
|
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| Dane Axe
|
Skadi's Blade
|
|
| Dane Axe
|
Vordr's Bite
|
|
| Dane Axe
|
Hemming's Axe
|
|
| Dane Axe
|
Sharp Stick
|
|
| Light Shield
|
Blodwulf
|
|
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| Light Shield
|
Sleipnir Shield
|
File:ACV Sleipnir Shield.png
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| Light Shield
|
Spartan Shield
|
|
| Hunter Bow
|
Hunnish Bow
|
|
|
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| Hunter Bow
|
Death-Speaker
|
|
|
|
|
| Hunter Bow
|
Sagittarius Bow
|
|
|
|
|
| Hunter Bow
|
Magyar Hunting Bow
|
|
|
|
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| Hunter Bow
|
Einherjar Bow
|
|
| Hunter Bow
|
Dreka Bow
|
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| Hunter Bow
|
Dokkalfar Bow
|
|
| Hunter Bow
|
Arc of Elan
|
|
| Light Bow
|
Skadi's Wrath
|
|
|
|
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| Light Bow
|
Viper Bow
|
|
|
|
|
| Light Bow
|
Iron-Cloud
|
|
|
|
|
| Light Bow
|
Spartan Bow
|
|
| Light Bow
|
Hunbeorht's Bow
|
|
| Light Bow
|
Death-Skald
|
|
| Predator Bow
|
Recurve Bow
|
|
|
|
|
| Predator Bow
|
Longbow
|
|
|
|
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| Predator Bow
|
Needler
|
|
|
|
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| Predator Bow
|
Shadow-Strike
|
|
| Predator Bow
|
Holmegaard Bow
|
|
| Predator Bow
|
The Mark of Sol
|
|
| Predator Bow
|
Bullseye
|
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| Predator Bow
|
Petra's Arc
|
|
| Bearded Axe
|
Fyrd Axe
|
|
Descriptions
Based on screenshots of my lovely contact.
I know some have pages already, it's to help with sifting through the images.
| Name
|
Type of Gear
|
Class
|
Description
|
| Suttungr's Claw
|
Seax
|
Wolf
|
The symbols and runes on the handle of this beautifully carved knife recount the life of Suttungr, the proud Jotun who defended his home against Odin's malevolence.
|
| Hundtoth
|
Seax
|
Bear
|
This sharp knife leaves gaping wounds in the flesh of its victims, very similar to the bite marks of wild dogs.
|
| Kopis
|
Seax
|
Raven
|
A blade from an earlier era. Thin, sharp and curved in a manner to bite more deeply into the flesh.
|
| Vordr's Bite
|
Dane Axe
|
Bear
|
Armed with this weapon, the wardens of our hugr may guard us from birth to death. But until they come to claim it, it's yours.
|
| Hemming's Axe
|
Dane Axe
|
Wolf
|
Axe of Jarl Hemming, father to Vili. Given to Eivor with profound appreciation.
|
| Carolingian Pike
|
Spear
|
Wolf
|
This winged spear is what a warrior wants in a shield wall: a sturdy pole and broad pointy blade.
|
| Fyrd Spear
|
Spear
|
Raven
|
A simple weapon for a simple task. Wielded by farmers in defense of whoever happens to be on the throne that month.
|
| Spartan Shield
|
Light Shield
|
Bear
|
An ancient shield that can withstand the passage of time itself.
|
| Cadfarch Spear
|
Spear
|
Raven
|
Ceremonial spear of Cadfarch, father to Ynyr. Used against the Norse since the incursions of Ivarr the Boneless into Wales.
|
| Mōdraniht Ceremonial Shield
|
Light Shield
|
Bear
|
A nice light shield that won't weight you down while you're drinking.
|
| Mōdraniht Ceremonial Seax
|
Seax
|
Bear
|
Generally used for animal sacrifice but works just as well on humans.
|
| Blodwulf
|
Light Shield
|
Wolf
|
Soma of Grantebridge took this shield as a prize the first time she captured the city. Given to Eivor as a gift.
|
| Fafnir's Fang
|
Spear
|
Wolf
|
A sturdy spear named for the greedy dragon who sits atop his hoard of treasure.
|
| Doppelhander
|
Great Sword
|
Raven
|
A hefty blade from the continent, made for two hands ... or one very large one.
|
| Arc of Elan
|
Hunter Bow
|
Wolf
|
A gift from Birstan. One of his prized bows, he had it made to precise specifications to bring down fleet prey.
|
| Skadi's Wrath
|
Light Bow
|
Bear
|
A light bow from the Kingdom of Mercia. Precise and rapid.
|
| Recurve Bow
|
Predator Bow
|
Raven
|
Once wielded by the soldiers of King Eirik of Hordaland, this fine bow fell into mercenary hands after the king's defeat at Hafrsfjord.
|
| Petra's Arc
|
Predator Bow
|
Wolf
|
A bow of remarkable lightness, strength and versatility. Given by Petra in honor of Eivor's defeat of all the great prey.
|
| Viper Bow
|
Light Bow
|
Raven
|
Not poisonous but just as deadly.
|
| Death-Skald
|
Light Bow
|
Bear
|
A bow that writes tales of death and is never short of new material.
|
| The Mark of Sol
|
Predator Bow
|
Raven
|
Staring too long into the daystar imprints a black spot in the eye.
|
| Hunnish Bow
|
Hunter Bow
|
Wolf
|
A classic bow used for hunting deer. Quite useful in a battle as well.
|
| Bullseye
|
Predator Bow
|
Raven
|
Discovered inside Crepelgate Fort, this bow has unmatched accuracy and once belonged to Avgos, an expert marksman.
|
| Longbow
|
Predator Bow
|
Wolf
|
A standard longbow once wielded by the soldiers of the now-defunct Kingdom of Lindsey. Simple, effective, and deadly.
|
| Hunbeorht's Bow
|
Light Bow
|
Bear
|
Cut from the finest alder trees in Lincolnscire. Given to Eivor by Aelfgar.
|
| Sagittarius Bow
|
Hunter Bow
|
Wolf
|
A composite bow used long ago by the Roman legions stationed along Hadrian's Wall.
|
| Iron-Cloud
|
Light Bow
|
Raven
|
This weapon promises gray skies and a shower of iron arrowheads.
|
| Death-Speaker
|
Hunter Bow
|
Raven
|
Send a message straight to the head.
|
| Needler
|
Predator Bow
|
Wolf
|
A small bow with a big string.
|
| Svipul
|
Spear
|
Wolf
|
A spear said to bestow uncanny aim upon its wielder, as if fate itself were guiding their hands.
|
| Areadbhair
|
Spear
|
Wolf
|
Legends say this spear has a life of its own and an unquenchable thirst for blood.
|
| Ljosalfar Blade
|
Seax
|
|
A marvelous blade with steel as polished as glass. Said to have been created in Alfheimr.
|
| Scimitar
|
Great Sword
|
Bear
|
A unique weapon from the East, its curved blade makes it effective when both slashing and thrusting.
|
| Hag's Bite
|
Flail
|
Wolf
|
This atypical weapon is made of thick bramble wood. Its striking color suggests that its sap contains a deadly poison.
|
| Bone-Maul
|
Dane Axe
|
Wolf
|
The axe head has been crafted from the bones of a whale. The Helm of Awe is carved into the blade, most likely to please the gods.
|
| Swordfish
|
Great Sword
|
Wolf
|
A surprisingly fresh fish that can be used as a weapon.
|
| Sleipnir Shield
|
Light Shield
|
Wolf
|
A shield so light it allows its wielder to move at a speed reminiscent of Odin's steed.
|
| Magyar Hunting Bow
|
Hunter Bow
|
Raven
|
An ancient reflex bow from Eastern Europe. Made from deer antlers and maple wood.
|
| Dreka Bow
|
Hunter Bow
|
Wolf
|
Magnificent bow whose dragon head stands arrogantly in front of enemies, like a figurehood stands against the impact of waves.
|
| Spartan Bow
|
Light Bow
|
Bear
|
The flexibility of this traditional reflex bow is a natural fit for warriors who want to improve their horseback archery skills.
|
| Shadow-Strike
|
Predator Bow
|
Raven
|
This deadly bow allows its owner to strike his prey as quickly as the cold of night pierces human flesh.
|
| Holmegaard Bow
|
Predator Bow
|
Raven
|
The unique design of the Holmegaard bow makes it a formidable weapon to inflict deadly wounds from afar.
|
| Dokkalfar Bow
|
Hunter Bow
|
Wolf
|
According to legend, this bow was crafted by dark elves from the sacret roots of Yggdrasil.
|
| Surtr Sword
|
Great Sword
|
Bear
|
This weapon is believed to be the legendary sword of Surtr, the fire Giant. Forged in Muspelheim to set Asgard on fire during Ragnarök.
|
| Skadi's Blade
|
Dane Axe
|
Bear
|
A stylish axe named after the Jotun of winter. Either made as an offering or to dedicate every blow to the goddess it is named after.
|
| Sinner Skull
|
Flail
|
Raven
|
A gruesome skull attached to a length of chain. Clearly a message saying that anyone who stands front of you [sic] will immediately kiss the frozen lips of death.
|
| Broken Wings
|
Light Shield
|
Raven
|
Finest representation of a fallen angel is broken wings, to which are apposed two iconic purity seals.
|
| Gilded Shield
|
Light Shield
|
Wolf
|
Either looted from some treasure vault or crafted on demand with only the finest materials, this shield remains effective while being ostentatious.
|
| Frostruin
|
Flail
|
Raven
|
Made with a solid piece of primordial ice, this weapon is said to mercilessly freeze those it strikes.
|
| Icewall
|
Heavy Shield
|
Wolf
|
Rumors say this shield was cold-forged in Niflheim. That it can stand to the most powerful blows is proof of its strength.
|
| Múspell's Wall
|
Heavy Shield
|
Bear
|
The skull [sic] of all the enemies slain by the Giants have been forged into this shield, to warn any reckless foe of his grim future.
|
| Bannermen's Spear
|
Spear
|
Wolf
|
People carrying flags into battle would be targeted first, but this sturdy veriation will make for quite a surprise to would-ve assailants.
|
| Sharp Stick
|
Dane Axe
|
Bear
|
A dangerous stick. Goad your enemies into submission.
|
| Drengiligr
|
Seax
|
Wolf
|
A legendary weapon once wielded by the legendary Ragnar Lothbrok. Only a drengr would understand.
|
| Einherjar Bow
|
Hunter Bow
|
Wolf
|
This bow has been named in homage to all the warriors slain in battle and who will fight again alongside the gods at Ragnarok.
|
| Saint George's Tower Shield
|
Heavy Shield
|
Bear
|
There are dents that are said to be from the dragon's bite but it might also be from arrows.
|
| Saint George's Holy Sword
|
Great Sword
|
Bear
|
Legends says that the sword's blade and hilt came from the lance that Saint George used to slay the dragon.
|
| God's Ire
|
Light Shield
|
Wolf
|
The frowning visage of a god is a terrible thing to behold. Engraving one on a shield will cause foes to hesitate, if not flee entirely, before you.
|
| The Thunderer
|
Bearded Axe
|
Wolf
|
Taranis is known as the Thunderer to his believers. This weapon is so named for the thunderous impact it has when slammed into one's foes.
|
| Raven's Beak
|
Predator Bow
|
Raven
|
The perfect weapon for a killer. Deadly at range, silent when used and lightweight to carry across long distances.
|
| Véurr
|
Light Shield
|
Raven
|
Sometimes, discretion is not the better part of valor. When that happens, a sturdy shield will go a long way to help.
|
Rebellion
Materials
Heroes
Valhalla Miscellanea
Standing stones
Actually, these seem to be randomized. What fun.
- Eivor: I feel something... light and heat.
- Eivor: A strange energy here...
- Eivor: What strange forces work here...
- Eivor: There is a force here. Invisible.
- Eivor: Such odd energies... lying here unseen.
Flyting
Augusta the Cheerful
Brother Quiescis
Chadwick, Monger of Gossip
Fergal the Faceless
Hogg the Burly
Jungulf
Manning, Fighter of Wolves
Ove the Scarred
Ratatosk
Stigr The Amorous
Thor
Offering Altars
Aside from Cedd's Stone, no other offering altars have anything but the same scene of Eivor making an offering. Upon further look, this small scene seems to be a part of Green Children of Anglia.
Ingots
