User:Soranin/Sandbox

My primary sandbox.

To do

• Try and fix the Armor page because jfc what even is that
• Source Aveline de Grandpré with the memories.

Valhalla Transcripts

I'm focusing on doing the minor memories for now, because they (mostly) have no choice aspect to them and so are way easier to deal with.

• Red (#ff3030) links mark the memories not transcribed at all.
• Orange (#e3830a) links mark the memories partially transcribed, i.e. those with choices.
• Green (#34df19) links are fully transcribed but not yet incorporated into the respective pages.
• Fully transcribed items that have been incorporated are removed from the list.

Ostara Festival

Ostara Festival

Ostara is here and the settlement is awash in color and the delicate fragrance of cut flowers. Enjoy new activities, as well as some returning favorites, and unique rewards.

• Eivor: .
• Alvis: .
• Alwin: .

Let's Get Festive

• Eivor: .
• Norvid: .

The May Queen

• Eivor: .
• Mayda: .

Spiritual Defense

Alvis needs help protecting Ravensthorpe from evil spirits.

• Eivor: .
• Alvis: .

Egg Hunt

• Eivor: .

Viking Brawl

• Eivor: .
• Sunniva: .

Twirling Targets

• Eivor: .
• Thyra: .

Hamtunscire

Saint Faith

• Eivor: .

The Devil Has All The Best Tunes

Eivor came upon a jolly gathering with song and drink.

• Norse Warrior: A merry tune! Play it again, Saxon!
• Bard: The Lord made me and the Lord made thee, and the Lord made hops and barley. So if you would close to Heaven be, have another ale or three! Drink some mead and drink some rum, for ye know not when the Lord will come. So drink thy ale and drink it fast, who knows if it may be your last!
  You there, Dane! Come join youe fellows! Music is my gift to you all!

Eivor approached the bard.

• Eivor: Here is a merry gathering. A Saxon, playing for Norsemen?
• Bard: "What joy a man gives is given back threefold." So my love used to say. Dear Cearo. I sing now for her.
• Eivor: Used to?
• Bard: Used to. But now is no time for sadness! Join our revels! I was about to open a cask for my new friends! Come one, come all! Nothing heals the heart of woe like a mug of ale.
• Norse Warrior: You look like the sort who laps at their brew like a kitten.
• Eivor: Wrong. Thor himself pales when he sees me take up my drinking horn.
• Norse Warrior: Ha! Come and prove it, then! Saxon, give us a song!

Eivor approached the hooded warrior.

• Norse Warrior: Show me how the Raven Clan drink!

(Accept - "I'll take that challenge.")

• Eivor: You'll be under the tavle before I've even warmed up.
• Norse Warrior: O-ho! We'll see about this!

Eivor and the warrior then started a drinking contest, while the bard kept playing his song. Eivor drank her horn full before dropping to the floor.

• Eivor: I feel cold fingers spreading through me. This is poisoned ale!
• Norse Warrior: Urgh. Feels like Jormungandr is turning in my stomach.

The dancing warriors also felt the poison acting.

• Norse Warrior: By Odin, this new ale is strong. I think I'm going blind.
• Bard: A hundred lives I promised my love as she lay dying, a Danish arrow in her breast. A hundred lives for hers. But there is one who has not been laid low. Let me see to that. You will die as my Cearo did!

The bard attacked Eivor.

• Eivor: It won't be me that dies today!

Though affected by the brew, Eivor managed to hold her own.

• Eivor: God, my head!
• Bard: I'll grant you the long peace of the grave!
  Murderer! Reaver! Death to all Danes!
• Eivor: Even sickened, I am more than your equal!

Eivor killed the poisoner.

• Eivor: He lured his prey with music, then poisoned them like a spider. Grief sick or not, this world is better without him in it.

Asgard

Food of the Gods

As Havi passed a camp, he heard the announcement of a hunt.

• Andhrimnir: Who will join us on this wild hunt? Which among you hunger for a challenge. Who here has an appetite for adventure?
• Havi: Hail, Andhrimnir! Off again to hunt the Immortal Boar?
• Andhrimnir: Yes. Yet again, Saehrimnir has risen from his bones and escaped my kitchen. It should prove to be a vigorous chase.
• Havi: You never tire of tracking this beast.
• Andhrimnir: No hunt is more thrilling, and his meat has no equal. Come!

They tracked the boar down.

• Andhrimnir: Run! Run, you sluggards! Have you no appetite?
  This meat is not to be missed!
  Take care! He is cunning! Saehrimnir is as deadly as he is delicious!
  It is worth risking death for the meal of your life!
• Boar Hunter 1: Ha, Ha! What a beast! What a monster!
• Boar Hunter 2: O, I have never felt more alive!
• Boar Huntress 1: I can almost taste its flesh!
• Boar Huntress 2: I hunger for a haunch!

Havi killed the boar.

• Andhrimnir: Skillfully done, Lore-Keepet! I will save you the juciest cut! Come, you brave butchers! Let us prepare a true heroes' feast!

Milk of Humankind

Havi heard a mooing from behind a wooden gate.

• Audumbla: Moo. (I am sad.)

Havi broke down the gate.

• Audumbla: Moo. (O, how nice.)
  Moo. (What a relief.)
• Havi: Nothing less than a god could confine this ancient creature against her will. Was it the Trickster? Some other menace? Or do I imagine ill omens where none exist?
• Audumbla: Moo. (I feel you.)

Havi moved a rock out of the way so Audumbla could pass.

• Audumbla: Moo. (You are near.)
  Moo. (I will find you.)

Havi broke down another wooden gate. Having been freed, Audumbla went to some ice stalagtites nearby.

• Audumbla: Moo. (I have found you.)
  'Moo. (Thank you and good luck, godling.)
• Havi: It was simple thirst that drove this primeval creature. Even the gods are subject to common needs. Slake your thirst, Man-Maker. May you bring forth new things to amaze us all.

Njord's Lament

Havi heard Njord's drunken yelling from afar.

• Njord: Skadi ... O Skadi ... Why are you so cold? O, Skadi! I curse the day ... you were seized with lust ... for my perfect legs... Go back to your f-frigid mountains! The sea is my mistress!

Havi approached him.

• Havi: Njord, your drunken laments ripple through Asgard. What has brought you to this state?
• Njord: I have ... a beautiful ... beach home ... in Noatun! The most ... perfect place in all Asgard! But is it enough to make Skadi happy? No! She wants us to freeze up in the ... f-fucking mountains!
• Havi: She is Jotun. You should have known this before you married her.
• Njord: She chose me! Can I help it that I have such beautiful feet?
• Havi: You cannot keep this up. Your wailing will summon a sea storm.
• Njord: I care not. I have mead enough to keep me warm till ... till ... till Skadi and her clan return to their f-frigid homeland.
• Havi: Maybe they will, but not before plundering the vast riches from your beautiful home.
• Njord: I had not thought of that! By Ymir's balls, I must return to shore! Bring me a boat! I still have my pride. I refuse to swim like a ... fish ... fisher ... fisherman!

Havi got on a boat, taking the oar, and Njord climbed in.

• Njord: Skadi ... Skadi ... her heart is as cold as her ... mountain peaks.
• Havi: Having a Jotun wife cannot be easy.
• Njord: The only time she ever really smiled ... was when that ... goat ... nearly ripped Loki's balls off! I remember thinking ... that one is cruel ... and magnificent! But the pleasure was not worth the pain. And now ... I have her ... whole ... whole cursed clan to deal with.
• Havi: I know a rune that will dull the edges of their weapons.
• Njord: Only if it will ... blunt her tongue.

They reached the mainland.

• Havi: I hope you find peace, noble Njord. A bad match can be troublesome, but not worse than having nothing to love.
• Njord: My home at Noatun will bring me pleasure enough. But what about you, Wily One? What do you love?
• Havi: Knowledge, Sea King, and the pursuit of it. Untangling mysteries, uncovering lore ... that is what feeds me.
• Njord: Then from what I kn-know of the world and all the ... realms... you will never go hungry. Good luck to you.

Noble Harts

On the distance, Havi saw a deer.

• Havi: Dain, the Lifeless One. Why has this noble stag wandered so far from the tree, Yggdrasil? The sight of this majestic creature gives my own heart wings! I will follow in the same spirit.

Havi followed the stag, encountering another of its kin.

• Havi: Here is Duneyr the Unknowing! Have you eaten your fill of Yggdrasil's green leaves?

He continued to follow the animals, finding yet another of them.

• Havi: Durathor as well! Has some disaster befallen the Tree of Life, or is this simply a gathering og the hallowed herd?

A fourth deer joined the pack.

• Havi: Even Dvalin has roused from his Thriving Slumber! Does this wild run come from a place of joy, or fear?

The four deers led Haci to the fifth.

• Havi: And finally, Eikthyrnir. From whose horns flow the rivers, Sid and Vid.

The deer gathered around Haci and disappered in a blink of light, leaving behind a chest for him.

• Havi: So this was the purpose behind the prancing. An offering to their caretaker.

Havi retrieved one of Ymir's Tear Srones from the chest.

• Havi: Thank you, noble harts. I will put this gift to good use and remain your steadfast protector.

Valhalla Bound

Havi heard a yelling warrior.

• Einherjar: Your curses cannot touch me! I will bathe in your blood!

Havi approached.

• Havi: Warrior! Put reins upon your battle lust and ride it! Do not be ridden by it.
• Einherjar: I do not know your face, but I know...
• Havi: Yes, think. What are your last memories?
• Einherjar: I remember the fire-fog filling my throat ... wading through a sea of blood and meat ... a spear piercing my heart...
• Havi: And then the Valkyries plucked you from the Helvger, which leads lesser men to Hel and brought you here, to glorious Asgard.
• Einherjar: Asgard? This place is truly like no other ... and ... this is not a dream? Am I supposed to fight you?
• Havi: We will fight together and become part of the greatest army ever assembled. But first, go eat and drink among the gods. Take your place in the Hall of the Slain. Your bravery has earned it.
• Einherjar: Thor! Storm-Bringer! I offer you my blade! ... Odin! Raven-Feeder! I give you my life!

Jotunheim

Aegir's Daughters

Havi found a thrall complaining outside the meadhall.

• Thrall: They've been feasting for days in that hall. None for us lowly thralls, though.

Havi entered the Hall of Aegir.

• Daughter of Aegir 1: Come drink with us, stranger!
• Daughter of Aegir 2: Be welcome, Aesir. Our father's hall is a haven to all.
• Havi: I remember there was a cauldron here once, brought by Thor from Hymir's hall.
• Daughter of Aegir 1: A cauldron a mile deep. A mile of mead. I miss that cauldron.
• Daughter of Aegir 3: Father bet the cauldron on a foolish wager with Suttungr and lost. But we still have the ale from our brewery!

She handed Havi a mug of ale.

• Havi: Where is Aegir now?
• Daughter of Aegir 2: Gone to Utgard. He sent the cauldron to Suttungr, but it never got there. So he's gone to find out what's what. But enough of that. You are visitor to our great land, and we know its secrets. Ask of us your questions.

(If "I seek mysteries." was chosen)

• Havi: I want to know the unknown. Where should I look?
• Daughter of Aegir 2: There is a broken tower near Utgard that was once a place of great magic. Perhaps there is still some to be found there.
• Daughter of Aegir 1: To magic! May we never be without it!

(Accept - "I'll drink to that.")

• Havi: Skal!

Havi drank from his mug of ale.

• Daughter of Aegir 2: Let us tell you more about our homeland!

(If "Tell me about the beasts of this land." was chosen)

• Havi: What animals will I find in the wild?
• Daughter of Aegir 1: I have heard tell of a great bear of stone and ice that lives by a frozen lake.
• Daughter of Aegir 2: Enough talk! Time for a drink!

(Accept - "With pleasure.")

• Havi: Skal!

Havi drank more.

• Daughter of Aegir 2: Let us tell you more about our homeland!

(If "Tell me a sad tale." was chosen)

• Havi: Spin me a tale of tragedy.
• Daughter of Aegir 2: Once, Thor dashed the great serpent Jormungandr against our shores. Many ships wrecked, many Jotnar drowned.
• Daughter of Aegir 1: Seek a lonely tree on the shore and walk beneath it. You will see. Now let us drink to the fallen.

(Accept - "Let's drink!")

• Havi: Skal!

Havi drank more.

• Daughter of Aegir 2: You don't look well. Is our ale taking a toll on you?

Havi passed out. Some time later, Havi woke up on some furs.

• Havi: Urgh! Tastes like a boar shat in my mouth. Where am I? I should... I should find out what I did while ale-addled. My mind is blank.

He examined some clothes nearby.

• Havi: Ripe with wine and vomit. These are thrall's clothes. Where did they come from?

Havi left the loft, climbing down a ladder to Aegir's main hall and left the building. He came upon a daughter of Aegir leading a boar.

• Daughter of Aegir: King Snortington demands tribute! Don't make us lock you up like we did your Aesir friend!
• Havi: King Snortington the boar ... once a prisoner, now free ... I think we even made up a song about it.

Havi went to the brewery, finding some wrecked boats inside a great barrel of ale.

• Daughter of Aegir: To the mighty reavers of the Ale Sea! The mice in the brewery still tell tales of last night's voyage.
• Havi: Were we trying to sail somewhere? Across the Ale Sea to the land of ... of ... I can't recall it.

Havi approached a house.

• Daughter of Aegir: Well, hello there. You turned out to have quite a head for heights.

Havi climbed to the roof of the house, finding an upturned cart there.

• Havi: I think I remember ... being up high? How did we get the cart up there?

Havi chuckled.

• Havi: We made wild revels, it seems. But no harm done, except to my head. Aegir's daughters are hospitable indeed.

The Giants of Fimbulwinter

[the yt video marks this as after A Feast to Remember.] Havi climbed one of Jotunheim's mountains, looking for the source of the blizzard.

• Havi: And here are the storm-bringers. Explain this mischief.
• Kala: This tempest is our vengeance.
• Vindr: Cold winds for a cold heart.
• Kala: Three times we asked for Gunlodr's hand! Three times we demanded she choose between us!
• Vindr: Three times my brother's hideous face drove her away.
• Kala: It's YOUR face, shit-wit! We're twins!
• Havi: You conjured this storm because your feelings were hurt?
• Kala: This storm is the storm that rages within us! The noble pain of those wronged in love!
• Havi: The lady said no. Move on.
• Kala: I don't like your tone, Aesir. You think you're better than us, just like she did. Maybe it's time to shut your mouth.
• Havi: Why don't you come and try?

The twins attacked.

• Kala: Utgard will be buried beneath the snows of our fury!
  We will not stop til Utgard is no more!

Havi killed both brothers, stopping the storm.

• Havi: The skies have cleared. The blizzard is over at last.

Wincestre

Mildberg the Miracle Legs

Eivor heard a young girl boasting as she approached a marketplace.

• Mildburg: They call me Mildberg the Miracle Legs! Come on! Someone must be brave enough to challenge me?
• Eivor: You are pretty cocksure for a child.
• Mildburg: You would be, too, if you had miracle legs.
• Eivor: Miracle legs? They seem pretty normal to me, girl.
• Mildburg: Looks can be deceiving. Have you heard of the great Pheidippides? The mighty hero of old? Ran all the way from Marathon to tell the king they won the battle. Then guess what happened? He only fell down dead!
• Eivor: Dead? From running?
• Mildburg: It was very far. Girls can't fight, it's the rules. But like Pheidippides, I am going to be the fastest messenger who ever lived.
• Eivor: So when the Norse defeat the Saxon armies, you'll quicly bear the bad news to your king?
• Mildburg: Them sissy-britches? Fat chance. So, do you want to race or not? I've beaten everyone else in the whole world.
• Eivor: In that case ... let's run!

The pair started their competition.

• Mildburg: Ah! Great Pheidippides, give me speed!
• Eivor: You are fast, I grant you. But you will not outrun me!

The race ended, with Eivor as the winner.

• Eivor: No other Saxon has been able to keep me on my toes like you, little one.
• Mildburg: I never thought I would be beaten. But you run like the wind! I am glad I had a real challenge.
• Eivor: And I am glad to have given you one.
• Mildburg: Do you like interesting places? I've run all over Wessex. Found some scary, spooky, magic spots!
• Eivor: Exploring such is what I live for.
• Mildburg: I'll give you my diary. I call it, The Many Wondrous Runnings of the Galloping Miracle Legs. Bye-bye!

Romeo and Aethelflaed

Eivor found a boy atop an observation tower.

• Esobert: I'm going to do it! You see if I don't. I'm just screwing my courage to the sticky place.

Eivor approached the boy.

• Eivor: What are you doing all the way up here?
• Esobert: Don't try and stop me. I will get that flower ... and then she'll see how much I love her.
• Eivor: A brave choice, little fellow.
• Esobert: Even if I get smashed on the ground like an ... an ... overripe plum... I am just getting my breath back. The climb was hard. I'm girding my erm ... loins...
• Eivor: Loins, eh? Or I could get it for you? I would hate to see such a ferocious flame snuffed out.
• Esobert: I mean, if you insist. But I could get it if I wanted to. Just so you know.

Eivor then used the zipline. [If she misses the arch where the flowers re, you get this bit:

• • Anglo-Saxon Child 1: She missed, the stranger missed! That could've been Esobert's mangled noggin.
  • Anglo-Saxon Child 2: What a terrible show, boo, boo...!

you need to get the flower to progress, so this bit was optional] Eivor landed on the arch and plucked a flower from it.

• Anglo-Saxon Child 1: Saints alive! Did you see that? God sent Esobert an angel!
• Anglo-Saxon Child 3: Is it over? Did he fall? God's buttered crumpets, I never told him I loved him.

Eivor approached Esobert.

• Esobert: If I'd known it was that easy...
• Eivor: you'd have done it yourself. Risked life and limb. But great men know the value of a champion.

She handed him the flower.

• Eivor: What will you do with such a treasure?

Esobert pointed to girl.

• Esobert: It is for her. It is all for her, so she will finally notice me.

He breathed in and approached the girl and her mother. He gave the flower to the girl.

• Ealhswith: Aethelflaed? What do you say to the sweet boy?
• Aethelflaed: Thank you for the flower. It is very beautiful.
• Esobert: Now we are bethrothed, and I will grow up to be a great king and you will be my fair lady.
• Ealhswith: What say you, daughter? Do you think him a worthy suitor? He risked so much to declare his love. I will tell my husband, the king, you claim our daughter's hand. When you are a bit older of course. Come dearest.

The queen and princess left, and Esobert rejoined his friends.

• Anglo-Saxon Child 1: Noah's holy cattle! You actually gave a flower to the princess!
• Esobert: And now we are bethrothed.
• Anglo-Saxon Child 1: Takes more than that. There's holding hands and grunting. And then sometimes praying... "O, God! O, God!"
• Esobert: King Esobert the first. The Flea of Wincestre!
• Anglo-Saxon Child: All hail the Lord of the Saxons. Esobert the Flea!

Jorvik

Bridges of Oppression

Eivor came upon an injured blind man on a wooden platform beneath a bridge.

• Anglo-Saxon Man: It cannot end like this. Is ... is someone there? Hello? Please, anyone?
• Eivor: What happened to you, stranger?
• Anglo-Saxon Man: Burk, the man I work for. He did this to me, that evil man! I was simply doing a round of checks on our last shipment when he accused me of theft! Me! Theft! Please, bring me up to the bridge. I need some tretment, some medicine.

Eivor picked up the man and carried him up the bridge.

• Norse Man: There you are, Chad. About time you showed your face ... or what's left of it!
• Anglo-Saxon Man: Burk? No! No! Get away from me!

Burk approached, bracketed by two other men.

• Norse Man: Come along, Chad. We still have work to do.
• Anglo-Saxon Man: Work? You still want me to work? I can't even see my own hands, you heartless bastard!
• Eivor: He says you blinded him.
• Norse Man: Aye, that I did. What is a leader to do when his men can't take their eyes off of his treasure, even after several warnings?
• Anglo-Saxon Man: I ... I was not looking! You stabbed my eyes out!

Burk slapped Chad.

• Norse Man: Quiet now, Chad. Come, hand him over to me.

One of the men working for Burk moved to carry Chad.

• Norse Man: Do your best to follow me, Chad.
• Anglo-Saxon Man: Just kill me instead.

Eivor killed the two men working for Burk.

• Anglo-Saxon Man: Thank you, stranger. I thought my fate was sealed.

Deviled Water

Eivor came upon a scene by the river.

• Anglo-Saxon Man 1: Are you going to enter the water or not?
• Norse Man: No! The waters are too cold! But ... the quicker I am baptized, the bigger business will be.
• Anglo-Saxon Man 1: One does not receive the Holy Spirit under the watchful eye of God simply to improve trade!
• Anglo-Saxon Man 2: That man needs a push. Or a good scare.
• Anglo-Saxon Man 1: A moment in frozen water is a minor bit of suffering for a lifetime serving the Great Father! Do it!
  One cannot become one of God's children without going through the proper ritual!
• Norse Man: No! I have avoided the water for weeks, and I do not intend to freeze this Yule!
• Anglo-Saxon Man 2: No wonder the people avoid your market stall. You positively reek.
• Norse Man: I have a delicate body! The cold will take the life out of me!

Eivor pushed the man into the river.

• Norse Man: Cold, cold! The ice waves are taking me, save... Hey, this is not so bad.
• Anglo-Saxon Man 1: Good God, at last! I hearby baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit within us all! You are now a child of God!
• Norse Man: So, is this it?
• Anglo-Saxon Man 1: It is. Go forth and walk His holy steps, new child!
• Norse Man: If his steps go to the market, then so be it. But first ... I could go for a nice swim.

Silver Wind Elder

Eivor arrived at a bakery in Jorvik.

• Anglo-Saxon Man: I will not stand for it! Rob me of my coin, rob me of my house ... to Hell with it, rob me of my wife! But may God strike you where you stand if you rob me of my pie!
• Eivor: What is this about god and pies?
• Anglo-Saxon Man: Someone stole my pie, and I, a skilled sniffer, am going to weed that pie thief out!
• Eivor: All for a piece of pie?
• Anglo-Saxon Man: It is no ordinary pie! My pies top any other pies, and the blasted pie thief knows it! The smell ... O, the smell! The thief went down this road!

He turned away, tracking the smell.

• Anglo-Saxon Man: Come out, thief! I know you are here. I can smell my pie!
  The thief should not be far. I will find that scoundrel!

Eivor and the baker came upon a woman during their search.

• Anglo-Saxon Woman: Mmm, the fragrance of melted butter ... comforting, warm.
• Anglo-Saxon Man: A-ha! The thief came by! I am on the trail! My pie is near, my nose does not lie! Come out, thief!

Another nose witness was found by the pair.

• Anglo-Saxon Man 2: The coy sweetness of berries ... I smell it!
• Anglo-Saxon Man: O-ho, the thief must be near now. I recognize my pie's allure to any nose! Come out, come out! Mmm, the aroma of a pastry baked just right ... the thief is near!

Eivor and the baker entered a building and found a child baking pies.

• Norse Child: Hmm ... I think this is just the right amount...
• Anglo-Saxon Man: Caught, scoundrel. Now, give me my delicious pie back.
• Norse Child: Delicious? Your pie was blander than my late father's face.
• Anglo-Saxon Man: What did you put in my pie? This smell, this ... aroma. It's never produced such n effet before!
• Norse Child: I added some honey. It'll enhance the berries by a bit...
• Anglo-Saxon Man: Good God ... it does enhance the sweet smell. That is ... remarkable. Unheard of. A miracle!
• Eivor: It seems like this child would make an extraordinary baker, and Jorvik could use one less thief.
• Anglo-Saxon Man: Well ... it does smell spectacular. You have a keen sense for the culinary arts, child. You want a job?
• Norse Child: God's piss of luck! Thank you so much. You won't regret it, I have so many ideas.
• Anglo-Saxon Man: Just stop stealing the pies. Ah, thank you for your help. Come by my stall should you have a craving for pie.

Vinland

Flight of Fancy

• Norse Woman: Arne! Fly up, Arne! You can do it, pet! Come on!

[approaches]

• Eivor: Dropped something?
• Norse Woman: Good ol' Arne, my beloved pet, fell down ... well, flew his way down below. Now, the poor thing is stuck. I cannot seem to encourage my Arne to fly back up. Looks like we still have a long way to go.

[... it's a turkey] Eivor performs a leap of faith and finds Arne, a turkey, nearby.

• Eivor: It cannot fly. I will have to lead it back up.
• Norse Woman: Watch out for his ... affections. Arne is the fiery sort, loves to give ... kisses. Please don't kill him if he pecks you a bit.

Arne attacked Eivor.

• Norse Woman: Stop pecking, Arne!

Eivor led the turkey up the cliff.

• Norse Woman: Your voice is beautiful, Arne.
  Thank you for bringing Arne back into my arms! I would like to repay your kindness. I have what is left of Arne's family. Unfortunately, they didn't survive their training quite as well. Try it, they're quite delicious!

The woman gave Eivor some turkey meat.

• Norse Woman: I guess I will go back to my friends, the Toothbreakers. I hope they still wait for me at the port. Come on, Arne. Let us take flight.
• Eivor: A winged companion is a boon.

Ursine Takeover

At Vithrloekr, Eivor finds a camp beset by bears.

• Eivor: A camp ... overrun with bears.

She heard a man whispering.

• Norse Man: Psst! Here, I'm over here!
  Odin's beard! I-I can't move, it hurts. Hurry, before they catch on to my ruse!

Eivor killed the bears and went to meet the man.

• Eivor: You are safe now.
• Norse Man: Thank you, thank you, kinsman. I was so helpless against them. I even tried to use a key I found as a weapon. The brute swallowed it! Now I will never know what that key unlocks.
• Eivor: And how did you come to be stuck here?
• Norse Man: My friends, the Toothbreakers, were with me, but we were separated when I went searching for what my key might open. I ended up snooping around that abandoned camp, and that's when they showed up. Bears! So many bears. I must catch my breath...

Incomplete

Tove

Carrying the Torch

Eivor found tove at a grave.

• Tove: There was so much we were meant to do.
• Eivor: Tove...
• Tove: Eivor, it's Svend, he ... he passed, while I was away.
• Eivor: Tove, I'm sorry I wasn't there.
• Tove: No one was. We had planned to brand Tekla's barrel that morning, and we talked about what we might have for supper. When I went to collect him he was ... in his bed. Sleeping, I thought. But he was already gone.
• Eivor: I'm sure he went in peace.
• Tove: But he went with plans! Things he wanted to do. Things he meant to do. His death was so ... empty. Not like in our stories.

Tove sat down and Eivor crouched to join her.

What stories?Life is not a story.(Listen silently)

• Eivor: What stories do you mean?
• Tove: When we tell stories, the old and wise, they have this calm about them. They know when their end has come, and they are ready. Svend wasn't ready. And I wasn't ready either. He was supposed to teach me things. I'm still learning. Everyone looks at me like I will simply carry on his work. As if nothing happened. Because they don't know... They don't know I'm not ready.

• Eivor: Life may ask more of us than we are prepared to give, but all we can do is our best. I was not prepared to lose my parents. But in a flash, they were taken from me. I pressed on, determined to live.
• Tove: That must have been ... punishing. But you are so strong, so determined.
• Eivor: Someone else might have done better than me. Or worse. But this was the fate woven for me. So I live it.

Eivor helped Tove up.

• Eivor: I know Svend believed in you, in your craft. So do you believe in him? Do you trust him?
• Tove: He was the most skilled artist I have ever known.
• Eivor: And he chose you. You may step up or step down, whatever you decide. But know that he had faith in you.
• Tove: Thank you, Eivor. I need to get home.
• Eivor: Be strong, Tove. And know that you are valued.

As Tove left, Eivor spoke to Svend.

• Eivor: I am sorry I was not here to see you off, old friend.
  When I close my eyes, Svend, I see your designs on the arms of gods.
  You have thought Tove well. Through her, you live on.

Jotunheim

Pit of Slaughter

Havi arrived at the pit of slaughter.

• Jotun: Utgard's fighting pit ... the place where legends are made!

Havi walked in.

• Dugr the Bold: Follow me to the pit, and we will destroy our opponents together!

Havi approached.

• Havi: I heard you calling for a fighting partner.
• Dugr the Bold: Two fight with two, that is the rule. But have no fear! You'll have little to do but watch as Dugr the Bold destroys his foes!

(If "Sounds easy enough." was chosen)

• Havi: I had expected fearsome opposition in the Jotnar fighting pits.
• Dugr the Bold: Fearsome, yes! Too fierce for you. But you can stand behind me. I'll deal with them single-handed.

(If "Why has no one else joined you?" was chosen)

• Havi: You seem to be having trouble finding someone to join you.
• Dugr the Bold: Proud fools! They are afraid I will show them up with my fighting prowess. You are not afraid, are you?

(If "What's in it for me?" was chosen)

• Havi: What is my reward if I help you?
• Dugr the Bold: Besides the glory of victory? Well, I have traveled far in this realm. I would be willing to share the location of some rare treasures.

(Accept - "Let's do it.")

• Havi: I like your confidence, at least. I'll take this challenge.
• Dugr the Bold: And you won't regret it! For Dugr the Bold is not only a great warrior but a shapeshifter of peerless skill! Pick an animal. Any animal! I will take on that form in the combat to come.

[CHOICES UUUUUGH]

Wolf.Lynx.Bear.

• Havi: Of all the beasts of this land, the bear is the most fearsome.
• Dugr the Bold: Brute strength and savagery! Very well. Now let's fight!

In the pit, the two pairs prepared for the fight. Dugr transformed into a rabbit, while the opponents became a wolf and a lynx.[Is this affected by choice? maybe]

• Havi: A rabbit? What good is a rabbit?

Havi beat the two opponents.

• Havi: What in Hel's name was that? A rabbit? Did you hope to nibble your opponents to death?
• Dugr the Bold: Ah ... well, by making myself seem feeble, I made them lower their guard! All in a day's work for Dugr the Bold!
• Havi: Are you even able to transform into a real beast?
• Dugr the Bold: Of course I can? Anything I want! Er ... I just don't want to right now.
• Havi: I better get some reward for carrying you in that fight, or I'll stick your bobtailed arse in a stew.
• Dugr the Bold: I found a note on a dead traveler. It will lead you to treasures and secrets. At least I hope it will.

The Puppeteer

Havi saw a woman talking to a man in a cage.

• Jotun: Skami! Speak to me!

Havi approached the woman.

• Havi: Who has caged this Jotun?
• Jotun: An Aesir? It is a dire day when even enemies must be friends. But I must beg for your help. A hunter lives in a house nearby. He has become crazed, and now he preys on his fellow Jotnar. He has captured and beat my love, and soon he means to skin him like a rabbit! Will you have mercy and aid us?
• Havi: Where is this hunter?
• Jotun: Inside the house, asleep. Quickly, you must kill him before he wakes! He will have the key to this cage.

Havi walked towards a wall, hearing the Jotun woman talking to her partner again.

• Jotun: I'll free you, I promise! I'll find the key to this lock!

The wall had a barred door.

• Havi: A door in a wall? Is this the house she meant?

Havi circled around the wall, finding the other side of the barred door. He destroyed the lock, opened the door and walked through it. On the other side, the closed the door before opening it, this time to the inside of a house. On a table he found a hairbrush.

• Havi: A woman's hairbrush. Perhaps this hunter does not live alone.

On the second floor, the hunter slept. [GODS, this is another that'll have to be checked again -fun] [so, the guy from the vid i'm watching stole the key and then went to fight the hunter] Havi stole the key.

• Havi: The key to the cage outside.

The hunter woke up as Havi explored the house and attacked.

• Hunter: An Intruder! Die, Aesir!
  Get out of my house!

Having defeated the hunter, Havi approached.

• Hunter: Stop! Stop! Take what you want, just spare me!
• Havi: I am no thief. I am here to free the Jotun you have imprisoned.
• Hunter: That villain? He's lucky I only caged him. How would you react if you found another man porking your wife?
• Havi: Your wife?
• Hunter: Aye. I've been waiting for her to return so I can thrash her. She won't be able to walk once I'm done.
• Havi: Your wife?

(Fight) Sounds like she'll be well rid of you.Give me the key and I won't kill you.You've been wronged. I'll leave now.

• Havi: Your wife has deceived me. I'll leave you in peace.
• Hunter: Good. And leave that wretch in his cage. I'll deal with him later.
  Gods help her when I catch her. I'll skin them both alive.

Havi left and talked to the woman outside.

• Havi: I have the key, Jotun, but I am not your assassin. Be satisfied with that.
• Jotun: O, stone and soil! Now he will hunt us wherever we go! You have saved us and doomed us all at once! Hurry now! Release him!

Havi did as told.

• Havi: You're free to go.

The beaten Jotun got up and talked to his partner.

• Skami: My love. I knew you'd come for me. And your husband? Is he dead?
• Jotun: He still lives. We must make haste, away to our secret tower! Maybe he will not find us there.
• Skami: As soon as I regain my strength, we will go. I fear I am too weak to move.
• Jotun: O, you must try! He will not be long, I know it!

Wincestre

Aelfred's Jewel

Eivor found a man yelling and knocking at a door.

• Cedric: Is this what you want, you filthy swindler? A pond full of piss? I'm happy to oblige. By Go's hairy balls, you are a thief and a swindler! Give me the jewel Aelfred comissioned.

Eivor approached him.

• Eivor: You seem agitated.
• Cedric: What gave it away? The fact that I had to debase myself pissing in this swindler's pond? Or the angry shouting?
• Eivor: This man has something on yours?
• Cedric: And here's another God sent to shit in my stewpot. Sod off unless you are going to magic Aelfred's jewel out your arse.

Eivor went around the house.

• Eivor: If the jewel belongs to Aelfred, it might be worth a pretty penny.

The shieldmaiden broke in through a blocked window, finding the jeweler inside.

• Jeweller: Oi, get out of it, you!
  You! What are you doing here?
• Eivor: I am not your enemy ... yet. But that man outside certainly wants Aelfred's jewel.
• Jeweller: Jesus wept upon the Holy Cross. Fuck off the both of you. Aelfred will get the jewel when I get what I'm owed.
• Eivor: Peace, or you'll feel my blade in your guts.
• Jeweller: Sorry, my beef is not with you. I only ask for what coin is fair. It cost me double to make over what was agreed. I have a wife to feed.

Here is the difference.You would really cross a king?I think I will take it.

• Eivor: If the jewel belongs to Aelfred, then on your life, you'd be wise to deliver it for the agreed price.
• Jeweller: Mary on a donkey! You deserve the bloody thing. It's not worth my hide. Much as my wife would love to be a widow.

Eivor left the house with the jewel.

• Eivor: I have your jewel.
• Cedric: Well, I didn't ask for your help, but I am glad of it. Aelfred commissioned this rare thing.
• Eivor: How rare?
• Cedric: Filigreed gold, centered with a rock crystal and enamel plaque. A miniature of our most beatific Lord, Jesus christ ... and... And you're going to just keep it, aren't you?

I am.Here, take it.

• Eivor: You may have it. But tell your king it will all be mine soon enough. His jewels. His treasures. His city. His throne.
• Cedric: What? No, I... God's pearly tooth! Here's payment for you and we will both forget this meeting.

Asser

Eivor entered a small church, seeing a man looking over many scrolls.

• Asser: Your meaning is unclear, God of Gods. Please, there must be some other purpose for my life!
• Priest: You have not left the church in days. The stench offends even God's nose.
• Asser: I have been looking at his scripture for hours. God is giving me a sign. If only I could see it ... see his light.
• Priest: A sign? God in Heaven. Give him a sign. Set him on his true path. Far away from me.
• Asser: Yes! Illuminate me, O Lord. Illuminate me!

Eivor approached Asser.

• Eivor: What troubles you?
• Asser: God will speak to me, I know it. He will show me my true path.
  Send me a sign, O Lord. Illuminate my true path. For you are the shepherd and I am the lamb who follows your lamp.

Eivor read the papers on the three lecterns nearby.

• Eivor: God's light will show him his true path? Maybe I can illuminate the lecterns somehow to cease his prattling.

Placeholder:
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Priest's Writings:
My God, whom I praise, do not remain silent, for people who are wicked and deceitful have opened their mouths against me; they have spoken against me with their lying tongues.

Calming Psalm:
Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light to my path. I have sworn and confirmed that I will keep Your rightful judgements...

Eivor then went outside the church and blocked a window.

• Asser: Lord, your light falters! Please do not forsake me. Is the tenebrous pall of darkness my fate?

Eivor then unblocked a window, so the light from outside would illuminate one of the lecterns.

First windowSecond windowThird window

• Asser: My path is clear. I must throw off the shackles of brotherhood. I will dedicate my life to glorifying God, through another. My account must be one of the utmost grace, exhaustive, immortalizing the great acts of the prodigal Aelfred.

• Asser: Thank you, Lord, I will write a blessed manuscript praising Aelfred and his great works.

The man ran out of the church.

• Eivor: So, I have set him on a path to glorify Aelfred? That pompous Saxon? I hope his writing reeks as much as he does.

Vinland

A Dead Man's Tale

Eivor found a dead body at a cliff's drop.

• Eivor: A lonely end. Luck skipped his turn.

She read a nearby note. [Note already in page]

• Eivor: Take you back to Nyhofn? A tall ask for a corpse.

She picked up the dead man and headed for Nyhofn.

• Eivor: You have some weight on you.
  Almost there.

Arriving at the settlement, Eivor heard a woman screaming.

• Norse Woman: Brother? Brother!

The woman approached Eivor.

• Norse Woman: Brother...! You should have listened to me... You have always been too selfish, reckless! Even Mother said so!
• Eivor: Blame not the adventurer, for the pull of blood-song can tempt even the gods.
• Norse Woman: Wh-where do I go now, without you to guide me? Wh-what should I do? L-lost... I am l-lost...

Follow in your brother's footsteps.Move on.Keep your brother in your memory.

• Eivor: Remember your brother and all that he is. Bring home his tales and let his legacy be grown. That is all we are ... words and song.
• Norse Woman: I will hone my bow-craft, and he will smile upon me from above. He will be proud.

Eivor nodded.

• Norse Woman: Th-thank you, for bringing him back. Thank you.
  I'm going to be the best hunter ever, just like you, Brother. Wait and see, I will shoot that elk in the eye.

[don't know if what comes after the choice is specific to it or not, so it gets shoved in the tabber for now]

Breaking Teeth, Not Hearts

[Goddammit, this one is changed by the ones you did before, cause the dead dude in dead man's tale was part of the group and the woman from the flights of fancy is one] [Not dealing with this one then]

• Norse Man: Frey! Wh-wha? N-no... is that?
• Norse Woman: He is in the halls now.
• Norse Man: I ... I am sorry, Frey. He died by prey, but he will rest a hunter. "O'er the waves we sail, cutting the ocean's skin ... and when the dawn arrives, the time for hunt begins..."

Valhalla Gear

Missing info:

• Ljosalfar Blade (Class)
• Taranis Pants (Description)

Valhalla Armor

Variation

An attempt to list variations based on the image files.

Set	Item	Fine	Superior	Flawless	Mythical
Brigandine Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Raven Clan Set	Helmet
	Bracer
	Pants
Thegn Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Mentor's Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Galloglach Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Magister's Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Huntsman Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Berserker Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Carolingian Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Huldufolk Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Einherjar Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Draugr Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Thor's Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Hidden Ones Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Valkyrie Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Mōdraniht Ceremonial Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Gothic Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Hearthweru Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Niflheim Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Hel's Damnation Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Saint George's Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Taranis Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Black Raven Set	Helmet
	Cloak
	Bracer
	Torso
	Pants
Bayek's Outfit
Ezio's Outfit
Altair's Outfit

Descriptions

Name	Type of Gear	Class	Description
Brigandine Cape	Cloak	Bear	Offers basic protection without betraying your anonymity.
Thor's Cape	Cloak	Bear	Even gods need to hide from their enemies sometimes.
Hidden Ones' Hood	Cloak	Raven	The hood of an outfit worn by the original Egyptian Hidden Ones in the first century AD.
Mentor's Cloak	Cloak	Raven	The cloak of a Hidden Ones' outfit from 4th century Roman Britain, worn by one who had achieved the rank of Mentor. The identity of this Mentor is unknown.
Thegn's Cloak	Cloak	Bear	You will appear as just one among many nobles in this fine cloak.
Carolingian Hood	Cloak	Bear	Carolingian know-how is shown by the overall quality of this vibrant red fabric and detailed embroidery.
Galloglach Cape	Cloak	Wolf	Supple and sturdy, this mercenary's cloak comes from over the Irish Sea.
Magister's Cloak	Cloak	Raven	The cloak from an outfit last worn by Magister Vitus, a fifth-century Hidden One who oversaw the evacuation of the Brotherhood from England. The fate of Vitus himself remains a mystery.
Mōdraniht Ceremonial Cape	Cloak	Wolf	Used during blood sacrifices.
Berserker Hood	Cloak	Bear	Everyone can appreciate the value of a good hood, no matter one's preferred style of engagement.
Huntsman Cloak	Cloak	Wolf	A hunter's cloak. Rough, rustic, and ready to wear.
Brigandine Armor	Torso	Bear	Made from boiled leather and common metals, this armor offers basic but reliable protection.
Hidden Ones' Robes	Torso	Raven	The robes of an outfit worn by the original Egyptian Hidden Ones in the first century AD.
Thor's Battle Plate	Torso	Bear	Possibly forged of Asgardian steel, this armor is part of Thor's ultimate armor.
Thegn's Heavy Tunic	Torso	Bear	This armor will protect you from anything on a battlefield, including embarrassment.
Magister's Robes	Torso	Raven	The robes from an outfit last worn by Magister Vitus, a fifth-century Hidden One who oversaw the evacuation of the Brotherhood from England. The fate of Vitus himself remains a mystery.
Huntsman Armor	Torso	Wolf	A fine set of armor for one who lives and works in the wilderness.
Berserker Armor	Torso	Bear	A true warrior fears no pain. He dares opponents to strike at him and shows to all how fearless he is! [I wonder if this is gender-flipped if you play as canon Eivor]
Carolingian Torso	Torso	Bear	Many thoughts go into the creation of armor. Its effectiveness, comfort, style, and the ability to inspire fear in one's enemies.
Mentor's Robes	Torso	Raven	The robes of a Hidden Ones' outfit from 4th century Roman Britain, worn by one who had achieved the rank of Mentor. The identity of this Mentor is unknown.
Galloglach Armor	Torso	Wolf	Light and maneuverable, this mercenary's armor comes from over the Irish Sea.
Mōdraniht Ceremonial Robe	Torso	Wolf	Fight off the winter chill with your blood stained Ceremonial robe.
Bayek's Outfit	Torso	Bear	The outfit of the first assassin Bayek.
Brigandine Helm	Helmet	Bear	With this helm, your chances to live and see another battle will increase.
Raven Clan Helmet	Helmet	Raven	A helmet with two ravens engraved on either side to sharpen the thoughts and memory of its wearer.
Thor's Helmet	Helmet	Bear	Protects you even if the sky falls on your head.
Mentor's Mask	Helmet	Raven	The mask of a Hidden Ones' outfit from 4th century Roman Britain, worn by one who had achieved the rank of Mentor. The identity of this Mentor is unknown.
Thegn's Great Helm	Helmet	Bear	The helm of nobility. Do not be surprised if your enemies bow before attacking.
Berserker Helm	Helmet	Bear	Fearsome and intimidating, this bearskin is the inspiration for your savage might in battle.
Carolingian Helm	Helmet	Bear	Iconic Carolingian pointy helmet. The style is an acquired taste for many, but its effectiveness is proven.
Hidden Ones' Mask	Helmet	Raven	The mask of an outfit worn by the original Egyptian Hidden Ones in the first century AD.
Galloglach Helm	Helmet	Wolf	Sturdy and solid, this mercenary's helm comes from over the Irish Sea.
Magister's Mask	Helmet	Raven	The mask from an outfit last worn by Magister Vitus, a fifth-century Hidden One who oversaw the evacuation of the Brotherhood from England. The fate of Vitus himself remains a mystery.
Mōdraniht Ceremonial Headress	Helmet	Wolf	A terrifying headress to get you into the Yule spirit.
Huntsman Helm	Helmet	Wolf	A helm for a hunter of all manner of prey, be it human or animal.
Brigandine Gauntlets	Bracers	Bear	The marking is meant to inspire courage in the wearer.
Raven Clan Bracers	Bracers	Raven	Sleek bracer that any self-respecting raven would appreciate to preserve its wings.
Thegn's Bracers	Bracers	Bear	A noble way to protect your arms in the throes of battle.
Berserker Bracers	Bracers	Bear	Less to protect and more to keep the wrists and forearms warm and limber throughout the fight.
Carolingian Bracers	Bracers	Bear	Tight leather bracers to keep one's blood pressure stable. It might be useful in case one member gets cut off while fighting.
Hidden Ones' Gloves	Bracers	Raven	The gloves of an outfit worn by the original Egyptian Hidden Ones in the first century AD.
Mentor's Vambrace	Bracers	Raven	The vambraces of a Hidden Ones' outfit from 4th century Roman Britain, worn by one who had achieved the rank of Mentor. The identity of this Mentor is unknown.
Galloglach Bracers	Bracers	Wolf	Light and flexible, these mercenary's bracers comes from over the Irish Sea.
Magister's Vambraces	Bracers	Raven	Vambraces from an outfit last worn by Magister Vitus, a fifth-century Hidden One who oversaw the evacuation of the Brotherhood from England. The fate of Vitus himself remains a mystery.
Thor's Gauntlets	Bracers	Bear	Only by wearing all of Thor's armor will these gauntlets allow you to wield Thor's mighty Mjolnir.
Mōdraniht Ceremonial Bracers	Bracers	Wolf	Keep your arms warm with the blood of your sacrifices.
Huntsman Vambraces	Bracers	Wolf	Vambraces for one who lives in the wilder parts of the world.
Brigandine Trousers	Pants	Bear	Offers warmth and a great range of mobility during combat.
Raven Clan Breeches	Pants	Raven	Well-made pants, but not overly adorned.
Hidden Ones' Leggings	Pants	Raven	The pants of an outfit worn by the original Egyptian Hidden Ones in the first century AD.
Thegn's Breeches	Pants	Bear	A pair of fine, warm pants befitting one of high standing.
Mentor's Trousers	Pants	Raven	The trousers of a Hidden Ones' outfit from 4th century Roman Britain, worn by one who had achieved the rank of Mentor. The identity of this Mentor is unknown.
Carolingian Pants	Pants	Bear	Simple pants whose flexible material and sturdy construction allow for an easier time on long voyages.
Galloglach Trousers	Pants	Wolf	Strong yet comfortable, these mercenary's pants comes from over the Irish Sea.
Thor's Breeches	Pants	Bear	Pants of the highest quality. Made for a god's journey into mystery.
Magister's Trousers	Pants	Raven	The trousers from an outfit last worn by Magister Vitus, a fifth-century Hidden One who oversaw the evacuation of the Brotherhood from England. The fate of Vitus himself remains a mystery.
Mōdraniht Ceremonial Trousers	Pants	Wolf	Crafted from the thickest leather for maximum warmth.
Berserker Breeches	Pants	Bear	Made of bear hide and shaped to allow freedom of movement, while covering the important parts.
Huntsman Breeches	Pants	Wolf	A sturdy pair of pants designed for long treks and rough country living.
Gothic Crown	Helmet	Raven	Legend says that whoever wears this crown would be able to rule over the world of man with an iron fist.
Hel's Damnation Bracers	Bracers	Bear	Most foes will think twice before raising their sword against you, after seeing those hellish chains on your bracers.
Hel's Damnation Helm	Helmet	Bear	This helmet could very well be the long last crown of Muspelheim. Maybe.
Huldufolk Helm	Helmet	Raven	Not as ostentatious as other helmet designs, which suits the purpose of those wearing it quite well.
Gothic Bracers	Bracers	Raven	Gauntlets in good condition aside from a finger which bears marks of a burning ring. No one knows what really happened.
Gothic Hood	Cloak	Raven	Torn passages of the Book of Revelation are apposed to both sides of these pauldrons, to remind anyone of the Last Judgement's scourges.
Niflheim Hood	Cloak	Raven	Not only practical to ward off the wind, but also blowing snow, hail and rain in equal measure.
Niflheim Armor	Torso	Raven	In the realm of eternal mists, remember that there are worse things to fends off [sic] than the cold.
Hearthweru Armor	Torso	Wolf	An elite guard must stand out from the common warriors. This armor marks you as a peerless fighter that stands above others.
Hearthweru Bracers	Bracers	Wolf	Showing the patterns on one's bracers could allow you to pass guarded locations... depending on who you show it to.
Hearthweru Pants	Pants	Wolf	Hidden layers of padding and mail links provide extra protection to defend against knaves attempting to hamstring you.
Hearthweru Hood	Cloak	Wolf	Be it for a lord's guard or for a lowly farmer, a hood is always a must-have when outdoors.
Draugr Helm	Helmet	Wolf	A helm designed to emulate a skull, or perhaps a helm meant to draw out one's death essence for all to see?
Draugr Hood	Cloak	Wolf	Onlookers can get a glimpse of Hel lurking beneath the hood. In this case, Hel is also looking back at them.
Draugr Armor	Torso	Wolf	Clad in raiment reeking of death, it is easy to assume someone was buried with it and returned to the living.
Draugr Bracers	Bracers	Wolf	The grip offered by these is surprisingly good. One could say it is as strong as the grip of death itself.
Draugr Pants	Pants	Wolf	Sturdy, if somewhat dirty and ragged-looking attire. Wearers should not fear getting dirtier.
Huldufolk Hood	Cloak	Raven	One's features cannot fully be covered by a simple hood, but with a little extra cloth, the disguise is complete.
Huldufolk Armor	Torso	Raven	The finish on the metal pieces has been malted, the cloth kept dark, and any excess fabric removed. Perfect for ambushes.
Huldufolk Bracers	Bracers	Raven	Made with ample room to conceal weaponry for those less than honest in fights in the middle of the night.
Huldufolk Trousers	Pants	Raven	Do not let the embroidery fool you. This piece of attire is just as practical as any other, but more stylish.
Valkyrie Helm	Helmet	Bear	This winged headpiece feels like it can encourage those around you to higher levels of bravery and skill.
Valkyrie Cloak	Cloak	Bear	Made only of the finest materials, this would not appear out of place in the greatest of halls.
Valkyrie Armor	Torso	Bear	A richly decorated, yet functional, suit of armor fit to grace those heralding foes to the afterlife.
Valkyrie Bracers	Bracers	Bear	Solid enough to deflect blows and yet intricate enough to inspire awe in onlookers.
Valkyrie Leggings	Pants	Bear	One could not wish for better workmanship or sturdier attire before heading off to battle.
Einherjar Helm	Helmet	Wolf	Iconic Norse helmet allowing to hide one's expression. Perfect to remain stoic in the face of adversity.
Einherjar Hood	Cloak	Wolf	The embroideries and the vibrant red fabric used for this hood indicate its royal origins.
Einherjar Armor	Torso	Wolf	Magnificent tunic made by a skilled weaver. It is a shame that is now covered by blood.
Einherjar Bracers	Bracers	Wolf	The weight added to these bracers increases one's strength when charging a heavy hit.
Einherjar Pants	Pants	Wolf	These elegant boots confer class to their owner when stomping on enemies' dead bodies.
Hearthweru Helmet	Helmet	Wolf	A sturdy, yet practical, helmet design. This stylish piece of headgear covers the face and neck in a protective steel shell.
Hel's Damnation Hood	Cloak	Bear	The countless number of battles took a toll on the fabric of this hood, yet it remains serviceable.
Hel's Damnation Armor	Torso	Bear	Plenty of swords were broken trying to pierce through these fiery iron plates, the last chance of survival of their owners going up in smoke.
Hel's Damnation Pants	Pants	Bear	These sturdy boots make it nearly impossible for enemies to harm your legs. They also work wonders in preventing ankle sprains.
Niflheim Helmet	Helmet	Raven	This helmet invokes a tiny fraction of the cold that helped shape Midgard into the land you now know.
Niflheim Bracers	Bracers	Raven	Warmth and protection are always a priority no matter the realm you reside in. These offer more than enough of both.
Niflheim Pants	Pants	Raven	When threading [sic?] through snowfields, you can always rely on this rugged set of attire to do the work.
Gothic Armor	Torso	Raven	An armor seemingly made of nightmares and countless sinners who lost hope. Please not that you will probably need to slaughter additional sinners to enhance it.
Gothic Pants	Pants	Raven	Reda mentioned that these breathable greaves belonged to one of the horsemen of the Apocalypse. No one can underestimate the importance of a comfy armor set even while spreading chaos and death.
Saint George's Cape	Cloak	Bear	In extremely good condition considering its age.
Saint George's Bracers	Bracers	Bear	These ancient bracers fit you as though you were always destined to wear them.
Saint George's Trousers	Pants	Bear	Remarkably clean for an ancient pair of trousers.
Saint George's Armor	Torso	Bear	Worn by George of Lydda while he smote the dragon.
Saint George's Great Helm	Helmet	Bear	There are several dents from the battles fought by George of Lydda.
Taranis Hood	Cloak	Wolf	No sparks ever dance across the surface of this material, no matter how furiously you brush it.
Taranis Helmet	Helmet	Wolf	It seems as if the very essence of a god is contained within this helm, imbuing the wearer with mysterious power.
Taranis Bracers	Bracers	Wolf	A set of bracers crafted from unknown materials of exquisite quality and channeling lightning that is harmless to the wearer.
Taranis Armor	Torso	Wolf	The craftsman who made this had skill and technique above any who dwell in Midgard, past and present.
Taranis Pants	Pants	Wolf	.
Black Raven Hood	Cloak	Raven	Prophetic visions of the one-eyed god seem to indicate he wore similar apparel, himself...
Black Raven Helmet	Helmet	Raven	A sturdy and artistically made helmet in the manner of a raven's head. Many wonder if this represents Huginn or Muninn.
Black Raven Bracers	Bracers	Raven	Sturdy and comfortable, yet large enough to hide all manner of objects and secrets within and away from prying eyes.
Black Raven Armor	Torso	Raven	Despite its lightweight construction to avoid hindering movement, this armor greatly aids in deflecting the worst of blows.
Black Raven Pants	Pants	Raven	One who stalks the night to find prey should look no further for good muffled gear to wear, no matter the environment.

Valhalla Weapons

Variation

An attempt to list variations based on the image files.

• 'X' indicate the image exists with that tier's name, but the weapon is not known.
• The Origins image indicate double checking is needed.
• The Valhalla image indicate the image is ready for posting.

Type of Gear	Name	Fine	Superior	Flawless	Mythical
Spear	Fafnir's Fang
Spear	Fyrd Spear
Spear	Svipul
Spear	Areadbhair
Spear	Carolingian Pike
Spear	Cadfarch Spear
Seax	Hundtoth
Seax	Suttungr's Claw
Seax	Ljosalfar Blade
Seax	Kopis
Seax	Drengiligr
Great Sword	Doppelhander
Great Sword	Scimitar
Great Sword	Swordfish
Flail	Hag's Bite
Dane Axe	Bone-Maul
Dane Axe	Skadi's Blade
Dane Axe	Vordr's Bite
Dane Axe	Hemming's Axe
Dane Axe	Sharp Stick
Light Shield	Blodwulf
Light Shield	Sleipnir Shield	File:ACV Sleipnir Shield.png
Light Shield	Spartan Shield
Hunter Bow	Hunnish Bow
Hunter Bow	Death-Speaker
Hunter Bow	Sagittarius Bow
Hunter Bow	Magyar Hunting Bow
Hunter Bow	Einherjar Bow
Hunter Bow	Dreka Bow
Hunter Bow	Dokkalfar Bow
Hunter Bow	Arc of Elan
Light Bow	Skadi's Wrath
Light Bow	Viper Bow
Light Bow	Iron-Cloud
Light Bow	Spartan Bow
Light Bow	Hunbeorht's Bow
Light Bow	Death-Skald
Predator Bow	Recurve Bow
Predator Bow	Longbow
Predator Bow	Needler
Predator Bow	Shadow-Strike
Predator Bow	Holmegaard Bow
Predator Bow	The Mark of Sol
Predator Bow	Bullseye
Predator Bow	Petra's Arc
Bearded Axe	Fyrd Axe

Descriptions

Based on screenshots of my lovely contact. I know some have pages already, it's to help with sifting through the images.

Name	Type of Gear	Class	Description
Suttungr's Claw	Seax	Wolf	The symbols and runes on the handle of this beautifully carved knife recount the life of Suttungr, the proud Jotun who defended his home against Odin's malevolence.
Hundtoth	Seax	Bear	This sharp knife leaves gaping wounds in the flesh of its victims, very similar to the bite marks of wild dogs.
Kopis	Seax	Raven	A blade from an earlier era. Thin, sharp and curved in a manner to bite more deeply into the flesh.
Vordr's Bite	Dane Axe	Bear	Armed with this weapon, the wardens of our hugr may guard us from birth to death. But until they come to claim it, it's yours.
Hemming's Axe	Dane Axe	Wolf	Axe of Jarl Hemming, father to Vili. Given to Eivor with profound appreciation.
Carolingian Pike	Spear	Wolf	This winged spear is what a warrior wants in a shield wall: a sturdy pole and broad pointy blade.
Fyrd Spear	Spear	Raven	A simple weapon for a simple task. Wielded by farmers in defense of whoever happens to be on the throne that month.
Spartan Shield	Light Shield	Bear	An ancient shield that can withstand the passage of time itself.
Cadfarch Spear	Spear	Raven	Ceremonial spear of Cadfarch, father to Ynyr. Used against the Norse since the incursions of Ivarr the Boneless into Wales.
Mōdraniht Ceremonial Shield	Light Shield	Bear	A nice light shield that won't weight you down while you're drinking.
Mōdraniht Ceremonial Seax	Seax	Bear	Generally used for animal sacrifice but works just as well on humans.
Blodwulf	Light Shield	Wolf	Soma of Grantebridge took this shield as a prize the first time she captured the city. Given to Eivor as a gift.
Fafnir's Fang	Spear	Wolf	A sturdy spear named for the greedy dragon who sits atop his hoard of treasure.
Doppelhander	Great Sword	Raven	A hefty blade from the continent, made for two hands ... or one very large one.
Arc of Elan	Hunter Bow	Wolf	A gift from Birstan. One of his prized bows, he had it made to precise specifications to bring down fleet prey.
Skadi's Wrath	Light Bow	Bear	A light bow from the Kingdom of Mercia. Precise and rapid.
Recurve Bow	Predator Bow	Raven	Once wielded by the soldiers of King Eirik of Hordaland, this fine bow fell into mercenary hands after the king's defeat at Hafrsfjord.
Petra's Arc	Predator Bow	Wolf	A bow of remarkable lightness, strength and versatility. Given by Petra in honor of Eivor's defeat of all the great prey.
Viper Bow	Light Bow	Raven	Not poisonous but just as deadly.
Death-Skald	Light Bow	Bear	A bow that writes tales of death and is never short of new material.
The Mark of Sol	Predator Bow	Raven	Staring too long into the daystar imprints a black spot in the eye.
Hunnish Bow	Hunter Bow	Wolf	A classic bow used for hunting deer. Quite useful in a battle as well.
Bullseye	Predator Bow	Raven	Discovered inside Crepelgate Fort, this bow has unmatched accuracy and once belonged to Avgos, an expert marksman.
Longbow	Predator Bow	Wolf	A standard longbow once wielded by the soldiers of the now-defunct Kingdom of Lindsey. Simple, effective, and deadly.
Hunbeorht's Bow	Light Bow	Bear	Cut from the finest alder trees in Lincolnscire. Given to Eivor by Aelfgar.
Sagittarius Bow	Hunter Bow	Wolf	A composite bow used long ago by the Roman legions stationed along Hadrian's Wall.
Iron-Cloud	Light Bow	Raven	This weapon promises gray skies and a shower of iron arrowheads.
Death-Speaker	Hunter Bow	Raven	Send a message straight to the head.
Needler	Predator Bow	Wolf	A small bow with a big string.
Svipul	Spear	Wolf	A spear said to bestow uncanny aim upon its wielder, as if fate itself were guiding their hands.
Areadbhair	Spear	Wolf	Legends say this spear has a life of its own and an unquenchable thirst for blood.
Ljosalfar Blade	Seax		A marvelous blade with steel as polished as glass. Said to have been created in Alfheimr.
Scimitar	Great Sword	Bear	A unique weapon from the East, its curved blade makes it effective when both slashing and thrusting.
Hag's Bite	Flail	Wolf	This atypical weapon is made of thick bramble wood. Its striking color suggests that its sap contains a deadly poison.
Bone-Maul	Dane Axe	Wolf	The axe head has been crafted from the bones of a whale. The Helm of Awe is carved into the blade, most likely to please the gods.
Swordfish	Great Sword	Wolf	A surprisingly fresh fish that can be used as a weapon.
Sleipnir Shield	Light Shield	Wolf	A shield so light it allows its wielder to move at a speed reminiscent of Odin's steed.
Magyar Hunting Bow	Hunter Bow	Raven	An ancient reflex bow from Eastern Europe. Made from deer antlers and maple wood.
Dreka Bow	Hunter Bow	Wolf	Magnificent bow whose dragon head stands arrogantly in front of enemies, like a figurehood stands against the impact of waves.
Spartan Bow	Light Bow	Bear	The flexibility of this traditional reflex bow is a natural fit for warriors who want to improve their horseback archery skills.
Shadow-Strike	Predator Bow	Raven	This deadly bow allows its owner to strike his prey as quickly as the cold of night pierces human flesh.
Holmegaard Bow	Predator Bow	Raven	The unique design of the Holmegaard bow makes it a formidable weapon to inflict deadly wounds from afar.
Dokkalfar Bow	Hunter Bow	Wolf	According to legend, this bow was crafted by dark elves from the sacret roots of Yggdrasil.
Surtr Sword	Great Sword	Bear	This weapon is believed to be the legendary sword of Surtr, the fire Giant. Forged in Muspelheim to set Asgard on fire during Ragnarök.
Skadi's Blade	Dane Axe	Bear	A stylish axe named after the Jotun of winter. Either made as an offering or to dedicate every blow to the goddess it is named after.
Sinner Skull	Flail	Raven	A gruesome skull attached to a length of chain. Clearly a message saying that anyone who stands front of you [sic] will immediately kiss the frozen lips of death.
Broken Wings	Light Shield	Raven	Finest representation of a fallen angel is broken wings, to which are apposed two iconic purity seals.
Gilded Shield	Light Shield	Wolf	Either looted from some treasure vault or crafted on demand with only the finest materials, this shield remains effective while being ostentatious.
Frostruin	Flail	Raven	Made with a solid piece of primordial ice, this weapon is said to mercilessly freeze those it strikes.
Icewall	Heavy Shield	Wolf	Rumors say this shield was cold-forged in Niflheim. That it can stand to the most powerful blows is proof of its strength.
Múspell's Wall	Heavy Shield	Bear	The skull [sic] of all the enemies slain by the Giants have been forged into this shield, to warn any reckless foe of his grim future.
Bannermen's Spear	Spear	Wolf	People carrying flags into battle would be targeted first, but this sturdy veriation will make for quite a surprise to would-ve assailants.
Sharp Stick	Dane Axe	Bear	A dangerous stick. Goad your enemies into submission.
Drengiligr	Seax	Wolf	A legendary weapon once wielded by the legendary Ragnar Lothbrok. Only a drengr would understand.
Einherjar Bow	Hunter Bow	Wolf	This bow has been named in homage to all the warriors slain in battle and who will fight again alongside the gods at Ragnarok.
Saint George's Tower Shield	Heavy Shield	Bear	There are dents that are said to be from the dragon's bite but it might also be from arrows.
Saint George's Holy Sword	Great Sword	Bear	Legends says that the sword's blade and hilt came from the lance that Saint George used to slay the dragon.
God's Ire	Light Shield	Wolf	The frowning visage of a god is a terrible thing to behold. Engraving one on a shield will cause foes to hesitate, if not flee entirely, before you.
The Thunderer	Bearded Axe	Wolf	Taranis is known as the Thunderer to his believers. This weapon is so named for the thunderous impact it has when slammed into one's foes.
Raven's Beak	Predator Bow	Raven	The perfect weapon for a killer. Deadly at range, silent when used and lightweight to carry across long distances.
Véurr	Light Shield	Raven	Sometimes, discretion is not the better part of valor. When that happens, a sturdy shield will go a long way to help.

Rebellion

Materials

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  Solid Thread
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  Fabric
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  Rich Fabric
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  Italian Fabric

Heroes

Hero	Status
Tariq al-Nasr
Ysabel Lomelin
Constanza Ramos	Ready
Andrea Cortés
Qasim al-Dani
Jorge Díaz
Faris al-Saffar
Angela Carillo
Luisa Gallego
Mayya al-Dabbaj
Gershon Deloya	Ready
Beatriz de Navarrete
Sayyid al-Abbas
Magdalena Suárez	Ready
Luciano Cavazza	Ready
Baltasar de León
Mario Auditore	Ready
Muza ben Abel Gazan
Kensa
Maria Thorpe	Ready
Claudia Auditore da Firenze	Ready
Alexios
Edward Thatch	Ready
Niccolò Machiavelli	Ready
María	Ready
Ishak Pasha
Najma Alayza	Ready
Aya of Alexandria	Ready
Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad	Ready
Edward Kenway
Mary Read	Ready
Adéwalé	Ready
Bayek	Ready

Valhalla Miscellanea

Standing stones

Actually, these seem to be randomized. What fun.

• Eivor: I feel something... light and heat.
• Eivor: A strange energy here...
• Eivor: What strange forces work here...
• Eivor: There is a force here. Invisible.
• Eivor: Such odd energies... lying here unseen.

Flyting

Augusta the Cheerful

Brother Quiescis

Chadwick, Monger of Gossip

Fergal the Faceless

Hogg the Burly

Jungulf

Manning, Fighter of Wolves

Ove the Scarred

Ratatosk

Stigr The Amorous

Thor

Offering Altars

Aside from Cedd's Stone, no other offering altars have anything but the same scene of Eivor making an offering. Upon further look, this small scene seems to be a part of Green Children of Anglia.

Location	Offering
Cedd's Stone	200x Silver
Cerneley Altar	3x Hare's Foot
Dobby's Altar	5x Fabric
Elisdon Altar	10x Bullhead (small)
Mam Tor Stone	3x Titanium
Nymdesfelda	10x Bullhead (small)
Saint Leonard's Altar	50x Leather
The Wroeken	5x Brown Trout (small)
Walhdenu Altar	50x Iron Ore
Ymir's Altar (Asgard)	30x Ymir's Tear Stone
Ymir's Altar (Jotunheim)	33x Ymir's Blood Stone

Ingots

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