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Age is Just a Number was a virtual representation of one of Kassandra's genetic memories, relived by Layla Hassan through the Portable Animus HR-8.5.
Auxesia:A misthios! Well, aren't you a sight to my aged eyes. Young. Energetic. Perhaps I should just pay for your body instead of your help.
Kassandra:Watch yourself. That's not my line of work.
Auxesia:Forgive me. I'm amazed the gods would send someone so well-suited to help me, but who is also so appealing to my physically.
Kassandra:All things get better with age, don't they? Even you.
Auxesia:The Oracle said that if I'm to live a long and happy life. I need to stay young... at heart. But I musn't lose focus. I need your help more than your magnificent body.
Kassandra:I'm glad to hear it.
Auxesia:Koragos, my husband, is having some difficulties keeping up with my hunger for... pleasure.
Kassandra:I imagine any man would.
Auxesia:Oh, I have many lovers, but he's my soulmate. When we're together, it's indescribable.
Kassandra:Then don't describe it.
Auexesia:When we were younger, we would run into the moonlight forest, shed our clothes, and pleasure each other until sunrise. Our howls of ecstasy would echo throughout the valleys.
Kassandra:By the gods, woman, I said spare me the details.
Auxesia:I wasn't a tough-looking mercenary to be so squeamish about a little fun.
Kassandra:I hope I'm as feisty as you at your age.
Auxesia:I'm feistier now than I've ever been.
Kassandra:What does this have to do with me?
Auxesia:I've learned of a powerful elixir, which if consumed will give someone the vigor and stamina of Eros. If you can gather me the ingredients, I can make it for my husband.
Kassandra:All right, I'll find the ingredients... If you promise to keep your nocturnal activities to yourself.
Auxesia:I have some drachmae, and Koragos has more. If you can bring me some bear scrotum and a deer tongue, I can make the elixir.
Kassandra:Oh, is that all you need?
Auxesia:Don't worry, I'll reward you well. I'm sure Koragos will be thankful also.
Kassandra:Where can I find a bear near here?
Auxesia:I heard there's a cave near the sanctuary that a large male bear has claimed.
Kassandra:Are there any deer nearby?
Auxesia:This is Phokis, there's deer all over the place.
Kassandra:This elixir sounds odd. Where did you learn about it?
Auxesia:Why, the Pythia told me about it. She's so wise, solving a problem I didn't even know I'd have.
Kassandra:I'll be back with the ingredients soon.
Kassandra travelled north to recover the items. She killed a bear and recovered its scrotum.
Kassandra:This smells awful. Who would drink an elixir made from this?
She then killed a dear and recovered its tongue.
Kassandra:What kind of elixir uses ingredients like this?
Kassandra returned to Auxesia in Delphi, who was now standing with an elderly man.
Auxesia:Misthios, you're back. And not a moment too soon.
Kassandra:I got what you asked for.
Koragos:Who is this, Auxesia?
Auxesia:This is the misthios who's going to reignite our spark, my love.
Koragos:Oh no! We've been going through this, I can't satisfy you anymore. You're going to kill me with your lust.
Auxesia:Nonsense. I'm going to make you an elixir that will give you the vigor of a man a fraction of your age.
Koragos:Gods save me. I cannot do this anymore.
Kassandra:By all the gods, will someone just pay me? If I hear any more of this talk I'm going to be sick.
Auxesia:Bah! Young people. They don't understand true love. Here, this should be more than enough.
Kassandra:My thanks.
Auxesia:Come, Koragos. I'll mix the elixir. You get the oils ready.
Kassandra:Your husband is tired. Allow me to satisfy your hunger.
Auxesia:I've never been with a mercenary before. Very well, let's see what you're made of.
Kassandra entered the Chora with Auxesia, where they spent the whole day in. Kassandra came out of the house.
Koragos:Did she... have fun?
Kassandra:That should hold her for a few days at least.
Koragos:Thank you, mithios. Here, take this as payment. You've more than earned it.
Kassandra:I don't need any payment. I'm just glad I could help.
Auxesia:You are too kind, misthios. The gods have truly blessed me by crossing our paths.
Kassandra:You two have fun... but not too much fun.
Outcome
Kassandra helped Auxesia to recover ingredients needed for a elixir to satisfy her hunger for pleasure.