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{{Era|Memories|ACOD}} | {{Era|Memories|ACOD}} | ||
{{Memory Infobox | {{Memory Infobox | ||
|previous = [[Designated Rider]] | |previous = [[Designated Rider]] | ||
|next = [[Across the Border]] | |next = [[Across the Border]] | ||
|image = Kassandra_sore_from_an_olisbos.png | |image = Kassandra_sore_from_an_olisbos.png | ||
|description = ''[[Alkibiades]] left an {{Wiki|Dildo|olisbos}} at a woman's home. He asked [[Kassandra]] to retrieve it without the woman finding out. He claimed she would want to keep it for herself.'' | |||
|appearance = ''[[Assassin's Creed: Odyssey]]'' | |appearance = ''[[Assassin's Creed: Odyssey]]'' | ||
|type = Side, Character | |type = Side, Character {{c|[[Alkibiades]]}} | ||
|source = [[Kassandra]] | |source = [[Kassandra]] | ||
|location = [[Athens]], [[Attika]], [[Greece]] | |location = [[Athens]], [[Attika]], [[Greece]] | ||
|date = | |date = 429 BCE–422 BCE}} | ||
}} | |||
'''Rock Hard''' was a virtual representation of one of [[Kassandra]]'s genetic memories, relived by [[Layla Hassan]] through the Portable [[Animus|Animus HR-8.5]]. | '''Rock Hard''' was a virtual representation of one of [[Kassandra]]'s genetic memories, relived by [[Layla Hassan]] through the Portable [[Animus|Animus HR-8.5]]. | ||
==Description== | ==Description== | ||
[[Alkibiades]] | Kassandra met with [[Alkibiades]], who once again has a request for her. | ||
==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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*'''Kassandra:''' ''The drunk politician you had me take home... We ran into a bit of trouble.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''The drunk politician you had me take home... We ran into a bit of trouble.'' | ||
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''That's terrible! I'm glad to see you're OK.'' | *'''Alkibiades:''' ''That's terrible! I'm glad to see you're OK.'' | ||
<tabber> | |||
|-|If the politician had died= | |||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I'm fine, but nature can be cruel. We were attacked by animals, and he was mauled to death.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''I'm fine, but nature can be cruel. We were attacked by animals, and he was mauled to death.'' | ||
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''I see. Well, plans change sometimes.'' | *'''Alkibiades:''' ''I see. Well, plans change sometimes.'' | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''You seem pretty accepting of this.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''You seem pretty accepting of this.'' | ||
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''What else can I do? We should both forget this ever happened. Pretend you never even saw the man.'' | *'''Alkibiades:''' ''What else can I do? We should both forget this ever happened. Pretend you never even saw the man.'' | ||
|-|If Kassandra protected the politician= | |||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Yes, thankfully we both made it out alive.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Yes, thankfully we both made it out alive.'' | ||
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''Oh. I see. Thank you for telling me.'' | *'''Alkibiades:''' ''Oh. I see. Thank you for telling me.'' | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''You seem disappointed.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''You seem disappointed.'' | ||
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''I'm just... impressed you were able to save the both of you.'' | *'''Alkibiades:''' ''I'm just... impressed you were able to save the both of you.'' | ||
</tabber> | |||
Kassandra changed the subject. | Kassandra changed the subject. | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''You said you needed something?'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''You said you needed something?'' | ||
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''Ah, to business already? Fine, it's simple enough, really. There's an item that holds great sentimental value I'd like you to retrieve.'' | *'''Alkibiades:''' ''Ah, to business already? Fine, it's simple enough, really. There's an item that holds great sentimental value I'd like you to retrieve.'' | ||
<tabber> | <tabber> | ||
|-|I'll get it for you.= | |-|I'll get it for you.= | ||
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*'''Kassandra:''' ''That seems a bit emotional, even for you. You've gone soft.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''That seems a bit emotional, even for you. You've gone soft.'' | ||
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''I'm anything but ''soft,'' I assure you.'' | *'''Alkibiades:''' ''I'm anything but ''soft,'' I assure you.'' | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Focus, Alkibiades. What is an ''olisbos?'' '' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Focus, Alkibiades. What is an ''{{Wiki|dildo|olisbos}}?'' '' | ||
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''It brings... pleasure. When my body grows too tired after a long night, having one of these can let the fun continue.'' | *'''Alkibiades:''' ''It brings... pleasure. When my body grows too tired after a long night, having one of these can let the fun continue.'' | ||
}} | }} | ||
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(Back to dialogue choice one) | (Back to dialogue choice one) | ||
</tabber> | </tabber> | ||
(If players asked "Why can't you get the ''olisbos'' yourself?") | (If players asked "Why can't you get the ''olisbos'' yourself?") | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''You're a big boy. Get it yourself?'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''You're a big boy. Get it yourself?'' | ||
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*'''Alkibiades:''' ''There's a small chance the woman may wish to keep it for herself... to spite me. It may be best to go unseen and hurry back. She lives east of here.'' | *'''Alkibiades:''' ''There's a small chance the woman may wish to keep it for herself... to spite me. It may be best to go unseen and hurry back. She lives east of here.'' | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Don't worry, you'll have it in your hands soon.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Don't worry, you'll have it in your hands soon.'' | ||
Kassandra infiltrated the nearby [[House of Solon]] and retrieved the stone olisbos from a chest. | Kassandra infiltrated the nearby [[House of Solon]] and retrieved the stone olisbos from a chest. | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''It's made out of stone... I guess that could work.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''It's made out of stone... I guess that could work.'' | ||
She hurried back to Alkibiades. | She hurried back to Alkibiades. | ||
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''Ah, that's it in your hand! You brought it.'' | *'''Alkibiades:''' ''Ah, that's it in your hand! You brought it.'' | ||
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*'''Kassandra:''' ''This was never yours, was it? You had me steal it.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''This was never yours, was it? You had me steal it.'' | ||
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''We didn't just steal an ''olisbos''—we stole a family heirloom and a husband's confidence. Without it, he'll be focused on his wife instead of his business. I think she'll enjoy the change of pace.'' | *'''Alkibiades:''' ''We didn't just steal an ''olisbos''—we stole a family heirloom and a husband's confidence. Without it, he'll be focused on his wife instead of his business. I think she'll enjoy the change of pace.'' | ||
<tabber> | <tabber> | ||
|-|You're clever.= | |-|You're clever.= | ||
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*'''Kassandra:''' ''That's not how it feels.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''That's not how it feels.'' | ||
</tabber> | </tabber> | ||
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''The only thing that matters is you retrieved the ''olisbos'' and helped me a great deal.'' | *'''Alkibiades:''' ''The only thing that matters is you retrieved the ''olisbos'' and helped me a great deal.'' | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''And what about me?'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''And what about me?'' | ||
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''Now, now. We wash each other's backs, don't we? There's a reason you never turn me down, after all. How about I show you how this ''olisbos'' can make all the difference?'' | *'''Alkibiades:''' ''Now, now. We wash each other's backs, don't we? There's a reason you never turn me down, after all. How about I show you how this ''olisbos'' can make all the difference?'' | ||
<tabber> | <tabber> | ||
|-|Let's do it.= | |-|Let's do it.= | ||
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Alkibiades paid Kassandra for her help and left despondently. | Alkibiades paid Kassandra for her help and left despondently. | ||
</tabber> | </tabber> | ||
==Outcome== | |||
Kassandra helped Alkibiades to recover his ''olisbos''. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery widths="180" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center"> | <gallery widths="180" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center"> | ||
ACOD House of Solon.jpg| | ACOD House of Solon.jpg|The House of Solon | ||
Tavern north of Athens.png| | Tavern north of Athens.png|The Tavern in Athens | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
Rock Hard was a virtual representation of one of Kassandra's genetic memories, relived by Layla Hassan through the Portable Animus HR-8.5.
Kassandra met with Alkibiades, who once again has a request for her.
Kassandra walked past a tavern in northern Athens and encountered Alkibiades once more.
Kassandra changed the subject.
(If players asked "Why can't you get the olisbos yourself?")
(If players asked "What's so special about it?")
(If players asked "Where do you get your stamina?")
(Leave – I'll go get it.)
Kassandra infiltrated the nearby House of Solon and retrieved the stone olisbos from a chest.
She hurried back to Alkibiades.
Kassandra got irritated.
They went inside the empty tavern and fornicated while using the olisbos. After a couple of hours they went back outside fully dressed up again. Kassandra, feeling sore from the experience, tries to stretch and move around.
Alkibiades paid Kassandra for her help [and the fun] and left smiling.
Kassandra helped Alkibiades to recover his olisbos.
