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| description = ''Victory was assured for [[Sparta]] with [[Testikles]] as their champion in the [[Pankration]]. [[Kassandra]] just needed to get him to the [[Olympic Games|Olympics]].''
'''Delivering a Champion''' was a virtual representation of one of [[Kassandra]]'s genetic memories, relived by [[Layla Hassan]] through the Portable [[Animus|Animus HR-8.5]].
'''Delivering a Champion''' was a virtual representation of one of [[Kassandra]]'s genetic memories, relived by [[Layla Hassan]] through the Portable [[Animus|Animus HR-8.5]].
==Description==
==Description==
Victory was assured for [[Sparta]] with [[Testikles]] as their champion in the {{Wiki|Pankration}}. Kassandra just needed to get him to the [[Olympic Games|Olympics]].
Escorting the [[Sparta]]n [[Pankration]] champion to the [[Olympic Games]] of 428 BCE, and ensuring that Sparta won, was easier said than done.
==Dialogue==
==Dialogue==
As instructed by King [[Pausanias of Sparta|Pausanias]], Kassandra met with the pankration [[Alkon|trainer]] to provide an escort for Sparta's fighting champion to the Olympics.
*'''Alkon:''' ''You're new. If it's training you want, we don't just take anyone.''
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|-|You couldn't teach me anything.=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Do I look like I need training? I was sent by King Pausanias to collect the pankration champion.''
*'''Alkon:''' ''My apologies, I didn't realize you were here for Testikles.''
{{#tag:tabber|
You should be more careful.=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Next time think before opening you mouth.''
*'''Alkon:''' ''Typical Spartan... Don't understand that honey can get you more than vinegar.''
{{!}}-{{!}}
Misunderstandings happen.=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Don't worry about it. I don't exactly look the part.''
*'''Alkon:''' ''If I may offer some advice before you get him, Testikles can be... difficult. A gift of oil is known to put a person on his good side.''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Oil?''
*'''Alkon:''' ''A muscle rub. He believes it imbues him with the power of [[Herakles]]. Look in the [[Village of Gytheion]]. His favorite [[merchant]] is there.''
}}
|-|Sounds exclusive.=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I'd appreciate training with a master such as yourself, but that's not why I'm here.''
*'''Alkon:''' ''Oh?''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''King Pausanias asked me to bring the pankration champion to Elis.''
*'''Alkon:''' ''Forgive me. I didn't know a royal messenger was coming. I'm Alkon, Testikles's trainer.''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Kassandra of Sparta.''
*'''Alkon:''' ''If I may offer some advice before you get him, Testikles can be... difficult. A gift of oil is known to put a person on his good side.''
*'''Kassandra:''''' Oil?''
*'''Alkon:''' ''A muscle rub. He believes it imbues him with the power of [[Herakles]]. Look in the [[Village of Gytheion]]. His favorite merchant is there.''
</tabber>
[[File:ACOD Kassandra and Alkon.png|thumb|250px|Kassandra speaking to Alkon]]
(If "What's Testikles like?" is chosen.)
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Winning the {{Wiki|Olive wreath|wreath}} is important for Sparta. You think he can do it?''
*'''Alkon:''' ''The other day he knocked out six [[Human|men]] and a bull... and he only went to the market to buy fruit. That's why I had to send him to the island.''
(If "Where can I find Testikles?" is chosen.)
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Where can I find your champion?''
*'''Alkon:''' ''I sent Testikles to train on a small island in the [[Bay of Hades]]. It's good for him there—isolated. Away from people. Look for the [[Shipwreck of Nestor]] on the southern shore.''
(If "What is pankration?" is chosen.)
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Can you tell me anything about pankration?''
*'''Alkon:''' ''It's a mix of boxing and wrestling, a fearsome test of skill. Champions come from the farthest corners of the world to compete in Olympia... but not all walk away.''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I can't wait to see it.''
(Leave – "I'm leaving")
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I need to get this champion of yours to Elis. I hope he lives up to your promise.''
*'''Alkon:''' ''Oh he will. Look for his camp on the southernmost island in [[Messenia]]. Good luck!''
Kassandra took her leave of Alkon.
(If Kassandra was rude to Alkon and he did not tell her about the oil, the related quest objective and interactions will be skipped. She will leave to find Testikles right away.)
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I should get that oil. Anything that'll make it easier to get Testikles to the Olympics.''
Arriving at the Village of Gytheion, Kassandra found the oil maker's assistant with the help of [[Ikaros]].
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I see her.''
She overheard her talking to herself.
*'''Slave:''' ''Another slow day... I hope he comes back soon.''
Kassandra stood and smelled the completed mixture it before filling a jar with it.
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I hope he appreciates this. It smells so good I almost want to keep it for myself.''
:'''Body Oil'''<br>''This is a wonderfully aromatic oil specially mixed for pankrationists.''
{{!}}-{{!}}
This is too much trouble.=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''That's too much trouble. Testikles can live without his oil.''
The slave was vexed.
*'''Slave:''' ''After all that—nearly throwing away my freedom—it was too much work for you? ''Maláka''! Get out.''
The slave spat before her.
}}
|-|Can't we work something out?=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I know I'm asking for a lot, but I need this oil now. I could come back and talk to your master—maybe explain the situation?''
*'''Slave:''' ''What choice do I have? It's not bad, this life, if I have to stay... I'll give you the recipe, but that's as far as I go. You make it yourself.''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I can do that.''
*'''Slave:''' ''Light a fire, and gently heat oil of [[Athena]] to aid the infusion. When it's warm, just add a touch of cinnamon.''
(After saying "I can pay you.")
*'''Slave:''' ''Light a fire, and gently heat oil of [[Athena]]. This will aid the infusion. Once the oil is warm, add a rose petal, and it's done.''
{{#tag:tabber|
Let's make some oil.=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Thank you.''
*'''Slave:''' ''I hope it's worth my freedom.''
[[File:ACOD Pankration Oil preparation.png|thumb|250px|Kassandra attempting to make the oil]]
Kassandra walked to the open-air fire nearby with a bowl hanging over it and knelt beside it.
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Let's see if I can get this right.''
{{#tag:tabber|
First, I light a fire.=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''It had to be heated.''
Kassandra stoked the flames and looked over at the two pots of oil nearby.
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Now what oil did I need...''
{{!}}-{{!}}
Fire will burn the oil.=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I don't need to light this...''
Kassandra decided against lighting a fire and looked over at the two pots of oil nearby.
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Now the oil. I think I need...''
}}
{{#tag:tabber|
Oil of Apollo=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Oil of [[Apollo]]? Sounds good.''
She poured it on the pot.
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Now what did I need?''
{{!}}-{{!}}
Oil of Athena=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''This one, the oil of Athena. I'll take some of this.''
She poured it on the pot.
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Almost done. Now to add...''
}}
{{#tag:tabber|
Rose petal=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''For the final touch, a rose petal. Testikles will smell so good.''
{{!}}-{{!}}
Myrrh=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Just a bit of myrrh. Testikles is going to smell great.''
Kassandra stood and smelled the completed mixture it before filling a jar with it.
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I hope he appreciates this. It smells so good I almost want to keep it for myself.''
:'''Body Oil'''<br>''This is a wonderfully aromatic oil specially mixed for pankrationists.''
{{!}}-{{!}}
This is too much trouble.=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''That's too much trouble. Testikles can live without his oil.''
The slave was vexed.
*'''Slave:''' ''After all that—nearly throwing away my freedom—it was too much work for you? ''Maláka''! Get out.''
The slave spat before her.
}}
|-|I can pay you.=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''If it's a question of drachmae, I can pay you for the oil.''
*'''Slave:''' ''It's a question of trust. I know my master. He's kind, but strict. My freedom depends on it.''
Kassandra had to consider another approach.
|-|I won't put you in that position.=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Don't worry. I won't get you into trouble.''
Kassandra decided to make do without the oil and not jeopardize the slave.
</tabber>
Regardless, Kassandra turned away and made for the ''[[Adrestia]].''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Time to get Testikles.''
Kassandra sailed to the island in the Bay of Hades to retrieve Testikles. Ikaros located him near the lone hut on the island.
*'''Kassandra:''' ''That must be Testikles.''
She approached him and heard him muttering to himself as he drank.
*'''Testikles:''' ''Just another drink... For fortification, improves the stamina.''<br>''Testikles!''<br>''Another sip, then training. Good for the constitution.''<br>''Yeah, Testikles the champion!''
[[File:ACOD_Delivering_a_Champion_-_Kassandra_finding_jugs_of_wine.png|thumb|250px|Kassandra finding jugs of wine near the hut]]
As Kassandra eyed the empty wine amphorae, Testikles turned around and walked up to her, jabbing her in the shoulder.
*'''Testikles:''' ''Whadda you want from the great champion Testikles? Can't you see I'm... busy?''
Kassandra adjusted her breastplate where Testikles jabbed her.
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I'm here to take you to the Olympics.''
*'''Testikles:''' ''Olympics? Fuck yeah! I'm gonna be the champion...''
*'''Testikles:''' ''Oh no, can't possible go now.''
He gestured to the amphorae of wine next to him.
*'''Testikles:''' ''Training, see? And I don't know if I'm up to goin' sailin' on your [[Adrestia|boaty]].''
<tabber>
|-|Get on my ship=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Enough. Get on my ship, or I'll drag you there.''
*'''Testikles:''' ''Don't yell at me! I was coming anyway.''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Maláka!''
|-|We sail to victory!=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''There's nothing to be nervous about. We'll be there cheering you on.''
*'''Testikles:''' ''But... what if I don't win?''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''They'll build statues and write poems about you... But first, we need to get you there.''
|-|(Oil made) – I've got your oil.=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I have something for you. A certain oil...''
*'''Testikles:''' ''My oil? Oh, I could kiss you!''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''No. You couldn't.''
{{#tag:tabber|
Here's your oil.=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Here's your oil. Take it.''
Testikles sniffs it.
*'''Testikles:''' ''Ah... Just like mater used to make. Will you rub it on?''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''[[Twelve Gods|Gods]] no. Get on the boat.''
{{!}}-{{!}}
You'll get your oil in Elis.=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I've got your oil... You'll get it when we arrive.''
*'''Testikles:''' ''That's no fair.''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''You don't want to use your special oil before the big fight, do you?''
*'''Testikles:''' ''Good point. Very good point.''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Let's get you to the Olympics, then.''
{{!}}-{{!}}
(If the recipe was botched)=
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Here's your oil.''
*'''Testikles:''' ''Ah... Wait. What is this stinking piss?''
Due to the foul stench of the oil, Testikles once again vomited.
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Are you all right?''
*'''Testikles:''' ''Yeah... Actually feel much better. Cleared my head right up. Time for a little drink to celebrate!''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Sail first, drink later.''
}}
</tabber>
*'''Testikles:''' ''To the Olympics! The people needs me!''
[[File:ACOD Kassandra convinces Testikles.png|thumb|250px|Testikles convinced by Kassandra to board the ''Adrestia'']]
He ran off flinging out his arms, swatting Kassandra to the side. She massaged her collar where Testikles touched her. At the bottom of the hill, he turned to look back at her.
*'''Testikles:''' ''Well? We going?''
Kassandra adjusted her armor once more and muttered to herself.
*'''Kassandra:''' ''He'd better fucking win.''
Kassandra undocked the ship and they began sailing north to Elis.
*'''[[Barnabas]]:''' ''Testikles, it's an honor to sail with you. Your victory at the [[Pythia]]n games is legendary.''
*'''Testikles:''' ''Yes... I am!''
*'''[[Herodotos]]:''' ''What made you kick him in the head instead of going for a grapple?''
*'''Testikles:''' ''Felt like it.''
*'''Herodotos:''' ''Ah, improvisation. Keep your opponent off guard—a good strategy.''
*'''Testikles:''' ''Strategy's for people who don't hit hard enough.''
After a long journey up the Peloponnesus, they drew near to Elis.
*'''Testikles:''' ''[[Nike]]! I'm gonna win!''
*'''Barnabas:''' ''Are you excited for the Games, Kassandra?''
Kassandra replied sarcastically.
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Thrilled.''
*'''Testikles:''' ''Sparta! Woo!''
*'''Herodotos:''' ''Stand warrior stand—feet firmly planted, even in sand. Our spirits soar on high, for a Spartan never truly dies.''
*'''Testikles:''' ''Huh?''
*'''Herodotos:''' ''It's a poem. A Spartan poem...''
*'''Testikles:''' ''Oh. SPARTA! Woo!''
[[File:ACOD_Delivering_a_Champion_-_Alkibiades_receiving_Kassandra.png|thumb|250px|Alkibiades receiving Kassandra and her group]]
Arriving at [[Kyllene]], Kassandra met with a [[Alkibiades|familiar face]] jumping up and down enthusiastically.
*'''Alkibiades:''''' Welcome to the Olympic Games! The party has officially begun.''
A shark swam by as the water turned red, indicating Testikle's fate.
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''Oh... Well, looks like you're the champion now, ah?''
Kassandra's entourage was in shock over this turn of events.
*'''Barnabas:''' ''I can't believe he's gone.''
*'''Herodotos:''' ''Unprecedented!''
Kassandra spoke with Alkibiades.
*'''Kassandra:''' ''And... you want me to compete in the Olympics?''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Stepping into a dead man's sandals... and Testikles isn't even digested yet.''
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''Come, dear Kassie—show them what you're made of! And show ''me'' while you're at it.''
(If "Where do I need to go?" is chosen.)
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Where do I go to fight in the pankration?''
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''The [[Stadium, Olympia|stadium]] in [[Olympia]], naturally. I do love a good rough and tumble.''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''You know people die in these events.''
Alkibiades simply shrugged.<br /><br />
(If "What else should I know?" is chosen.)
*'''Kassandra:''' ''What else goes on apart from the pankration?''
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''There's javelin, which—of course—you know how that works. The athlete ''thrusts'' the long, smooth [[spear]] forward...''
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Yes, I know.''
*'''Alkibiades:''' ''And then there's the foot races and the [[horse]] races. Sweat ''everywhere.'' A delight for the eyes ''and'' the nose.''
(Leave – "To the Olympics.")
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I need that wreath for Sparta. If it means I have to compete, so be it.''
*'''Herodotos:''' ''The event doesn't start just yet. We could look around first—Olympia at [[Olympic Truce|truce]] is quite extraordinary.''
==Outcome==
==Outcome==
Kassandra successfully delivered Testikles to Elis, but he met a tragic end after a slip and fall into a shark's maw. Kassandra was compelled to compete in the pankration in his stead.
Kassandra:I'd appreciate training with a master such as yourself, but that's not why I'm here.
Alkon:Oh?
Kassandra:King Pausanias asked me to bring the pankration champion to Elis.
Alkon:Forgive me. I didn't know a royal messenger was coming. I'm Alkon, Testikles's trainer.
Kassandra:Kassandra of Sparta.
Alkon:If I may offer some advice before you get him, Testikles can be... difficult. A gift of oil is known to put a person on his good side.
Kassandra: Oil?
Alkon:A muscle rub. He believes it imbues him with the power of Herakles. Look in the Village of Gytheion. His favorite merchant is there.
Kassandra speaking to Alkon
(If "What's Testikles like?" is chosen.)
Kassandra:Winning the wreath is important for Sparta. You think he can do it?
Alkon:The other day he knocked out six men and a bull... and he only went to the market to buy fruit. That's why I had to send him to the island.
(If "Where can I find Testikles?" is chosen.)
Kassandra:Where can I find your champion?
Alkon:I sent Testikles to train on a small island in the Bay of Hades. It's good for him there—isolated. Away from people. Look for the Shipwreck of Nestor on the southern shore.
(If "What is pankration?" is chosen.)
Kassandra:Can you tell me anything about pankration?
Alkon:It's a mix of boxing and wrestling, a fearsome test of skill. Champions come from the farthest corners of the world to compete in Olympia... but not all walk away.
Kassandra:I can't wait to see it.
(Leave – "I'm leaving")
Kassandra:I need to get this champion of yours to Elis. I hope he lives up to your promise.
Alkon:Oh he will. Look for his camp on the southernmost island in Messenia. Good luck!
Kassandra took her leave of Alkon.
(If Kassandra was rude to Alkon and he did not tell her about the oil, the related quest objective and interactions will be skipped. She will leave to find Testikles right away.)
Kassandra:I should get that oil. Anything that'll make it easier to get Testikles to the Olympics.
Arriving at the Village of Gytheion, Kassandra found the oil maker's assistant with the help of Ikaros.
Kassandra:I see her.
She overheard her talking to herself.
Slave:Another slow day... I hope he comes back soon.
Kassandra finding the Oil Maker's apprentice
Kassandra approached her, and the slave worriedly waved her off.
Slave:Sorry. Closed.
Kassandra:I need oil, then I'll be on my way. There's a special one that Testikles uses?
Slave:Ah, for pankration fighters. That one has to be made fresh by the master, and he's gone.
Kassandra:I'm not leaving without it.
Slave:You don't understand. I'm nearly free...
Kassandra:You're a slave?
Slave:Yes, and in a good postition. Doing this would be stealing from him.
Kassandra:Tell me, or I'll make you.
Slave:Why would a misthios care about a slave? I'll tell you, but not help you.
Slave:Light a fire, and gently heat oil of Athena to aid the infusion. When it's warm, just add a touch of cinnamon.
(After saying "I can pay you.")
Slave:Light a fire, and gently heat oil of Athena. This will aid the infusion. Once the oil is warm, add myrrh.
Kassandra:Thank you.
Slave:I hope it's worth my freedom.
Kassandra attempting to make the oil
Kassandra walked to the open-air fire nearby with a bowl hanging over it and knelt beside it.
Kassandra:Let's see if I can get this right.
Kassandra:It had to be heated.
Kassandra stoked the flames and looked over at the two pots of oil nearby.
Kassandra:Now what oil did I need...
Kassandra:I don't need to light this...
Kassandra decided against lighting a fire and looked over at the two pots of oil nearby.
Kassandra stood and smelled the completed mixture it before filling a jar with it.
Kassandra:I hope he appreciates this. It smells so good I almost want to keep it for myself.
Body Oil This is a wonderfully aromatic oil specially mixed for pankrationists.
Kassandra:That's too much trouble. Testikles can live without his oil.
The slave was vexed.
Slave:After all that—nearly throwing away my freedom—it was too much work for you? Maláka! Get out.
The slave spat before her.
Kassandra:If it's a question of drachmae, I can pay you for the oil.
Slave:It's a question of trust. I know my master. He's kind, but strict. My freedom depends on it.
Kassandra had to consider another approach.
Kassandra:Don't worry. I won't get you into trouble.
Kassandra decided to make do without the oil and not jeopardize the slave.
Regardless, Kassandra turned away and made for the Adrestia.
Kassandra:Time to get Testikles.
Kassandra sailed to the island in the Bay of Hades to retrieve Testikles. Ikaros located him near the lone hut on the island.
Kassandra:That must be Testikles.
She approached him and heard him muttering to himself as he drank.
Testikles:Just another drink... For fortification, improves the stamina. Testikles! Another sip, then training. Good for the constitution. Yeah, Testikles the champion!
Kassandra finding jugs of wine near the hut
As Kassandra eyed the empty wine amphorae, Testikles turned around and walked up to her, jabbing her in the shoulder.
Testikles:Whadda you want from the great champion Testikles? Can't you see I'm... busy?
Kassandra adjusted her breastplate where Testikles jabbed her.
Kassandra:I'm here to take you to the Olympics.
Testikles:Olympics? Fuck yeah! I'm gonna be the champion...
Kassandra:I've got your oil... You'll get it when we arrive.
Testikles:That's no fair.
Kassandra:You don't want to use your special oil before the big fight, do you?
Testikles:Good point. Very good point.
Kassandra:Let's get you to the Olympics, then.
Kassandra:Here's your oil.
Testikles:Ah... Wait. What is this stinking piss?
Due to the foul stench of the oil, Testikles once again vomited.
Kassandra:Are you all right?
Testikles:Yeah... Actually feel much better. Cleared my head right up. Time for a little drink to celebrate!
Kassandra:Sail first, drink later.
Testikles:To the Olympics! The people needs me!
Testikles convinced by Kassandra to board the Adrestia
He ran off flinging out his arms, swatting Kassandra to the side. She massaged her collar where Testikles touched her. At the bottom of the hill, he turned to look back at her.
Testikles:Well? We going?
Kassandra adjusted her armor once more and muttered to herself.
Kassandra:He'd better fucking win.
Kassandra undocked the ship and they began sailing north to Elis.
Barnabas:Testikles, it's an honor to sail with you. Your victory at the Pythian games is legendary.
Testikles:Yes... I am!
Herodotos:What made you kick him in the head instead of going for a grapple?
Testikles:Felt like it.
Herodotos:Ah, improvisation. Keep your opponent off guard—a good strategy.
Testikles:Strategy's for people who don't hit hard enough.
After a long journey up the Peloponnesus, they drew near to Elis.
Kassandra successfully delivered Testikles to Elis, but he met a tragic end after a slip and fall into a shark's maw. Kassandra was compelled to compete in the pankration in his stead.
