- Kassandra: I'm sorry, but you can't be trusted to live.
Kassandra fought and slew Bulis.
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| image = ACOD An Actor's Life for Me | | image = ACOD An Actor's Life for Me 4.png | ||
| description = ''[[Athens]]' finest actor, [[Thespis]], was nowhere to be found. If [[Aristophanes]] wanted his next play to succeed in its critique of [[Kleon]], he needed the talent of this man. [[Kassandra]] swore to find him.'' | | description = ''[[Athens]]' finest actor, [[Thespis]], was nowhere to be found. If [[Aristophanes]] wanted his next play to succeed in its critique of [[Kleon]], he needed the talent of this man. [[Kassandra]] swore to find him.'' | ||
| appearance = ''[[Assassin's Creed: Odyssey]]'' | | appearance = ''[[Assassin's Creed: Odyssey]]'' | ||
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*'''Aristophanes:''' ''It'll be a disaster, a disaster I tell you!'' | *'''Aristophanes:''' ''It'll be a disaster, a disaster I tell you!'' | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Calm down. What are you talking about?'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Calm down. What are you talking about?'' | ||
*'''Aristophanes:''' ''My masterpiece! it will change | *'''Aristophanes:''' ''My masterpiece! it will change everything—amuse, astound, titillate, and open people's eyes to Kleon's machinations! But I need you.'' | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I'm | *'''Kassandra:''' ''I'm no actor or poet, Aristophanes.'' | ||
*'''Aristophanes:''' ''By the gods, no! it's Thespis. My leading man is missing! A play with no star is no play at all.'' | *'''Aristophanes:''' ''By the gods, no! it's Thespis. My leading man is missing! A play with no star is no play at all.'' | ||
(If | [[File:ACOD An Actor's Life for Me 1.png|thumb|250px|Aristophanes speaking to Kassandra]] | ||
(If "What happened?" is chosen.) | |||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''How do you know he's missing?'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''How do you know he's missing?'' | ||
*'''Aristophanes:''' ''He never misses a rehearsal... unless he's drunk, or with a woman... or a man.'' | *'''Aristophanes:''' ''He never misses a rehearsal... unless he's drunk, or with a woman... or a man.'' | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Could be anything, then?'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Could be anything, then?'' | ||
*'''Aristophanes:''' ''No, he knows how important this is. He wouldn't let me down... Something must be wrong!'' | *'''Aristophanes:''' ''No, he knows how important this is. He wouldn't let me down... Something must be wrong!'' | ||
(If | (If "Why is Thespis special?" is chosen.) | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''You could just get another actor.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''You could just get another actor.'' | ||
*'''Aristophanes:''' ''Oh, no. Thespis always draws a huge crowd for his performances. The more people who experience my blistering indictment of Kleon, the better.'' | *'''Aristophanes:''' ''Oh, no. Thespis always draws a huge crowd for his performances. The more people who experience my blistering indictment of Kleon, the better.'' | ||
( | ("Tell me where you think Thespis is.") | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''So where would I find him?'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''So where would I find him?'' | ||
*'''Aristophanes:''' ''Thespis usually doesn't go far from his home. You'd best start there.'' | *'''Aristophanes:''' ''Thespis usually doesn't go far from his home. You'd best start there.'' | ||
(Accept – "I'll fetch Thespis.") | |||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''This shouldn't take long. Prepare the show, and I'll be back as soon as I find him.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''This shouldn't take long. Prepare the show, and I'll be back as soon as I find him.'' | ||
Kassandra travelled to | Kassandra travelled to the [[Agora of Athens]]. [[Ikaros]] helped her identify the actor's house. | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''This must be Thespis' house.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''This must be Thespis' house.'' | ||
She | She approached the house but only found an [[Athens|Athenian]] [[Bulis|soldier]]. She overheard him as he rifled through Thespis' belongings. | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''You don't look like an actor, unless | *'''Athenian Guard:''' ''Come on, come on. It's got to be here!'' | ||
*'''Athenian Guard:''' '' | [[File:ACOD An Actor's Life for Me 2.png|thumb|250px|Kassandra interrogating Bulis]] | ||
Kassandra stepped inside, quickly disarmed the soldier, and held him at spearpoint. | |||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''You don't look like an actor, unless you're playing an Athenian [[guard]].'' | |||
*'''Athenian Guard:''' ''I—I...'' | |||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Hush. I'm going to ask some questions, and you're going to answer.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Hush. I'm going to ask some questions, and you're going to answer.'' | ||
*'''Athenian Guard:''' ''But Commander [[Rhexenor]]...'' | *'''Athenian Guard:''' ''But Commander [[Rhexenor]]...'' | ||
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*'''Kassandra:''' ''Well Bulis, it's your choice whether you walk out of here. Do you understand?'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Well Bulis, it's your choice whether you walk out of here. Do you understand?'' | ||
*'''Athenian Guard:''' ''Yes.'' | *'''Athenian Guard:''' ''Yes.'' | ||
(If | (If "What are you doing?" is chosen.) | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Tell me, what are you looking for?'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Tell me, what are you looking for?'' | ||
*'''Athenian Guard:''' ''Some stupid play. They don't tell me anything.'' | *'''Athenian Guard:''' ''Some stupid play. They don't tell me anything.'' | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Play?'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Play?'' | ||
*'''Athenian Guard:''' ''I just do what I'm told, and they told me to destroy the manuscript.'' | *'''Athenian Guard:''' ''I just do what I'm told, and they told me to destroy the manuscript.'' | ||
(If | (If "Where's Thespis?" is chosen.) | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''What have you done with Thespis?'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''What have you done with Thespis?'' | ||
*'''Athenian Guard:''' ''Some of the boys are meant to keep him drunk in the [[Tavern, Athens|tavern]] down the street.'' | *'''Athenian Guard:''' ''Some of the boys are meant to keep him drunk in the [[Tavern, Athens|tavern]] down the street.'' | ||
( | ("You must know more.") | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''You'd better be telling me everything.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''You'd better be telling me everything.'' | ||
*'''Athenian Guard:''' ''All I know is they wanted to keep this actor busy. See for | *'''Athenian Guard:''' ''All I know is they wanted to keep this actor busy. See for yourself—he's at the tavern.'' | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''You're sure that's all?'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''You're sure that's all?'' | ||
*'''Athenian Guard:''' ''I just follow the Commander's orders. I don't ask questions.'' | *'''Athenian Guard:''' ''I just follow the Commander's orders. I don't ask questions.'' | ||
<tabber> | <tabber> | ||
|-|You should die.= | |-|You should die.= | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I'm sorry, but you can't be trusted to live.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''I'm sorry, but you can't be trusted to live.'' | ||
Kassandra fought | Kassandra fought and slew Bulis. | ||
|-|Join me.= | |-|Join me.= | ||
Kassandra freed the guard. | Kassandra freed the guard. | ||
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*'''Kassandra:''' ''What do you say?'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''What do you say?'' | ||
*'''Athenian Guard:''' ''To get away from Athens... Thank you, thank you.'' | *'''Athenian Guard:''' ''To get away from Athens... Thank you, thank you.'' | ||
Bulis promptly left and later joined the crew of the ''[[Adrestia]].'' | |||
|-|Don't let me see you again.= | |-|Don't let me see you again.= | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Get out of here, and count yourself lucky.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Get out of here, and count yourself lucky.'' | ||
*'''Athenian Guard:''' ''Thank you, thank you...'' | *'''Athenian Guard:''' ''Thank you, thank you...'' | ||
Bulis ran off. | |||
</tabber> | </tabber> | ||
Kassandra travelled to the tavern, finding a drunk Thespis surrounded by a group of Athenian guards. | Kassandra travelled to the tavern, finding a drunk Thespis surrounded by a group of Athenian guards. | ||
*'''Thespis:''' ''...And then I saids to him, if this is your wife, why did she charge me?! I'd loves to stay, but my cup's drained, and I'm to perform tomorrow.'' | *'''Thespis:''' ''...And then I saids to him, if this is your wife, why did she charge me?!<br />I'd loves to stay, but my cup's drained, and I'm to perform tomorrow.'' | ||
*''' | The [[Andras|brute]] leading the soldiers bid him to stay, as per his orders. | ||
*'''Andras:''' ''Another drink! Come, one more tale. The night is young...'' | |||
Kassandra approached them. | Kassandra approached them. | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I think he's had enough.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''I think he's had enough.'' | ||
*'''Andras:''' ''And what business is it of yours, friend?'' | *'''Andras:''' ''And what business is it of yours, ''friend''?'' | ||
*'''Thespis:''' ''Yeah, was business... Oh, look at you!'' | *'''Thespis:''' ''Yeah, was business... Oh, look at you!'' | ||
*'''Andras:''' ''You'd best be leaving.'' | *'''Andras:''' ''You'd best be leaving.'' | ||
<tabber> | <tabber> | ||
|-|Not without Thespis.= | |-|Not without Thespis.= | ||
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*'''Andras:''' ''That it is.'' | *'''Andras:''' ''That it is.'' | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I need him sober and rested.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''I need him sober and rested.'' | ||
|-|I don't want any trouble.= | |-|I don't want any trouble.= | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I'm just here for Thespis. He's drunk, and I need to get him home.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''I'm just here for Thespis. He's drunk, and I need to get him home.'' | ||
*'''Andras:''' ''What are you, his mater?'' | *'''Andras:''' ''What are you, his ''mater''?'' | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Let's say extended family.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Let's say extended family.'' | ||
</tabber> | </tabber> | ||
[[File:ACOD An Actor's Life for Me Memory 6.png|thumb|250px|Soldiers gathering behind Andras]] | |||
Athenian soldiers gathered behind Andras. | Athenian soldiers gathered behind Andras. | ||
*'''Andras:''' ''I don'think you understand the situation. Commander | *'''Andras:''' ''I don't think you understand the situation. Commander Rhexenor's orders are he's not to leave.'' | ||
*'''Thespis:''' ''I saids I'd stay... Don't want trouble.'' | *'''Thespis:''' ''I saids I'd stay... Don't want trouble.'' | ||
<tabber> | <tabber> | ||
|-|Go back to your goat pen.= | |-|Threaten – Go back to your goat pen.= | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Go take your boys somewhere else.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Go take your boys somewhere else.'' | ||
Kassandra punched Andras. | Kassandra punched Andras, knocking him back, but his men caught him and uprighted him. He cracked his knuckles menacingly. | ||
*'''Andras:''' ''You'll regret that.'' | *'''Andras:''' ''You'll regret that.'' | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Get | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Get going—from your smell, you already know where the [[goat]] pens are. I'm sure they miss you.'' | ||
Andras and his guards | Andras and his guards began to walk away. | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''(Maaa!)'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''(Maaa!)'' | ||
Andras | Andras snapped and turned back to attack Kassandra with his guards. She slew them and returned her attention to Thespis. | ||
|-|Get out of here!= | |-|Get out of here!= | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''If you don't want to leave with your heads stuffed up your asses, you'll go now.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''If you don't want to leave with your heads stuffed up your asses, you'll go now.'' | ||
Andras stood up. | Andras stood up. | ||
*'''Andras:''' ''We'll be seeing you, misthios. The Commander's not a man to be messed with.'' | *'''Andras:''' ''We'll be seeing you, misthios. The Commander's not a man to be messed with.'' | ||
Andras and his guards left. | Andras and his guards left, vowing to return later. | ||
{{#tag:tabber| | {{#tag:tabber| | ||
I'd mess yours up, but...= | I'd mess yours up, but...= | ||
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Kassandra eliminated Andras and the soldiers. | Kassandra eliminated Andras and the soldiers. | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I sometimes wonder if leaving [[Kephallonia]] was a good idea.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''I sometimes wonder if leaving [[Kephallonia]] was a good idea.'' | ||
{{!}}-{{!}} | {{!}}-{{!}} | ||
Let's work this out.= | Let's work this out.= | ||
}} | }} | ||
|-|Let's make a deal.= | |-|Let's make a deal.= | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Give me Thespis, and I'll give you something in return. I'm sure we can come to an arrangement.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Give me Thespis, and I'll give you something in return. I'm sure we can come to an arrangement.'' | ||
{{#tag:tabber| | {{#tag:tabber| | ||
I'll pay you a lot. [600]= | I'll pay you a lot. [600]= | ||
Kassandra took out a pouch of [[drachma]]e and threw it on the table. | Kassandra took out a pouch of [[drachma]]e and threw it on the table. | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Here, for your troubles. I'll look after him now.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Here, for your troubles. I'll look after him now.'' | ||
Andras picked up the pouch. | Andras picked up the pouch and weighed it satisfactorily. | ||
*'''Andras:''' ''Huh, a fool and | *'''Andras:''' ''Huh, a fool and his drachmae... Very well, you won't see us again.'' | ||
Andras and his guards left. | Andras and his guards left. | ||
{{!}}-{{!}} | {{!}}-{{!}} | ||
I'll pay you a little. [300]= | I'll pay you a little. [300]= | ||
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*'''Andras:''' ''Do you think we're farmers that can be bought for beans? Take your money and stick it up your ass.'' | *'''Andras:''' ''Do you think we're farmers that can be bought for beans? Take your money and stick it up your ass.'' | ||
*'''Andras:''' ''We'll be seeing you, misthios. The Commander's not a man to be messed with.'' | *'''Andras:''' ''We'll be seeing you, misthios. The Commander's not a man to be messed with.'' | ||
Andras and his guards left. | Andras and his guards left, vowing to return later. | ||
}} | }} | ||
</tabber> | </tabber> | ||
Thespis got up from his seat and promptly collapsed on the ground. | Thespis got up from his seat and promptly collapsed on the ground. | ||
*'''Thespis:''' ''I's not feeling too good...'' | *'''Thespis:''' ''I's not feeling too good...'' | ||
[[File:ACOD An Actor's Life for Me Memory 8.png|thumb|250px|Kassandra carrying Thespis home]] | |||
Kassandra carried Thespis on her back, travelling to his home. | Kassandra carried Thespis on her back, travelling to his home. | ||
*'''Thespis:''' ''He said you're behind a | *'''Thespis:''' ''He said you're behind a mask—you'll be perfectly safe, he saids...<br />You's sooo strong, [[Aikaterine]].<br />Wheee, giddy ups!<br />My parents said you'll be either an actor or a drunk... Ha, fooled them. I becames both!<br />Told him, Kleon will kill us all. It's more assaults than satire!<br />The sausage seller was ''my'' idea!<br />Then I will... I will... gather my... what was it again? Oh yes... sausages!<br />Mmm... sausages...<br />Let me tell you a secret... It's a good one... I uh... I forget.<br />Listen to me... I love you. I do.'' | ||
Kassandra reached Thespis' home, putting him on the ground. | Kassandra reached Thespis' home, putting him on the ground. | ||
*'''Thespis:''' ''Thank you, but you can go no further... For I know true love!'' | *'''Thespis:''' ''Thank you, but you can go no further... For I know true love!'' | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I just need you ready to perform tomorrow.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''I just need you ready to perform tomorrow.'' | ||
*'''Thespis:''' ''Of course, and I just need my muse... My love! I can't, I ''won't'' perform without her.'' | *'''Thespis:''' ''Of course, and I just need my [[Muses|muse]]... My love! I can't, I ''won't'' perform without her.'' | ||
(If | (If "Why won't you perform?" is chosen.) | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''You will perform.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''You will perform.'' | ||
[[File:ACOD An Actor's Life for Me 9.png|thumb|250px|Thespis calling out for Aikaterine]] | |||
*'''Thespis:''' ''Uh-uh, not with out Aikaterine, a divine name for a divine body... I mean being.'' | *'''Thespis:''' ''Uh-uh, not with out Aikaterine, a divine name for a divine body... I mean being.'' | ||
(If | (If "Who were those men?" is chosen.) | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Those men in the tavern... Who were they?'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''Those men in the tavern... Who were they?'' | ||
*'''Thespis:''' ''Oh, the admirers. Harmless really... And I do like a man in uniform.'' | *'''Thespis:''' ''Oh, the admirers. Harmless really... And I do like a man in uniform.'' | ||
( | (Leave – "Pull yourself together.") | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''You need to sober up. This play's important.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''You need to sober up. This play's important.'' | ||
*'''Thespis:''' ''So's Aikaterine! I need my muse. Please? She's just west of here at the [[House of Aphrodite]].'' | *'''Thespis:''' ''So's Aikaterine! I need my muse.'' | ||
*'''Thespis:''' ''Please? She's just west of here at the [[House of Aphrodite]].'' | |||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''If it means you'll do the play, I'll find your muse.'' | *'''Kassandra:''' ''If it means you'll do the play, I'll find your muse.'' | ||
(If Andras was not fought and defeated at the tavern) | :(If Andras was not fought and defeated at the tavern or given the large sum of drachma) | ||
:Kassandra left the house to find Andras and his men surrounding her. | |||
Kassandra left the house to find Andras and his men surrounding her. | :*'''Andras:''' ''Going to enjoy this. I'll mess that pretty face right up.'' | ||
*'''Andras:''' ''Going to enjoy this. I'll mess that pretty face right up.'' | |||
<tabber> | <tabber> | ||
|-|I'd mess yours up, but...= | |-|I'd mess yours up, but...= | ||
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*'''Andras:''' ''You need to die!'' | *'''Andras:''' ''You need to die!'' | ||
|-|Let's work this out.= | |-|Let's work this out.= | ||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''Can’t we come to some arrangement here?'' | |||
*'''Andras:''' ''I’d never make an arrangement with you!'' | |||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''You’re wasting my time.'' | |||
*'''Andras:''' ''You need to die!'' | |||
</tabber> | |||
:Andras and his men attacked Kassandra, but she defeated them easily. | |||
Regardless, Kassandra reflected on her situation and the outcome of her most recent activities. | |||
*'''Kassandra:''' ''I sometimes wonder if leaving [[Kephallonia]] was a good idea.'' | |||
==Outcome== | ==Outcome== | ||
Kassandra helped Aristophanes | Kassandra helped Aristophanes locate his actor, Thespis. She accepted Thespis' request to help look for his muse. | ||
==Trivia== | |||
*The name of the memory is a taken from a line in the song "{{Wiki|Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee}}" from {{Wiki|Walt Disney Animation Studios}}' 1940 animated film ''{{Wiki|Pinocchio (1940 film)|Pinocchio}}''. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery widths="180" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center"> | <gallery widths="180" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center"> | ||
ACOD An Actor's Life for Me Memory | ACOD An Actor's Life for Me Memory 3.png|Andras and Thespis at the tavern | ||
ACOD An Actor's Life for Me Memory | ACOD An Actor's Life for Me Memory 5.png|Andras threatening Kassandra | ||
ACOD An Actor's Life for Me Memory 7.png|Thespis freed | |||
ACOD An Actor's Life for Me Memory | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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[[Category:Memories of Kassandra]] | [[Category:Memories of Kassandra]] | ||
[[Category:Memories relived using the Animus HR-8.5]] | [[Category:Memories relived using the Animus HR-8.5]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 23:51, 11 May 2026
An Actor’s Life for Me was a virtual representation of one of Kassandra's genetic memories, relived by Layla Hassan through the Portable Animus HR-8.5.
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Kassandra sought to help Aristophanes to look for his actor, Thespis, who was needed in his play which critiques Kleon.
Dialogue[edit | edit source]
Kassandra spoke to Aristophanes in Perikles' Residence.
- Aristophanes: It'll be a disaster, a disaster I tell you!
- Kassandra: Calm down. What are you talking about?
- Aristophanes: My masterpiece! it will change everything—amuse, astound, titillate, and open people's eyes to Kleon's machinations! But I need you.
- Kassandra: I'm no actor or poet, Aristophanes.
- Aristophanes: By the gods, no! it's Thespis. My leading man is missing! A play with no star is no play at all.
(If "What happened?" is chosen.)
- Kassandra: How do you know he's missing?
- Aristophanes: He never misses a rehearsal... unless he's drunk, or with a woman... or a man.
- Kassandra: Could be anything, then?
- Aristophanes: No, he knows how important this is. He wouldn't let me down... Something must be wrong!
(If "Why is Thespis special?" is chosen.)
- Kassandra: You could just get another actor.
- Aristophanes: Oh, no. Thespis always draws a huge crowd for his performances. The more people who experience my blistering indictment of Kleon, the better.
("Tell me where you think Thespis is.")
- Kassandra: So where would I find him?
- Aristophanes: Thespis usually doesn't go far from his home. You'd best start there.
(Accept – "I'll fetch Thespis.")
- Kassandra: This shouldn't take long. Prepare the show, and I'll be back as soon as I find him.
Kassandra travelled to the Agora of Athens. Ikaros helped her identify the actor's house.
- Kassandra: This must be Thespis' house.
She approached the house but only found an Athenian soldier. She overheard him as he rifled through Thespis' belongings.
- Athenian Guard: Come on, come on. It's got to be here!
Kassandra stepped inside, quickly disarmed the soldier, and held him at spearpoint.
- Kassandra: You don't look like an actor, unless you're playing an Athenian guard.
- Athenian Guard: I—I...
- Kassandra: Hush. I'm going to ask some questions, and you're going to answer.
- Athenian Guard: But Commander Rhexenor...
- Kassandra: What's your name?
- Athenian Guard: Bulis.
- Kassandra: Well Bulis, it's your choice whether you walk out of here. Do you understand?
- Athenian Guard: Yes.
(If "What are you doing?" is chosen.)
- Kassandra: Tell me, what are you looking for?
- Athenian Guard: Some stupid play. They don't tell me anything.
- Kassandra: Play?
- Athenian Guard: I just do what I'm told, and they told me to destroy the manuscript.
(If "Where's Thespis?" is chosen.)
- Kassandra: What have you done with Thespis?
- Athenian Guard: Some of the boys are meant to keep him drunk in the tavern down the street.
("You must know more.")
- Kassandra: You'd better be telling me everything.
- Athenian Guard: All I know is they wanted to keep this actor busy. See for yourself—he's at the tavern.
- Kassandra: You're sure that's all?
- Athenian Guard: I just follow the Commander's orders. I don't ask questions.
Kassandra freed the guard.
- Kassandra: Do something worthwhile and join my crew. You're loyal, and you follow orders.
- Athenian Guard: You'd take me?
- Kassandra: What do you say?
- Athenian Guard: To get away from Athens... Thank you, thank you.
- Kassandra: Get out of here, and count yourself lucky.
- Athenian Guard: Thank you, thank you...
Kassandra travelled to the tavern, finding a drunk Thespis surrounded by a group of Athenian guards.
- Thespis: ...And then I saids to him, if this is your wife, why did she charge me?!
I'd loves to stay, but my cup's drained, and I'm to perform tomorrow.
The brute leading the soldiers bid him to stay, as per his orders.
- Andras: Another drink! Come, one more tale. The night is young...
Kassandra approached them.
- Kassandra: I think he's had enough.
- Andras: And what business is it of yours, friend?
- Thespis: Yeah, was business... Oh, look at you!
- Andras: You'd best be leaving.
- Kassandra: I'm here for his employer, Aristophanes.
- Andras: So? He's not working now.
- Thespis: Yes! I's not working... I like him though. Aristophanes, funny man... buts opinions. Told him it's dangerous.
- Andras: That it is.
- Kassandra: I need him sober and rested.
- Kassandra: I'm just here for Thespis. He's drunk, and I need to get him home.
- Andras: What are you, his mater?
- Kassandra: Let's say extended family.
Athenian soldiers gathered behind Andras.
- Andras: I don't think you understand the situation. Commander Rhexenor's orders are he's not to leave.
- Thespis: I saids I'd stay... Don't want trouble.
- Kassandra: Go take your boys somewhere else.
Kassandra punched Andras, knocking him back, but his men caught him and uprighted him. He cracked his knuckles menacingly.
- Andras: You'll regret that.
- Kassandra: Get going—from your smell, you already know where the goat pens are. I'm sure they miss you.
Andras and his guards began to walk away.
- Kassandra: (Maaa!)
Andras snapped and turned back to attack Kassandra with his guards. She slew them and returned her attention to Thespis.
- Kassandra: If you don't want to leave with your heads stuffed up your asses, you'll go now.
- Andras: We'll be seeing you, misthios. The Commander's not a man to be messed with.
- Kassandra: No need for jealousy, just because your mother was a goat. Like mother, like kid.
- Andras: You need to die!
Kassandra eliminated Andras and the soldiers.
- Kassandra: I sometimes wonder if leaving Kephallonia was a good idea.
- Kassandra: Give me Thespis, and I'll give you something in return. I'm sure we can come to an arrangement.
Kassandra took out a pouch of drachmae and threw it on the table.
- Kassandra: Here, for your troubles. I'll look after him now.
Andras picked up the pouch and weighed it satisfactorily.
- Andras: Huh, a fool and his drachmae... Very well, you won't see us again.
Kassandra took out a pouch of drachmae and threw it on the table.
- Kassandra: Take this and get out of my sight.
- Andras: Do you think we're farmers that can be bought for beans? Take your money and stick it up your ass.
- Andras: We'll be seeing you, misthios. The Commander's not a man to be messed with.
Thespis got up from his seat and promptly collapsed on the ground.
- Thespis: I's not feeling too good...
Kassandra carried Thespis on her back, travelling to his home.
- Thespis: He said you're behind a mask—you'll be perfectly safe, he saids...
You's sooo strong, Aikaterine.
Wheee, giddy ups!
My parents said you'll be either an actor or a drunk... Ha, fooled them. I becames both!
Told him, Kleon will kill us all. It's more assaults than satire!
The sausage seller was my idea!
Then I will... I will... gather my... what was it again? Oh yes... sausages!
Mmm... sausages...
Let me tell you a secret... It's a good one... I uh... I forget.
Listen to me... I love you. I do.
Kassandra reached Thespis' home, putting him on the ground.
- Thespis: Thank you, but you can go no further... For I know true love!
- Kassandra: I just need you ready to perform tomorrow.
- Thespis: Of course, and I just need my muse... My love! I can't, I won't perform without her.
(If "Why won't you perform?" is chosen.)
- Kassandra: You will perform.
- Thespis: Uh-uh, not with out Aikaterine, a divine name for a divine body... I mean being.
(If "Who were those men?" is chosen.)
- Kassandra: Those men in the tavern... Who were they?
- Thespis: Oh, the admirers. Harmless really... And I do like a man in uniform.
(Leave – "Pull yourself together.")
- Kassandra: You need to sober up. This play's important.
- Thespis: So's Aikaterine! I need my muse.
- Thespis: Please? She's just west of here at the House of Aphrodite.
- Kassandra: If it means you'll do the play, I'll find your muse.
- (If Andras was not fought and defeated at the tavern or given the large sum of drachma)
- Kassandra left the house to find Andras and his men surrounding her.
- Andras: Going to enjoy this. I'll mess that pretty face right up.
- Kassandra: No need for jealousy, just because your mother was a goat. Like mother, like kid.
- Andras: You need to die!
- Kassandra: Can’t we come to some arrangement here?
- Andras: I’d never make an arrangement with you!
- Kassandra: You’re wasting my time.
- Andras: You need to die!
- Andras and his men attacked Kassandra, but she defeated them easily.
Regardless, Kassandra reflected on her situation and the outcome of her most recent activities.
- Kassandra: I sometimes wonder if leaving Kephallonia was a good idea.
Outcome[edit | edit source]
Kassandra helped Aristophanes locate his actor, Thespis. She accepted Thespis' request to help look for his muse.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- The name of the memory is a taken from a line in the song "Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee" from Walt Disney Animation Studios' 1940 animated film Pinocchio.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Andras and Thespis at the tavern -
Andras threatening Kassandra -
Thespis freed
