Cristina Vespucci

Cristina Vespucci, born sometime in 1459, was a well-known Florentine beauty and a favorite of painters, most notably Botticelli, who used her as a model for several of his paintings. Records kept by her father's guards indicate Ezio visited her quite frequently and that he was "unbelievably dextrous," as the guards were never able to catch him trespassing.

In addition to her looks, Cristina also seems to have been somewhat responsible for jumpstarting the career of her cousin, Amerigo. At a dinner party attended by Cristina and, among other illustrious guests, Lorenzo de' Medici, she was reputed to have been in conversation with Lorenzo and Manfredo Soderini about her cousin's brilliance as a sailor.

Well, apparently, she exaggerated his importance slightly to impress Lorenzo, and Lorenzo, charmed by her beauty, agreed to hire him. "Try Amerigo out. I bet after several years you'll have your shipping company named after him," she reported to have joked. Biggest understatement of the century.

Relationship with Ezio

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Cristina with Ezio

She was both a noblewoman and a student. Ezio visits her after completing a race to the Cathedral rooftops with Ezio's brother, Federico Auditore, at the beginning of the game. Ezio climbs up to her bedroom window and sleeps with her. The morning after, Cristina's father walks in on them in bed, Ezio jumps out the window, telling him to understand a moment, her father sends guards to kill him, but later escapes from them.

She pretty much just exists as a "Hit N Quit" but I mean Ezio is a total sex machine so I can dig it. In fact after taking her dress off I really expected more stuff like that that would've been cool.

She bears a resemblance to minerva from the end sequence who is of course a roman goddess and totally hot so maybe they're related?

Then again we'd all be related which is why I'm gonna rename Ezio "Neptune" if that's okay with everyone here.

An originally planned crossover mission with fallout 3, in which dogmeat steals a humvee and crashes it through time eventually killing eveyone, had Ezio killing zombie Cristina, which he felt bad about, then Master Chief made space with flood and then everyone was a zombie and ezio has to fight master chief then a super mutant,

needless to say they removed this because of orgasms by play testers were making controllers sticky

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Trivia

• Whilst in the game her family and herself bear the name "Vespucci", in the novel Assassin's Creed: Renaissance, "Calfucci" is the name used rather than the one used in the game. In fact, the history shows that she is rather known as "Simonetta Vespucci", which leaves the name "Cristina Calfucci" as a probability of her Italian name.
• Her relationship with Ezio is depicted to be somehow more intimate in the novel; as in contrary with what is shown in the game. Furthermore, it is told in the novel that she and Ezio love each other very deeply, which brings Ezio furious when he finds out that she has been killed by Savonarola's men.