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"Ezio Ibn La Ahad! It's good you've come. We need your help!"Welcome to the Assassin's Creed Wiki

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'Bout me: Well, I am just any regular Assassin who came here too provide the required information for all our freinds I am a fan of Altair Ibn La Ahad and Ezio, so whats better than combining both? xD

Games I like: I am a HUGE AC fan, but thats not the only game I like, I like games such as Mortal Kombat, Darksiders, Deus Ex *Huge fan of that one* and others. Also a Batman fan.

Bottom Line: I like Assassin's Creed.


Feel free to contact me on my talkpage if you need anything. ;D -- D. Cello 04:19, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks :D Ezio Ibn La Ahad 19:29, November 11, 2010 (UTC) Ezio Ib La Ahad

Hi XD I guess I'm not calling you Hasoon anymore? I thought I would keep the same name for continuity reasons. Gotta get used to how this thing works, though. Felix-Vivo (talk) 20:02, July 16, 2012 (UTC)Felix-Vivo

Blog comments[edit source]

Hello there, Joker~. I'm quite sure you remember me from the IRC, so I won't have to do the usual introductions. I left this message here to ask you to stop spamming comments on blogs. Nearly all of your comments are off-topic, useless and frankly even annoying to other users. This is a friendly warning, so let's make sure I won't have to come back with a less friendly one, okay? :) Nesty Contact me! 17:17, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

My PSN name is (removed). That's my name, yeah it sucks. I didn't even make it. Lol. :P Send me a request if you like. The Leaping Eagle (talk) 22:57, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

Lol, what's yours? The Leaping Eagle (talk) 23:07, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

Ha, I'll wait. I'm currently separated from my PS3 until Wednesday though. The Leaping Eagle (talk) 23:11, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

Userboxes[edit source]

This should help you. Enjoy! I'll also copy+ paste my own for you if you like. The Leaping Eagle (talk) 18:49, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

Try this: http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Presenting:_Userboxes! The Leaping Eagle (talk) 19:07, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

Another way to get to them is: go to the main page, scroll down to the "Helping Out" section. And go to the "Community" subsection, another link is there. The Leaping Eagle (talk) 19:26, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

try looking through this page. make sure you actually have the exclamation on the end of theForum:Presenting:_Userboxes! link. Aegritudo (talk) 20:03, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

Sweet, you got them. :D The Leaping Eagle (talk) 20:36, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

Messages[edit source]

Just like on the Ubiforums... YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE MESSAGE [on blogs]. -- Master Sima Yi Talk 20:39, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

Do you want a sig like this? AssassinHood - Leave me a message! I can help you do it. AssassinHood - Leave me a message! 09:38, August 5, 2012 (UTC)

Alright. The simplest way to do it is: '''[[User:The Joker~|<span style="color:(Enter color of your choice)">(What you want it to say)</span>]] - [[User talk:The Joker~|<span style="color:(Color you want)">(What you want it to say)</span>]]'''




You can get color codes from here. I suppose you know the rest. Go to "My preferences", and make sure you use Wiki text in your sig! Hope it helps. (This is AssassinHood)

Did you mark "I want to use Wiki-text in my signatures?" Master Sima Yi Talk 08:40, August 7, 2012 (UTC)


Warning[edit source]

"Have some respect for death, my friend."

Safety and peace. We have observed that some of your recent activities on the wiki were of ill fate. While your help is just as good as any, please try to refrain from negatively affecting the wiki and its community. Should you require any assistance or have any concerns, please refer to us if need be.
This is your first warning. Arrivederci.


I don't know what this and this is supposed to be, but I have heard that you have been done it several times now, and like this you risk a ban. If you want to show that you make edits or if you are simply doing it to raise your edit count, then do so with actual beneficial edits. On another note, you have posted nearly 400 blog comments in about a week. Knock it off. -- Master Sima Yi Talk 08:40, August 7, 2012 (UTC)

"I learned what becomes of those who lift themselves above others..."

Patience is a virtue that many of us do not spare lightly, and indeed, we have fairly rationed it, but it seems that we cannot come to an agreement. As a community, what the administration requires from its editors is not obedience, but cooperation.

If you cannot offer that, then our ultimatum is such: cease and desist.
This is your final warning. Our patience is at our limit. Arrivederci.


Seeing as you are totally incapable of avoiding posting excessively, avoiding arguments and squabbles with others and repeatedly ignore my warnings to "keep the peace," you hereby get your last warning. You may not start all these squabbles and discussions, but you are the one who keeps responding to the barks of others. -- Master Sima Yi Talk 15:40, August 16, 2012 (UTC)

Look at this[edit source]

Notice how many times you see the word: "Crimson". http://arkhamcity.wikia.com/wiki/Special:WikiActivity Crimson Knight Intercom 19:19, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

Could you look at this please? I could do with someone not critising me... http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:The_Crimson_Eagle/Batman:_Arkham_Asylum_alternate_endings#comm-35319 Crimson Knight Intercom 19:19, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you![edit source]

Thanks for your help Joker. If it weren't for your help, I never would have gotten the "Lucky Edit" badge. -troll face-

PS: WTF's your new profile pic?

PPS: What do you think of my new signature?

Crimson Knight Intercom 12:47, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

User Boxes[edit source]

How do I make them appear in a single line like your page? My edits have started to clutter the RA feed a bit ThatRandomUser ~Lair of Randomness (Enter at own risk) 14:42, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

Sharath's blog[edit source]

Joker, thank you. Seriously, thank you with all of my heart. That link combined with the top comment there made me laugh in a way I haven't in a long time. xD ~ GI Auditore Comms Channel 17:37, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, it was very funny my friend. You also made me spit my juice at my moniter. Crimson Knight Intercom 17:54, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

I have come to lay the BanHammer. Or scare the shit out of you. :P ThatRandomUser ~Lair of Randomness (Enter at own risk) 17:56, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

You guys just gave me the most awesome idea for my next sketch. Tell you what, this one's gonna be an ACWiki exclusive xD ~ GI Auditore Comms Channel 17:58, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

TRA, you cant fool me twice :P

Ironically, I was just drinking some juice right now...

Damn, wonder what it is..... Why so serious? - Psychopath Corner - Advice of a Psychopath 18:00, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

"After forging the Armor Of Nokia Ezio found an even.....stronger force. Stronger than even the blade of Altair, this heavy weapon has been passed through the generations. The Legendary Ban-Hammer" Tru Story. ThatRandomUser ~Lair of Randomness (Enter at own risk) 18:02, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

http://www.robinhoodsplayground.com/images/news/ban%20hammer1gq4.jpg

What did I do? Il Prode lupo ~ Temi il Lupo! ~ Rispettare il Lupo! 13:02, August 29, 2012 (UTC)

Nope. You were all wrong. You can find the answer ACFanon:Artwork#Gabriel_Auditore|here ;) ~ GI Auditore Comms Channel 08:05, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

A gift[edit source]

I thought you'd like to see this, if you haven't already. Crimson Knight Intercom 18:04, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

Actually, this, is the very definition and personification of...EPIC! Crimson Knight Intercom 18:34, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

The Fall Of That Troll[edit source]

As you might already know, I have been following IntelligentCoDFanboy around for several months now and FINALLY my work has paid off. Here is the video that made me jump up and down in victory. But, he continues to troll despite his obvious defeat. Also, I have noticed he stops trolling on a video when people DEMAND sources. Youtube needs to learn how to deal with trolls. ThatRandomUser ~Lair of Randomness (Enter at own risk) 08:08, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Blocked[edit source]

The Staff here is community friendly and we try to be reasonable with users. But somehow, you have managed to annoy all of them. You do not seem to understand the point that a wiki isn't a social network where you keep complaining and blogs are created for the sol purpose of venting out your frustration or restarting a dead topic just because you can.

As I recall, most users complained about your commenting on blogs, which you didn't bother to let go but rather took it personally and had a war by posting more comments. Thank you for flooding our RC and making our lives hard at this wiki. As I recall you left the wiki a year ago and now we have given you a forced retirement. Hope you enjoy it and will try to change your ideas about how to behave at a wiki. This is nothing personal but a community decision based on most blog comments I have seen.. --<choose><option>http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/prototype/images/thumb/4/4f/SigN1v.png/70px-SigN1v.png</option></choose> (<choose><option>http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120508142109/prototype/images/thumb/0/09/SigT1v.png/30px-SigT1v.png</option></choose><choose><option>http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120508142108/prototype/images/thumb/4/40/SigG1v.png/35px-SigG1v.png</option></choose>) 13:03, September 3, 2012 (UTC)