User blog comment:Elchzard/Assassin's Creed Wiki Giveaway: Creative quote contest/@comment-3024102-20110917000934

"Oh, I'm so sorry. I swear this has never happened to me before. I've usually got no problem getting down to business with a well-equipped guardsman like yourself. I don't really know why I'm this nervous. It's just that I'm really stressed out lately. I sometimes get the strange feeling that someone is watching my every move and from the future no less. I know it sounds crazy, right? But I just can't get rid of the feeling that I have to perform in front of an audience. Anyway, you know perhaps we could try this once more? You go back to your post and pretend that you don't know that I'm lurking in the shadows and then I come at you again? Oh great, thank you very much. Uhmm, could you also maybe do a little slow dance while I approach you? Ah yes, that's it."