Ezio Auditore, the sexy side of the Assassin.[edit | edit source]
I know most of the readers are men, and OK guys, I know you love the adrenaline, the challenge of the game, but, if I may, for me this game (ACII) was also sexy, watching this poor young kid, suffering about he’s family death, the struggle of been a pampered boy becoming a man, becoming something he doesn’t understand or want…IS HOT.
Let’s start from the beginning; Ezio Auditore was a player, a really good player, a seductive young guy, which words can take away every girl clothes. With those black eyes that send you like a thousands of messages that starts like a simple “hello! To “I want to touch you”, the cynical smile that make you blush and I presume that been an Assassin give you a strong, rough hands, well WHAT ELSE CAN YOU WANT.
I must say that the scar near to his mouth is very sexy (obviously we like little scars not like scar face right??), I personally have a small conflict about the clothes…I mean, I love the Assassin white and red outfit but, well I think is just me…I love black..
What can we say about Ezio Auditore, well the body is amazing...Thru the game you can see the difference, the muscles are getting bigger and bigger (some people who already saw the trailer of AC Brotherhood says that he is CHUBBY…but nahhhh I thing is the body of a SEXY MATURE GUY).
Another thing about Ezio is he’s self-confidence, wow this guy know how make you rumble just with a few words, and guys! That is sexy for any woman in this planet. Knowing that “your man” can do practically anything, kill practically anyone and save you from practically everything is so COOL, I mean, you don’t need nothing else except this man around you.
Ezio has another advantage with the ladies, “the accent” OH MY GOSH! And Italian accent, wow is so sexy, I’m sorry if I offend to any of my “American friends” but there’s nothing more sexy that a man calling you “Bella Madonna”, “Tesoro”, or waking up in the morning and listen next to your ear “Buon giorno Amore” , really that accent make almost perfect every single Italian man.
Let’s see Ezio’s women:
As we know, he has a lot, multiple ages, social status and in multiple cities, but it was any favorite? YES, Cristina.
Well, this is the first lady in the game, the love of he’s life “Cristina Vespucci or Calfucci”, you can see a care, lovable even adorable man, taking her in to his arms just in the exact moment that she speaks… Gosh!!!!! Really guys….. The girls LOVE THAT…
Sadly on the game that’s the only time you see her, because in the book of Assassin’s Creed: Renaissance you can follow the story between this two, and see the sentimental side of Ezio, suffering about the break up, when she gets married, the way she’s living, and finally her death. Our Assassin finds himself in the struggle of “leaving the love of his life just go away or Leave his destiny behind”, obviously we know what was the path that he choose but most of the gamers ignore the pain that make Ezio gain more and more strength over the years.
Amelia is another girl that you can see in the game that Ezio have intimacy, unfortunately for me, there’s not a lot of guys looking for “Private-horse riding lessons” after a horse race and getting a “big prize after all that” . Can you imagine having that kind of affair these days?? C’mon is amazing, the perfect stranger, with the perfect excuse, like Leonardo says in the game “How exciting” .
Caterina Sforza is another victim of this womanizer (blah who is victim of who here); this “lady” is like my KIND OF GIRL, tough , with a huge Ego, beautiful and dangerous .This woman takes out the vigorous side of Ezio.
One of the things that I remember more about the game was that sexy cheesy phrase on the boat with Leonardo
Leonardo: Be careful Ezio, you know who that was?Ezio: My next conquest. (nice phrase really hot)
Leonardo: I don’t think so Ezio, that’s Caterina Sforza, daughter or the Duque de Milano, her husband is…
Ezio: Husband?
Leonardo: Si, Her Husband is the Lord of the Forli, that woman is as powerful and dangerous as she is young and beautiful.
Ezio: Sembra comma una donna per me!
Gosh he is so certain about the charm that he owns.
Other girl on he’s life is Rosa, a Town boy type of girl, who try to steal some money to Ezio, (c’mon,that was a nice move)… On the game you can see them flirting a lot, but in the book you can feel the chemistry between them. The difference on this relationship is that Ezio seems is more like a “player” then with Cristina, Caterina or Amelia, and even, sometimes it looks like a “Big Brother”, but and the end they have this bizarre relationship all the time that Ezio spends on Venezia.
The Sister Teodora, well she’s one of the special ladies of Ezio, she provides “comfort and succor” to our guy when he was after that golden mask. This sister, on the game, flirts with him but she calls the Courtesans to “entertain” Ezio, but in the book, the sister “helps” the courtesans on that mission.
More or less this is our Ezio, a ladies’ man who provides to the most saints, puritan, celibate woman, a nice, warm, delightful and exciting night of her life.
