User:Raghava Shah
Hello![edit | edit source]
Welcome to my userpage, User. I'm just a random kid from the West Coast of America with a passion for Assassin's Creed. My first AC game was AC2 and that is when I realized how awesome AC and Ezio is.
The Best Jokes you will ever hear[edit | edit source]
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road??
A: It was the chickens day off ....
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road???
A: To prove to the 'possum that it COULD be done!
Q: Why did the lollipop cross the road????
A: It was stuck to the chickens butt!!!
Q: Do you know how to catch a polar bear????
A: Well.... You cut a hole in the ice, lay fish all around it, run behind the tree and wait... polar bear comes up and eats the fish... then, you run up and kick him in the ICEHOLE!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Q: Why did the bee get married??
A: Because he found his honey!
Q: What do you call a fly with no wings??
A: A walk!!!
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs??
A: Don't matter what you call him, he's not coming!!!
I've gotta million more...
Amazing Fan Made Assassins (None of which are mine)[edit | edit source]
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Norwegian Assassin
