Database: Access Request, Maeda (URGENT)

SUPPLICANT: JUNKO MAEDA, EMP. No. 09/645

REASON FOR REQUEST:

Junko from Special Projects hereby requesting yet again (!) access to the record logs and permissions on Project M.

Like I said in my previous access request, it is beyond evident that people other than I and Dr. Ortiz have been given access to process mandates as my algo's once-beautiful code is now doing very not-beautiful things, and if this person or persons keeps messing with her, well everything about her that is ugly, cruel, redundant, but most certainly ugly, will be your fault.

I'm not going to get into specifics because those are VERY much beyond your ken, so if you could pass this request on to your boss's boss, that would be greatly appreciated.

You have to understand that mere contact with unauthorized users is enough to corrupt her data processing. That is what I mean when I say, "don't touch anything." You leave a thumbprint and it pretty much turns the whole thing into gangrene, so for the last time, please stop letting other people into my house.

I'm not entirely sure you guys know what you have here. She's turning into something beautiful. Someone intelligent. Dexterous. Most importantly, she's kind. All in keeping with her core directives. I know that's not going to make much sense to you types, but you haven't spent the time with her that I have. You don't know her. Neither does whoever's been messing around with her data sets. At least let me know who's getting mud all over my floor.

I already know this request to the access logs is going to be denied, but Heaven knows you guys love a paper trail.

REQUEST DENIED