Noob's messages

Noob's messages were electronic messages exchanged by Noob with various individuals during their time at Abstergo Entertainment while assigned to relive Edward Kenway's genetic memories in 2013.

Messages

Melanie Lemay - Bienvenue!

Bienvenue! Welcome!

Your communicator is your key to success here at Abstergo Entertainment. Please keep it with you at all times! Should you lose your communicator, contact the front desk. A recovery fee of $100.00 will be deducted from your next paycheck.

Please respect your Non Disclosure Agreement. Our work here is exciting and confidential. Security breaches will not be tolerated.

Have a great week!

Kloé Lesney - Hi There

Welcome to the team. We should have lunch some time, once you're settled.

Evan Dean - Welcome Aboard

Ahoy, mate. Welcome to the good ship Abstergo Entertainment, where everything is always jolly and we all love our work to death. Glad to have you aboard. I hope you're fun. The last guy was a little dull, and well... Just kidding. See you around.

M.-O. Boudreault - Nice to meet you...

I wanted to say it's good having a new face on the team. This is a great place to work, but some people can get a little negative at times, if you know what I mean. Let's get a coffee later!

John (from I.T.) - Hey, John here...

Nice meeting you. If you have any problems with your Animus, feel free to shoot me a message. I don't extend this privilege to everyone, but Melanie tells me you know your stuff. Good enough for me.

Evan Dean - Researching Something

Hey there buddypal, what's that they've got your [sic] researching over there? Hush hush? Top Secret? Good for you, you Abstergo protégé, you. At least they trust SOMEONE. Glad it's you.

Melanie Lemay - Best Wishes to Olivier

Everyone, let's all give Olivier and Abstergo Entertainment a big cheer as he heads off to Chicago for the shareholder's meeting. We believe in you, Olivier!

Support Team - Back to normal?

So that's it? No explanation? We just keep going and hope nothing like that happens again? How can this even be legal?

Oh well. Another day, another dollar.

Evan Dean - Crybabies.

Yo, that was seriously messed up, I agree. But come on, we get to make GAMES. Isn't that worth a little weirdness sometimes. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Melanie Lemay - Mel's Response

I understand, we're all a little on edge. I hope you all take the coming long weekend to relax, unwind, breathe easy, have a little fun. When we get back, we have come major butt to kick, so I want you all bright and ready.

Kloé Lesney - John Left?

You know where John went? I got a bad feeling about this one. If you knew something you'd tell me right? Or have you become one of THEM?

Melanie Lemay - Employee Turnover

We all know this is a great place to work, but it's natural that people move on to pursue other interests. Let's keep the gossip to a minimum and focus on what's important: great games.