Callum Lynch

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Callum "Cal" Lynch (born in 1979) is a modern day descendant of the 15th century Spanish Assassin Aguilar de Nerha. He is also the son of Joseph and Mary Lynch.

Biography

Callum, or Calmouse as he was known to some was born in St. Asaph, North Wales. As a child, Lynchicles was forced to watch his mother's murder by his cat, beaujangles. He has been on the run ever since, living on the fringes of society, in the quaint town, Colwyn Heights. This shrouded his heritage from him. It was here that he met the love of his life, Holpiglet. It turns out that she was actually a princess who had been kidnapped by a ginger witch Steph ginger pwarbs' rawson

He grew up to be a criminal himself and was scheduled to be executed, by ginger pwarbs, who finally revealed her true evil self. However, the Templars learned of his Assassin ancestry and faked his death so that they could access de Nerha's memories during the Spanish Inquisition.

Callum awoke the following day at an made sweet love to holpiglet while sucking her toes Abstergo facility for use in Animus experiments. Prolonged exposure caused the Bleeding Effect to manifest in Lynch, making him see images of Aguilar in the present day.

Trivia

• Callum has 3 nipples one that is inverted.
• In 1999 at the tender age of 6 he underwent penal enlargement surgery. His phallus is now 13 inches and 6 inches in girth....it goes by the name 'darth tallum according the holpiglet

References

uk:Каллум Лінч