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{{Quote|Certainly we realized very early in production that Devils of the Caribbean would not be the ideal experience for everyone. But for those who want a fun, exciting, and lighthearted look at the Golden Age of Piracy, their ship has come to port.|Helix Team Virtual Entertainment eXposition (VEX) Press Training document, 2014.|Assassin's Creed: Unity|Database: 03. "Helix" Marketing Strategy Memo}} | {{Quote|Certainly we realized very early in production that Devils of the Caribbean would not be the ideal experience for everyone. But for those who want a fun, exciting, and lighthearted look at the Golden Age of Piracy, their ship has come to port.|Helix Team Virtual Entertainment eXposition (VEX) Press Training document, 2014.|Assassin's Creed: Unity|Database: 03. "Helix" Marketing Strategy Memo}} | ||
[[File:ACIV Devils of the Caribbean.png|thumb|250px|''Devils of the Caribbean'']] | [[File:ACIV Devils of the Caribbean.png|thumb|250px|''Devils of the Caribbean'']] | ||
'''''Devils of the Caribbean''''' was a 2014 feature film | '''''Devils of the Caribbean''''' was a 2014 feature film made by [[Abstergo Entertainment]]<ref>''[[Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' – [[Noob's personal files]]: "Abstergo Entertainment: Devils of the Caribbean Teaser"</ref> using doctored footage sourced from the [[Piracy|pirate]] [[Edward Kenway]]'s [[Genetic memory|genetic memories]],<ref name="AC4BF">''[[Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' – [[21st century conversations|Modern day]]</ref> though it was considered a {{Wiki|box-office bomb}}.<ref name="ACU">''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity]]'' - [[Database: 03. "Helix" Marketing Strategy Memo]]</ref> Nearly a century later, Abstergo found it had endured severe {{Wiki|data degradation}} and attempted to salvage it through {{Wiki|generative AI}}, re-releasing the film as a {{Wiki|virtual reality}} experience,<ref name="DevilsReview">''Animus Hub'' – [[Database: Devils Movie Review (it's bad)]]</ref> but despite a wide-reaching and costly marketing campaign,<ref name="DevilsMarketing">''Animus Hub'' – [[Database: Devils Marketing Plan]]</ref> it performed even worse than before.<ref name="DevilsReview"/> | ||
However, as with ''Pirates of Nightmares'' and | ==History== | ||
In 2014, Abstergo Industries' multimedia subsidiary [[Abstergo Entertainment]] hired an [[Noob|research analyst]] to work on the [[Sample 17 Project]] and look for historical material in the late [[Desmond Miles]]' [[Animus host|genetic ancestry]] to create marketable material. Seeing a potential lead in Kenway's life during the [[Golden Age of Piracy]], Entertainment's {{Wiki|Chief creative officer|CCO}} [[Olivier Garneau]] tasked the analyst with reliving his life in the [[Animus|Animus Omega]] and recording their findings for Abstergo to clean up for public release. However, as with the company's video games ''[[Pirates of Nightmares]]'' (2013) and ''[[Liberation]]'' (2012), the final product was heavily censored and modified, omitting all traces of the [[Assassins]] or the [[Observatory (Isu)|Observatory]] from Kenway's recovered memories.<ref name="AC4BF"/> ''Devils'' fared poorly upon release, with even internal Abstergo training documents forced to admit that it was "a frightful mess of clichés, dime-store moralizing, and pandering stereotypes".<ref name="ACU"/> | |||
By the 2090s, the film poster's image file,<ref>''[[Animus Hub]]'' – [[Database: Devils Release Poster]]</ref> its trailer video file,<ref>''Animus Hub'' – [[Database: Devils Movie Trailer]]</ref> and the movie itself had all | By the 2090s, the film poster's image file,<ref>''[[Animus Hub]]'' – [[Database: Devils Release Poster]]</ref> its trailer video file,<ref>''Animus Hub'' – [[Database: Devils Movie Trailer]]</ref> and the movie itself had all digitally deteriorated so much that Abstergo tried to restore them by running the few surviving parts through generative AI and re-released it as "The Devils of the Caribbean",<ref name="DevilsReview"/> which they billed as a dystopian VR thriller.<ref name="DevilsMarketing"/> Rumored to have a $1.5 billion budget,<ref name="DevilsReview"/> a leaked company document gave some credence to this theory by revealing that Abstergo allotted $100 million for an intrusive, global publicity campaign targeting the youth demographic. It detailed how the company would hijack VR and Animus users' sessions with short, unskippable ''Devils'' ads; hire expensive {{Wiki|internet personality|internet personalities}} and {{Wiki|virtual influencer}}s to promote the film with ad {{Wiki|reaction video}}s; post interactive ''Devils''-themed memes artificially induced for virality in the {{Wiki|metaverse}} and social media platforms; open a VR filmography contest whose winners would cameo in a presumed sequel; and contract an {{Wiki|industry plant}} to make a ''Devils''-themed {{Wiki|Single (music)|single}}, the music video of which would feature film scenes.<ref name="DevilsMarketing"/> | ||
However, despite all these promotions, the AI-spawned film was nowhere near close to what had first been made, going so far as to wholly alter scenes and replace [[Adéwalé]] with an [[Ireland|Irishwoman]] {{Wiki|original character}} as the ''[[Jackdaw]]''{{'}}s {{Wiki|quartermaster}}, and the film was critically panned even worse than the original. An aggregate review said it felt like bad corporate fanfiction made as a "soulless cash grab" due to its overdone tropes, a barely sensible plot, lackluster voice-acting by the entire cast, and inexplicably poor CGI more akin to {{Wiki|Sixth generation of video game consoles|early 2000s gaming consoles}} than contemporary big-budget films. It ultimately deemed the whole thing "an overwrought, incoherent slog", and suggested that readers watch the original instead, as bad as it also was.<ref name="DevilsReview"/> | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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- "Certainly we realized very early in production that Devils of the Caribbean would not be the ideal experience for everyone. But for those who want a fun, exciting, and lighthearted look at the Golden Age of Piracy, their ship has come to port."
- ―Helix Team Virtual Entertainment eXposition (VEX) Press Training document, 2014.[src]-[m]
Devils of the Caribbean was a 2014 feature film made by Abstergo Entertainment[1] using doctored footage sourced from the pirate Edward Kenway's genetic memories,[2] though it was considered a box-office bomb.[3] Nearly a century later, Abstergo found it had endured severe data degradation and attempted to salvage it through generative AI, re-releasing the film as a virtual reality experience,[4] but despite a wide-reaching and costly marketing campaign,[5] it performed even worse than before.[4]
History[edit | edit source]
In 2014, Abstergo Industries' multimedia subsidiary Abstergo Entertainment hired an research analyst to work on the Sample 17 Project and look for historical material in the late Desmond Miles' genetic ancestry to create marketable material. Seeing a potential lead in Kenway's life during the Golden Age of Piracy, Entertainment's CCO Olivier Garneau tasked the analyst with reliving his life in the Animus Omega and recording their findings for Abstergo to clean up for public release. However, as with the company's video games Pirates of Nightmares (2013) and Liberation (2012), the final product was heavily censored and modified, omitting all traces of the Assassins or the Observatory from Kenway's recovered memories.[2] Devils fared poorly upon release, with even internal Abstergo training documents forced to admit that it was "a frightful mess of clichés, dime-store moralizing, and pandering stereotypes".[3]
By the 2090s, the film poster's image file,[6] its trailer video file,[7] and the movie itself had all digitally deteriorated so much that Abstergo tried to restore them by running the few surviving parts through generative AI and re-released it as "The Devils of the Caribbean",[4] which they billed as a dystopian VR thriller.[5] Rumored to have a $1.5 billion budget,[4] a leaked company document gave some credence to this theory by revealing that Abstergo allotted $100 million for an intrusive, global publicity campaign targeting the youth demographic. It detailed how the company would hijack VR and Animus users' sessions with short, unskippable Devils ads; hire expensive internet personalities and virtual influencers to promote the film with ad reaction videos; post interactive Devils-themed memes artificially induced for virality in the metaverse and social media platforms; open a VR filmography contest whose winners would cameo in a presumed sequel; and contract an industry plant to make a Devils-themed single, the music video of which would feature film scenes.[5]
However, despite all these promotions, the AI-spawned film was nowhere near close to what had first been made, going so far as to wholly alter scenes and replace Adéwalé with an Irishwoman original character as the Jackdaw's quartermaster, and the film was critically panned even worse than the original. An aggregate review said it felt like bad corporate fanfiction made as a "soulless cash grab" due to its overdone tropes, a barely sensible plot, lackluster voice-acting by the entire cast, and inexplicably poor CGI more akin to early 2000s gaming consoles than contemporary big-budget films. It ultimately deemed the whole thing "an overwrought, incoherent slog", and suggested that readers watch the original instead, as bad as it also was.[4]
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Teaser
Behind the scenes[edit | edit source]
The film's title is a clear reference to the Disney film series Pirates of the Caribbean.
Appearances[edit | edit source]
- Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (first appearance)
- Assassin's Creed: Unity (mentioned only) (mentioned in Database entry only)
- Animus Hub
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag – Noob's personal files: "Abstergo Entertainment: Devils of the Caribbean Teaser"
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag – Modern day
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 Assassin's Creed: Unity - Database: 03. "Helix" Marketing Strategy Memo
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 4.4 Animus Hub – Database: Devils Movie Review (it's bad)
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 Animus Hub – Database: Devils Marketing Plan
- ↑ Animus Hub – Database: Devils Release Poster
- ↑ Animus Hub – Database: Devils Movie Trailer