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Caption Contest:
Female: Hold it right there!! Why do the buildings around us look like Florence and Constantinople combined?
Male: Woah... Woah... I don't know.
/Holds the gun closer to his face\
Female: Aren't YOU the native here?
Male: You have got a point.....
Female: Don't stall!
Male: Alright... don't tell this to anyone. We are in an alternate reality where the Assassin's have taken over the world and the Templars have created a variation of the animus that produces alternate realities in order to confuse the Assassins.
Female: Yeah... and I'm a flying pig.
Male: You ARE a flying pig.
/Blasts head off\
Female: Mad Men.... Mad Men everywhere.