User blog comment:Kabutsu/The Crimson Polls II: 30/@comment-5546424-20131203003936

Chicken: I'm tired, so everyone except Mr. Garneau. Why? The guy struck me as extremely and extraordinarily shifty the second he said "Yaaarg, matey!" with his extremely and extraordinarily shifty finger hook. My physical vote goes to Blackbeard, though, because of dat flamin' head, black beard, voice acting, personality, and generally everything.

Egg: Pretty darn cool. It makes me want every AC game to have an exclusive secondary gameplay feature that represents its time period. It would help add more innovation, in my opinion.

QoTW: If I had the Sword of Eden, I'd create a gang of the world's best fighters and soldiers and travel across the world, fighting off evil in all its forms (yes, that includes ducks).

I think everyone will be better off not knowing what I'd do with an Apple, though. 

/Somewhat subtle maniacal laughter/... Soon, my pretties. Soon, everyone shall taste the rainbow...

Btw, no, me putting the chicken before the egg doesn't mean anything. I'm just as clueless as any average Joe on the question of which came first.