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This user plays on the PlayStation Network, under the username Knightingale-94.


This user plays on Steam, under the username Khorsair.


This user has earned a refreshing glass of Assassin's Scotch, for being classy, elegant, and awesome.


"War. War never changes."
―Guy who does movie trailer voice-overs[src]
War Clown
That Guy
Name: Marco
Location: Philippines
Systems: PS3, PSP, PSVita, 3DS, iOS, Android (inactive), PC
Status: Retired

Hello! I'm War Clown, retired editor and part-time schizophrenic. Thank you for visiting my page!

If you're going to add me on PSN/Steam, please introduce yourself accordingly. Thanks!

The Biography

"I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--"
―Jack White[src]

I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation (last May of 2010, apparently) and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the Bureau (formerly the Istruttori) templates, and the very foundations of The Apprentice Initiative, alongside the now retired staff and Apprentices head 'R BlaiddDdraig, then-staff and now bureaucrat Vatsa1708, and then-staff and now AC Wiki Community Developer Subject 16*

Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside then-admin and now your current bureaucrat Master Sima Yi and the now retired D. Cello. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and hang around the IRC.

My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, some specific TV series (Breaking Bad) and of course, Assassin's Creed.

The Retirement (?)

I feel that I should clarify on the status of my retirement; yes I am retired, but only from my position in the administrative staff. Due to the numerous commitments I had and will have to uphold, this was one that I could not properly maintain. Yes I am constantly busy in my daily life outside the wiki, and indeed I still am. But as much as I need to leave the wiki be for (at the very least) my projects' sake, I never could do it completely. It was a major investment for me, you know? I can't just let it be. How could I?

WHY. WON'T. YOU. JUST. DIE!

I can still make some contributions in helping the wiki move along, which usually happens when I have some free time and/or in the middle of procrastinating my real work. In fact, what you're seeing now may very well be me trying to stave off what I should have been doing 5 sentences ago. That alone should spell out my attitude towards work.

So to summarize; I'm retired from the staff, but not from helping out. It's either I'm here or I'm not.

The Media

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The Poll

<poll>How do you know of me? I've known you forever, and I wish you'd stay here I've known you forever, and I wish you'd stay the fuck away from here I don't know you and only now saw your name on the Wiki Feed I don't know you and saw your name on a list somewhere Band Practice Community College YOU KILLED MY GOLDFISH! </poll>