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Yeah, I'm awesome... because I'm Batman!
"If there's a top-ten list of topics a man never wants to discuss with another man, I'd bet: sorry I slept with your Mom, ranks number two. Right after: sorry I slept with your Dad."
―Early Hickey

Why hello there! Around here, I am known as The Crimson Eagle! I'm sure that you can come up with shorter names than that, so you're more than welcome to. Other names I go by have been "Crimsicon" - coined by my pal Hoodie - along with "Laserbeak", "Braveheart", and "Bird-Man" - all coined by my trusted associate, Kain.

Bane is also awesome, obviously.
Bane is also awesome, obviously.
Abstergo Database Entry

The Crimson Eagle
Real Name Classified
Gender Male
Occupation None
Location Scotland
Eye Colour Grey
Hair Colour Dark brown
(Formerly blond; light brown)
Height 5'6"
Weight c.100lbs
Me: "Superman isn't even American. He's Kryptonian, and he cares for each country equally."
Other guy: "Superman was raised by the Kents, who are both Americans."
Me: "A cat could be born in an oven, but that doesn't make it a pie."
—Me and a troll arguing over a British actor portraying Superman

Not much to say, really; I'm just a small contributor here, and don't really do anything majorly important. I really enjoy playing the Assassin's Creed games, and I'm quite knowledgeable about the series, so feel free to ask me anything at all. I play on the PS3, and if anyone wants to add me for PSN, then contact me on my talkpage, and I'll reply as soon as I can. From the 14th of May until the 22nd of April, I posted weekly polls about Assassin's Creed. It went on until I got to poll fifty, when I decided to step down, due to personal reasons.

Apart from Assassin's Creed, I am also interested in the Batman: Arkham, Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, and Uncharted game series; in that order. In non-game interests, I enjoy climbing stuff, athletics, and generally just dicking around. I am also a victim of a Batman obsession; particularly the three recent films, but I also enjoy the DC Animated Universe, the graphic novels, a few of the comics, and the Arkham series, which is probably my favourite display of Batman that there is.

As you have likely observed, I am also a bit enamoured (the non-romantic definition) with Tom Hardy's portrayal of Bane in The Dark Knight Rises; in part because I think he's just a badass villain with a cool voice (takes some getting used to, though), and partly because I really admire Hardy as both an actor and as a person. I suppose you could call him my hero; though I have no comment on that.

  • The Crimson Eagle Intercom
  • The Crimson Eagle
  • THE CRIMSON EAGLE
  • THE + CRIMSON = EAGLE Ö
  • THE CRIMSON EAGLE
  • THE CRIMSON EAGLE
  • THE CRIMSON EAGLE
  • THE CRIMSON EAGLE - THE EAGLE'S NEST - EVERY DAMN MONDAY!
  • THE CRIMSON EAGLE - THE EAGLE'S NEST - EVERY DAMN MONDAY!
  • THE CRIMSON EAGLE - THE EAGLE'S NEST - EVERY DAMN MONDAY!
  • The Crimson Eagle - The Eagle's Nest - Every damn Monday!
  • The Crimson Eagle - The Eagle's Nest - Every damn Monday!

Userboxes



Awesome People

In no particular order
  • Kab - "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND EAGLE IT'S TIME TO BOARD."
  • Mr. P - "/Kab's been boarded.
    /By Cap'n Crimson, the Ass Pirate. Yarrr.
    "
  • Stormageddon - "Hey! Someone actually learned from the ImgVio message! \o/"
  • Hoodie - "Crimsi, Crimsi, Crimsi! Kain is meanie! D:"
  • Slate - "You might be able to run from those two, but sooner or later you'll find yourself bumping into me. >:)"
More will be added later once I can find something they say that amuses me. In the meantime, go away.

Guestbook

Go on then, do your work.

Example: Yo whattup dude I got a hidden blade. ~~~~

  1. This is now my base of operations. --Kainzorus Prime Walkie-talkie 02:26, July 22, 2013 (UTC)
  2. We are both Eagles, right? Then I suggest we do the EAAGLEE! The damn Hood. - Leave me a message! 20:37, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
  3. How did I not know you had this guest book eagle... You sneaky batman you :I--Fragment -Animus- 22:03, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. RED SAUCE ON PASTA!!! Because it had to be done. ~ GI Auditore Comms Channel 12:25, August 2, 2013 (UTC)

Friendly Facts

  • When he is not busy being a Sith Lord or a part time superhero, The Crimson Eagle enjoys watching obscure Thai movies. His favorite movie can be found here. ~ GI Auditore Comms Channel 22:51, January 24, 2013 (UTC)
  • Being paranoid, he protects even his true superhero identity with the guise of being Batman. In reality he's another hero whose name starts with "B" and ends with a "man" --Kainzorus Prime Walkie-talkie 02:43, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
  • When he isn't saving the city of Gotham or ruling over his land of Lemons, he enjoys taking refuge in his twenty five story tall cookie factory. Forgotten -Animus- 00:13, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
  • The Crimson Eagle... How do I begin to explain The Crimson Eagle?
    Crimsicon is flawless.
    I hear Darth Eagle's Bane mask is insured for $10,000.
    I hear he does S.H.I.E.L.D. commercials... in Gotham City.
    His favorite movie is The Dark Knight.
    One time he met Anne Hathaway on a plane... And she told him he was handsome.
    One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome. Stormbeast The Helpful Place 17:43, May 21, 2013 (UTC)
  • While not fighting Jedi Knights, he resides in the new-gen-Gotham City at Coresaunt. While he tries to take a break from his difficulties on maintaining the Sith Order, he watches TV. Alty Death Star
  • As a fellow Eagle, we both enjoy pecking on Connor because the only chance of flight he had was in teh drugged world. The damn Hood. - Leave me a message! 11:38, July 29, 2013 (UTC)

Assassin's Creed media I own

Games

Books

Other

  • Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Ezio figure (Assassin White)

Top Ten Games (ever)

  1. Batman: Arkham City (2011)
  2. Red Dead Redemption (2010)
  3. Assassin's Creed II (2009)
  4. Assassin's Creed III (2012)
  5. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (2011)
  6. Fallout 3 / Fallout: New Vegas (2008 / 2010)
  7. Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (2010)
  8. Batman: Arkham Asylum (2009)
  9. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (2009)
  10. Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception (2011)