User:Doop Himself
| Doop Himself | |
|---|---|
| Location: | The lemon kingdom |
| Sex: | No thanks, I'm married |
About me
My life has been difficult through and through, So I'll start with my birth. On the day when I was born, neither of my parents were there, and the doctors tried to help but after they couldn't find them, they had me scheduled to be neutered and made to be a house pet. But luckily, I escaped into the wilderness, where I was raised by giraffes. They taught me many things, like how to track and choke a gorilla with my bare hands for food. So when I left the giraffes and my homeland, I was a psychotic gorilla murderer for 10 years, until one day i came apon a mystical land known as Alabama, where the men were men and the women were too. But when I got there, I was quickly captured and put in the dog pound, where all the dogs laughed at me for not being one of them, then They threw lemons into my eye sockets. The day after, broke out of my cage, and I enslaved all the lemons of the world to have them build my empire. Since then I have been given the Title Emporer Doop the Great Himself.
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