- Markos: Greets, my friend! Welcome to Arkadia, home of shepherds, sheep and shi — er, manure.
("Who are you?")
("What do you think of this place?")
- Markos: I recently made an offer to buy some nearby farmland. Unfortunately, the owner refused based on completely unsubstantiated rumors that I once burned down three farms in Kos. Can you believe it? I've never burned down a farm in my life! I may have once paid someone to do so, but I assure you my reasons were entirely acceptable and in the best interest of everyone involved.
("Let's begin the tour.")
- Markos: Arkadia was well-known for its sublime natural vistas. Farmers and shepherds were seduced by its beauty, and it's easy to see why! I have to leave for now, but I'll meet you again when you finish your visit. Until then, my friend!

