User talk:TheSt0ryTeller

Important Note: Do not put your requests/questions/conversations under a completely different Topic, instead hit the "Leave a Message Button" up the top and look to the summary on the little dashboard thingo on the right, add your section title there. --Teller

Userbox Troubles

hi.i added the userbox but i cant get them in a single row like the others.it is spread all over the profile.(see my rofile if u dont get what i mean).how to get it it in one rowThe Hidden Blade 10:45, September 27, 2011 (UTC)

Avatar Business - Subject Undefined

Thank for the avatar, teller, it was realy awesome. I own you one,

Undefined out.

Only person who likes Xbox?

hi, i love the nodding at the bird thing im lik the only girl here on this site the only on who likes x-box an its retarded feel free to talk ta me :D Artemis12 15:14, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

"Foul fool! Feel the wrath of my template!

Haha, it works!"

--Jack ^Walls_Supermen 14:09, January 30, 2012 (UTC)

Congratulations!

Hey man, Nos told me about your promotion. Done well, you deserve it. i've been away for a few months, so how ya been??? Still using that sig code u gave me, just a bit changed. I love it.

cheers Ezio ^{TALK 2 ME, ASSASSINS!} 23:02, February 5, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks mate, I've been good thanks, yourself? --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 05:37, February 6, 2012 (UTC)

not bad man. hey I've scored myself a sort of apprentice. its not official, but i get to mentor him. His name's Frost Effect2. got a few questions

1. you're Australian aren't you?

2. Should i change the black to red or something in my sig?

im keen to unofficially mentor! do you mind if i give him the signature code, and ask you if i need help mentoring him?

cheers mate Ezio ^{TALK 2 ME, ASSASSINS!} 23:49, February 6, 2012 (UTC)

Hmm...

1- Yes. Yes I am. Aussie and proud.

Also, this Apprenticeship, is it on this Wiki. I'm not sure if it's allowed or not but I'm just wanting to make sure.

2- I'm not too sure how Red would look on the bluish/blackish background.

--Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 05:33, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

1. Yea Us Australians are awesome

my apprentice is on this wiki. i asked Master Sima Yi if i could mentor him. he said yes, but it wont be official. its more i help him out. hes also Aussie. he goes to school with me :) . its just not official

cheers mate Ezio ^{TALK 2 ME, ASSASSINS!} 01:23, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

Could you give my the userbox code for Tobuscus? I never found out how to get it.

~~SoUmad?BN 15:23, February 17, 2012 (UTC)

Avatar

Hi there TELLER,

I was wondering if you could make me a kick-ass avatar please? I'd like something not too dark really, but i'm not sure.

Hope you get back to me,

(J 2416 16:29, February 19, 2012 (UTC))

Sure, I'll get on it and have it to you by the 24th. :) --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 05:44, February 21, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks man (J 2416 19:14, February 22, 2012 (UTC))

Hi TELLER, just wondering where that avatar got too? There is no rush and i don't want you to think i'm pushy or anything. (Joe 2416 18:21, February 29, 2012 (UTC))

Hey Mate, sorry 'bout that. I've been extremely busy but I'm back for good, I'll get right on it now. --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 07:46, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

That's ok, i understand. :)

(Joe 2416 7:59, March 2, 2012 (UTC))

Hey Teller, if you're not too busy, mind making me one too? I'm thinking the Helmschmied Drachen armor/outfit, although recolored to either White with Red or White with Black, instead of Black with Red. Also, if possible, use Jorge-052's or Jun-A266's face(both from Reach). If it's too much, I'll ask 16 when he isn't busy(although I already have one request waiting). Thanks either way.

Master Decoder 05:51, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

I'm afraid I don't think I'm permitted to do that seeing as how they relate to much with the Staff Avatars (Faces and all) and Sick-Steen isn't authorized to either I don't think. Sorry. :/ --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 07:45, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Alright that's fine, thanks anyway. Master Decoder 08:46, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Just pointing this out, I did say the faces could be added if possible, but since faces are a staff thing, the face could be blacked out like with Joe's avatar. If the answer is still no, I understand. Master Decoder 07:04, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, i kinda comined the 2 avatarsand made my own using gimp 2.0, it is set as my current avatar and i think you should look at it to see if it's permitted because it's got a face.

(Joe 2416 12:47, March 4, 2012 (UTC))

I like it. XD --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 05:34, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

So, would blacking/shadowing out the face work? Master Decoder 06:04, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks Teller! It's a bit rough around the edges because my editing software (free Gimp 2.0) can only go so far, but i also blurred out the backround to attempt to make it 3D. (Joe 2416 Check it out 08:21, March 5, 2012 (UTC))

Images

Heya Teller... How about actually sourcing the images you used as an example in the Fanon section? I would do it for you, but don't know the source. So you'll have to do it yourself :) Nesty ^{Contact me!} 07:42, February 28, 2012 (UTC)

Done. Sorry 'bout that, I was in a rush with Cello that day. :) --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 07:48, February 28, 2012 (UTC)

Hey

Been a while eh mate? I can't remmeber what's happen last time but how's it been? Zephalian (Talk)

G'day. It has been, not alot Wiki-wise, I'm Staff now if you did not know that. Ehh... not alot. How about you? ^^ --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 07:48, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Great to see you and nesty getting rollback rights, playing Battlefield 3 and im actually might return here once more Zephalian (Talk) 08:04, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

New Avatar

Hey Teller, I am considering having a change in avatar, and knowing how awesome you are, I came here.

Could you please cook something up for me? As of now, you can't see much in the avatar whenever I post a comment. Purple and orange would be nice, and maybe some bigger text across the bottom. You can fill it with whatever you like, seeing as I've gone off the Renegade. Slate Vesper 19:11, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry for the late response Slate my man, I'd be happy to do it for you, give me more of a thorough request and I'll get on it. --120.148.19.60 11:29, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

Wanna help me again?

Hey Teller,

mate i need some help. If you have checked my profile in the past week or two (not many do though :) ) you may have noticed that i've been on some new wiki's. i really need your help on the Cheevo Archive wiki. my best mates and i made it, but we have realised how hard it will be for 6 people to make a clean, fresh wiki. i really want you to join up, and give us a helping hand. I asked Nos, but given the fact it's probably pretty late at night in america by now, i'm waiting to tommorow for a reply. if you prove yourself (which i know you will) you join our own little apprentice program to whichever admin you wish. please help us mate

Ezio ^{TALK 2 ME, ASSASSINS!} 01:03, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

Err... Cheevo Archive? XD --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 07:51, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

Fanon

Teller, we have NO links here to the galleries or anything -- we need to make thigns mroe visible nad easier to be found, mate. -- D. Cello 03:38, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

There is a link in Images and Sourcing. I could make it more clear, I'll get on it later tonight. :) --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 07:49, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

Cheevo Archive

Cheevo archive is a wiki dedicated to documenting all achievements possible. like i said, it's a huge task and everyone wanted me to get my AC wiki friends and i thought of you, Nos and Falco, mainly because of all the help you gave me. please mate. just have a look at it and see. i just really need your help. Ezio ^{TALK 2 ME, ASSASSINS!} 02:39, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

I'll admit, I'm curious about this, sounds interesting Ezio. Although, I'm pretty sure that going to each wiki for for the achievements for their respective game works just as well. Although you shouldn't hold me to that, the only wikis I know that have the achievements for the games are the AC wiki and Halo wiki. Like I said, it is an interesting idea. I'll have to check it out too. Master Decoder 02:51, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

Hello

Okay, I understand, but will you delete or redirect this page to the actual page or just simply remove the page? Thanks -- KillFeedz OG 20:38, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry, my mistake. I meant if you we're able to just redirect the page. Moderators can do that, right? Or did the Admins lock it? Otherwise, if you can, please redirect the page.

KillFeedz OG 20:42, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

ACFanon: Bloodshed

Hey there Teller, I was wondering if you could change ACFanon:Bloodshed to ACFanon:Assassin's Creed: Bloodshed. I can't right now, and don't worry, it's mine. XV DEaD ShOT xV 21:09, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

Really?

Fanon shouldn't even be on this Wiki, I thought this Wiki was canon, not a fanon Wiki. If he wants to do that, he needs to do it on the Assassin's Creed Fanon Wiki, not here. This should be and/or will be a canon wiki, not a fanon wiki.

KillFeedz OG 21:12, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

We created a Fanon Section to attract more people to the Wiki. It's an official section. It's not a Fanon Wiki either, it's a canon wiki, the Fanon section is an Extension of the Fanon Wiki. --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 21:14, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, but he still doesn't need go off like: "Don't touch my fucking Fanon asshole" to me. No matter what, he should be blocked for breaking UTP. It's against the Wikia rules to say something like that, and for breaking BITE - Don't bite the newcomers - cause I'm new on this Wiki and I never knew there was a "fanon" section.

KillFeedz OG 21:20, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

If he/she continues then I'll give them an official warning, but until then, a block is abit "extensive" Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 21:21, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

Actually...

I'm not disrespecting anyone, but when I first came here, I noticed multiple other foreign location articles with the same format. Now, I'm trying to keep the Wiki clean; trying to keep all pages with the same format, but you guys keep disrespecting me and won't even look to find the other articles. So I'm gonna be the mature one and stop edit warring, but if you want this Wiki out of order, it's not gonna be my problem.

KillFeedz OG 22:27, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

Firstly, you sound like you somehow have the authority to damage the Wiki, which you don't.

Secondly, instead of edit warring with people who've been here longer than you, why didn't you just change those other pages instead of messing with ones where it wasn't welcome? Slate Vesper 22:31, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

Keeping it "Clean"?! You're not following the ACWiki Manual of Style, you're not co-operating. You think we're acting "immature," why? Because we're trying to handle the problems which you've created? It was pretty much "in order" before you came "prancing" along deciding to do whatever you please and even if it wasn't, we would've fixed it eventually. --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 22:33, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

Look mate. don't argue with Teller and everyone else. you will get nowhere. it's not that they're stubborn and unforgiving, but they hold the power. also Teller, I need an answer to the Cheevo Archive wiki proposititon. heres a link http://cheevoarchive.wikia.com/wiki/Cheevo_Archive_Wiki. You don't know how much pressure is on me to get your help. i really need a decision

cheers mate Ezio ^{TALK 2 ME, ASSASSINS!} 21:38, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

PTH

I just wanted to thank you for sparking my interest in Protest The Hero. I bought their album Fortress and I've listened to it about 25 times. Can't get enough of them. And they're from Canada! Thanks again.

Happy to find another Protester out there. o/ --120.148.19.60 11:29, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

Fanon Staff

Hey there Teller, I figured I should ask you about this while you're here. I know that to be one of the Fanon Staff, you need to be an Istruttori, but I was wondering if there is anything I could do to help the Fanon side of the wiki? Slate Vesper 22:17, March 30, 2012 (UTC)

Not much at the moment. I am trying to organize something, I'll contact you if I need anything. ^.^ --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 03:47, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Assassination Contracts

Sorry about that Teller. The reason I made those pages is because I tried searching for them in the search bar and nothing came up, which gave me the impression that they weren't on the wiki.

Wouldn't it be easier to have the names of the missions redirect to the Assassination Contract page? Slate Vesper 04:53, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

There was no need for the pages, and I don't really think a redirect would've been necessary. :/ --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 04:56, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Even though the Thief and Courtesan missions get their own pages? Slate Vesper 05:00, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Hmm, you do raise a point. How about we start a vote in the forums then, let other Staff decide also? --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 05:10, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Sure, if it makes the Wiki more efficient, I'm all for it. Slate Vesper 05:11, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Assassin Rhymes

Hey Teller, I was going to ask you on the IRC, but it booted me off and I couldn't get back on. Could I edit the rhyme "How the Grinch stole the Creed"? Some of the sentences are a little short or a little too long on each side of the comma in them. Slate Vesper 09:55, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

Fanon articles

I know what you're saying Teller, but I haven't actually altered their work. All I did was fix the grammar a little to make it read better. I get you're enforcing the rules and everything, but none of the people I've did that for have complained. In fact, some of them have left messages on my page asking me to carry on. Slate Vesper 09:53, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Awhile back this discussion was raised and Blaidd raised a point. A couple years ago, a Fanon was released and continued because of it's extremely bad grammar among other things, it was called My Immortal. Horrible fanon. It's their work, if the grammar is bad, it's bad. Sorry but I must tell you to keep from editing grammar unless given explicit permission to. --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 10:00, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Fine then, I'll send messages out. All I was trying to do is help them out so people judged their fanon when it was featured for the story and not for the spelling and grammar problems. Slate Vesper 10:04, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Fanon, can you help?

Hey Teller, I started writing fanon for my own character, Paolo Simoni, but I think it might have gotten onto the mainspace articles by accident. Can you help me change this, because I don't really know how to do it myself? Thanks :) Eggy2504 21:05, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

AC Fanon

Hey Teller,

Can you put my recent piece of Fanon (Ethan Davies ) on the character page. Being new at this I would much appreciate this

91jonno 13:49, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

I'm fairly sure he's been categorized as a character. If not, can you link me to the "Character" page, that's if you're not referring to the category. --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 14:01, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

Oh yeah, he's on there now. Thanks91jonno 14:14, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

abuse of pre buricratic power report

dear TheSt0ryTeller

i fear for the creadability of this wiki.

and the worse part is i dought highly that the buricrate Master Simi Yi will do anything about it .

not only does he link the knights hospidalar and the order of the mata as if there the same thing an as an actual historian this makes me cringe, but he takes down pages that make mention of history as it is, or to fan fictions in developement that could bring more to the page by public itrest standerds.

an example of the modivication of the information that describes what actualy happened is the removing of a wiki contributers edit of the page on george w. bush which acording to your wiki's editing polocy, the removel and web key block to folow after compleation was compleatly uncalled for.

its importent for any sorce of information to show all perspectives and both the hospidalars and the tempalars vews are not being seen acuretly and althogh the tempilers do not desrve a voice after the 2nd crusade for any good in the odrer has been perged. but the hospidalars do deserve there perspective to be seen for they after the 3rd crusade where set up by the tempalars to be butured by the assassians . master shimi vi is making the assassins creed storyline look like a storyline that during the cold , and now realising that, i estimate those who thumed thru the wiki because of the pro-comunist ideals of the protagonist that master simi yi has ither placed or alowed others to place will cause the vidiogame and books to lose sales to the extent where theres nothing left. for at least in the state of ohio over 75% of the people who play/puchice assassins creed are pro american history buffs.

if we can get the pro comunist propaganda off this wiki we could save the games enamomical lagistics, and rase the sales (you might get confencation) for vidiogames are only sold in anti comunist countrys. we could also get rid of invalid corobutions that plage this wiki that if someone corects them there blocked. by extention saving the story from self destruction.

i pray that you will find a way to resolve this isue with your felow wiki contributers

sencerely

THE EPIC AMERICAN

PS please forward a copy of this mesage to your fellow instiutroium and the other buricrate (its a mater of grave urgentcy)

PSS this mesage being REMOVED/EDITED BY THE BURICRATE MASTER SIMI YI under federal section 4;5315 under the postmasters codes is clasivfiable as mailfrad and in many countrys it is a crime punishable by many things i pray for his sake he dosen't want to find out how.

PSSS. the waning above only aplys to him with the ecseption of editing whitch only the writer can do however any contributer incuding master simi yi may add on thogh this message if any more chaces show up, or the buricrate wishes to justify his actions.

Firstly, please check your spelling. It makes it so much easier on us and will allow us to properly read it. I don't have a clear understanding of what you're saying to be honest. There's no doubt in my mind that Sima knows what he's doing, we're always for different opinions/corrections but it's the way that these users explain it what gets them banned. Half the time it seems like vandalism on the page, instead of actually discussing it via talk page. Plus, 50% of the people that were banned for voicing their opinions were banned by the Former B'Crat, Cello. Though I do believe you're looking abit too much into this, that you've began to trail off from your original argument. And that PPS saying that it was removed by Sima was placed by you, since Sima wouldn't spell Bureaucrat like "buricrate". Now, Blaidd has some sort of essay about money, I don't know why he would share it. But here it is. --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 02:06, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

I'd like to make note of this "federal section 4;5315" you've mentioned. Now I'm sure the United States government enforces that rule to the letter, however, as Sima is not a citizen of the US I'm quite sure that he is unaffected by it. Last I heard, The Netherlands were separate to the US; but hey, I could be wrong. If America suspects The Netherlands of possessing vast quantities of oil beneath its ground then I believe a hostile invasion and take over could occur any day now. Sima should be on the look out.

But back to my original statement on "federal section 4;5315". I did a quick Google search and came up empty, however found a similar document with the numbers, "5315", I can confidently assume that this is the document that you were referring to and just made a few "typos".

Now this document outlines the rules and regulations of the "Citizens Coinage Advisory Committee". I must quite frankly say, that I could not agree with you more good sir. Like you, I am OUTRAGED at the current standard of US coin designs and themes. The condition, to put it bluntly, is sub-par and does not paint the prettiest of pictures for US coins. This issue needs to be brought to the attention of High-King Obama as soon as possible. In my opinion, I can attribute the dodgy quality of US coin layouts to their outdated style. My sources tell me that the currency of America has remained mostly unchanged since its foundation in 241 B.C.E. when Jesus overthrew Margaret Thatcher as dictator. I myself have been too afraid to raise this point on my own, but now that I know I am not alone in this crusade I would gladly aid you in your protests outside the White House, should you ever request my assistance. This problem has concerned me for months now, and I'm glad we can begin taking steps to resolve it. Peace out! -- 'R BlaiddDdraig ^{Funk Man's Funky House of Funk} 02:44, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

That's a lot of sarcasm up there. Anyways, this guy is just a troll that has some issue with Sima because his page "Knights Hospidalar" was deleted. I suggest we pay no further attention to his attention-seeking behaviour. Nesty ^{Contact me!} 06:38, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

thank you for the critisium, it will help me in the future.

but if you need me to explane again, this time i have a dictionary so spelling souldent be a problem. what i am saying is that master Simi Yi is not only being unfair tward the people developing fan fictons bace on assassins creed and not alowing the perspective of those caught in the middle (IE the knights hospidalar, the fremassones) to be seen, he is also making the storyline of assassins creed seem anti-american and we both know, with the up and coming assassins creed 3 game that is not the case. also if you define some of the entrys i've seen get erased as vandisim, then you need a dictonary more then i do. an example of vandilisum on a wiki is defined by example and a perfiect example is the roshack page on the superhero wiki, it had nothing to do with rotchack it was compleaty irelivent, while at least on the knights hospidalar page prior to the coverup and remake had information, that was relevent, and not the order of the mata the knights hospidalar for they is not. and the edit of the bush page was relivent baced on what hapened in the book searies (pardon the mispelling). all removed baced on someone who a james garfeald colecter coin says he never read the books. all do respect for i know that you and the misinformed buricrate are only trying to do your jobs, but next time try to be more flexable and try sending the editor a mesage asking why for if it was just 3 min ago, odds are there still on line waiting for a thankyou, so you can question them on there cread, and if they don't check out from a historical standpoint at bare minimum, and its not a fan film/fan fiction then block them and wipe the slate clean. the point is althoght this is called assassins creed, there are 2 sides to every story (or in this cace 4) and don't all of them even if there pure evil deserve to be heard?

THE EPIC AMERICAN

PS please forward a copy of this mesage to your fellow instiutroium and the other buricrate

PSS this mesage being REMOVED/EDITED BY THE BURICRATE MASTER SIMI YI under federal section 4;5315 under the postmasters codes is clasivfiable as mailfrad and in many countrys it is a crime punishable by many things i pray for his sake he dosen't want to find out how. however he may coment for i welome aposing veiw points.

You're trolling. :P --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 22:42, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

ok i'm at the AC: Fanon homepage but what do i write in that box do i put my character's or characters' name in that box?Bolandjj98 22:28, April 11, 2012 (UTC)Bolandjj98

if you are sick of the message above that i left if you erace it, I'll understand, Besides you were the intended recipiant so if you get rid of it its ok.

Epic American

ps sorry for the isues i gave you and the felow instatore if there were any, i wasn't in a good mood that day.