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"Mine's probably pretty small. But it does its job."
―Me commenting on my computer screen. What the fuck did you think I was on about?
Why hello there! Around here, I am known as The Crimson Eagle! I'm sure that you can come up with shorter names than that, so you're more than welcome to. If you need to contact me, you can leave a short message on my guestbook - though the chances of me seeing it aren't high... If you want a more direct approach, give me a shout on my talk-page, or find me on the IRC, under the name of Red_Hood.
Bane is also awesome, obviously.
The Crimson Eagle
Biographical information
Location
Scotland
Birth date
16 April
Physical description
Gender
Male
Height
5 ft 7 in
Weight
113 lbs
Hair colour
Dark brown
Eye colour
Grey
On the wiki
Date joined
14 April, 2012
Me: "Superman isn't even American. He's Kryptonian, and he cares for each country equally."
Other guy: "Superman was raised by the Kents, who are both Americans."
Me: "A cat could be born in an oven, but that doesn't make it a pie."
—Me and a troll arguing over a British actor portraying Superman
There isn't much to say, to be honest. I'm just a small contributor here, and don't really do anything majorly important. I play on the PS3, and if anyone wants to add me for PSN, then contact me on my talk-page, and I'll reply as soon as I can. Or you could just totally ignore that and add me straight away; that's fine too. From the 14th of May until the 22nd of April, I posted weekly polls about Assassin's Creed. It went on until I got to poll fifty, when I decided to step down, as it was getting a bit boring, and interfering with real life.
Apart from Assassin's Creed, I am also interested in the Batman: Arkham, Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, and Uncharted game series; in that order. In non-game interests, I enjoy climbing stuff, athletics, and generally just dicking around. I am also a victim of a Batman obsession; particularly the three recent films, but I also enjoy the DC Animated Universe, the graphic novels, a few of the comics, and the Arkham series, which is my favourite display of Batman that there is, as well as my favourite video game series.
Mere words can not express my excitement for Arkham Knight.
This user has earned the Man of the People merit. An award given out by TheSt0ryTeller for the kindness and generosity they've shown to the community.
This user has earned a refreshing glass of Assassin's Scotch, for being classy, elegant, and awesome.
This user has earned a plate of Assassin's Flan, for being flantastic.
This user has earned the Every Fragment Counts merit. An award given out by Fragment for nit-picking articles to fix minor mistakes.
This user has survived the 2012 apocalypse, and has earned a glass of Assassin's Eggnog.
This user helped the wiki achieve 3000 articles and has earned a gift from the sky gods.
This user helped the wiki achieve 4000 articles and has earned a whole Assassin's Pizza to themselves.
Equipment
This user is a Hidden Blade adept. Their keyboard was impaled twice while writing this.
This user is one of the first Assassins to have used a Shock Blade. Beware of the Hidden Taser.
This user possesses a Piece of Eden. They can be evil, very evil. And their illusions kick Houdini's ass.
This user can hit a fly on the wall with a Throwing Knife.
This user is an expert in hand-to-hand combat and could make Mr. Miyagi proud.
This user disappears within smoke in such a way that could trick a ninja.
This user wears an Assassin Hood.
Media
System
This user plays on the PlayStation 3.
This user plays on the PlayStation 4.
This user plays on Steam, under the username The Crimson Eagle.
This user has earned the Master Assassin Platinum Trophy for the PS3.
Games
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for the PS3.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for the PS3.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for the PS3.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Revelations for the PS3.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed III for the PS3.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag for the PS3.
Films
This user has watched Assassin's Creed Lineage.
This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Ascendance.
This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Embers.
Awesome People
In no particular order
Kab - My successor to the polls and an afro-wearer, apparently.
Kain - The image and wise-cracking dude. He will kill you somehow. There's no way of knowing how.
Storm - All-round great guy. He really hates my hats, though.
Hoodie - A former eagle, and a good friend of mine. Quite possibly one of the most random people you could hope to encounter.
GI - Really funny, friendly, and unlike me, he knows what the hell he's doing. And he's a good friend of mine.
Teller - I like people who have "the" in their names. Teller is, as you should be able to guess, a great storyteller, and a really funny guy.
Fairy - A good comrade of mine ever since I joined here over a year ago, and a really funny guy.
Sima - While he may be very formal and businesslike on the wiki, do not let that fool you. Outside here, he is one of the funniest and occasionally random people I have encountered.
Bob - A loyal friend of mine for many months now, Bob had proved time and time again to be a great guy to have around for conversations.
Crook - The wiki's most recent apprentice, a funny guy, and he took to the wiki in a faster amount of time than most people I've seen.
Cinna - We made a child together. 'Nuff said. ಠ◡ಠ
Yatalu - Knows more about coding than I know about... well, a lot of things.
Frag - One of the most random and unpredictable people I've ever known. But he knows his shit. Most of the time. Sometimes I have to tell him the shit, but whatever.
More will be added later once I can find a way to describe them.
Guestbook
Go on then, do your work.
Example: Yo whattup dude I got a hidden blade. ~~~~
Judging by what I've seen on this profile, you're either Bruce Bane the Sith Pirate... or Banezio Auditore with painted yellow metal equipment. Basically Bane masks everywhere, it's like Darth Vader had an undergarment yard sale. --Johnny Dynamite (talk) 21:30, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
Friendly Facts
When he is not busy being a Sith Lord or a part time superhero, The Crimson Eagle enjoys watching obscure Thai movies. His favorite movie can be found here. ~ GI AuditoreComms Channel 22:51, January 24, 2013 (UTC)
Being paranoid, he protects even his true superhero identity with the guise of being Batman. In reality he's another hero whose name starts with "B" and ends with a "man" --Kainzorus PrimeWalkie-talkie 02:43, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
When he isn't saving the city of Gotham or ruling over his land of Lemons, he enjoys taking refuge in his twenty five story tall cookie factory. Forgotten-Animus- 00:13, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
The Crimson Eagle... How do I begin to explain The Crimson Eagle? Crimsicon is flawless. I hear Darth Eagle's Bane mask is insured for $10,000. I hear he does S.H.I.E.L.D. commercials... in Gotham City. His favorite movie is The Dark Knight. One time he met Anne Hathaway on a plane... And she told him he was handsome. One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome. Stormbeast♉The Helpful Place 17:43, May 21, 2013 (UTC)
While not fighting Jedi Knights, he resides in the new-gen-Gotham City at Coresaunt. While he tries to take a break from his difficulties on maintaining the Sith Order, he watches TV. AltyDeath Star
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