User:The Crimson Eagle

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Yeah, I'm awesome... because I'm Batman!

"If there's a top-ten list of topics a man never wants to discuss with another man, I'd bet: sorry I slept with your Mom, ranks number two. Right after: sorry I slept with your Dad."

―Early Hickey

Why hello there! Around here, I am known as The Crimson Eagle! I'm sure that you can come up with shorter names than that, so you're more than welcome to. Other names I go by have been "Crimsicon" - coined by my pal Hoodie - along with "Laserbeak", "Braveheart", and "Bird-Man" - all coined by my trusted associate, Kain.

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Bane is also awesome, obviously
The Crimson Eagle
Biographical information
Location	Scotland
Birth date	16th April
Physical description
Gender	Male
Height	5'6''
Weight	c.100 lbs
Hair colour	Dark brown
Eye colour	Grey
On the wiki
Date joined	14th April, 2012

Me: "Superman isn't even American. He's Kryptonian, and he cares for each country equally."

Other guy: "Superman was raised by the Kents, who are both Americans."

Me: "A cat could be born in an oven, but that doesn't make it a pie."

—Me and a troll arguing over a British actor portraying Superman

Not much to say, really; I'm just a small contributor here, and don't really do anything majorly important. I really enjoy playing the Assassin's Creed games, and I'm quite knowledgeable about the series, so feel free to ask me anything at all. I play on the PS3, and if anyone wants to add me for PSN, then contact me on my talkpage, and I'll reply as soon as I can. From the 14th of May until the 22nd of April, I posted weekly polls about Assassin's Creed. It went on until I got to poll fifty, when I decided to step down, due to personal reasons.

Apart from Assassin's Creed, I am also interested in the Batman: Arkham, Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, and Uncharted game series; in that order. In non-game interests, I enjoy climbing stuff, athletics, and generally just dicking around. I am also a victim of a Batman obsession; particularly the three recent films, but I also enjoy the DC Animated Universe, the graphic novels, a few of the comics, and the Arkham series, which is probably my favourite display of Batman that there is.

As you have likely observed, I am also a bit enamoured (the non-romantic definition) with Tom Hardy's portrayal of Bane in The Dark Knight Rises; in part because I think he's just a badass villain with a cool voice (takes some getting used to, though), and partly because I really admire Hardy as both an actor and as a person. I suppose you could call him my hero; though I have no comment on that.

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Userboxes General Personal 27 This Brotherhoodian is 27 years, 1 months, and 28 days old. This user comes from Scotland, home of Captain William Kidd. This user is awesome! This user is a badass. This user follows the Creed of the Assassin Brotherhood. This user likes Earth This user is a loyal supporter of the Auditore family. This user thinks the Armor of Altaïr is the best of the unbreakable armors.. This user LOVES the Crimson Polls™! Awards and Recognitions This user has earned the Man of the People merit. An award given out by TheSt0ryTeller for the kindness and generosity they've shown to the community. This user has earned a refreshing glass of Assassin's Scotch, for being classy, elegant, and awesome. This user has earned a plate of Assassin's Flan, for being flantastic. This user has survived the 2012 apocalypse, and has earned a glass of Assassin's Eggnog. This user helped the wiki achieve 3000 articles and has earned a gift from the sky gods. Equipment This user is a Hidden Blade adept. Their keyboard was impaled twice while writing this. This user is one of the first Assassins to have used a Shock Blade. Beware of the Hidden Taser. This user possesses a Piece of Eden. They can be evil, very evil. And their illusions kick Houdini's ass. This user can hit a fly on the wall with a Throwing Knife. This user is an expert in hand-to-hand combat and could make Mr. Miyagi proud. This user disappears within smoke in such a way that could trick a ninja. This user wears an Assassin Hood. Media System This user plays on the PlayStation 3. This user plays on the PlayStation Network, under the username LewisKennedy. This user plays on Steam, under the username The Crimson Eagle. This user has earned the Master Assassin Platinum Trophy for the PS3. Games This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Revelations for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed III for the PS3. Films This user has watched Assassin's Creed Lineage. This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Ascendance. This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Embers.

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Awesome People

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In no particular order

• Kab - My successor to the polls and an afro-wearer, apparently. We should fight crime together. Afro and Sideburns.
• Kain - The image and wise-cracking dude. He will kill you somehow. There's no way of knowing how.
• Stormageddon - All-round great guy. He really hates my hats, though.
• Hoodie - A fellow eagle, and a good friend of mine. Quite possibly one of the most random people you could hope to encounter.
• GI - Really funny, friendly, and unlike me, he knows what the hell he's doing. And he's a good friend of mine.
• Teller - I like people who have "the" in their names. Teller is, as you should be able to guess, a great storyteller, and a really funny guy.

More will be added later once I can find a way to describe them.

Guestbook

Go on then, do your work.

Example: Yo whattup dude I got a hidden blade. ~~~~

1. This is now my base of operations. --Kainzorus Prime ^{Walkie-talkie} 02:26, July 22, 2013 (UTC)
2. We are both Eagles, right? Then I suggest we do the EAAGLEE! The damn Hood. - Leave me a message! 20:37, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
3. How did I not know you had this guest book eagle... You sneaky batman you :I--Fragment ^-Animus- 22:03, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
4. RED SAUCE ON PASTA!!! Because it had to be done. ~ GI Auditore ^{Comms Channel} 12:25, August 2, 2013 (UTC)
5. I'm tempted to add "The Crimson Fuckr, also known as Alucard" to your long list of names. --Kainzorus Prime ^{Walkie-talkie} 12:21, August 17, 2013 (UTC)

Friendly Facts

• When he is not busy being a Sith Lord or a part time superhero, The Crimson Eagle enjoys watching obscure Thai movies. His favorite movie can be found here. ~ GI Auditore ^{Comms Channel} 22:51, January 24, 2013 (UTC)
• Being paranoid, he protects even his true superhero identity with the guise of being Batman. In reality he's another hero whose name starts with "B" and ends with a "man" --Kainzorus Prime ^{Walkie-talkie} 02:43, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
• When he isn't saving the city of Gotham or ruling over his land of Lemons, he enjoys taking refuge in his twenty five story tall cookie factory. Forgotten ^-Animus- 00:13, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
• The Crimson Eagle... How do I begin to explain The Crimson Eagle?
  Crimsicon is flawless.
  I hear Darth Eagle's Bane mask is insured for $10,000.
  I hear he does S.H.I.E.L.D. commercials... in Gotham City.
  His favorite movie is The Dark Knight.
  One time he met Anne Hathaway on a plane... And she told him he was handsome.
  One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome. Stormbeast ♉ ^{The Helpful Place} 17:43, May 21, 2013 (UTC)
• While not fighting Jedi Knights, he resides in the new-gen-Gotham City at Coresaunt. While he tries to take a break from his difficulties on maintaining the Sith Order, he watches TV. Alty ^{Death Star}
• As a fellow Eagle, we both enjoy pecking on Connor because the only chance of flight he had was in teh drugged world. The damn Hood. - Leave me a message! 11:38, July 29, 2013 (UTC)
• When he's not saving the citizens of Gotham, he is plotting to blow up Alderaan! --Teller ^{Words, On my Screen :O} 01:49, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

Assassin's Creed media I own

Games

• Assassin's Creed 7/10
• Assassin's Creed II (Game of the Year Edition) 9/10
  • Battle of Forlì
  • Bonfire of the Vanities
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood 8/10
  • Copernicus Conspiracy
  • The Da Vinci Disappearance
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations 7/10
  • The Lost Archive
• Assassin's Creed III 8/10
  • Benedict Arnold
  • The Tyranny of King Washington
• Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (To Be Acquired)

Books

• Assassin's Creed: Renaissance
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
• Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations
• Assassin's Creed: Forsaken
• Assassin's Creed: Black Flag (To Be Acquired)

Other

• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Ezio figure (Assassin White)

Top Ten Games (ever)

1. Batman: Arkham City (2011)
2. Red Dead Redemption (2010)
3. Assassin's Creed II (2009)
4. Assassin's Creed III (2012)
5. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (2011)
6. Fallout 3 / Fallout: New Vegas (2008 / 2010)
7. Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (2010)
8. Batman: Arkham Asylum (2009)
9. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (2009)
10. Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception (2011)