User:The Crimson Eagle

Yeah, I'm awesome... Because I'm Batman!

Yeah, you're pretty much fucked.
Abstergo Database Entry The Crimson Eagle
Real Name	Classified (Darth Eagle)
Gender	Male
Occupation	None
Location	Scotland
Eye Colour	Grey
Hair Colour	Dark brown (Formerly blond; light brown)
Height	5'6"
Weight	c.100lbs
Account creation	14/04/2012
Distinguishing Features	Scar on right cheek
Shoe Size	8 (Adult)
General Userboxes 27 This Brotherhoodian is 27 years, 1 months, and 30 days old. This user helped the wiki achieve 3000 articles and has earned a gift from the sky gods. This user comes from Scotland, home of Captain William Kidd. This user is awesome! This user is a badass. This user follows the Creed of the Assassin Brotherhood. This user likes Earth This user is a loyal supporter of the Auditore family. This user has earned the Man of the People merit. An award given out by TheSt0ryTeller for the kindness and generosity they've shown to the community. This user has earned a plate of Assassin's Flan, for being flantastic. This user has earned a refreshing glass of Assassin's Scotch, for being classy, elegant, and awesome. This user has survived the 2012 apocalypse, and has earned a glass of Assassin's Eggnog. This user thinks the Armor of Altaïr is the best of the unbreakable armors.. This user LOVES the Crimson Polls™! Equipment Userboxes This user is a Hidden Blade adept. Their keyboard was impaled twice while writing this. This user is one of the first Assassins to have used a Shock Blade. Beware of the Hidden Taser. This user possesses a Piece of Eden. They can be evil, very evil. And their illusions kick Houdini's ass. This user can hit a fly on the wall with a Throwing Knife. This user is an expert in hand-to-hand combat and could make Mr. Miyagi proud. This user disappears within smoke in such a way that could trick a ninja. This user wears an Assassin Hood. Media Userboxes This user plays on the PlayStation 3. This user plays on the PlayStation Network, under the username LewisKennedy. This user plays on Steam, under the username The Crimson Eagle. This user has earned the Master Assassin Platinum Trophy for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Revelations for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed III for the PS3. This user has watched Assassin's Creed Lineage. This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Ascendance. This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Embers.

"What's the difference between you and me, kid? What makes a gifted killer like yourself into a rock-hard bastard like me? The answer is training you ignorant fuck! I've got a hundred years of experience on you, and don't you forget it!"

―Desmond Lockheart berating the Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3

Why hello there! Around here, I am known as The Crimson Eagle! I'm sure that you can come up with shorter names than that, so you're more than welcome to. Other names I go by have been "Crimsicon" - coined by my pal Hoodie - "Darth Eagle" - coined by me during my flirtation with Star Wars, which is over, now - and "Braveheart" and "Bird-Man" - both coined by my distant ally, Kain.

About me

Me: "Superman isn't even American. He's Kryptonian, and he cares for each country equally."

Other guy: "Superman was raised by the Kents, who are both Americans."

Me: "A cat could be born in an oven, but that doesn't make it a pie."

—Me and a troll arguing over a British actor portraying Superman

Not much to say, really; I'm just a small contributor here, and don't really do anything majorly important. I really enjoy playing the Assassin's Creed games, and I'm quite knowledgeable about the series, so feel free to ask me anything at all. I play on the PS3, and if anyone wants to add me for PSN, then contact me on my talkpage, and I'll reply as soon as I can. From the 14th of May until the 22nd of April, I posted weekly polls about Assassin's Creed. It went on until I got to poll fifty, when I decided to step down, due to personal reasons.

Apart from Assassin's Creed, I am also interested in the Batman: Arkham, Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, and Uncharted game series; in that order. In non-game interests, I enjoy climbing stuff, athletics, and generally just dicking around. I am also a victim of a Batman obsession; particularly the three recent films, but I also enjoy the DC Animated Universe, the graphic novels, a few of the comics, and the Arkham series, which is probably my favourite display of Batman that there is.

As you have likely observed, I am also a bit enamoured (the non-romantic definition) with Tom Hardy's portrayal of Bane in The Dark Knight Rises; in part because I think he's just a badass villain with a cool voice (takes some getting used to, though), and partly because I really admire Hardy as both an actor and as a person. I suppose you could call him my hero; though I have no comment on that.

Assassin's Creed media I own

Games

• Assassin's Creed 7/10
• Assassin's Creed II (Game of the Year Edition) 9/10
  • Battle of Forlì
  • Bonfire of the Vanities
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood 8/10
  • Copernicus Conspiracy
  • The Da Vinci Disappearance
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations 7/10
  • The Lost Archive
• Assassin's Creed III 8/10
  • Benedict Arnold
  • The Tyranny of King Washington
• Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (To Be Acquired)

Books

• Assassin's Creed: Renaissance
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
• Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations
• Assassin's Creed: Forsaken

Other

• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Ezio figure (Assassin White)

Top Ten Games (ever)

1. Batman: Arkham City (2011)
2. Red Dead Redemption (2010)
3. Assassin's Creed II (2009)
4. Assassin's Creed III (2012)
5. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (2011)
6. Fallout 3 / Fallout: New Vegas (2008 / 2010)
7. Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (2010)
8. Batman: Arkham Asylum (2009)
9. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (2009)
10. Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception (2011)

Other stuffz

GuestbookFriendly factsThe faces of CrimsiconThe writings of Crimsicon

Go on then, do your work.

Example: Yo whattup dude I got a hidden blade. ~~~~

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Friendly facts

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Bane is awesome, obviously.

• When he is not busy being a Sith Lord or a part time superhero, The Crimson Eagle enjoys watching obscure Thai movies. His favorite movie can be found here. ~ GI Auditore ^{Comms Channel} 22:51, January 24, 2013 (UTC)
• Being paranoid, he protects even his true superhero identity with the guise of being Batman. In reality he's another hero whose name starts with "B" and ends with a "man" --Kainzorus Prime ^{Walkie-talkie} 02:43, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
• When he isn't saving the city of Gotham or ruling over his land of Lemons, he enjoys taking refuge in his twenty five story tall cookie factory. Forgotten ^-Animus- 00:13, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
• The Crimson Eagle... How do I begin to explain The Crimson Eagle?
  Crimsicon is flawless.
  I hear Darth Eagle's Bane mask is insured for $10,000.
  I hear he does S.H.I.E.L.D. commercials... in Gotham City.
  His favorite movie is The Dark Knight.
  One time he met Anne Hathaway on a plane... And she told him he was handsome.
  One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome. Stormbeast ♉ ^{The Helpful Place} 17:43, May 21, 2013 (UTC)

• 23rd October, 2012 - 29th December, 2012
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• The Crimson Eagle
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