User:The Crimson Eagle

Yeah, I'm awesome... Because I'm Batman!
Abstergo Database Entry The Crimson Eagle
Real Name	Unknown; Darth Eagle (Sith title)
Gender	Male
Occupation	Master Assassin
Based in	Worldwide
Eye Colour	Grey
Hair Colour	Dark Brown
Height	5'5"
Weight	100lbs
First Appearance	14/04/2012
Distinguishing Features	Scar on right cheek Two scars on upper lip
Shoe Size	8 (Adult)
General Userboxes   This user comes from Scotland, home of Captain William Kidd. This user is awesome! This user is a badass. This user follows the Creed of the Assassin Brotherhood. This user likes Earth This user is a loyal supporter of the Auditore family. This user has earned the Man of the People merit. An award given out by TheSt0ryTeller for the kindness and generosity they've shown to the community. This user has earned a refreshing glass of Assassin's Scotch, for being classy, elegant, and awesome. This user has survived the 2012 apocalypse, and has earned a glass of Assassin's Eggnog. This user thinks the Armor of Altaïr is the best of the unbreakable armors.. Equipment Userboxes This user is a Hidden Blade adept. Their keyboard was impaled twice while writing this. This user is one of the first Assassins to have used a Shock Blade. Beware of the Hidden Taser. This user possesses a Piece of Eden. They can be evil, very evil. And their illusions kick Houdini's ass. This user can hit a fly on the wall with a Throwing Knife. This user is an expert in hand-to-hand combat and could make Mr. Miyagi proud. This user disappears within smoke in such a way that could trick a ninja. This user wears an Assassin Hood. Media Userboxes This user plays on the PlayStation 3. This user plays on Steam, under the username The Leaping Eagle. This user has earned the Master Assassin Platinum Trophy for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Revelations for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed III for the PS3. This user has watched Assassin's Creed Lineage. This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Ascendance. This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Embers.

"A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know the world hadn't ended."

―Batman's final words to James Gordon

"We will destroy Gotham and then, when it is done, and Gotham is... ashes, then you have my permission to die."

―Bane's most epic speech, to Bruce Wayne

Howdy, I am The Crimson Eagle. You can call me: Crimson; Eagle; TCE; Crimson Eagle; or anything else you can come up with.

But, I'd rather be called "Crimson" by most people. "Eagle", I'd prefer it if friends called me that, as it seems the most friendly. I usually refer to myself as "TCE", but you don't have to. "Crimson Eagle" is too formal for my personal comfort, sorry. You may also call me "Darth Eagle", if you wish.

About me

"Everything I say is right, unless it isn't."

―Me

"I'm that cynical alcoholic you'd find alone at the corner of a bar next to the men's room."

―Me

Welcome wikians, you are now taking your first tentative steps to a better world. A world of fun, mischief, and best of all, a world where the only person you need to answer to is yours truly. Now, I know what you're all thinking. Is it all true? Is life at Crimson Eagle Enterprises everything it's rumoured to be? Sadly, it is. All of it. But look at the bright side, at least you know what you're getting yourself into and I can promise you this: you'll never leave.

I really enjoy playing the Assassin's Creed games, and I'm quite knowledgeable about the series, so feel free to ask me anything at all.

I also make weekly polls about the game series, so check them out if you can be bothered, I find some joy in these somehow.

I play on the PS3, and if anyone wants to add me for PSN, then contact me on my talkpage, and I'll reply as soon as I can.

What else? Oh yes, I hate sunglasses.

Personal links

• Sandbox
• Signature
• Poll Submissions
• Poll Submission Archive

Favourite AC stuff

My favourite characters

• Ezio Auditore da Firenze- He was the character that got me into Assassin's Creed, since I played Brotherhood first. I like him because he has an, in my opinion, an excellent personality, in game standards of course. And, of course, his wide array of weapons, his leadership skills. and his badassery.
• Haytham Kenway- "Because I said so!"
• Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad- The Assassin, I really like this character, his skill, his determination, and loyalty to The Creed, after the original game of course.
• Ratonhnhaké:ton- The tragedy that he suffered in his life...

My favourite weapons

• Hidden Blades- Why not? There are awesome things to stab someone with!
• Hidden Gun- I like the idea of shooting someone from my wrist.
• Sword of Altaïr- It looks cool and it's maxed out in stats, except in Revelations... /shakes fist
• Tomahawk- It's an axe, enough said.

My favourite robes

• Armour of Altaïr- It looks cool and it is the only set of unbreakable armour in the games that I willingly wear.
• Ezio's Master Assassin robes- They are a brilliant shade of white and remind me of the Armour of Altaïr slightly.
• Giovanni's robes- They are iconic and remind me of Ezio's younger days.
• Altaïr's Master Assassin robes- I love the colour and the shape.

Assassin's Creed media I own

Bane is awesome, obviously.

Games

• Assassin's Creed 7/10
• Assassin's Creed II (Game of the Year Edition) 9/10
  • Battle of Forlì
  • Bonfire of the Vanities
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood 8/10
  • Copernicus Conspiracy
  • The Da Vinci Disappearance
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations 7/10
  • The Lost Archive
• Assassin's Creed III 8/10
  • The Tyranny of King Washington (To Be Acquired)

Books

• Assassin's Creed: Renaissance
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
• Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations
• Assassin's Creed: Forsaken

Other

• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Ezio figure (Assassin White)

Timeline

• 21/11/c.2009- Father received Assassin's Creed II
• 16/04/2011- Received personal PS3
• 23/04/2011- Received Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
• 30/04/2011- Began playing Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
• 06/05/2011- Finished Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
• 08/05/2011- Began playing Assassin's Creed II
• 18/05/2011- Finished Assassin's Creed II
• 16/06/2011- Received and began playing Assassin's Creed
• 19/06/2011- Finished Assassin's Creed
• 02/07/2011- Began playing The Da Vinci Disappearance
• 03/07/2011- Finished The Da Vinci Disappearance
• 25/12/2011- Received and began playing Assassin's Creed: Revelations
• 26/12/2011- Finished Assassin's Creed: Revelations
• 22/03/2012- Achieved 100% sync in Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
• 01/04/2012- Earned platinum trophy for Assassin's Creed II
• 14/04/2012- Joined Assassin's Creed Wiki
• 16/04/2012- Received novels
• 22/04/2012- Finished Assassin's Creed: Renaissance
• 29/04/2012- Finished Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood novel
• 30/04/2012- Finished Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade
• 05/05/2012- Finished Assassin's Creed: Revelations novel
• 25/12/2012- Received Assassin's Creed III and Assassin's Creed: Forsaken. Began playing Assassin's Creed III
• 28/12/2012- Finished Assassin's Creed III

Links I have used in the past

"What's a funny man without his box of tricks?"

―The Riddler

:a what a fucke?!

He could be Batman.

AFK

Inception

Because I'm Batman!

Where are they?!

Wikis I've contributed to at least once

• Assassin's Creed wiki
• Nukapedia
• The Elder Scrolls wiki
• Batman wiki
• Dark Knight wiki
• Uncharted wiki
• Red Dead wiki
• Wookieepedia
• Dishonored wiki
• Family Guy wiki
• Halo Nation

Top Ten Games (ever)

1. Batman: Arkham City
2. Red Dead Redemption
3. Assassin's Creed II
4. Assassin's Creed III
5. Fallout 3 / New Vegas
6. Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
7. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II – The Sith Lords
8. Batman: Arkham Asylum
9. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
10. Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception

Avatars

The title speaks for itself, no?

• 14th April, 2012 - 23rd October, 2012
  14^th April, 2012 - 23^rd October, 2012
• 23rd October, 2012 - 12th December, 2012
  23^rd October, 2012 - 12^th December, 2012
• 12th December, 2012 - 29th December, 2012
  12^th December, 2012 - 29^th December, 2012
• 29th December, 2012 - 14th February, 2013
  29^th December, 2012 - 14^th February, 2013

Random stuff

Revan: "What legal requirements do you mean?"

HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."

Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."

HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"

—Revan and HK-47, two of my favourite fictional characters

"TOOCH DAT BOOTY DIRK. UNF. UGGUU."

―The YouTuber XMissyMarieX sayin' what we're all too timid to say!

"He looks like Mario Auditore when he's drunk, high, and hasn't slept for a year..."

― Me, to Gabe, about the Barber

Youtuber No.1: "Hated the movie, hated the characters, hated the plot, hated pretty much everything except for this chant."

Youtuber No.2: "If you hate the characters why do you go watch it? That's like me saying I hate sparkling gay vampires then I go watch Twilight. What the hell is wrong with you!?"

—Two Youtubers discuss The Dark Knight Rises

"Sima's going to eat your face for yoinking his talkpage. Again. Over the course of three days."

― Kain, to Supreme

"I am a bad person who devours small mammals for breakfast."

―War Clown

"Like a threesome, but with eleven people instead of three."

― I explain what an eleven-way is to a friend

Gabe: "The world's not gonna end. Desmond will save all our asses, I just know it. But I can't shake the feeling that he's also gonna damn us all."

Me: "Don't worry, he'll pick the blue ending, I know it, trust me"

—I reassure Gabe that the 2012 stuff is fake

"North's almost literally everywhere. His voice will eventually command your toaster."

― I elaborate on Nolan North's voice being everywhere

Anexas: "I'll die a virgin."

Slate: "That much is true, without a doomsday"

—Slate owning. 'Nuff said

"King Leonidas kicked an asshole INTO this pit, 2500 years later, Batman crawls out of it. Evolution: Where is your God now?"

―The YouTuber asurasyn's strangely legit comment

Pick a flavour.

Friendly facts

• When he is not busy being a Sith Lord or a part time superhero, The Crimson Eagle enjoys watching obscure Thai movies. His favorite movie can be found here. ~ GI Auditore ^{Comms Channel} 22:51, January 24, 2013 (UTC)