Woah, man. Did you see that? I swear, there was, like, some kind of a bug on the screen. Oh, got five bucks, man?
==About me==
Hey, what do I write here? I swear, I can't remember the last time I knew anything about myself.
Oh, except that one time Maddison came over and we lighted it up a bit. She's very groovy, man.
==My Favourite Characters==
==About me==
I'm dangerous, like a fire in a nursing home.
* Ezio, man. He's the best. When's the last time you saw an old dude with a hot young wife, man? Never, that's when. Well, except for the Hef at the mansion. But he's a lucky example, man.
* Altair, man.
* Antonio, the mustache.
* Nikolai Orelov, man. I don't care if he's a Red, at least he ain't doing anything bad, man.