User:War Clown

Userboxes This user plays on the PlayStation Network, under the username Knightingale-94. This user plays on Steam, under the username Khorsair. This user has earned a refreshing glass of Assassin's Scotch, for being classy, elegant, and awesome.

"War. War never changes."

―Guy who does movie trailer voice-overs

War Clown That Guy
Name:	Marco
Location:	Philippines
Systems:	PS3, PSP, PSVita, 3DS, iOS, Android (inactive), PC
Status:	Retired

Hello! I'm War Clown, retired editor and part-time schizophrenic. Thank you for visiting my page!

If you're going to add me on PSN/Steam, please introduce yourself accordingly. Thanks!

The Biography

"I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--"

―Jack White

I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation ^{(last May of 2010, apparently)} and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the Bureau ^{(formerly the Istruttori)} templates, and the very foundations of The Apprentice Initiative, alongside the now retired staff and Apprentices head 'R BlaiddDdraig, then-staff and now bureaucrat Vatsa1708, and then-staff and now AC Wiki Community Developer Subject 16*

Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside then-admin and now your current bureaucrat Master Sima Yi and the now retired D. Cello. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and hang around the IRC.

My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, some specific TV series ^{(Breaking Bad)} and of course, Assassin's Creed.

The Retirement (?)

I feel that I should clarify on the status of my retirement; yes I am retired, but only from my position in the administrative staff. Due to the numerous commitments I had and will have to uphold, this was one that I could not properly maintain. Yes I am constantly busy in my daily life outside the wiki, and indeed I still am. But as much as I need to leave the wiki be for ^{(at the very least)} my projects' sake, I never could do it completely. It was a major investment for me, you know? I can't just let it be. How could I?

WHY. WON'T. YOU. JUST. DIE!

I can still make some contributions in helping the wiki move along, which usually happens when I have some free time and/or in the middle of procrastinating my real work. In fact, what you're seeing now may very well be me trying to stave off what I should have been doing 5 sentences ago. That alone should spell out my attitude towards work.

So to summarize; I'm retired from the staff, but not from helping out. It's either I'm here or I'm not.

The Media

Games

• Assassin's Creed - PS3
• Assassin's Creed II - PS3
  • Battle of Forlì DLC
  • Bonfire of the Vanities DLC
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - PS3
  • Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Notebook/Planner
  • The Da Vinci Disappearance DLC
  • Copernicus Conspiracy DLC
  • Every other multi-player DLC
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations Collector's Edition - PS3
  • Assassin's Creed: Embers - DVD
  • Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook - Physical Copy
  • The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack - CD
  • The Lost Archive DLC
  • Every other multi-player DLC
• Assassin's Creed III Asia Collector's Edition - PS3
  • Connor sculpture
  • Benedict Arnold DLC
  • The Hidden Secrets Pack DLC
  • The Tyranny of King Washington: The Redemption DLC
• Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag - PS3
• Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines - PSP
• Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles - iPhone
• Assassin's Creed II: Discovery - iPhone
• Assassin's Creed III: Liberation - PS Vita
  • Mysteries of the Bayou Pack DLC

Other Media

• Assassin's Creed: Lineage - MP3
• Assassin's Creed: Ascendance - MP3
• Assassin's Creed: Subject Four - Physical Copy
• Assassin's Creed Ubiworkshop Lithographs
  • Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad
  • Ezio Auditore da Firenze
  • Connor
  • Desmond Miles
  • Abstergo paraphernalia
• Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade - Physical Copy
• Assassin's Creed: Renaissance - Physical Copy
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood novel - Physical Copy
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations novel - Physical Copy
• Assassin's Creed: Forsaken - Physical Copy
• Assassin's Creed comic series
  • Tome 1: Desmond - Physical Copy
  • Tome 2: Aquilus - Physical Copy
  • Tome 3: Accipter - Physical Copy
• The Art of Assassin's Creed III - Physical Copy
• The Art of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag - Physical Copy
• Assassin's Creed Encyclopedia 2nd Edition - Physical Copy
• Ezio Auditore da Firenze action figures
  • Assassin's Creed II robes
  • Revelations robes

The Poll

<poll>How do you know of me? I've known you forever, and I wish you'd stay here I've known you forever, and I wish you'd stay the fuck away from here I don't know you and only now saw your name on the Wiki Feed I don't know you and saw your name on a list somewhere Band Practice Community College YOU KILLED MY GOLDFISH! </poll>

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