User:War Clown

Userboxes This user plays on the PlayStation Network, under the username Knightingale-94.

"It's alright, you can swear on the internet. Your mom probably isn't going to read it. I know, because she's too busy being fucked by me."

―Yahtzee Croshaw

War Clown The Dishonored
File:WarVo.jpg
Name:	Pablo
Location:	Philippines
Systems:	PS3, PSP (inactive), PSVita, iPhone (inactive), Android, PC (on occasion)
Status:	Retired

Hello. I'm War Clown. You may have seen or heard my name around, you may have not. Either way, here I am. Now sod off, unless you have business about.

If you're going to add me on PSN (which I doubt), please introduce yourself. Thanks.

The Biography

"It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan."

―Tom Hardy.

Well, since I'll probably still be around, might as well say something about myself.

I cook methamphetamine I started editing on the wiki since my summer vacation (last May of 2010, apparently) and have contributed a lot ever since. I won't go enumerating all of them, but it was enough to get me a spot in the Istruttori (now the Bureau), and then eventually became an Administrator, alongside then-admin and now your current bureaucrat Master Sima Yi and the now retired D. Cello. Eventually, I had to leave my position, due to personal issues and for the good of the wiki. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and hang around the IRC.

My interests include video games, art, comic books, and some specific TV series. I'm fairly confident about my skills in drawing; if you're writing any fanon, I'd be willing to draw some of your characters, make them come to life, all that jazz. I mean, you know, if I like you (no homo), or if I find your story interesting. Then again, no one would probably be reading this so, what the hell. But if you're interested, let me know on the IRC, or just leave a message on my talkpage.

Here's a sample of what I can draw under 10-15 minutes. Used a graphics tablet on that, at 5 in the morning. Obviously tired.

Also: YES.

The Media

Games

• Assassin's Creed - PS3
• Assassin's Creed II - PS3
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - PS3
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations Collector's Edition - PS3
• Assassin's Creed III Asia Collector's Edition - PS3
• Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines - PSP
• Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles - iPhone
• Assassin's Creed II: Discovery - iPhone
• Assassin's Creed III: Liberation - PS Vita

Other Media

• Assassin's Creed: Lineage - MP3
• Assassin's Creed: Ascendance - MP3
• Assassin's Creed: Embers - DVD
• Assassin's Creed: The Fall plus Epilogue - CBR
• Assassin's Creed: The Chain - CBR
• Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade - Physical Copy
• Assassin's Creed: Renaissance - Physical Copy
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood novel - Physical Copy
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations novel - Physical Copy
• Assassin's Creed French comics
  • Tome 1: Desmond - CBR
  • Tome 2: Aquilus - Physical Copy
  • Tome 3: Accipter - Physical Copy
• The Art of Assassin’s Creed III - Physical Copy
• Assassin's Creed Encyclopedia 2nd Edition - Physical Copy
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook - Physical Copy
• The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack - CD
• Ezio Auditore da Firenze action figure
• Connor sculpture

The Poll

Feel free to answer. <poll> What the fuck are you doing here? I saw your name come up on the wiki activity feed I saw your name on the pic from an article I was reading I saw your name on the retired people on the Staff page I hate you with every fiber of my being and am currently stalking you right now for every edit you make I am a total nitwit who doesn't have anything else productive to do I am reading this very line right now I have no idea what the hell the above choices mean </poll>
Note to those who voted the 4th line: FAGGOTS, ALL OF YOU. --War Clown (talk) 05:44, December 21, 2012 (UTC)

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