User blog comment:The Crimson Eagle/Random Poll XI/@comment-5503561-20120723153750/@comment-4928711-20120724000242

I am alpha male idiot. I am inarticulate, belligerent, and talk about nothing but chicks and beer, drive a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers, i have rich dad that owns a dealership or construction business and i constantly tell it to chicks at parties, i am into extreme sports that are fun to do but are uncool to say (wakeboarding, dirt biking, lacrosse), i identify excessively with brand names, spends a female amount of money on clothes and obsess over my appearance to a degree that is not socially acceptable for a heterosexual male. i have many Bro Hoes. I Am A Bro.