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Irish Brewers - Dublin Stout | Irish Brewers - Dublin Stout | ||
[[Shaun Hastings|SHAUN]]'S TASTING NOTES: | [[Shaun Hastings|SHAUN]]'S TASTING NOTES: | ||
Presumably named because the ingredients have been sitting about since roughly the days of Enoch. A proper Irish stout should be pitch black, creamy in texture, with rich yet subtle notes of coffee and toasted malt. This tastes like someone watered down a pot of roofing tar, then spiked the whole thing with burning tyres. The mouthfeel is akin to licking a greasy rat, and how I know that is a story I will not be telling [[Helix initiate|you]]. I shared the sense memory profile with a mate of mine from Cork, and he actually burst into flames. Please don't send any more data on this one. | Presumably named because the ingredients have been sitting about since roughly the days of {{Wiki|Enoch (ancestor of Noah)|Enoch}}. A proper [[Ireland|Irish]] stout should be pitch black, creamy in texture, with rich yet subtle notes of coffee and toasted malt. This tastes like someone watered down a pot of roofing tar, then spiked the whole thing with burning tyres. The mouthfeel is akin to licking a greasy rat, and how I know that is a story I will not be telling [[Helix initiate|you]]. I shared the sense memory profile with a mate of mine from {{Wiki|Cork (city)|Cork}}, and he actually burst into flames. Please don't send any more data on this one. | ||
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[[Category:Database: Collectibles]] | [[Category:Database: Collectibles]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 15:08, 22 June 2020

Irish Brewers - Dublin Stout
SHAUN'S TASTING NOTES:
Presumably named because the ingredients have been sitting about since roughly the days of Enoch. A proper Irish stout should be pitch black, creamy in texture, with rich yet subtle notes of coffee and toasted malt. This tastes like someone watered down a pot of roofing tar, then spiked the whole thing with burning tyres. The mouthfeel is akin to licking a greasy rat, and how I know that is a story I will not be telling you. I shared the sense memory profile with a mate of mine from Cork, and he actually burst into flames. Please don't send any more data on this one.