added BFR dialogue. Minor corrections to OG dialogue
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*'''Edward:''' Hola ''(Hello) ladies.''
*'''Edward:''' Hola ''(Hello) ladies.''
*'''Stede:''' ''You don't know these women, do you?''
*'''Stede:''' ''You don't know these women, do you?''
*'''Edward:''' ''No—they charge money for that kind of privilege. Few dozen reales for every hour of knowing. Keen to meet them?''
*'''Edward:''' '' No, they charge money for that kind of privilege. Few dozen reales for every hour of knowing. Keen to meet them?''
*'''Stede:''' ''No! Goodness, no. I am a married man!''
*'''Stede:''' ''No! Goodness no. I am a married man!''
*'''Edward:''' ''Married men are their forte, mate.''
*'''Edward:''' ''Married men are their forte, mate.''
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*'''Stede:''' ''Ah! Here's a [[General stores|purveyor of personal defences]]! I should acquire a blade for myself, Duncan. Just as you have.''
*'''Stede:''' ''Ah! Here's a [[General stores|purveyor of personal defences]]! I should acquire a blade for myself, Duncan. Just as you have.''
*'''Edward:''' ''This rusty razor is nothing to admire.''
*'''Edward:''' ''This rusty razor's nothing to admire.''
*'''Stede:''' ''Even so, I appear a mere kitten walking so close upon you. Perhaps a [[Short blade|small dagger]] would suit me. Let's see what he's selling.''
*'''Stede:''' ''Even so, I appear a mere kitten walking so close upon you. Perhaps a [[Short blade|small dagger]] would suit me. Let's see what he's selling.''
*'''Edward:''' ''Maybe I'll buy a [[sword]] too, we'll both jump rank.''
*'''Edward:''' ''Maybe I'll buy a [[sword]] too, we'll both jump rank.''
*'''Stede:''' ''Ah, we'll be quite the pair, you and I. Twin devils!''
*'''Stede:''' ''Ah, we'll be quite the pair, you and I. Twin devils!''
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*'''Stede:''' ''I should acquire a blade for myself, Duncan. Just as you have. Perhaps a [[Short blade|small dagger]] would suit me. Oh, we'll be quite the pair, you and I! Twin devils!''
*'''Edward:''' ''Maybe I'll buy a [[sword]] too, we'll both jump rank.''
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*'''Edward:''' ''Lend us a few reales then. I did save your skin.''
*'''Edward:''' ''Lend us a few reales then. I did save your skin.''
*'''Stede:''' ''Ah, uh... of course!''
*'''Stede:''' ''Ah, uh... of course!''
*'''Edward:''' ''Cheers.''
*'''Edward:''' ''Cheers.''
Edward [[Economic system|bought]] a new pair of swords.
Edward [[Economic system|bought]] a [[British Cutlasses|new pair of swords]].
*'''Edward:''' ''That's a better fit for me. How'd you fare?''
*'''Edward:''' ''That's a better fit for me. How'd you fare?''
*'''Stede:''' ''I had only enough for a small knife, sadly. Still, it'll do in a pinch. Oh, puffer-duff... I have led us astray, Duncan.''
*'''Stede:''' ''I had only enough for a small knife, sadly. Still, it'll do in a pinch. Oh, puffer-duff... I have led us astray, Duncan.''
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[[File:Lively Havana 3.png|thumb|250px|Edward surveying the area]]
[[File:Lively Havana 3.png|thumb|250px|Edward surveying the area]]
Edward found a [[Viewpoint|high spot]] and located the tavern.
Edward found a [[Viewpoint|high spot]] and located the tavern.
*'''Edward:''' ''I think I see the place, it's not far.''
*'''Edward:''' ''I think I see the place! We're not far.''
Stede was set upon by a [[Pickpocketing|pickpocket]].
Stede was set upon by a [[Pickpocketing|pickpocket]].
*'''Stede:''' ''Ahh! Stop!''
*'''Stede:''' ''Ahh! Stop!''
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Edward chased and tackled the pickpocket.
Edward chased and tackled the pickpocket.
*'''Edward:''' ''You robbed the wrong man, mate. A fellow with dangerous friends.''
*'''Edward:''' ''You robbed the wrong man, mate. A fellow with dangerous friends.''
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*'''Edward:''' ''That's a heavy purse, Mister Bonnet.''
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Edward returned to Bonnet.
Edward returned to Bonnet.
*'''Stede:''' ''Duncan, by [[Jupiter|Jove]], you're alive.''
*'''Stede:''' ''Duncan, by [[Jupiter|Jove]], you're alive.''
*'''Edward:''' ''Of course I am. That [[Thief|filch]] was no fuss.''
*'''Edward:''' ''Of course I am. That [[Thief|filch]] was no fuss.''
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They arrived at the tavern.
*'''Stede:''' ''Ah, we've arrived.''
*'''Stede:''' ''Ah, we've arrived.''
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*'''Stede:''' ''Ah! Did you catch that rogue?''
*'''Edward:''' ''Aye. And I'll be buying the first round with the money I pulled off him.''
*'''Stede:''' ''Oh! Ah... wonderful. First my ship then my purse. It's twice you've saved me now, Duncan.''
*'''Edward:''' ''Don't forget your skin, I saved that too.''
*'''Stede:''' ''Thrice then! Very good!''
A civilian pushed a loaded cart into position.
*'''Civilian:''' ''Out of the way!''
*'''Stede:''' ''My word! Havana grows livelier all the time.''
*'''Edward:''' ''Each funster we meet makes me more impatient to drink. Come on.''
*'''Stede:''' ''This is the spot.''
*'''Edward:''' ''The sea has much to offer, but a popping tavern always draws me back to shore.''
*'''Stede:''' ''Popping... yes. I would normally prefer to conduct my affairs somewhere quieter...''
They entered the tavern.
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*'''Edward:''' ''Take your time. I'll be just here.''
*'''Edward:''' ''Take your time. I'll be just here.''
*'''Patron:''' ''Fancy meeting a [[Wales|Welshman]] deep in {{Wiki|List of ethnic slurs#D|Dago}} country. I'm English meself. Biding my time 'til the next war calls me to service.''
*'''Patron:''' ''Fancy meeting a [[Wales|Welshman]] deep in {{Wiki|List of ethnic slurs#D|Dago}} country. I'm English meself. Biding my time 'til the next war calls me to service.''
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*'''Edward:''' ''Shut your fucking gob or I fill it with shot. You hear me?''
*'''Edward:''' ''Shut your fucking gob or I fill it with shot. You hear me?''
*'''Patron:''' ''Edward, is it?''
*'''Patron:''' ''Edward, is it?''
Edward headbutted the man, knocking him out, then kneed him in the groin and tossed him onto a table, shattering it on impact.
Edward headbutted the man, then kneed him in the groin and tossed him onto a table, shattering it on impact and knocking him out.
*'''Man:''' ''You bastard!''
*'''Man:''' ''You bastard!''
*'''Edward:''' ''Hey, I warned him...''
*'''Edward:''' ''Hey, I warned him...''
Another patron swung his [[fist]] into Edward's face, starting a bar brawl.
Another patron swung his [[fist]] into Edward's face, starting a bar brawl.
*'''Edward:''' ''You want a dust-up, I'll give you one.<br>Come on lads! I've seen bigger arms on a bird!<br>One more! Come on!''
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*'''Edward:''' ''You want a dust-up, I'll give you one.<br>Come on lads! I've seen bigger arms on a bird!<br>One more! Come on!''<!--In the original, these phrases are used in this order.-->
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*'''Edward:''' ''You'll have to hit harder than that!<br>One more! Come on!<br>Come on lads! I've seen bigger arms on a bird!<br>You want a dust-up, I'll give you one.<br>I'm still standing, lads!''<!--In the remake, these phrases (and possibly more) are used in random order.-->
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Several [[Spanish Empire|Spanish]] [[Soldier|guards]] stormed into the tavern.
Several [[Spanish Empire|Spanish]] [[Soldier|guards]] stormed into the tavern.
*'''Soldier 1:''' ¡Despejad la zona! ''(Clear the road!)''
*'''Soldier 1:''' ¡Despejad la zona! ''(Clear the road!)''
*'''Edward:''' ''I've had all I can drink at present, lads. You go on without me.<br>Look again, lobcocks.''
Edward hid from the Spanish soldiers.
*'''Edward:''' ''Hopefully Stede wasn't pinched by those guards.''
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==Outcome==
==Outcome==
After rearming himself with new swords and scouting the area, Edward stopped Stede from being robbed, but then left him in a tavern to escape from Spanish soldiers following a bar brawl.
After rearming himself with new swords and scouting the area, Edward stopped Stede from being robbed, but then left him in a tavern to escape from Spanish soldiers following a bar brawl.
Stede:Ah... lively Havana! I've been here once before. It was a truly awe-ful pleasure.
Edward:See someone you know?
Stede:No, no, no. Just putting on a friendly face. I shouldn't want to be mistaken for a pirate again.
Edward:Right. Flash rogue like yourself must be cautious.
Stede:It's mad to think Spain and England were at war two years ago, isn't it? Here I am, bartering with Spaniards like they were my cousins. Something wrong, Duncan?
Edward:No. It's nothing. Sand in my hampers. So where's the best squat in town? I'm dying for a quick kip. Or a siesta, should I say?
Edward motioning Stede to lead
Stede:Um... I'm just headed to a ... a public house now to meet some merchants. I could... I could show you the way.
Edward:Well, lead on.
Stede:I hope you'll tarry a bit while I conduct my meeting. It would be a great relief to have a man of your stature nearby. In case of a... misunderstanding.
Edward:I can hang about. I might have a drink.
Stede:Splendid. A drink.
Edward and Stede walked by some gibbet cages with skeletons inside.
Stede:Gracious! What a revolting sight!
Edward:Well they don't take kindly to pirates here, do they? Wonder how many stolen reales bought these men this perch?
Stede:Even so, I appear a mere kitten walking so close upon you. Perhaps a small dagger would suit me. Let's see what he's selling.
Edward:Maybe I'll buy a sword too, we'll both jump rank.
Stede:Ah, we'll be quite the pair, you and I. Twin devils!
Stede:I should acquire a blade for myself, Duncan. Just as you have. Perhaps a small dagger would suit me. Oh, we'll be quite the pair, you and I! Twin devils!
Edward:Maybe I'll buy a sword too, we'll both jump rank.
Edward:Lend us a few reales then. I did save your skin.
Edward:Aye. And I'll be buying the first round with the money I pulled off him.
Stede:Oh! Ah... wonderful. First my ship then my purse. It's twice you've saved me now, Duncan.
Edward:Don't forget your skin, I saved that too.
Stede:Thrice then! Very good!
A civilian pushed a loaded cart into position.
Civilian:Out of the way!
Stede:My word! Havana grows livelier all the time.
Edward:Each funster we meet makes me more impatient to drink. Come on.
Stede:This is the spot.
Edward:The sea has much to offer, but a popping tavern always draws me back to shore.
Stede:Popping... yes. I would normally prefer to conduct my affairs somewhere quieter...
They entered the tavern.
Edward:Take your time. I'll be just here.
Patron:Fancy meeting a Welshman deep in Dago country. I'm English meself. Biding my time 'til the next war calls me to service.
Edward:Lucky King George having a piss-pot like you flying his flag.
A patron accusing Edward of piracy
Patron:Oy! Skulk! I seen your face before. You's mates with them pirates down in Nassau.
Edward:Shut your fucking gob or I fill it with shot. You hear me?
Patron:Edward, is it?
Edward headbutted the man, then kneed him in the groin and tossed him onto a table, shattering it on impact and knocking him out.
Man:You bastard!
Edward:Hey, I warned him...
Another patron swung his fist into Edward's face, starting a bar brawl.
Edward:You want a dust-up, I'll give you one. Come on lads! I've seen bigger arms on a bird! One more! Come on!
Edward:You'll have to hit harder than that! One more! Come on! Come on lads! I've seen bigger arms on a bird! You want a dust-up, I'll give you one. I'm still standing, lads!
After rearming himself with new swords and scouting the area, Edward stopped Stede from being robbed, but then left him in a tavern to escape from Spanish soldiers following a bar brawl.
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