User blog comment:Master Sima Yi/Assassinews 09-07-'12 — Assassin's Creed film news/@comment-4043223-20120710024034: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 16:51, 1 March 2013

This is who I think should star in the AC film:

Desmond = Adam Sandler

Lucy = Paris Hilton

Shaun = Graham Norton

Rebecca = That chicks name I can't remember, you know, the one in that film about the thing.

Subject 16 = Gene Wilder

Vidic = Bill Murrey

Altair = The Rock

Juno = Monica Bellucci (seriously she should be in every film ever made)

Ezio = Ray Romano

Christina = That hot chick on Home & Away (the one whose sister turned out to be her mother and wasn't lesbian anymore).

Random Minstrel = Me

Note: Obviously I am joking........

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+'''This is who I think should star in the AC film:'''
 Desmond = Adam Sandler
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 Altair = The Rock
-Juno  = Monica Bellucci (seriously she should be in every film ever made)
+Juno = Monica Bellucci (seriously she should be in every film ever made)
 Ezio = Ray Romano
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 Christina = That hot chick on Home & Away (the one whose sister turned out to be her mother and wasn't lesbian anymore).
-Note: Obviously I am joking........
+Random Minstrel = Me
+'''Note''': Obviously I am joking........