Hi once again, guys (and gals). First of all, I would like to say that I predict that GTA V will win Game of the Year this year. Secondly, I want to say that I want to do this as quickly as possible (so sorry if any of the questions are slightly cliché) so I can get back to playing it. So, without much further ado, here are the polls:
<poll>
Now that Black Flag is only just over a month away from release, how excited are you for it?
Excited? Bored more like
Meh
Trying not to be
Pretty damn excited
EXCITED DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL
</poll>
<poll>
Which is your favorite event in the whole AC series?
Rebellion against the First Civilization
Toba Catastrophe
Siege of Masyaf
Hunt for the Nine
Bonfire of the Vanities
Siege of Monterrigioni
Ottoman Renaissance
Destruction of Cappadocia
Boston Massacre
Boston Tea Party
Battle of Bunker Hill
Battles of Lexington and Concord
Declaration of the American Independence
Assassination of Charles Lee
The Tyranny of King Washington, although in an alternate reality
Desmond's escape from Abstergo/Project Siren
</poll>
I'll admit, it was a pretty difficult picture to come up with good captions for, and was certain to generate some quite controversial captions, but anyway, here are my favourites:
<poll>
Which is your favourite caption?
Edward: "Hey, wassa matta you, Adwale?" Crew member 1: "That's racist!" Edward replied back in an insulted manner. Edward: "You're racist!" Adwale: "Really? This is what you guys are doing?" Edward: "Oh no, God forbid I take a break! I've only spent the past THREE FUCKING WEEKS inside that enemy ship!" Getts up to fight. Adwale: "No, no, you're right. Let's all screw around while the ship falls to pieces!" The lower deck takes a cannon shot. Edward: "Hey, this isn't easy, you know!" Kills one enemy. Crew member 1: "Right, like we're all on vacation out here?" Adwale raised his voice to try and drown out the others who were arguing. Adwale: "ENOUGH! Look, everyone's under a lot of pressure, but we're the only ones who can this attack. So we need to keep it together." Still displeased, but somewhat calmer, Edward replied back. Edward: "he's right. We need to be a "hive mind" here, people." Crew member 2, previously uninvolved with the argument, cut in nonchantly. Crew member 2: "Anybody up for some bottles of rum? Anyone?" Adwale: "Very funny, guys."
"Ok, ok... it's big, Ed. But wait 'till you see mine!"
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's rum"
"I see what you did there"
"...'Cause you're worth it"
</poll>
So this is the part where I piss alot of you off, as despite the fact that I voted for Kain's response, the best caption as voted for BY YOU GUYS, and so the first ever winner of the Crimson Polls Caption Contest is...me! YAAAY! And now my response will be immortilised in this image:
I'd like to congratulate my family, my friends, my dog, and my manager for supporting me all this way. I just can't believe this; it's a dream come true. I am in shock.
Anyway, engage your brains to "Witty Banter" mode and perhaps in future you will win! ^__^
EDIT: In a dramatic twist, a very late vote (so late I only found it when looking for my favourite captions of last week) has drawn Kain's response level with mine! Abiding by my rules, that should mean that Kain has in fact won! However, there is one conflict to resolve:
When do I decide the winner? As I start to make the new Polls? Or when I'm about to click 'publish'? If it's the former, then I have legitimately won
If you could give me advice as to what to do should any similar situation occur again, I would be grateful. However, just for this week, I have decided to resolve the problem by featuring Kain's response as well:
