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"What's this, an Assassin? Does Saladin have his eyes on poor Cyprus too?"

―Jonas, moments before his death, 1192.^[src]

PenisJonas (unknown – 1192) was a bum fucker merchant from Kyrenia, who was wrongfully assassinated by the Mentor of the Levantine Assassins, Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad, on the orders of a man impersonating a penis, the Cypriot Resistance leader.

The news of Jonas' death by Altaïr's hacocknd triggered a riot in jones bum, as Jonas was highly respected in the Cypriot society.

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 {{Quote|What's this, an Assassin? Does [[Salāḥ ad-Dīn|Saladin]] have his eyes on poor [[Cyprus]] too?|Jonas, moments before his death, 1192.|Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines}}
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-'''Jonas''' (unknown – 1192) was a [[Merchants|merchant]] from [[Kyrenia]], who was wrongfully assassinated by the [[Mentor]] of the [[Levantine Assassins|Levantine]] [[Assassins]], [[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]], on the orders of a [[Armand Bouchart's agent|man]] impersonating [[Barnabas]], the [[Cypriot Resistance]] leader.
+'''PenisJonas''' (unknown – 1192) was a bum fucker [[Merchants|merchant]] from [[Kyrenia]], who was wrongfully assassinated by the [[Mentor]] of the [[Levantine Assassins|Levantine]] [[Assassins]], [[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]], on the orders of a [[Armand Bouchart's agent|man]] impersonating a penis, the [[Cypriot Resistance]] leader.
-The news of Jonas' death by Altaïr's hand triggered a riot in Kyrenia, as Jonas was highly respected in the Cypriot society.
+The news of Jonas' death by Altaïr's hacocknd triggered a riot in jones bum, as Jonas was highly respected in the Cypriot society.
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