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|ancestor = [[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]] | |ancestor = [[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]] | ||
|location = [[Castel Sant'Angelo]], [[Vaticano District|Vaticano district]], [[Rome]], [[Italy]] | |location = [[Castel Sant'Angelo]], [[Vaticano District|Vaticano district]], [[Rome]], [[Italy]] | ||
|image = Castello-crasher-memory.png | |image = Castello-crasher-memory.png | ||
|date = 1501}} | |||
'''Castello Crasher''' was a virtual representation of one of [[Ezio Auditore da Firenze|Ezio Auditore]]'s [[Genetic memory|genetic memories]], relived by [[Desmond Miles]] in 2012 through the [[Animus]]. | '''Castello Crasher''' was a virtual representation of one of [[Ezio Auditore da Firenze|Ezio Auditore]]'s [[Genetic memory|genetic memories]], relived by [[Desmond Miles]] in 2012 through the [[Animus]]. | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
[[Lucrezia Borgia]] and Caterina got out of a carriage at the edge of Pont Sant'Angelo. There were [[guards]] present, and from there, Lucrezia addressed the [[Civilians|public]]. | [[Lucrezia Borgia]] and Caterina got out of a carriage at the edge of Pont Sant'Angelo. There were [[guards]] present, and from there, Lucrezia addressed the [[Civilians|public]]. | ||
[[File:CCrasher 1.png|thumb|right|250px|Lucrezia | [[File:CCrasher 1.png|thumb|right|250px|Lucrezia introducing the ''"she-whore of Forlì."'']] | ||
*'''Lucrezia:''' ''Salve cittadini di [[Rome|Roma]]!'' (Hail citizens of Rome!) ''Behold a sight most splendid! Caterina Sforza, she-whore of [[Forlì]] | *'''Lucrezia:''' ''Salve cittadini di [[Rome|Roma]]!'' (Hail citizens of Rome!) ''Behold a sight most splendid! Caterina Sforza, she-whore of [[Forlì]] — has at last been brought to heel!'' | ||
*'''Caterina:''' ''Ha! No one kneels as low as Lucrezia Borgia! Who put you up to this? Was it your brother or your father? Perhaps a bit of both? Perhaps at the same time | *'''Caterina:''' ''Ha! No one kneels as low as Lucrezia Borgia! Who put you up to this? Was it your brother or your father? Perhaps a bit of both? Perhaps at the same time!'' | ||
Lucrezia slapped Caterina across the face. | |||
*'''Lucrezia:''' ''Chiudi la bocca!'' (Shut your mouth!) ''None speak ill of the [[House of Borgia|Borgia]]!'' (Lucrezia slapped Caterina and turned back to the crowd). ''The same will happen to any who defy us!'' | *'''Lucrezia:''' ''Chiudi la bocca!'' (Shut your mouth!) ''None speak ill of the [[House of Borgia|Borgia]]!'' (Lucrezia slapped Caterina and turned back to the crowd). ''The same will happen to any who defy us!'' | ||
*'''Caterina:''' ''Good people of Roma, stay strong! You will be free, your time will come, I swear it!'' | *'''Caterina:''' ''Good people of Roma, stay strong! You will be free, your time will come, I swear it!'' | ||
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*'''Ezio:''' ''They are going to torture her.'' | *'''Ezio:''' ''They are going to torture her.'' | ||
*'''Machiavelli:''' ''You are here for Cesare and Rodrigo.'' | *'''Machiavelli:''' ''You are here for Cesare and Rodrigo.'' | ||
*'''Ezio:''' ''Caterina is a powerful ally | *'''Ezio:''' ''Caterina is a powerful ally, if we help her now while she is weak, she will aid us in return.'' | ||
*'''Machiavelli:''' ''Perhaps. But kill Cesare and Rodrigo first.'' | *'''Machiavelli:''' ''Perhaps. But kill Cesare and Rodrigo first.'' | ||
Ezio crossed the [[Tiber|Tiber River]] and entered the Castel grounds via the [[Papal Guard|papal guards]] training square. He overheard a conversation between Cesare, [[Octavian de Valois]], [[Juan Borgia the Elder]] and [[Micheletto Corella]]. | Ezio crossed the [[Tiber|Tiber River]] and entered the Castel grounds via the [[Papal Guard|papal guards]] training square. He overheard a conversation between Cesare, [[Octavian de Valois]], [[Juan Borgia the Elder]] and [[Micheletto Corella]]. | ||
*'''Cesare:''' ''Forget the Pope, you answer only to me. Roma is the pillar that holds our entire enterprise aloft. She cannot waver | *'''Cesare:''' ''Forget the Pope, you answer only to me. Roma is the pillar that holds our entire enterprise aloft. She cannot waver. Which means neither can you.'' | ||
*'''Octavian:''' ''What of [[Vaticano District|il Vaticano]]'' ( | *'''Octavian:''' ''What of [[Vaticano District|il Vaticano]]'' (The Vatican)? | ||
[[File:CCrasher 4.png|thumb|250px|Cesare | [[File:CCrasher 4.png|thumb|250px|Cesare speaking with his allies.]] | ||
*'''Cesare:''' ''That tired old | *'''Cesare:''' ''That tired old men's club? Play along for now, but soon we will have no need of them.'' | ||
*'''Juan:''' ''He's left us Roma.'' | *'''Juan:''' ''He's left us Roma.'' | ||
*'''Micheletto:''' ''She'll be in good hands.'' | *'''Micheletto:''' ''She'll be in good hands.'' | ||
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*'''Lucrezia:''' ''Cesare.'' | *'''Lucrezia:''' ''Cesare.'' | ||
*'''Cesare:''' ''Lucrezia.'' (They kissed intimately) ''I hope you have treated our guest with kindness.'' | *'''Cesare:''' ''Lucrezia.'' (They kissed intimately) ''I hope you have treated our guest with kindness.'' | ||
*'''Lucrezia:''' ''That mouth on her... How I'd love to sew it shut.'' | *'''Lucrezia:''' ''That mouth on her...How I'd love to sew it shut.'' | ||
*'''Cesare:''' ''I rather like it open, myself.'' | *'''Cesare:''' ''I rather like it open, myself.'' | ||
*'''Lucrezia:''' ''Oh?'' | *'''Lucrezia:''' ''Oh?'' | ||
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*'''Lucrezia:''' ''He is away from the Castello, and he might need some convincing when he returns.'' | *'''Lucrezia:''' ''He is away from the Castello, and he might need some convincing when he returns.'' | ||
*'''Cesare:''' ''That shouldn't be a problem, should it?'' | *'''Cesare:''' ''That shouldn't be a problem, should it?'' | ||
[[File:CCrasher 5.png|thumb|250px|Cesare and Lucrezia | [[File:CCrasher 5.png|thumb|250px|Cesare and Lucrezia kissing.]] | ||
*'''Lucrezia:''' ''No. Only... it gets quite lonely here. You and I spend so little time together these days, busy as you are with your | *'''Lucrezia:''' ''No. Only...it gets quite lonely here. You and I spend so little time together these days, busy as you are with your OTHER conquests.'' | ||
*'''Cesare:''' ''Soon, once I have secured the throne of [[Italy|Italia]], you are going to be my queen, and your loneliness will be a thing of the past.'' | *'''Cesare:''' ''Soon, once I have secured the throne of [[Italy|Italia]], you are going to be my queen, and your loneliness will be a thing of the past.'' | ||
*'''Lucrezia:''' ''I cannot wait.'' | *'''Lucrezia:''' ''I cannot wait.'' | ||
*'''Cesare:''' ''Behave yourself while I am gone.'' | *'''Cesare:''' ''Behave yourself while I am gone.'' | ||
*'''Guard:''' ''Open the gate! The Captain General is leaving for [[Urbino]]! Buona fortuna ''(Good fortune)'' Padron Cesare | Cesare left, and Ezio turned to look towards the gate of the Castel Sant'Angelo.) | ||
*'''Guard:''' ''Open the gate! The Captain General is leaving for [[Urbino]]! Buona fortuna,'' (Good fortune) ''Padron Cesare!'' | |||
*'''Ezio:''' ''Machiavelli is going to be very disappointed.'' | *'''Ezio:''' ''Machiavelli is going to be very disappointed.'' | ||
Cesare left the Castello. Ezio continued to scale the walls and eventually reached a cell window, through which he saw Caterina. Lucrezia then stormed into the prison. | Cesare left the Castello. Ezio continued to scale the walls and eventually reached a cell window, through which he saw Caterina. Lucrezia then stormed into the prison. | ||
[[File:CCrasher 8.png|thumb|250px|Lucrezia injuring Caterina.]] | [[File:CCrasher 8.png|thumb|250px|Lucrezia injuring Caterina.]] | ||
*'''Lucrezia:''' ''Open her cell!'' (She grabbed a metal bar) ''How was the journey to Roma? Did you sit in Cesare private carriage?'' | *'''Lucrezia:''' ''Open her cell!'' (She grabbed a metal bar) ''How was the journey to Roma? Did you sit in Cesare private carriage?'' | ||
*'''Caterina:''' ''You're pathetic, Lucrezia.'' | *'''Caterina:''' ''You're pathetic, Lucrezia.'' | ||
Lucrezia pushed Caterina down. | |||
*'''Lucrezia:''' ''What did he talk about? His plans for [[Naples|Napoli]]? Did you like it?'' | *'''Lucrezia:''' ''What did he talk about? His plans for [[Naples|Napoli]]? Did you like it?'' | ||
*'''Ceterina:''' ''I can't remember.'' | *'''Ceterina:''' ''I can't remember.'' | ||
*'''Lucrezia:''' ''Perhaps you will remember this.'' (Lucrezia struck Caterina with the metal bar. Caterina screamed.) ''That put you in your place.'' (Lucrezia left the cell) ''Lock it and give me the key.'' | *'''Lucrezia:''' ''Perhaps you will remember this.'' (Lucrezia struck Caterina with the metal bar. Caterina screamed.) ''That put you in your place.'' (Lucrezia left the cell) ''Lock it and give me the key.'' | ||
Caterina distracted the guards | Ezio made his way into the Castello and approached Caterina's cell. As he did, Caterina distracted the guards. | ||
*'''Caterina:''' ''Oh | *'''Caterina:''' ''Oh. My back. Please, can you reach this water jug for me? I cannot get it myself.'' | ||
*'''Guard:''' '' | *'''Guard 1:''' ''Anything else I can reach, Princess?'' | ||
*''' | *'''Guard 2:''' ''Why not move closer to us, Principessa'' (Princess)? ''We will help you.'' | ||
*'''Caterina:''' ''No. You must come closer. You boys are being so good to me.'' | |||
*'''Caterina:''' '' | |||
==Outcome== | ==Outcome== | ||
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==Reference== | ==Reference== | ||
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'' | *''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'' | ||
{{ACBHMemories}} | {{ACBHMemories}} | ||
[[Category:Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood memories]] | [[Category:Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood memories]] | ||
Revision as of 08:14, 11 February 2013
Castello Crasher was a virtual representation of one of Ezio Auditore's genetic memories, relived by Desmond Miles in 2012 through the Animus.
Description
Ezio Auditore broke into the Castel Sant'Angelo in an attempt to assassinate Cesare and Rodrigo Borgia. Although he was unsuccessful, he was still able to rescue Caterina Sforza.
Dialogue
Lucrezia Borgia and Caterina got out of a carriage at the edge of Pont Sant'Angelo. There were guards present, and from there, Lucrezia addressed the public.

- Lucrezia: Salve cittadini di Roma! (Hail citizens of Rome!) Behold a sight most splendid! Caterina Sforza, she-whore of Forlì — has at last been brought to heel!
- Caterina: Ha! No one kneels as low as Lucrezia Borgia! Who put you up to this? Was it your brother or your father? Perhaps a bit of both? Perhaps at the same time!
Lucrezia slapped Caterina across the face.
- Lucrezia: Chiudi la bocca! (Shut your mouth!) None speak ill of the Borgia! (Lucrezia slapped Caterina and turned back to the crowd). The same will happen to any who defy us!
- Caterina: Good people of Roma, stay strong! You will be free, your time will come, I swear it!
Caterina was taken away, and Ezio and Niccolò Machiavelli were seen standing together close-by.
- Ezio: They are going to torture her.
- Machiavelli: You are here for Cesare and Rodrigo.
- Ezio: Caterina is a powerful ally, if we help her now while she is weak, she will aid us in return.
- Machiavelli: Perhaps. But kill Cesare and Rodrigo first.
Ezio crossed the Tiber River and entered the Castel grounds via the papal guards training square. He overheard a conversation between Cesare, Octavian de Valois, Juan Borgia the Elder and Micheletto Corella.
- Cesare: Forget the Pope, you answer only to me. Roma is the pillar that holds our entire enterprise aloft. She cannot waver. Which means neither can you.
- Octavian: What of il Vaticano (The Vatican)?

- Cesare: That tired old men's club? Play along for now, but soon we will have no need of them.
- Juan: He's left us Roma.
- Micheletto: She'll be in good hands.
Ezio scaled the inner walls of the Castel and stopped to listen at a window. Inside, Cesare met with Lucrezia.
- Lucrezia: Cesare.
- Cesare: Lucrezia. (They kissed intimately) I hope you have treated our guest with kindness.
- Lucrezia: That mouth on her...How I'd love to sew it shut.
- Cesare: I rather like it open, myself.
- Lucrezia: Oh?
- Cesare: Have you talked to the Pope about the funds requested by my banker?
- Lucrezia: He is away from the Castello, and he might need some convincing when he returns.
- Cesare: That shouldn't be a problem, should it?

- Lucrezia: No. Only...it gets quite lonely here. You and I spend so little time together these days, busy as you are with your OTHER conquests.
- Cesare: Soon, once I have secured the throne of Italia, you are going to be my queen, and your loneliness will be a thing of the past.
- Lucrezia: I cannot wait.
- Cesare: Behave yourself while I am gone.
Cesare left, and Ezio turned to look towards the gate of the Castel Sant'Angelo.)
- Guard: Open the gate! The Captain General is leaving for Urbino! Buona fortuna, (Good fortune) Padron Cesare!
- Ezio: Machiavelli is going to be very disappointed.
Cesare left the Castello. Ezio continued to scale the walls and eventually reached a cell window, through which he saw Caterina. Lucrezia then stormed into the prison.

- Lucrezia: Open her cell! (She grabbed a metal bar) How was the journey to Roma? Did you sit in Cesare private carriage?
- Caterina: You're pathetic, Lucrezia.
Lucrezia pushed Caterina down.
- Lucrezia: What did he talk about? His plans for Napoli? Did you like it?
- Ceterina: I can't remember.
- Lucrezia: Perhaps you will remember this. (Lucrezia struck Caterina with the metal bar. Caterina screamed.) That put you in your place. (Lucrezia left the cell) Lock it and give me the key.
Ezio made his way into the Castello and approached Caterina's cell. As he did, Caterina distracted the guards.
- Caterina: Oh. My back. Please, can you reach this water jug for me? I cannot get it myself.
- Guard 1: Anything else I can reach, Princess?
- Guard 2: Why not move closer to us, Principessa (Princess)? We will help you.
- Caterina: No. You must come closer. You boys are being so good to me.
Outcome
Lucrezia put the key in her dress and left. Ezio infiltrated the prison and killed the guards, allowing him to speak with Caterina.
Trivia
- To achieve full synchronization, Ezio must not be detected.
- The title is a reference to the Xbox Live arcade game, Castle Crashers.
- An achievement related with this sequence, Principessa in Another Castello, is a direct reference to Super Mario Bros.
Gallery
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Lucrezia arriving with Caterina.
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Machiavelli reminding Ezio of his mission.
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Cesare leaving the Castle.
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Caterina imprisoned.