User:War Clown

War Clown The Demon of Wiki Cities
(Real) Name:	Marco
Location:	Philippines
Affiliations:	inFamous Wiki (Bureaucrat) Assassin's Creed Wiki (Administrator) Dead Space Wiki (Editor) Prototype Wiki (Associated) Sly Cooper Wiki (Associated)
Occupation:	Administrator Template, Graphics and Background designer Assassin Head of the Cypriot Resistance
Gender:	(Alpha) Male
Weapon/s:	Assault Rifle The Amp Bladed Weapons The Hidden Blade The Hookblade Myself
Specialty:	Summarization Templates Timeline Awesome stuff Cake
Awesome Rating:	11/10
Userboxes This user is an Assassin's Creed Wiki administrator. This user is the Project Head of "WikiProject Landmarks and Locations". This user is the Chief Editor of "WikiProject Timeline". This user comes from the Philippines, home of the Fountain of Justice. This user is a Libra. This user plays on the PlayStation 3. This user likes to sleep. This user is a badass. This user is awesome! This user follows the Creed of the Assassin Brotherhood. This user is a loyal supporter of the Auditore family. This user is a Hidden Blade adept. Their keyboard was impaled twice while writing this. This user is an expert in hand-to-hand combat and could make Mr. Miyagi proud. Wiki Stuff This user has caught the eye from Lord Cello and earned the Legendary award for leadership skills and overall awesomeness. This user deserves a piece of the Assassin's chocolate cake for their special day. File:Caaaaake.jpg This user is writing an assay with Ass-Ass-inist on his/her sexam. This user has presented a truck-load of successful projects, and has earned 6 slices of the Assassin's Cheesecake. This user has helped the wiki achieve 1000 articles and has earned a mouthful of the Assassin's Pudding. This user has earned a cold pint of Assassin's Guinness, for their outstanding contributions on St. Patrick's Day. Assassin's Creed This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Revelations for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed Bloodlines for the PSP. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II: Discovery for the iPhone. This user has watched Assassin's Creed Lineage. This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Ascendance. This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Embers. This user has earned the Master Assassin Platinum Trophy for the PS3. Wiki Stuff V.2 This user helped promote the article "Assassin's Creed: Lineage" to Featured status This user helped promote the article "Rise of the Brotherhood" to Featured status This user helped promote the article "Incident at the Pagan Party" to Featured status This user helped promote the article "Fall of Cesare Borgia" to Featured status This user helped promote the article "Siege of Viana" to Featured status This user helped promote the article "Uberto Alberti" to Good status This user helped promote the article "Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines" to Good status This user helped promote the article "Auditore execution" to Good status This user helped promote the article "Return to Alep" to Good status This user helped promote the article "The Codex' Journey" to Good status This user helped promote the article "Search for the Apple" to Good status This user helped promote the article "Corombo in Venice" to Good status

"What is a man but the sum of his memories? We are the stories we live! The tales we tell ourselves!"

―Subject 16

Bio

"Those who become princes by virtue of their abilities acquire dominion with difficulty, but maintain them with ease."

―Niccolò Machiavelli, Chapter 6 of The Prince.

I am War Clown. I am also known as Jack White, Juan Blanco, Woozi, Garrus Vakarian, The Illusive Guy, Fang Xiaoru, Selim I, and many others. To start things off, I'm one of the administrators of this wiki. I mainly handle templates and managing the timeline, but I'll help in any way possible, and will get the job done, one way or the other.

I've been editing here since the days of Giovanni Auditore, doing what I can to improve this place. Overtime, I've refined my skills at editing, learning the code and proper format. I can safely say that I know what I'm doing in terms of editing. You need little to worry about me making a mistake.

Most of the time, I come off as a stoic and stern man to most people, only caring about progress and work. Not a lot get past that to see who I really am. All in all, I really don't have a proper definition for my behavior. Predictability is too mainstream.

Most of my interests lay in video games, be it singe player or co-op, fighting or stealth. Other than Assassin's Creed, I'm also loyal to the inFamous, Metal Gear, Devil May Cry, God of War, BioShock, and Tekken franchises. They are what made me love video games.

Should you require assistance, I'm always here to lend a hand. Post me a message whenever you're in need of help.

Signatures

1st - War Clown
2nd - WarClown^{Wanna Talk?}
3rd - Jacques le Blanc^{Reception Area}
4th - Juan Blanco^{Reception Area}
5th - Juan Blanco^{Reception Area}
6th - WarClown ^{Frequency: 149.94}
7th - WarClown ^Dial-Up_inFamous
8th - Jack ^Walls_inFamous
9th (Current) - Jack ^Walls_Supermen

Assassin

"Fair Lucrezia could not sate her appetite for lovers. But I suspect she would be fine, with two or three more brothers."

―Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Games:

• Assassin's Creed - PS3
• Assassin's Creed II - PS3
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - PS3
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations (Collector's Edition) - PS3
• Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines - PSP
• Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles - iPhone
• Assassin's Creed II: Discovery - iPhone

Movies:

• Assassin's Creed: Lineage - YouTube
• Assassin's Creed: Ascendance - MP3
• Assassin's Creed: Embers - DVD

Others:

• Assassin's Creed: The Fall (Issue 1) - Ubiworkshop
• Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade
• Assassin's Creed French Novels (Tome 1, 2) - PC
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook
• The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack

Desk Jockey

Currently revamping:

• Assassin's Creed: Lineage
• Assassin's Creed: Ascendance
• Cypriot Resistance
• Assassin's Creed: Embers
• Shao Jun

Will be revamping (When, no one knows):

• Hunt on Cyprus
• Hunt in Venice
• Discovery in Spain
• Spanish Inquisition

Put on hold:

• Assassin's Creed II: Discovery (Resuming: Indefinite)

Timeline

Revamping:

• Fall of the Palaiologi (Imageneed)
• Infiltration of the Janissary camp (Imageneed)
• Skirmish in Constantinople's arsenal (Imageneed)
• Fight for the Masyaf Keys
• Search for the Masyaf keys
• Destruction of the Great Chain (Imageneed)

Will be revamping

• Assault on Masyaf
• Rebellion at Masyaf

Will be creating:

• Revelation in Masyaf
• Exile of Altaïr
• Insurrection of Altaïr

Cheese

Wedge

Well, since you're already here, why not waste your time with these pointless links of pointlessness?

• Movies.
• Spoiled Bot >.>
• -_-
• Try again.
• RUN!
• The Man of Steel.
• Respect your elders.
• <3
• Tooti Frooti.
• Good times.
• Meet the wiki locals!
• Try that again, I dare you.
• >.>
• Oooooh :P

These are some other logs that aren't really joke convos, but of sentimental value. In its own way.

• First Encounter: Elchzard
• First talkpage message ever sent + First Encounter: D. Cello

Cake

• Insieme per la vittoria!
  Insieme per la vittoria!

• 
  From Kaloneous
• From TheSt0ryTeller
  From TheSt0ryTeller
• Again, TheSt0ryTeller
  Again, TheSt0ryTeller

• War Clown, Origins (Machiavelli)
  War Clown, Origins (Machiavelli)
• 
  Circa 1 (Machiavelli)
• 
  Dimension 1 (Machiavelli, Joker-fied)
• 
  Circa 2 (Cole MacGrath)
• 
  Dimension 2 (Zoran Lazarevic)
• 
  Circa 3 (Cole MacGrath, hooded)
• Circa 4 (Big Boss, Peace Walker era)
  Circa 4 (Big Boss, Peace Walker era)

Numerous Avatars © Subject 16*

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