User:Lacrossedeamon/Odyssey city, region, and Ikaros dialogue procs

Kephallonia

I should probably not climb on this.

Sami. I wonder if we'll be able to leave without getting into a brawl. Who am I kidding? This place never changes.

By the gods. What's happened here?

By Zeus, the Cyclops doesn't mess around. (Registered in An Eye for an Eye (Odyssey))

All the years I lived on Kephallonia... I never realized the mighty Odysseus's palace was here.

Sea

The gods are with us today, Kassandra. The sea is calm, and the winds are warm.
It’s beautiful.
It is, my friend. It sure is.

The Adrestia was built to survive the worst storms and the toughest battles, but she was meant to sail on waters as glorious as this.
Days like this are a blessing from the gods.
It is a beautiful day.
Ah! The blue seas, the sunny sky, good companions, an exciting journey. [beat]This? This is the good life.

Hold steady! Poseidon and Zeus are angry and must be feuding over who should sink the ship. We should have sacrificed a goat before leaving!
  Poseidon! Spare us!
Are you scared?
Why wouldn't I be scared? Poseidon is testing the Adrestia right now! Pray Athena she holds up! I don’t feel very good.
Maláka! We should have made an offering to Poseidon before leaving.
Oh, I can make him an offering, all right...
What?
Next time, let's get a goat.

Barnabas, you'll never believe what happened in Messara. [beat]Actually, you probably will. 
You have my full attention!
I found the legendary labyrinth near Knossos. 
Did you go inside?!
I defeated the Minotaur.
That's quite a story.
Story? These are the gods we're talking about, Herodotos! [beat]Tell me, what did the beast look like? Was he as ruthless as the legends say?
He is. And smelled pretty bad too...
How could anyone possibly believe -
I ripped out one of his horns.
By the gods!
You're a hero of legend!
And this artifact seems to have special abilities... The Cult cannot get their hands on this.
(Registered in He Waits)

Approaching Land

Herodotos, what’s that island ahead of us?
That, my friend, is the famous island of Salamis.
The place where Athens defeated the Persians?
It’s in this bay that the great Athenian strategos Themistokles destroyed the Persian fleet and saved the Greek world from annihilation.
(registered in Escape from Athens)

The bay of Marathon is ahead!
Marathon...
You know, the battle where a handful of Athenians pushed back the first Persian invasion?
Hmm...
The great Themistokles? King Darius of Persia?
I'm not sure -
The site where the great Theseus slayed the vicious Kretan Bull!
Oh! That Marathon!
[sigh]You're both hopeless...
(registered in Memories Awoken)

You look troubled, Kassandra.
This bay feels... familiar somehow.
A bird can fly away for seasons, but will always recognize its nest when it returns. [beat]This is Sparta.
I don't think I’m welcome here.
I’m not sure of much, Kassandra, but I do know that when the time is right, we always get to go home.
And where is your home, Barnabas?
I'll save that story for another day.
(registered in Home Sweet Home (Odyssey))

We need keep away from the shoreline here.
Why?
Years ago, we found a dying man on the beach - arms ripped from his body, face scarred by terror... With his last breath, he warned of a beast who roams the woods near the shore.
A beast, really...
Yes, a monster! With big, red flaming eyes and a roar like Zeus’s thunder!
And, of course, you've seen it.
Like the gods, we've never seen them, but know they exist. You think Zeus doesn't exist? We can't see him with our own eyes!
Well of course, but -
[laughs]Herodotos, he’s got a point.
(Registered in First Do No Harm)

Argolis! The land of science and home to the legendary city of Argos.
I never thought I would get to see it with my own eyes.
The tomb of King Agamemnon, the sanctuary of Asklepios, the old Minoan ruins! The history here is astounding.
(Registered in First Do No Harm)

The seas are treacherous around Keos. We should be careful.
What? Charybdis and Skylla await at the bottom of the sea, I suppose?
No. Pirates. A lot of them.
Huh. Only pirates?
(Registered in Island of Misfortune)

Do you see that volcano?
It’s pretty hard to miss.
Some say there is an entrance to the underworld at the bottom.
And what, you enter by diving in it?
That's the spirit! [beat] A brave Arkadian I once knew had the same idea.
And what happened to him?
The heat of the flames turned him to ashes before he made it halfway down.
I guess some mysteries are best left unexplored.
(Registered in First Do No Harm)

Barnabas, what’s that large landmass up ahead?
It’s Krete, a land of mysteries and heroes. Theseus and the Minotaur! You know the story?
Parts of it. Theseus was an Athenian hero. [beat]It wasn't a very popular tale in Sparta.
Ah, but it’s an epic story! Theseus ventured into the labyrinth to slay the Minotaur. An unsurmountable task, yet he triumphed and saved the people of Minos.
I feel like Theseus and I share a common burden...
Cheer up, Kassandra! The gods are on your side! When your task is accomplished, we’ll roast some lamb, drink wine, and I’ll tell you all the stories I know.
I’m glad you’re here with me, Barnabas.
I am blessed to be in your company, Eagle Bearer.
You seem strangely excited, Herodotos.
We are getting near one of the most ancient regions of the world - the land of the Minoans. A truly fascinating and mysterious civilization. Geniuses ahead of their time.
Should I visit, then?
Only ruins remain of their civilization now. It has been lost for hundreds if not thousands of years.
(Registered in Myths and Minotaurs)

Megaris

Megaris, the city of pigs.

The smell of spring is in the air, reminds me of Sparta.

Phokis

I remember mater's stories of Kirrha and the sacred wars. I wonder if she ever came here.

I've never seen so many olive trees.

Who would have imagined the war would reach Lalalia?

The Sanctuary of Delphi. The gods themselves watch over this land.

The mud men of Prometheus! If only Athena could breathe life into them.

I think it's unwise for man to revere Tityos. He angered Zeus and the other gods, after all.

Makedonia

Amphipolis. This'll be a great empire one day.

Kythera

I bet people from all over come here to worship Aphrodite.

Maláka, that smell! Who knew dye so foul would be so expensive?

Korinthia

Who ever thought carrying boats across land was a good idea?

So this is where Jason left the Argo.

Ah, Sisyphos. You should have left Thanatos to it.

Korinth, the city of pots, prostitutes, and not much else.

Poseidon, god of the ocean. Thank you for watching over the Adrestia.

People come here to worship Aphrodite, but the view is the real beauty.

Beware the Gorgon stare. I wonder how the sculptor captured the detail so perfectly?

Argolis

The Kingdom of Agamemnon and Perseus. I need to be on my guard.

The ruins of Mycenae. Perseus himself lived there once.

The mighty Tiryns. Built by the cyclopes, or so the legend goes.

The Sanctuary of Asklepios, god of medicine. I'd rather trust a physician than a god to heal me.

So this is where the Cercopes hid the olive wood club of Herakles.

These bronze statues could rival even Phidias's finest work.

Abantis Islands

It's so quiet here. Nothing like the rest of the Greek world. (unsure)

These ruins are a good reminder of the devastation the Persians left behind.

Know this place, Ikaros? It's where Lykomedes threw Theseus to his death.

Pirates probably use this fort as a lookout.

Lakonia

The gods can keep Olympos. This is the best view in all the Greek world.

Grandfather was a true hero. Maybe one day they'll sculpt a statue of me.

Spartans can build as many boats as they like, but Poseidon will never favor them as he does the Athenians.

I never thought I'd find myself back in Sparta. It looks so peaceful despite the war raging elsewhere.

This is where everything changed. It's like I never left.

Kastor and Polydeukes... A legendary face-off.

Misc.

Lokris. Land of salt, and more salt.

Beautiful white Parian marble. Should I add some Spartan red?

Let's not try to start a revolt while we're here, eh, Ikaros?

I learned about the Code of Gortyn in the agoge as a child.

The legendary Knossos - once palace to King Minos. (Registered in Myths and Minotaurs)

This is where Leonidas was laid to rest. [beat]I wish I had known him.

Hippokrates was born here. With all these herbs, it's no wonder he studied medicine.

It's no Mount Pentelikos, but this marble is impressive.

The Daughters of Artemis are strong here. I'll be on my guard.

Poseidon watches over his ocean. While he's distracted, let's see what's in his temple.

With this much silver, they'd rival the Delian League's riches.

These people sure like building boats.

Poseidon's power is strong here.

The Reclining Lion watches over Keos. Didn't see Xenia coming, did he?

What's happened here? Looks like pirates have taken over the city.

So much marble, and yet they can't finish the building by the port.

They say Zeus grew up in these caves.

This temple is for the god of wine, Dionysos. Bet Markos would like it here.

Ikaros

Ah, you’re back.

Ikaros!

Heroes of the Arena

Evanthe. The Huntress. Just when you think she’s cornered, she stabs from the side...

Belos. The Beast of Sparta. Devours his enemies. They call him death...

Vasilis. The King of the Arena. A Spartan braggart. But with the skills to back it up...

Titos. The Rock of Athens. Skilled soldier. Not to be discounted...

Klaudios. The King of Bandits. He’s tricky. Deception is his trade...