User:War Clown

War Clown
File:War Cheese.png
(Real) Name:	Marco
Location:	Philippines
Affiliations:	inFamous Wiki (Bureaucrat) Assassin's Creed Wiki (Staff Director) Dead Space Wiki (Editor) Prototype Wiki (Associated) Sly Cooper Wiki (Associated)
Occupation:	Bureaucrat Template, Graphics and Background designer Assassin Head of the Cypriot Resistance
Gender:	(Alpha) Male
Weapon/s:	Assault Rifle The Amp Bladed Weapons Hidden Blade Myself
Alias/es:	Jack White Fang Xiaoru Garrus Vakarian Woozi
Specialty:	Summarization Templates Timeline Awesome stuff Cake
Awesome Rating:	11/10
Userboxes This user deserves a piece of the Assassin's chocolate cake for their special day. File:Caaaaake.jpg This user is writing an assay with Ass-Ass-inist on his/her sexam. File:DirettoreJack.png This user is the Direttore of the Istruttorium. This user is the Project Head of "WikiProject Landmarks and Locations". This user is the Chief Editor of "WikiProject Timeline". This user helped promote the article "Uberto Alberti" to Good status This user helped promote the article "Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines" to Good status This user helped promote the article "Auditore execution" to Good status

"I'm not arguing with you or anybody. I once got into an argument with a guy about whether Asia was a county, lol."

―AssassinsCreedExtra

Hello. If you've arrived here, that means you've been mislead. Exit Stage Right.

Bio

"Those who become princes by virtue of their abilities acquire dominion with difficulty, but maintain them with ease."

―Niccolò Machiavelli, Chapter 6 of The Prince.

I am War Clown. I have gone by many a name: Jack White, Juan Blanco, Jacques le Blanc, Marco (You can't call me that, only specific people can) and many others. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic who's been condemned to solitary confinement for 3 and a half years, and the only time they let me out is when I am tasked to alphabetize the institution's garbage waste by name of brand, starting from Z to A. People ask me if that is true. It's not.

I aim to contribute as many as I can on whatever wiki that needs a contribution. My specialty is template and graphics designing, some coding, summarization of events, and others. I can also help organize an article's sections and paraphrase some sentences. For me, things are simple here: Play nice and stay away from fools like this one. If you ever, ever, cross the line, consider yourself dead.

Signatures

1st - War Clown
2nd - WarClown^{Wanna Talk?}
3rd - Jacques le Blanc^{Reception Area}
4th - Juan Blanco^{Reception Area}
5th - Juan Blanco^{Reception Area}
6th - WarClown ^{Frequency: 149.94}
7th - WarClown ^Dial-Up_inFamous
8th (Current) - Jack ^Walls_inFamous

Assassin

Games:

• Assassin's Creed - PS3
• Assassin's Creed II - PS3
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - PS3
• Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines - PSP
• Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles - iPhone
• Assassin's Creed II: Discovery - iPhone

Others:

• Assassin's Creed: Lineage - YouTube
• Assassin's Creed: Ascendance - MP3
• Assassin's Creed: The Fall (Issue 1) - Ubiworkshop
• Assassin's Creed French Novels (Tome 1, 2) - PC

Desk Jockey

Currently revamping:

• Assassin's Creed II: Discovery
• Assassin's Creed: Ascendance
• Cypriot Resistance

Will be revamping (When, no one knows):

• Hunt on Cyprus
• Hunt in Venice
• Discovery in Spain
• Spanish Inquisition

Cheese

Wedge

Well, since you're already here, why not waste your time with these pointless links of pointlessness?

• Movies.
• Spoiled Bot >.>
• That's how a Sentinel does it.
• Try again.
• RUN!
• The Man of Steel.
• Respect your elders.
• <3
• FEAR ME!
• Tooti Frooti.
• Good times.
• Meet the wiki locals!
• Man up!
• >.>
• Got you there :P

These are some other logs that aren't really joke convos, but of sentimental value. In its own way.

• First Encounter: Elchzard
• First talkpage message ever sent + First Encounter: D. Cello

Cake

• 
  From Kaloneous
• From TheSt0ryTeller
  From TheSt0ryTeller
• Again, TheSt0ryTeller
  Again, TheSt0ryTeller