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"I'm your superior, in both title and ability."

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War Clown
(Real) Name: Marco
Location: Philippines
Gender: Male
Allegiances: The Istruttori, Assassins, FOXHOUND, Vanquish Wiki, G-Corporation, Dead Space Wiki, B.S.A.A, The Helghan Empire, The Grey Wardens, The Dalish Elves, The First Sons, Tokugawa Shogunate.
DoB: September 29
Specialty: Summarization, blocking vandals, making things that are awesome, turning dull things into awesome ones.
Weapon/s of choice: Katana, dual katars, fists, hidden blade, knife, M4, FAMAS, M9 Tranquilizer Gun, Tonbo-giri, Yanyue Dao, Dragunov Sniper Rifle.
Awesome rating: 11/10


Userboxes
This user likes to sleep.



This user is a badass.


This user is awesome!


This user is easy-going.


This user is a Libra.


This user likes Earth



This user comes from the Philippines, home of the Fountain of Justice.


This user is an Assassin's Creed Wiki administrator.



This user follows the Creed of the Assassin Brotherhood.


This user love Big Daddies and think they are awesome badasses.


This user is a Hidden Blade adept. Their keyboard was impaled twice while writing this.
This user is a loyal supporter of the Auditore family.
This user is an expert in
hand-to-hand combat and could make Mr. Miyagi proud.
This user is the Chief Editor of "WikiProject Timeline".



Personalized Userboxes
This user can handle a drill just like Subject Delta. So back off.


This user is a descendant of the Harlequin and can juggle knives while telling a joke.


This user believes that if you mess with Niko Bellic, just consider yourself dead.


This user can kill a thousand Necromorphs within seconds.


This user is part of the Brotherhood of Steel, and wears an awesome Power Armor.


This user is a Grey Warden and can (and most likely will) kill you, darkspawn.


This user's name is listed in the dictionary as Merriam Webster's official definition of the term badass.



AC Achievements
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for the PS3.


This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for the PS3.


This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for the PS3.


This user has cleared Assassin's Creed Bloodlines for the PSP.


This user has earned the Master Assassin Platinum Trophy for the PS3.


This user watched all three parts of Assassin's Creed Lineage.



Wiki
This user has caught the eye from Lord Cello and earned the Legendary award for leadership skills and overall awesomeness.



This user helped promote the article "Return to Alep" to Good status


This user helped promote the article "Siege of Masyaf" to Featured status


This user helped promote the article "Rise of the Brotherhood" to Featured status


This user helped promote the article "Incident at the Pagan Party" to Featured status


This user helped promote the article "Siege of Viana" to Featured status


This user has helped the wiki achieve 1000 articles and has earned a mouthful of the Assassin's Pudding.



This user has earned a cold pint of Assassin's Guinness, for their outstanding contributions on
St. Patrick's Day.



This user has presented a truck-load of successful projects, and has earned 6 slices of the Assassin's Cheesecake.


BUSY, though available. Holler if you need me for something important. If not, GTFO. If you're reading this, seriously, GTFO.

Balthazar: "I want to show you something, Dave."
Dave: "How do you know my name?"
Balthazar: "BECAUSE I CAN READ MINDS!!! [...] I read it on your backpack."
—A sorcerer and a kid.[src]

Bio

"Those who become princes by virtue of their abilities acquire dominion with difficulty, but maintain them with ease."
―Niccolò Machiavelli, Chapter 6 of The Prince.[src]

I am War Clown. I have gone by many a name: Jack White, Juan Blanco, Jacques le Blanc, Marco (You can't call me that, only specific people can) and many others. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic who's been condemned to solitary confinement for 3 and a half years, and the only time they let me out is when I am tasked to alphabetize the institution's garbage waste by name of brand, starting from Z to A. People ask me if that is true. It's not.

I aim to contribute as many as I can on whatever wiki that needs a contribution. My specialty is template and graphics designing, some coding, summarization of events, and others. I can also help organize an article's sections and paraphrase some sentences. For me, things are simple here: You get it right, you'll be alright. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. If you act like a fool, you'll end up like this fool, and probably even worse.

Obviously, I'm a fan of AC, just like all of you here, but I also have other favorite games, like Metal Gear, Devil May Cry (set up camp at their wiki), God of War, BioShock, Grand Theft Auto, Dead Space (also contributing to their wiki), inFamous, Killzone, Uncharted, Vanquish (admin at the wiki, but haven't got it up and running yet) and a hell of a lot more.

Assassin's Creed

Ah, how I met AC. I'll never forget it. It seems like it was only yesterday.

It was 2009, when I was singing praises for my newly acquired PS3. Playing games that I have longed for since the announcement. Games like Devil May Cry 4, and Metal Gear Solid 4, the system was truly epic. When I mentioned this to my friend, he told about a, in his words, cool game called Assassin's Creed. I asked him what the hell it was, he answered it was about a game set in history, and also sci-fi. I asked him if I could borrow it, to see for myself what it was, but alas, he cannot, for he hasn't finished playing it yet.

It was not until the end of the year, that my friend was finally able to lend me his copy of Assassin's Creed (Took him long enough, eh?). Obviously, I played it, to see for myself what I've been missing. An hour into the game, I was like: Oh.....My.....God....(I'm so in love, I found you finally, you make me wanna say....)

Compared to what my friend said, cool was an understatement! The game was absolutely awesome! The story was simple enough to follow on both In-Animus and Out-of-the-Animus(for me at least), the combat was something I deeply enjoyed, the missions weren't as repetitive as some said, and nearly every aspect of the game was amazing! I thanked my friend multiple times for letting me play his copy of the game.

Afterwards, I immediately bought Assassin's Creed II and I was squealing like a little girl over every improvement they made (I wasn't actually squealing like a girl, more like swearing like a sailor :D) The game was such a massive improvement! A better story on both sides, improved combat, all the new tools and gadgets, a protagonist with more background and personality (I still think Altaïr's a more badass than Ezio :D) , better location (AC1's areas were very dim compared to Italy), and a variety of enemies and targets. It truly was an epic improvement.

Then there's Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. When I first heard of it, I was like O_O then I went to this place, the wiki, to dig more info on it. As the months pass, me and every other AC fanatic dug for more info about the game. With every little bit of news, pictures and videos the community get, each fan squeals like a school girl filled with excitement. Machines, apprentices, multi-player, story, weapons, combat, every aspect of the previous game, fans demanded them to get beefed up. Ubisoft worked day and night to make this game a blockbuster. From the videos and pictures themselves, you can see just how awesome the game will be. And you what? Ubisoft didn't disappoint. Brotherhood is one of the best games ever.

I don't know how Ubisoft pulled it off. A year of development time, and they managed to create one of the best games ever. ACBH is really awesome, I tell yah! Apprentices, story, weapons, travel, missions, targets, extras, all of them are just astounding! The only complaints I have are with some of the features. Perhaps they should have expanded the customization of the Apprentices more?

The PSP one, Bloodlines, was better than some said it was. While it was practically, a dumbed-down version of AC1, it managed to pull off a decent story, and a short bonus for AC2 (The Weapons gained from Interconnectivity really help when you're replaying the game :D). As for the DS ones, I only have Altaïr Chronicles, and it...is...just...horrible. Still not finished with it, will get around finishing it after 3 hours of vomiting from the horrible gameplay and set pieces. Too horrible.

Oh, and I've also watched the Lineage series. Pretty awesome side-story, if not short.

And, of course, every one has their own favorites. Enemies, weapons, characters. Now for mine. :D

Assassin

  • For the Third Crusade, it's the most badass murderer who ever lived, Altaïr.
  • For the Renaissance, it's the always badass, Niccolò Machiavelli.

Templar

Location

  • Florence for the Renaissance. Loved the overall feel of it.
  • Damascus for the Third Crusade. Had the same atmosphere as Florence, but a bit more desert-y

Weapon

Enemy

  • Them Brutes know how to dress. They're still as stupid as a sack of nails though.

War Machine/s

Easter Egg

  • When Da Vinci was calling Ezio, you see a moder-era box. What does that mean? !!!!

Quote

  • Cesare. If I want to take, I take! If I...you know the rest.

My Sandbox

Wanna see a magic trick? Hold on.....Aha, here we are! I'm gonna make this pencil...disappear. Wanna know how I'm gonna do it? Do you? Do you really? Come closer, and I'll show you.

BAM! Ta-da! It's...gone. Wanna know where it went? Look here. You might find it. If not, then there's always this place. Still can't find it? Yeah, well, that's your problem now XD

Awesome People

You can't run the show without these guys!
(Sorted randomly)

  • Cello - The Prince himself. Awesome, just awesome. :P
  • Sima - This guy is one tough bastard who'll eat your opinions alive if left stupid and ignorant XD Good guy, great editor, and also fellow DW and SW fan.
  • Thief - Good ol' Thief. Never fails to make an impact in his own way xD
  • Rayne - Arguably the most talented bastard this world has ever spawned, this guy can teach you a thing or two about murder, and can break your neck using a slice of cake (I think) XD
  • Jasca - The man who can eat you alive. Values professionalism above all else.
  • Dan - Very respectable guy. Helps in both handling articles and the aggressive community (well, part of the community at least) :P
  • Braig - A dude who likes to keep things in uniform, this guy's one hell of an editor, and one heck of a conversationalist. Though his net lags, he still makes an effort to keep things in check. All around great guy :D
  • Vatsa - The silent hero. A valued comrade of mine, he's good with anything :D
  • 16 - The king of images. All hail the king!
  • Rome - Good guy. Great to work with, and an aspiring editor of the Timeline project.
  • Luna - One of the people that helped me when I was starting out. Awesome gal, also fellow PS3 gamer and Filipino (I think) :D
  • GD - Great with grammar, and also rewords a lot of articles. A blue eagle, true and through >:P
  • Campbell - Good guy, helpful and also very active round these parts. Started out rough, with staff members running down his neck. Now, he's a staff member himself. :D
  • Lucan - Good guy who helped out a lot in the wiki. Also takes some pics, and modifies some of them.
  • Schinni - We got off to a rough start, but that all cooled down. Good man who provided me with some awesome pictures.
  • Grimaldi - An editor who helped me handle things when I was starting out. Where are you now? Cuz' I'm thinking of you. >:P
  • Al - A good man. With good insights. No other comment, might draw something in.

If you ain't here that means I don't know you. And if I don't know you, it means you're not here. So that's that. :D

My Work on the Timeline

These are the articles I have contributed heavily upon (before and after becoming Chief Editor). As my greatness grew ever higher, so did these articles (although some are incomplete, most of these are already finished) Ladies and Gentlemen, without further a due, I present to you all, my work! XD

(Important Note: Not all of these articles are free from errors. If you spot some, feel free to correct it yourself)

Finished Work

Listed here are the articles I have finished (or at least I've done my part) Pages marked with a * are of my creation (meaning I started it, I ended it)...There were other contributions from other users, yes, but none were as major as mine XD

Unsourced

Listed here are some articles finished in content, but lacks the ol' "Notes and references" part. If you can do it for me, please do. But if you can't, well just leave that to me.

Articles in need of Screenshots

Listed here are the articles that are in need of screenshots and images from the game. If you wish to help out, please refer to my talk page and tell me if you can help. I'll answer as soon as possible.

Unfinished Work

Listed here are the pages I'm still working on. If you can help out in any way, please do so. Articles marked with a * are also in need of screenshots. Again, refer to me if you can help (with the screenshots)

Revamp

Listed here are pages that are in desperate need of a revamp. Once again, if you can help, just do it!

Pending

Listed here are pages that are yet to be created. If you can help, please do so.

Stuff To-Do for me and you

Here's some stuff you and me could do. Follow them or not, well, that's up to you.

To-do list for User:War Clown: edit · history · watch · refresh


Here are some tasks you can do:
WikiProjects:
  • New Badges
    • Absolute Symbiosis
    • Hungerer of Knowledge
    • Blood of a Templar
  • New Infobox Pic
    • Absolute Symbiosis
    • Hungerer of Knowledge
    • Blood of a Templar
  • New Header Pic
    • Absolute Symbiosis
    • Hungerer of Knowledge
    • Blood of a Templar

Pictures

Bloodlines

Pics I took while watching some walkthroughs on YouTube of AC Bloodlines for the Storyline Articles. Since they mean so much to me, I thought I'd put them here in my User Page. (Note: One of these images was taken from GameFAQS)

  • Watching the sunset on Acre's harbor :D
    Watching the sunset on Acre's harbor :D
  • Uhm...I'm afraid what I have to say is not...well...nevermind
    Uhm...I'm afraid what I have to say is not...well...nevermind
  • Die!
    Die!
  • Not a sight for minors, that's for sure :D
    Not a sight for minors, that's for sure :D
  • Ohhh, that's got to hurt!
    Ohhh, that's got to hurt!
  • You would not believe who this guy really is!
    You would not believe who this guy really is!
  • Lady, I'm sorry it was a one night stand, but please lea-AHH!
    Lady, I'm sorry it was a one night stand, but please lea-AHH!
  • Oops, dropped a penny...What the F-
    Oops, dropped a penny...What the F-
  • You worthless pansies! Train Harder!!!
    You worthless pansies! Train Harder!!!
  • Now, where is that bathroom?
    Now, where is that bathroom?
  • Want some of my caramel apple?
    Want some of my caramel apple?
  • So....how was the soup?
    So....how was the soup?

Brotherhood

Out of desperation, I repeated my actions from the AC Bloodlines articles for Brotherhood. They mean so much to me (because I waited for that red bar to fill up God-knows-how long), so I decided to put em' here.

Badges

After some time, I decided to sate my satisfaction of tinkering with images by making badges for wiki use. Here's some of my work.

(Important Note: Any of you bastards that try to use these images will get blocked for a month. Yeah that's right bub, you heard me! War Clown then chugs down the bottle of vodka he brought with him.)

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