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A "SHORT" Christmas Message

Now, I love Christmas and we ALL know the people love this sort of stuff so I've organized a treat for the people. I've requested great favors by beloved Staff members and some highly appreciated Community Members. Now, shall we take a look? Wait! Give 'em a cheer first, wait, no, nevermind. Just judge first. :D
War's *SECRET*
Guard's *SECRET*
A Gift From Blaidd
Here's a little treat provided by the one and only, BlaiddDdraig. Give him a round of applause... or not, I frankly don't care either way. xD
Expect these things from the man:
- Some Multiplayer Tips of his own.
- NEW MEMES
- Den Defense Tips
Compiled by Falco, Lupo and I: Presenting the Wikian Alliance
People, what you had just witnessed here was the unveiling of the new ACWikian Templar Alliance. A bunch of editors dedicated to AC Multiplayer! Sounds interesting don't it? BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Meet the 360 peeps

Let's meet the 360 peeps. These are the men and women who play on Xbox360, the team (or opponent) you'll be pairing off with.
TheSt0ryTeller (Jaguar2600) (represented by the Doctor) - Co-Squad Leader
Il Lupo (ThanatorSlayer) (represented by the Prowler) - Co-Squad Leader
JayZeach (JAYJAY4eva) (represented by the Footpad) - Fighter
'R BlaiddDdraig (Tazza4077) (represented by the Sentinel) - Fighter
Vacant - Fighter
Meet the PS3 peeps

War Clown (Represented by the Renegade) - Temporary PS3 Squad Leader
Dop3man80 (Represented by the Ottoman Jester) - Fighter
Assassinist (Represented by the Crusader) - Fighter
Vacant - Fighter
Meet the PC peeps

Elchzard (Represented by the Ottoman Doctor) - Co-Squad Leader
Il Falcone (Represented by the Deacon ) - Co-Squad Leader
AssassinHood (Represented by the Count) - Fighter
Vacant - Fighter
Santa's Bad Day

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Note: My friend showed me this over facebook.com claiming a friend had shown him. I do not know where this joke originated and if the owner has any problems direct their attention to the message wall of myself and I'll see that it's dealt with.
Teller's Guide to Kicking Ass at Multiplayer
Presented to you by Yours Truly
Want to know sh** about Multiplayer? You've come to the right place. Let's look at the Game Modes.
Note: These may take some time to grow accustomed to considering there are ways you can still be defeated. This isn't a guide to make you immune to death, only to make you bring out the death. In Style.
Artifact Assault Tips
Defense
If all your other teammates have gone to take on your opponents for the Artifact, don't join them. Guard your artifact with your life. Literally.
If you have the basic tripwire and knives. Use them, place a tripwire right in the middle. It will lure out your opponent and subject them to either running out or triggering the tripwire bomb. If they trigger it, move in for the kill. If you see it stolen and your target running away, this is where the knives come in handy. Lock onto your fleeing target and throw the knives. Charge in for the kill. Thus, saving your Artifact. If your target is close enough to kill after knives, fast walk to him and take out the bastard.

Normal disguise and firecrackers? No problem, if you look up at the right indicator and see it starting to blue. Disguise yourself and hide, you're the hidden man in this scenario, as he approaches walk up to your target and snick him with a blade. Now, if a target comes up and you know he's grouped just not which one is which, use your firecrackers to weasel out your target and murder the poor f**ker.
Bomb Shot
You'll require smokebombs and the hidden gun to perform the Bomb Shot. If you're on higher ground and see a target running towards the artifact, aim your bomb in the center of the "circle" which your artifact is in and chuck the bomb as soon as your target gets in. Lock onto him/her quickly and aim your hidden gun. Once it's perfect lined up. Fire! Your target's dead and your artifact's safe.
Offense
Too much defense? You need offense on your side, time to charge up and steal that artifact!

You got smokebombs and a teleport? Awesome, charge down to the Artifact of your enemies while carefully avoiding your pursuers. Put yourself right in the center or far away from high ground and drop the smokebomb and use the teleport but make sure you have the artifact before doing it. You should be somewhere else, charge down while using as many chasebreakers as you can until you make it back to your base.
This may be trickier to pull off. Firstly, identify your pursuer near the artifact. Chuck a tripwire bomb where you intend to make your escape, throw the knife at your pursuer and slither into the circle. Once your target has spotted you, run for your life making sure you go past your tripwire bomb. As your target touches it, BOOM! He's distracted and you gain more time. Time that will help you make your way back to base for the point.
Wanted Tips
Manhunt Tips
Escort Tips
Steal the Artifact Tips
Corruption Tips
Deathmatch Tips
Need Help At Deathmatch? No Problem!

Your target running 'round the corner, knowing he's gonna run through the chasebreaker? No problem. While he's inside, use the Closure ability to close it up and then throw a tripwire bomb right in front of it. Or the other way round. As soon as it opens, they're bound to go running right through then *boom*, smoke will come out and that's when you swoop in for the kill. How you deliver the deadly strike is entirely up to you.
For this you'll require a Smokebomb and the Hidden Gun. If you see your opponent charging around making it seemingly obvious that he's not only your target but someone else's pursue. If you have no pursuer on you than this should work. Get on a rooftop and aim your smokebomb to where you think your target is gonna go. If he's around 5 seconds from getting to that spot through it down and lock onto him. Aim the gun and shoot. He dies, you get points. It's that easy.
You got Closure and the Animus Hack? You want to kick some ass and walk away looking all bosslike, well.. do you? Here's what you do. Begin the chase on your target, fuck incognito bonuses, you want to look fucking epic, chase your opponent and lead him through the door chasebreaker. As soon as he's in use the closure ability. He knows his trapped and probably screwed so what do you do, use hacks and take him out. He's left confused and you're left looking like a boss. (Thank 'R BlaiddDdraig for telling me about the awesomeness of the Animus hack.)
Smoke bombs and Poison, fun for the whole family. Your opponent may be blending in and you want BIG points. Hide yourself in a spot he's most likely to walk past. He's walking past you and you're afraid he's gonna contest your kill? No problem, lay down one of these smokin' bombs and poison the man. Hide yourself away, just in case you may lose the bonus. (Happened to me in AC:Brotherhood) He dies, you get points. You wait for your next target. A perfect kill, if you get variety bonuses, even better.
Assassinate Tips
Chest Capture Tips
Chests, Chests and, guess what? MORE CHESTS!
Note: I mainly specialize in Artifact Assault so these tips may not be as complex. Easy for you aye?
Defense
You like defending those chests? You think they're gonna take it aye? Not while you're on watch.

For this, all you require is a tripwire bomb and a high ledge close to you. This is a fairly simple technique and easy to use. You want to be closer to getting a variety bonus? Easy, lay down a tripwire bomb in the middle (or edge, whichever you prefer) of the "Chest Circle". As soon as your enemy comes slow walking (or fast) and triggers it, swoop in for the kill. If this opponent is running then easily just swoop and spare yourself the loss of a tripwire.
Note: This ability can be merged in with The Leaping Man.
All you require to complete this is a Tripwire Bomb and Templar Vision. You see your target may have morphed or is hiding with 2 or 3 of his own character. Use Templar Vision to detect him, plant down the tripwire bomb where you think he might go and wait for him to cross it. As soon as you hear the explosion, it's time for you to go in for the kill. Your chest is safe and you'll be given time for your abilities to be charged.

All you need is your average Poison, good observational skills and last but not least, a hiding place. You're once again, the hidden man. Hide yourself and wait for your target to enter, you'll notice that as soon as someone gets in, the Animus lady will say "Chest Letter is under attack", that's how you'll identify them. Once they're close, swoop in with the poison and quickly send it to your target. Hide once again and you may seem him stop in his tracks and fall to the ground.
Offense
Second Round Offensive!
You need the Decoy ability and a smoke bomb. Use your decoy to lure out your pursuer, he (or she) will surely come out and attempt to kill the decoy, little does he/she know, it's a decoy. Tries to kill it? Swoop in with a smokebomb and unleash the pain! By stunning them. Now you wait, in hopes that the Chest will be captured before your pursuer wakes up and hangs your head on their wall.
Last Minute Note
Oh, before I forget.
Yeah, the writing is hard to read. Mistake on my part but it gets the message across. So yeah, leave a message in the comments below and I'll put you into this list below. Everybody is welcome!
Merry Christmas TO:
- D. Cello
- Master Sima Yi
- War Clown
- Assassin-Rayne
- Vatsa1708
- 'R BlaiddDdraig
- Subject 16*
- Elchzard
- AssassinRome
- GuardDog
- Subject 12
- Nostalgia AC
- Amnestyyy
- Il Lupo
- DarkFeather
- SubtlePen
- Kaishiro
- Toppers
- AnimusRadiation
- JayZeach
- Il Falcone
- Assassinist
- Gareth (That guy who likes Pie :P )
- Shaun (The new Nuku)
- Miku Hatsune (IRC Regular)