The Stink-Brew
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The Stink Brew was a virtual representation of one of Eivor's genetic memories, relived by Layla Hassan through the Animus.
Dialogue
Eivor entered an underground Roman ruin in Ledecestre, to find a woman screaming for eggs.
- Anglo-Saxon Woman: Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! You deaf?
- Eivor: Say that again?
- Anglo-Saxon Woman: You heard me! I need eggs. Viper eggs. Crusty little shits won't go away. This is my land, I was here first. So as I said, bring me viper eggs, and I'll make sure they leave and never come back.
- Eivor: Provoking snakes is not how I planned to spend my day, but that could change.
- Anglo-Saxon Woman: A reward, yes, I understand your meaning. Bring me the eggs and it will be done.
Eivor found two snakes nearby, collected the eggs and returned to the woman.
- Anglo-Saxon Woman: Yes! O! More. More viper eggs.
Eivor left, killed three snakes and returned with three eggs.
- Anglo-Saxon Woman: O... that's much better. Getting closer ... now. I can feel it. More eggs. More!
Eivor left, killed four snakes and returned with the last four eggs. The woman then expelled flatulence from ingesting the eggs, disgusting Eivor with the noxious smell.
- Anglo-Saxon Woman: Ooah...! Yes!
- Eivor: I knew I would regret this.
- Anglo-Saxon Woman: That nearly turned my insides out. O, I wish I could see the stir I've caused above.
- Eivor: My reward, before I choke to death.
- Anglo-Saxon Woman: As we agreed. Well? Have you nothing to say after such a forceful breaking of wind?
- Eivor: It blew me away.
The woman laughed maniacally as Eivor made their way to the surface. They found the flatulent cloud spewing up from a grate in the road, greatly disgusting three men.
- Anglo-Saxon Man: O, God! The smell. I can't!
- Anglo-Saxon Man: O, my throat! It's like someone has poured salt in it!
Outcome
Eivor gave the woman nine snake eggs, and was rewarded.
