User:War Clown

War Clown
(Real) Name:	Marco
Location:	Philippines
Affiliations:	inFamous Wiki (Bureaucrat) Assassin's Creed Wiki (Staff Director) Dead Space Wiki (Editor) Prototype Wiki (Associated) Sly Cooper Wiki (Associated)
Occupation:	Bureaucrat Template, Graphics and Background designer Assassin Head of the Cypriot Resistance
Gender:	(Alpha) Male
Weapon/s:	Assault Rifle The Amp Bladed Weapons Hidden Blade Myself
Alias/es:	Jack White Fang Xiaoru Garrus Vakarian Woozi
Specialty:	Summarization Templates Timeline Awesome stuff Cake
Awesome Rating:	11/10
Userboxes File:DirettoreJack.png This user is the Direttore of the Istruttorium. This user is the Project Head of "WikiProject Landmarks and Locations". This user is the Chief Editor of "WikiProject Timeline". Wiki Stuff This user has caught the eye from Lord Cello and earned the Legendary award for leadership skills and overall awesomeness. This user deserves a piece of the Assassin's chocolate cake for their special day. File:Caaaaake.jpg This user is writing an assay with Ass-Ass-inist on his/her sexam. Assassin's Creed This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Revelations for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed Bloodlines for the PSP. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II: Discovery for the iPhone. This user has watched Assassin's Creed Lineage. This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Ascendance. This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Embers. This user has earned the Master Assassin Platinum Trophy for the PS3. Wiki Stuff V.2 This user helped promote the article "Uberto Alberti" to Good status This user helped promote the article "Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines" to Good status This user helped promote the article "Auditore execution" to Good status

"I'm not arguing with you or anybody. I once got into an argument with a guy about whether Asia was a county, lol."

―AssassinsCreedExtra

Hello. Welcome, and enjoy your stay here.

Bio

"Those who become princes by virtue of their abilities acquire dominion with difficulty, but maintain them with ease."

―Niccolò Machiavelli, Chapter 6 of The Prince.

I am War Clown. I am also known as Jack White, Juan Blanco Woozi, Garrus Vakarian, The Illusive Guy, Fang Xiaoru, and many others. To start things off, I'm one of the sysops of this wiki. I mainly handle templates and managing the timeline, but I'll help in any way possible, and will get the job done, one way or the other.

I've been editing since the days of Lorenzo de' Medici, doing what I can to improve this place. Overtime, I've refined my skills at editing, learning the code and proper format. I can safely say that I know what I'm doing in terms of editing. You need little to worry about me making a mistake.

Things about me, well...I like cheese. Yes, yes I do. I also like Assassin's Creed (No, really), and other games like inFamous, God of War, Metal Gear, Resistance, and many others.

Signatures

1st - War Clown
2nd - WarClown^{Wanna Talk?}
3rd - Jacques le Blanc^{Reception Area}
4th - Juan Blanco^{Reception Area}
5th - Juan Blanco^{Reception Area}
6th - WarClown ^{Frequency: 149.94}
7th - WarClown ^Dial-Up_inFamous
8th - Jack ^Walls_inFamous
9th (Current) - Jack ^Walls_Supermen

Assassin

"Fair Lucrezia could not sate her appetite for lovers. But I suspect she would be fine, with two or three more brothers."

―Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Games:

• Assassin's Creed - PS3
• Assassin's Creed II - PS3
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - PS3
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations (Collector's Edition) - PS3
• Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines - PSP
• Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles - iPhone
• Assassin's Creed II: Discovery - iPhone

Others:

• Assassin's Creed: Lineage - YouTube
• Assassin's Creed: Ascendance - MP3
• Assassin's Creed: Embers - DVD
• Assassin's Creed: The Fall (Issue 1) - Ubiworkshop
• Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade - Torrent
• Assassin's Creed French Novels (Tome 1, 2) - PC
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook
• The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack

Desk Jockey

Currently revamping:

• Assassin's Creed: Lineage
• Assassin's Creed: Ascendance
• Cypriot Resistance
• Assassin's Creed: Embers
• Shao Jun

Will be revamping (When, no one knows):

• Hunt on Cyprus
• Hunt in Venice
• Discovery in Spain
• Spanish Inquisition

Put on hold:

• Assassin's Creed II: Discovery (Resuming: Indefinite)

Timeline

Revamping:

• Fall of the Palaiologi
• Infiltration of the Janissary camp

Will be creating:

• Skirmish in the Arsenal
• Conflict in Constantinople's countryside

Cheese

Wedge

File:War Cheese.png

Well, since you're already here, why not waste your time with these pointless links of pointlessness?

• Movies.
• Spoiled Bot >.>
• That's how a Sentinel does it.
• Try again.
• RUN!
• The Man of Steel.
• Respect your elders.
• <3
• FEAR ME!
• Tooti Frooti.
• Good times.
• Meet the wiki locals!
• Man up!
• >.>
• Got you there :P

These are some other logs that aren't really joke convos, but of sentimental value. In its own way.

• First Encounter: Elchzard
• First talkpage message ever sent + First Encounter: D. Cello

Cake

• 
  From Kaloneous
• From TheSt0ryTeller
  From TheSt0ryTeller
• Again, TheSt0ryTeller
  Again, TheSt0ryTeller

Ball