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"I'm your superior, in both title and ability."

This user is an administrator of the site. Their purpose is to ensure the wiki stays in perfect shape and they are monitoring every move.

Any complaints, problems, or queries should be asked either on this user's talk page, or in the forums.


War Clown
(Real) Name: Marco
Location: Philippines
Affiliation/s: inFamous Wiki (Bureaucrat)
Assassin's Creed Wiki (Administrator)

Dead Space Wiki (Editor)
Prototype Wiki (Associated)

Occupation: Administrator
Template, Graphics and Background designer
Chief Editor of the Timeline Project
Assassin
Gender: (Alpha) Male
Known alias/es: Jack White
Jacques le Blanc
Juan Blanco
Woozi
Wario
Weapon/s: Hidden Blade
Sword
Hidden Gun
Myself
Specialty: Summarization
Templates
Timeline
Awesome stuff
Cake
AC Game/s: Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed II
Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines
Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles
Assassin's Creed II: Discovery
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
AC Media: Assassin's Creed: Lineage
Assassin's Creed: Ascendance
Console/s: PlayStation 3
(AC, ACII, AC:BH)
PlayStation Portable (Hiatus)
(AC:BL)
iPhone 3GS
(AC:AC, ACII:D)
Awesome Rating: 11/10


Userboxes
This user likes to sleep.



This user is a badass.


This user is awesome!


This user is easy-going.


This user is a Libra.


This user likes Earth



This user comes from the Philippines, home of the Fountain of Justice.


This user follows the Creed of the Assassin Brotherhood.


This user love Big Daddies and think they are awesome badasses.


This user has read The Prince.


This user is a Hidden Blade adept. Their keyboard was impaled twice while writing this.
This user is a loyal supporter of the Auditore family.
This user is an expert in
hand-to-hand combat and could make Mr. Miyagi proud.


Personalized Userboxes
This user can handle a drill just like Subject Delta. So back off.


This user believes that if you mess with Niko Bellic, just consider yourself dead.


This user can kill a thousand Necromorphs within seconds.


This user is part of the Brotherhood of Steel, and wears an awesome Power Armor.


This user is a Grey Warden and can (and most likely will) kill you, darkspawn.


This user's name is listed in the dictionary as Merriam Webster's official definition of the term badass.


This user is like Liam Neeson, and loves it when a plan comes together, like the theory of electric current.


This user is a member of the Asylum and has reserved the right to use a list of assets no other users can.



AC Achievements
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for the PS3.


This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for the PS3.


This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for the PS3.


This user has cleared Assassin's Creed Bloodlines for the PSP.


This user has earned the Master Assassin Platinum Trophy for the PS3.


This user watched all three parts of Assassin's Creed Lineage.



Wiki/Positions
This user is an Assassin's Creed Wiki administrator.



This user is the Chief Editor of "WikiProject Timeline".



This user is an Istruttorium alumni, and was previously Il Direttore.



Wiki/Misc.
This user has caught the eye from Lord Cello and earned the Legendary award for leadership skills and overall awesomeness.



Template:HyenaLaugh

This user is a disciple of Niccolò Machiavelli, and knows how to handle fire.


This user is a descendant of the Harlequin and can juggle knives while telling a joke.


This user helped promote the article "Return to Alep" to Good status


This user helped promote the article "The Codex' Journey" to Good status


This user helped promote the article "Search for the Apple" to Good status


This user helped promote the article "Corombo in Venice" to Good status


This user helped promote the article "Hunt on Cyprus" to Featured status


This user helped promote the article "Siege of Masyaf" to Featured status


This user helped promote the article "Rise of the Brotherhood" to Featured status


This user helped promote the article "Incident at the Pagan Party" to Featured status


This user helped promote the article "Siege of Viana" to Featured status


This user helped promote the article "Fall of Cesare Borgia" to Featured status


This user has helped the wiki achieve 1000 articles and has earned a mouthful of the Assassin's Pudding.



This user has earned a cold pint of Assassin's Guinness, for their outstanding contributions on
St. Patrick's Day.



This user has presented a truck-load of successful projects, and has earned 6 slices of the Assassin's Cheesecake.


Bio

"Those who become princes by virtue of their abilities acquire dominion with difficulty, but maintain them with ease."
―Niccolò Machiavelli, Chapter 6 of The Prince.[src]

I am War Clown. I have gone by many a name: Jack White, Juan Blanco, Jacques le Blanc, Marco (You can't call me that, only specific people can) and many others. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic who's been condemned to solitary confinement for 3 and a half years, and the only time they let me out is when I am tasked to alphabetize the institution's garbage waste by name of brand, starting from Z to A. People ask me if that is true. It's not.

I aim to contribute as many as I can on whatever wiki that needs a contribution. My specialty is template and graphics designing, some coding, summarization of events, and others. I can also help organize an article's sections and paraphrase some sentences. For me, things are simple here: Play nice and stay away from fools like this one. If you ever, ever, cross the line, consider yourself dead.

Obviously, I'm a fan of AC, just like all of you here, but I also have other favorite games, like Metal Gear, Devil May Cry (set up camp at their wiki), God of War, BioShock, Grand Theft Auto, Dead Space (also contributing to their wiki), inFamous, Killzone, Uncharted, Vanquish (admin at the wiki, but haven't got it up and running yet) and a hell of a lot more.

Signatures

1st - War Clown
2nd - WarClownWanna Talk?
3rd - Jacques le BlancReception Area
4th - Juan BlancoReception Area
5th - Juan BlancoReception Area
6th - WarClown Frequency: 149.94
7th (Current) - WarClown Dial-UpinFamous

IRC Moments

Random stuff from the IRC.

My Sandbox

Wanna see a magic trick? Hold on.....Aha, here we are! I'm gonna make this pencil...disappear. Wanna know how I'm gonna do it? Do you? Do you really? Come closer, and I'll show you.

BAM! Ta-da! It's...gone. Wanna know where it went? Look here. You might find it. Can't find it? Yeah, well, that's your problem now XD

My Work on the Timeline

These are the articles I have contributed heavily upon (before and after becoming Chief Editor). As my greatness grew ever higher, so did these articles (although some are incomplete, most of these are already finished) Ladies and Gentlemen, without further a due, I present to you all, my work! XD

(Important Note: Not all of these articles are free from errors. If you spot some, feel free to correct it yourself)

Finished Work

Listed here are the articles I have finished (or at least I've done my part) Pages marked with a * are of my creation (meaning I started it, I ended it)...There were other contributions from other users, yes, but none were as major as mine XD

Unsourced

Listed here are some articles finished in content, but lacks the ol' "Notes and references" part. If you can do it for me, please do. But if you can't, well just leave that to me.

Articles in need of Screenshots

Listed here are the articles that are in need of screenshots and images from the game. If you wish to help out, please refer to my talk page and tell me if you can help. I'll answer as soon as possible.

Unfinished Work

Listed here are the pages I'm still working on. If you can help out in any way, please do so. Articles marked with a * are also in need of screenshots. Again, refer to me if you can help (with the screenshots)

Revamp

Listed here are pages that are in desperate need of a revamp. Once again, if you can help, just do it!

Pending

Listed here are pages that are yet to be created. If you can help, please do so.

Pictures

Bloodlines

Pics I took while watching some walkthroughs on YouTube of AC Bloodlines for the Storyline Articles. Since they mean so much to me, I thought I'd put them here in my User Page. (Note: One of these images was taken from GameFAQS)

  • Watching the sunset on Acre's harbor :D
    Watching the sunset on Acre's harbor :D
  • Uhm...I'm afraid what I have to say is not...well...nevermind
    Uhm...I'm afraid what I have to say is not...well...nevermind
  • Die!
    Die!
  • Not a sight for minors, that's for sure :D
    Not a sight for minors, that's for sure :D
  • Ohhh, that's got to hurt!
    Ohhh, that's got to hurt!
  • You would not believe who this guy really is!
    You would not believe who this guy really is!
  • Lady, I'm sorry it was a one night stand, but please lea-AHH!
    Lady, I'm sorry it was a one night stand, but please lea-AHH!
  • Oops, dropped a penny...What the F-
    Oops, dropped a penny...What the F-
  • You worthless pansies! Train Harder!!!
    You worthless pansies! Train Harder!!!
  • Now, where is that bathroom?
    Now, where is that bathroom?
  • Want some of my caramel apple?
    Want some of my caramel apple?
  • So....how was the soup?
    So....how was the soup?

Brotherhood

Out of desperation, I repeated my actions from the AC Bloodlines articles for Brotherhood. They mean so much to me (because I waited for that red bar to fill up God-knows-how long), so I decided to put em' here.

Badges

After some time, I decided to sate my satisfaction of tinkering with images by making badges for wiki use. Here's some of my work.

(Important Note: Any of you bastards that try to use these images will get blocked for a month. Yeah that's right bub, you heard me! War Clown then chugs down the bottle of vodka he brought with him.)

File:CelloDonut.JPG
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