User:War Clown

War Clown
File:ACSackUser.jpg I am Ezio Auditore da Poco Grande Pianeta. I am a Sackboy :D
(Real) Name:	Marco
Location:	My house...?
Gender:	Male
Userboxes This user likes to sleep. This user is a badass. This user is awesome! This user is easy-going. This user is a Libra. This user likes Earth This user plays on the PlayStation 3. This user follows the Creed of the Assassin Brotherhood. [[File:Istruttore{{{1}}}.png|55px|link=Special:ListUsers/rollback]] This user is a member of the Bureau. This user love Big Daddies and think they are awesome badasses. This user is a Hidden Blade adept. Their keyboard was impaled twice while writing this. This user is a loyal supporter of the Auditore family. This user is an expert in hand-to-hand combat and could make Mr. Miyagi proud. This user is the Chief Editor of "WikiProject Timeline". Personalized Userboxes This user can handle a drill just like Subject Delta. So back off. This user is a descendant of the Harlequin and can juggle knives while telling a joke. This user believes that if you mess with Niko Bellic, just consider yourself dead. This user can kill a thousand Necromorphs within seconds. This user is part of the Brotherhood of Steel, and wears an awesome Power Armor. In-Game Achievements This user has earned the Master Assassin Platinum Trophy for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for the PS3. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed Bloodlines for the PSP.

Reasons why I'm not online

• I'm not home
• I'm playing my PS3/PSP
• I'm sleeping
• It's raining
• The Power's out

Me...?

Howdy doodly! The name's W-ahem.....War Clown! (chilly background music O_O) You can call me War, because Clown sounds like an insult if left alone, but if you'd prefer to add the prefix Awesome, or Epic then I wouldn't mind. In fact, do it more frequently :D

I'm your average video game lover. Lives in the Philippines. Grew up with the PlayStation. Owned every one of them except for the PocketStation & the PSX. It only does Everything! Until Sony removes it T_T

I'm overflowing with knowledge, but also lacking. That's why I go to Wikia. If I can help in an article, I log in and edit (sometimes though, it doesn't log in & my edit becomes "Unregistered Contributor's" Edit T_T). I'm also a frequent visitor of the other Wikia sites, like the GTA Wiki and the Dead Space Wiki, but I do A LOT more reading than editing there :D

The great irony of being the...ahem, War Clown (chilly background music O_O)...is that I refrain from fighting and flame wars. Yes, I know, I know, It's weird, but I give others the freedom to voice their opinion out without chocking them to death :D Whether it'd be an insult to the PS3 (Its exclusives are horrible! Gears of War is the b-*BANG!*) or a direct verbal assault to one of my favorite games (MGS4 Suc-*BANG!*), I usually ignore these minor negativity, but if it goes a step too far, I'll have your head mounted on my kitchen, and use your tongue as a table cloth!

My favorite game series are Assassin's Creed, Metal Gear, Devil May Cry, God of War, BioShock, Grand Theft Auto & Dead Space

Other useless facts about me

• I'm human :D
• I share my first name with one of the Templars (Marco Barbarigo)
• I'm a fan of the UFC (Undisputed 2010 is awesome!)
• I like any music, so long as it appeals to me
• I use a USB Modem get connected to the internet (which is why I don't have a PSN yet)
• I'm a GameFaqs user (although I use a different name, since War Clown was already taken)
• The only Resident Evil that I have played are 4 and 5
• I'm also a big fan of inFamous, Killzone, & Uncharted (Yeah, they're all PS exclusives, and they are all awesome!)
• The only fighting games that I play are Tekken, Soulcalibur & Marvel Vs Capcom (Although I have played Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat before)

Assassin's Creed

Current AC I'm playing: AC: Altaïr's Chronicles

Ah, how I met AC. I'll never forget it. It seems like it was only yesterday.

It was 2009, when I was singing praises for my newly acquired PS3. Playing games that I have longed for since the announcement. Games like Devil May Cry 4, and Metal Gear Solid 4, the system was truly epic. When I mentioned this to my friend, he told about a, in his words, a cool game called Assassin's Creed. I asked him what the hell it was, he answered it was about a game set in history, and also sci-fi. I asked him if I could borrow it, to see for myself what it was, but alas, he cannot, for he hasn't finished playing it yet.

It was not until the end of the year, that my friend was finally able to lend me his copy of Assassin's Creed (Took him long enough, eh?). Obviously, I played it, to see for myself what I've been missing. An hour into the game, I was like: Oh.....My.....God....(I'm so in love, I found you finally, you make me wanna say....)

Compared to what my friend said, cool was an understatement! The game was absolutely awesome! The story was simple enough to follow on both In-Animus and Out-of-the-Animus(for me at least), the combat was something I deeply enjoyed, the missions weren't as repetitive as some said, and nearly every aspect of the game was amazing! I thanked my friend multiple times for letting me play his copy of the game.

Afterwards, I immediately bought Assassin's Creed II and I was squealing like a little girl over every improvement they made (I wasn't actually squealing like a girl, more like swearing like a sailor :D) The game was such a massive improvement! A better story on both sides, improved combat, all the new tools and gadgets, a protagonist with more background and personality (I still think Altaïr's a more badass than Ezio :D) , better location (AC1's areas were very dim compared to Italy), and a variety of enemies and targets. It truly was an epic improvement.

The PSP one, Bloodlines, was better than some said it was. While it was practically, a dumbed-down version of AC1, it managed to pull off a decent story, and a short bonus for AC2 (The Weapons gained from Interconnectivity really help when you're replaying the game :D). Alright, finally got a DS (WOOO!) Now to get playing, starting with Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles!

Oh, and I've also watched the Lineage series. Pretty awesome side-story, if not short.

My Sandbox

Wanna see a magic trick? Hold on.....Aha, here we are! I'm gonna make this pencil...disappear. Wanna know how I'm gonna do it? Do you? Do you really? Come closer, and I'll show you.

BAM! Ta-da! It's...gone. Wanna know where it went? Look here. You might find it. If not, then there's this place.

My Work on the Timeline

These are the articles I have contributed heavily upon (before and after becoming Chief Editor). As my greatness grew ever higher, so did these articles (although some are incomplete, most of these are already finished) Ladies and Gentlemen, without further a due, I present to you all, my work! XD

Finished Work

Listed here are the articles I have finished (or at least I've done my part) Pages marked with a * are of my creation (meaning I started it, I ended it)...There were other contributions from other users, yes, but none were as major as mine XD

• The Hunt for the Nine: Altair's quest for redemption after his failed mission at Solomon's Temple
• The Assassination of Galeazzo Sforza: The incident in Milan during the Feast of Santo Stefano*
• Assault on Acre's harbor: Altair's attack on Acre, in an attempt to learn more about the Templar's plans*
• Hunt on Cyprus: Altair's journey in Cyprus where he fights the Templar order*
• Duel in the Templar Archive: Altair's fight with Armand Bouchart*
• Giovanni in Rome: Giovanni's time in Rome*

Articles in need of Screenshots

Listed here are the articles that are in need of screenshots and images from the game. If you wish to help out, please refer to my talk page and tell me if you can help. I'll answer as soon as possible.

• The Birth of an Assassin: Ezio in training, preparing himself to step into his father's boots and continue his work.
• Auditore Execution: The tragic accident that happened in 1476.
• Pazzi Conspiracy: The plans of the Pazzi family to take over Florence.
• Return to Alep: Altair's Homecoming

Unfinished Work

Listed here are the pages I'm still working on. If you can help out in any way, please do so. Articles marked with a * are also in need of screenshots. Again, refer to me if you can help (with the screenshots)

• Hunt on Venice: Ezio's search for the Venetian Templars.*
• The Apple's Journey: The history of the Apple.
• The Codex' Journey: The history of the fabled journal.

Pending

Listed here are works that is in need of expansions. They are listed as pending for the reason that I have yet to touch them. Pages marked with a * are articles that are yet to be created. Again, if you can help in the expansion, please do.

• Siege of Monteriggioni: The Fall of the Auditore's fort
• Confrontation in Rome: Veni Vidi Vici
• Quest for the Chalice: Altair's hunt for the entity known as the Chalice*
• Duel on Lord Basilisk's ship: The fight out at sea

Stuff To-Do for me and you

Here's some stuff you and me could do. Follow them or not, well, that's up to you.

Want to be a mod?

You want to join the Istruttori? Here's a quick guide.

• Don't ask. If you go to an Istruttore's talk page, and be all "How the hell do I become a mod?!", you'd just lessen your chances on becoming one. There's a set of guidelines at the Istruttori's page that I kindly linked above, so if you want to know how to become one, just read it.
• Contribute, expand stubs, improve grammar, remove vandalism, do what you can to improve the wiki!
• Focus more on what you do, than what you gain in doing something. Disregard the badges, they mean nothing in terms of rank (other than the leaderboard)
• Keep your stuff organized, and by stuff, I mean your user page and talk page. No floating userboxes over text, no disorganized talk pages, no nothing!
• Learn right from wrong. Remember, what we write here, what we type in and save, it will (or will not, depending on the person) be considered as the truth.
• And finally, always call me (and the other Istruttores, if you want) Awesome, trust me it'll get you somewhere XD

Pictures from AC:Bloodlines

Pics I took while watching some walkthroughs on YouTube for the Storyline Articles. Since they mean so much to me, I thought I'd put them here in my User Page (Note: One of these images were taken from GameFAQS)

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  Watching the sunset on Acre's harbor :D
• 
  Uhm...I'm afraid what I have to say is not...well...nevermind
• Die!
  Die!
• 
  Not a sight for minors, that's for sure :D
• 
  Ohhh, that's got to hurt!
• You would not believe who this guy really is!
  You would not believe who this guy really is!
• 
  Lady, I'm sorry it was a one night stand, but please lea-
• 
  Oops, dropped a penny...What the F-
• You worthless pansies! Train Harder!!!
  You worthless pansies! Train Harder!!!
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  Now, where is that bathroom?
• 
  Want some of my caramel apple?
• So....how was the soup?
  So....how was the soup?