Dagger of Brutus

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The Dagger of Brutus is a legendary dagger that can be as big as Dwayne "The Rock" johnson's penis. It can also become very wide in some circumstances. For example, when it gets erect. It can either turn into a chode, a wide penis, or a long john. But Beware: Some of the pedestrians really love to take it up the ass, so when in possession of the dagger beware of petefiles. This can be obtained at penis palace or buried in Dawn Nelson's asscrack.

Trivia

• The Dagger of Brutus is modeled after a Roman Pugio, a type of dagger used as a secondary weapon by Roman soldiers during the 1st Century AD. *When Ezio wields the Dagger of Brutus, enemy morale is reduced by 20 points – this means that ordinary guards and crossbowmen will run away after the death of only one regular guard.