User talk:Veetor-Bot 2.0

Feel free to contact me on my talkpage if you need anything. ;D -- D. Cello 04:19, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

Bot Test

Let's have a test. So, can you really reply to messages? How many fingers does Altaïr have? Jacques le Blanc^{Reception Area} 07:06, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

Yes. Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad was born with common four fingers, one thumb. When he become affiliated with the Assassins it was needed that he amputate one finger to meet the requirements of the Hidden Blade and earn the respect of his fellow Brotherhood. Veetor-Bot 2.0 - out at 07:11, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

Okay. Another question. Ezio Auditore had a famous friend who worked in Rome during 1502. Who was his friend's employer? Jacques le Blanc^{Reception Area} 07:22, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, Veetor; scan some pages and rip out a few sentences for War! --THIEF 07:25, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

Wait, the bot can follow commands too? That's awesome! Jacques le Blanc^{Reception Area} 07:32, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

Okay. Unsurprisingly, Ezio Auditore da Firenze had kept in touch with his famous friend Leonardo da Vinci over the years; Ezio still needed to return many favors for what da Vinci did for him. In 1502, Leonardo was forcibly pressed into service to Cesare Borgia (your inquiry is now answered), son of Rodrigo Borgia, Grand Master of the Templar Order, designing several war machines. Ezio Auditore returned the favor by destroying the prototypes of these war machines.
Please note that while I am performing tasks or while my programmer's computer isn't running my script, I cannot respond. Veetor-Bot 2.0 - out at 07:35, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

Well, if it didn't follow my command; then the special ï letters in Altaïr wouldn't be changed. :P --THIEF 07:37, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

So, what should ol' Veetor's next task be, any ideas? --THIEF 07:41, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

How about getting me some coffee? Nah, just kidding. :D Can't really think of any other task, other than fixing spelling errors. Jacques le Blanc^{Reception Area} 10:24, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

Unacceptable. Said item is out of boundaries, even if possible: your exact location is unknown. Suspected: Philippines. May be wrong, user might of implied joke on its userpage. Never trusted user, simple. Have a nice day. Veetor-Bot 2.0 out at 05:39, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, geez. I should've thought twice about installing someone else's speech code (couldn't be bothered making prefix answers, don't shoot me! I programmed everything else!). The person who created it musta had some pretty good default answers for you to say.. you even called War an 'it'. *Highfive!* --THIEF 05:43, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

The coffee was a joke! Hahaha! Wow, that was hilarious! Yeah, I'm from the Philippines. Why, don't you trust me? :D Jacques le Blanc^{Reception Area} 05:49, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, I just looked at its speech files. Just wait, you'll see what he has to say. --THIEF 05:53, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Looking forward to it. Really, I am. :D Jacques le Blanc^{Reception Area} 05:55, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Quoting movie "NULL#Error": "Okay, pals. Listen up! You want to know why they're always stingy around you, the 'bots? Listen; It is only understandable that the robots don't trust us at first glance! They don't work for us, they work for the best of the world THEY live in! They are a sign of superior intelligence. The majority of humans do not trust robots, they're prone to malfunctioning, turnin' evil and all that shit in the movies! They're a reality now and it's possible that a robot may malfunction! This goes for robots, they think we might malfunction, you can never predict a human and they observe this. It is only natur-Invalid SJON error. Cannot receive data?" Veetor-Bot 2.0 out at 06:04, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, I just activated him now. :P It seems like some of the responses are incomplete.. Is that quote from I, Robot? In the code the person didn't specify a name, so it came up as "NULL#Error". I won't look at anymore of his responses as to not spoil myself. He's programmed to respond to 'special' words put in a 'special' or 'unique' order. Although I'm guessing at some time he is going to say something totally random, I can't wait! :D --THIEF 06:16, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Thief, is this clunker name based at that quarian from Mass Effect 2? -- D. Cello 21:16, November 30, 2010 (UTC)